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Bobby Deluxe posted:what does it mean when the calculator starts putting letters in your results 8008135
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Jul 23, 2020 09:19
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He could buy and sell a lot of countries.
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Jul 23, 2020 09:22
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If we were a barter economy he would have all the toilet paper.
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Jul 23, 2020 09:29
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How do you barter used tp? I will give you 15 sheets slightly worn (never raced nor rallied) for 3 clean ones
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Jul 23, 2020 10:08
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oh my god i just remembered when the British public thought toilet paper was going to be the most important thing for 2 weeks.
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Jul 23, 2020 10:11
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Some people must still have mountains of it.
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Jul 23, 2020 10:13
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i doubt they've stopped making GBS threads
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Jul 23, 2020 10:15
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I have just opened some junkmail that contained a belvita soft bake w choc chips It was good, but how likely am I likely to die now. It sat on my doormat for 2 days. I don't want to die just yet. Today is my birthday, am going round parents this arvo to have a bbq. I hope I make it until after that atleast.
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Jul 23, 2020 10:23
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happy bday friend! enjoy your bbq and belvita shits
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Jul 23, 2020 10:35
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if youd bought it you might not eat it for like over a week so a couple of days seems fine? the storage recommendations for this product say a cool, dry place, so by doormat do you mean inside or out? and if out would it be in full sun? to be honest I think this is unlikely to be the cause of your death happy birthday
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Jul 23, 2020 10:37
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Cheers lads/lasses, I am getting scarcely close to the big 40, where I re-evaluate my life. Today I am 38yo today my mum called me and could tell I was drunk. She said I can still go round if I stop drinking now. hm. that will not happen. expect fireworks ath about 15:00 hours
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Jul 23, 2020 11:15
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dont think you should be messing around with fireworks when intoxicated
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Jul 23, 2020 11:58
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yeah plus 3pm is a poo poo time for fireworks, too light
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Jul 23, 2020 12:10
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With sunglasses, it's not that pronounced and kinda just looks like they've been nudged maybe, but wearing a mask you can clearly see that my ears (and I guess whole head) is lopsided, it's like a big uneven spirit level across my face. Also, what are we to do about Adolf Trumps meteoric rise to fascist dictatorship from here in the uk?
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Jul 23, 2020 12:14
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Cyril Sneeer posted:Cheers lads/lasses, I am getting scarcely close to the big 40, where I re-evaluate my life. Today I am 38yo Oh hay lock-life-crisis buddy, I'm turning 38 in a couple weeks and also in the middle of a big life laundry list. In a way lockdown has helped me make some big decisions (or at least work out the actions i need to take towards working out exactly what decisions i need to make), now i just need to start *taking* those actions.
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Jul 23, 2020 12:15
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!Klams posted:With sunglasses, it's not that pronounced and kinda just looks like they've been nudged maybe, but wearing a mask you can clearly see that my ears (and I guess whole head) is lopsided, it's like a big uneven spirit level across my face. get a mask with a jaunty pattern that messes with peoples eyes so they don't notice you're skew-whiff
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Jul 23, 2020 12:18
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NotJustANumber99 posted:get a mask with a jaunty pattern that messes with peoples eyes so they don't notice you're skew-whiff Paint your face with dazzle camoflage https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage
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Jul 23, 2020 12:20
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Happy b-day thread friend  It's hot and I'm working with my top off while eating cheese slicing right off the block, #blessed.
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Jul 23, 2020 12:37
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As a 43 year old, don't worry goon friends, it's not that bad 
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Jul 23, 2020 12:38
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2020 was a landmark birthday for me. COVID-19 is my fault.. Happy birthday! 
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Jul 23, 2020 12:48
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Just done the big shop in Tesco, I would estimate that at least 80% of shoppers weren't wearing a mask. Went to M&S afterwards for a few bits and bobs and it was the same in there. People being stubborn right up until the last day? Or is this going to be how it is as of tomorrow? Because whether people in this thread like it or not, I'm not going to keep my mouth shut if I see someone walking towards me without a mask on when shopping.
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Jul 23, 2020 13:19
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My last two shops (lidl and co op in Edinburgh) were 100% masked as far as I could see. I'd be interested to see how it varies by location, size of store etc
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Jul 23, 2020 13:27
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I suspect the voluntary takeup and enforcement of masks in shops around here will be the same as on public transport. Basically zero. Do whatever you want. Nothing is real.
