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Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

They saw a rat two weeks ago. There are also some lizards.

# ? Jul 21, 2020 22:25

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# ? May 1, 2024 05:44

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

My girlfriend is highly allergic to cats, especially her very hairy cat, but she loves them anyways. Them's the breaks.

# ? Jul 21, 2020 22:32

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Here's my two goobers. Leela up front and Finn in the back. Leela's the crotchety big sister who has to take daily anxiety medication (along with her dad :smith:

) and Finn rams his head into your shins until you pet him and flops onto the ground like a fainting goat. Love these cats.

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

My girlfriend is highly allergic to cats, especially her very hairy cat, but she loves them anyways. Them's the breaks.

Hah, I had one of these perches until the strings broke from the suction cups and Leela fell to the ground. It was pretty hilarious. Beautiful catte :3:

explosivo fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Jul 21, 2020

# ? Jul 21, 2020 23:06

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

I was reading in my room, looked over and saw him sitting like this

# ? Jul 22, 2020 00:22

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

explosivo posted:

Hah, I had one of these perches until the strings broke from the suction cups and Leela fell to the ground. It was pretty hilarious. Beautiful catte

Thanks!! I love him so much. One of the suction cups fell off when he was jumping to the window seat one time but he didn't really care. :3:

# ? Jul 22, 2020 01:01

vudan: Dec 11, 2010

This is Psipsina. She is verging on 20. She has had a couple health issues but still enjoys waddling out into the sun and cuddling on the couch.

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# ? Jul 22, 2020 01:20

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

I've posted these guys before (Axel was photoshopped into a pirate cat playing a fiddle in some cat thread a few years ago) but here they are again, Axel and Blaze

# ? Jul 22, 2020 02:28

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

I want to see pirate Axel too

# ? Jul 22, 2020 02:32

Fuckstick: Nov 30, 2000

Cat with bonus dog.

Cat is Simba. Dog is Kinzer.

# ? Jul 22, 2020 04:33

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Junk posted:

I've posted these guys before (Axel was photoshopped into a pirate cat playing a fiddle in some cat thread a few years ago) but here they are again, Axel and Blaze

Would pet the tumtums and take my chances

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Jul 22, 2020

# ? Jul 22, 2020 04:58

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

vudan posted:

This is Psipsina. She is verging on 20. She has had a couple health issues but still enjoys waddling out into the sun and cuddling on the couch.

Aw. That's a good kitty.

# ? Jul 22, 2020 05:59

taiyoko: Jan 10, 2008

I hope this posts right way up, it looked sideways on the upload preview in the app. This is Little Miss, who my sister first brought to our house with four kittens. We found the babies homes once they were big enough but kept her. Now that she has good food she really fluffed up and she has become a total snugglebug. Still does not like loud and noisy, so she runs off and hides when my niece and nephews are over, usually.

# ? Jul 22, 2020 07:28

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Junk posted:

I've posted these guys before (Axel was photoshopped into a pirate cat playing a fiddle in some cat thread a few years ago) but here they are again, Axel and Blaze

# ? Jul 22, 2020 08:21

Male Tiers: Dec 27, 2012; Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

This is my dad's cat. I gave her the avocado for Christmas.

Male Tiers fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Jul 22, 2020

# ? Jul 22, 2020 12:56

iroc.dis: Mar 15, 2013

A lot of good cattes up in this thread.

This is my handsome dude Howie. I adopted him in 2017 but unfortunately had to find him a new home when my girlfriend moved in with me. She is allergic to cats while also hating them. Thankfully my retired parents immediately volunteered to take him. He lays on my mom's lap every morning while she reads and my dad keeps the bird feeders outside full so he always has live action Bird-TV to watch. I miss him a lot but I know hes happy up there.

At my parents' house enjoying one of his favorite spots

# ? Jul 22, 2020 13:22

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

iroc.dis posted:

This is my handsome dude Howie. I adopted him in 2017 but unfortunately had to find him a new home when my girlfriend moved in with me. She is allergic to cats while also hating them.

# ? Jul 22, 2020 13:25

Tijuana-A-Go-Go: Aug 2, 2019; Doggles Aficionado

Bow-tie boy

Goblin

Shy and hidden

# ? Jul 22, 2020 13:32

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Why don't any of you idiots have hats for your cats. Cats love hats.

# ? Jul 22, 2020 15:15

Foreskin Problems: Nov 4, 2012; It's doing fine, actually.

Your cat looks like Neelix

# ? Jul 22, 2020 15:19

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 16:12

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

bird with big dick posted:

Why don't any of you idiots have hats for your cats. Cats love hats.

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# ? Jul 22, 2020 16:23

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

bird with big dick posted:

Why don't any of you idiots have hats for your cats. Cats love hats.

This is extremely adorable but my cat detests anything near his face or head. :swoon:

# ? Jul 22, 2020 17:25

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

This is extremely adorable but my cat detests anything near his face or head.

he's just being coy. he actually loves hats.

# ? Jul 22, 2020 17:38

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Foreskin Problems posted:

Your cat looks like Neelix

That's a terrible thing to say about someone's cat

# ? Jul 22, 2020 17:47

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

he's just being coy. he actually loves hats.

Playing hard to pet

# ? Jul 22, 2020 18:57

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Phlegmish posted:

Playing hard to pet

# ? Jul 22, 2020 19:20

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Phlegmish posted:

Playing hard to pet

# ? Jul 22, 2020 20:49

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Wendigee posted:

Would pet the tumtums and take my chances

these two are aggressively affectionate and cotton soft and would totally let you do that

# ? Jul 23, 2020 02:22

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

2 fresh baked loafs

# ? Jul 23, 2020 05:20

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

How do you get a cream color like that? Is that what the OG desert cats looked like, or were they more grey?

# ? Jul 23, 2020 13:34

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

It's called buff or cream and it's the dilute form of orange (like gray is the dilute form of black). Cat coat colors are stupidly complicated.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 13:45

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away