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Jul 23, 2020 13:34
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Nipped to the garden centre at lunchtime for some miracle-gro, seems like everyone’s masking up except pensioners.
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Jul 23, 2020 13:41
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Dell_Zincht posted:Because whether people in this thread like it or not, consider this my strongly worded protest
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Jul 23, 2020 13:44
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Dell_Zincht posted:Just done the big shop in Tesco, I would estimate that at least 80% of shoppers weren't wearing a mask. well aren't you a big strong lad who definitely won't actually just silently fume at people
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Jul 23, 2020 14:19
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the government/media have basically been building up the idea that you don't really have to wear a mask for ages now. everytime it's mentioned they always say it's not going to be enforced and that you shouldn't question or do anything about non-mask wearers because of disabilities.
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Jul 23, 2020 14:27
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just like with social distancing fines will only be enforced against the blecks
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Jul 23, 2020 14:29
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So I was working in aisle 7 of Tescos and no one was wearing masks so I went up to everyone and farted in their childrens faces, absolute blasters too - smelt like a rotting whale carcass on a beach, and then I went on the PA system and did a speech about how everyone should wear masks because its the right thing to do and everyone broke into applause and Gina the sexy bakery girl made out with me and let me gently caress her in the butt and then Einstein said congrats
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Jul 23, 2020 14:29
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I'm going to watch the BIG XBOX ANNOUNCEMENT and shake my head at what they've done to my beautiful halo
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Jul 23, 2020 14:35
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Barry White posted:2020 was a landmark birthday for me. COVID-19 is my fault.. Lockdown started on my 30th, it was the first time since I was 19 that I tried to organise a party so some of the blame for this is on me
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Jul 23, 2020 14:39
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Barry White posted:2020 was a landmark birthday for me. COVID-19 is my fault.. Congrats on being old enough to do a paper round
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Jul 23, 2020 14:44
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:well aren't you a big strong lad who definitely won't actually just silently fume at people I'm the kind of person who doesn't think before he speaks, it's gotten me into trouble before tbh
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Jul 23, 2020 14:49
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Tesco aisle 7 is usually Milk/Butter/Cream/Cheese if that helps people visualise things better
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Jul 23, 2020 14:55
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It does
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Jul 23, 2020 15:17
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My company is trying to say that we all had a week of holiday during furlough so they're paying us 20% of 5 days of holiday ha ha ha my boss is a liar a thief and a oval office I am aware that this is most likely illegal what they're trying to do so hopefully we get it all sorted
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Jul 23, 2020 15:20
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Dell_Zincht posted:I'm the kind of person who doesn't think before he speaks, it's gotten me into trouble before tbh complaining at people won't help to be honest. the best thing to do is just to make it clear that you're avoiding them and are uncomfortable with their lack of masks but in a polite way. i think the best thing everyone can do is just wear a mask themselves. people who don't are gonna feel very silly when everyone else is.
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Jul 23, 2020 15:23
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fridge corn posted:My company is trying to say that we all had a week of holiday during furlough so they're paying us 20% of 5 days of holiday ha ha ha my boss is a liar a thief and a oval office I really hope a load of Tory voting small business owning gently caress heads who do poo poo like this get thoroughly shafted by HMRC Today I had a training seminar so I put up a roller blind in my room while in mute. Managed to cut the blind wonkey like always, but passable. Soon my gooncave will be complete and I will have no need for the outside world
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Jul 23, 2020 15:31
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hemale in pain posted:complaining at people won't help to be honest. the best thing to do is just to make it clear that you're avoiding them and are uncomfortable with their lack of masks but in a polite way. I've seen a lot of Facebook comments on my local news pages from people who are going to refuse to wear a mask on the grounds that the government have told them they have to. Now I think the Tories have really hosed the dealing of the pandemic and it's probably a case of "too little, too late" but I'm still going to wear a mask while shopping because I'm not a oval office, not because it's the rules.
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freelop posted:Lockdown started on my 30th, it was the first time since I was 19 that I tried to organise a party so some of the blame for this is on me I can't blame you for that, I'd been WFH for a week or so before lockdown. I'm now nearing the end of week 20 and am considering feeding myself to the dog.
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Jul 23, 2020 15:32
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