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galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Glottis posted:

it's actually much more dystopian than either of those, but still interesting. Here's a long-rear end but fun article about it.

https://waitbutwhy.com/2017/04/neuralink.html

I don't really see how it reduces the existential threat to humanity. Presumably the authors think we'll get better at brainstorming up solutions to humanity's problems, but we already have a lot of solutions and no political will to implement them.

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Holy poo poo computers can be hacked. In the last item I was thinking about bad guys using hacking to steal information from my brain. But brain interfaces can also put information in. Meaning a clever hacker might be able to change your thoughts or your vote or your identity or make you want to do something terrible you normally wouldn’t ever consider. And you wouldn’t know it ever happened. You could feel strongly about voting for a candidate and a little part of you would wonder if someone manipulated your thoughts so you’d feel that way. The darkest possible scenario would be an ISIS-type organization actually influencing millions of people to join their cause by altering their thoughts. This is definitely the scariest paragraph in this post. Let’s get out of here.

I'm just some simpleton, but I don't really see a use for this that can be more profitable than renting out alteration of thoughts, which can wait until after market saturation takes hold, similar to how venture capitalists were willing to wait years before Twitter had a single ad. The most powerful capitalists keep using capital to accumulate more capital, and using other people's mental labor to alter other people's thoughts at the speed of thought to acquire more mental and physical labor sounds like a pretty fast way of doing that. They'd probably argue that it's not slavery and surrender of free will, it's just brainwashing via infodump as an equitable exchange for a cheap payday loan or a grocery store discount.

Tech venture capitalist love flouncing the spirit of the law, egregious in its various degrees, for example two bots automatically changing prices on competitors' websites will simulate price fixing.
https://ponderwall.com/index.php/2019/05/04/algorithms-profits-colluding-prices/

and without the ability to remotely alter brains, it's just going to be like if a single corporation controlled the Internet

galenanorth has issued a correction as of 19:55 on Jul 22, 2020

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012





somehow, tbh, i don't think this is an honest or accurate representation of musk or any tech company's long-term vision

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider
Our human meat brains already seem pretty hackable tbh. I know there's a difference in using propaganda and fear to radicalize people vs injecting a line of code that runs nazi.exe but it's not as though security is already airtight.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Frog Act posted:



somehow, tbh, i don't think this is an honest or accurate representation of musk or any tech company's long-term vision

I think the part where every actual operation is "?" adds up.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
imagine having a brain/computer interface and using it to reprogram people into racists instead becoming a machine intelligence and ascending to godhood

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Rutibex posted:

imagine having a brain/computer interface and using it to reprogram people into racists instead becoming a machine intelligence and ascending to godhood

I'd hack everyone's brains and make them all simultaneously message Charlie Kirk and make fun of him for the diaper thing. Then I would make everyone do the wave. Then I'd probably turn it off because those are the only fun ideas I have.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Frog Act posted:



somehow, tbh, i don't think this is an honest or accurate representation of musk or any tech company's long-term vision

yeah, it's more like fanon by the people that worship CEOs

They can argue that space tourism will lead to insurance against extinction of the human species, but the hole in even that is that corporations will never account for black swan events that are so disastrous they'll put them out of business except as much as they're forced to do so by government (the story of many a Superfund), and then eventually such a black swan event will happen. The circumstances under which a black swan event screws over a for-profit entity protecting the last paying customers alive is so science-fictiony I don't want to spend time imagining it, though

The notion of goodwill for exploitative capitalists as the last of humanity, as the lesser evil compared to extinction, is kinda messed up, I mean you might as well wish goodwill on someone making an industry of stabbing you and selling your organs on the black market as long as they reproduce

galenanorth has issued a correction as of 19:29 on Jul 22, 2020

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Glottis posted:

it's actually much more dystopian than either of those, but still interesting. Here's a long-rear end but fun article about it.

https://waitbutwhy.com/2017/04/neuralink.html

on the contrary, the vision described in the link is extremely utopian. i mean, theoretically it would be amazing if everyone in the world could do a psychic mind meld with one another, we could trust one another and communicate ideas so much better, etc. the dystopian part of course is how it would play out in a reality when nobody will ever log off of The Internet of Brains

speaking of massively utopian expectations:

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When I asked Elon about his timeline, he said:

I think we are about 8 to 10 years away from this being usable by people with no disability … It is important to note that this depends heavily on regulatory approval timing and how well our devices work on people with disabilities.

this was written in 2017, can't wait for 2025 when my brain implant can command my self-driving car on mars

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

on the contrary, the vision described in the link is extremely utopian. i mean, theoretically it would be amazing if everyone in the world could do a psychic mind meld with one another, we could trust one another and communicate ideas so much better, etc. the dystopian part of course is how it would play out in a reality when nobody will ever log off of The Internet of Brains


The dystopian aspect, to me at least, is that this is being developed of by and for the most powerful, so instead of an egalitarian instrumentality where each person has an equal say, your power inside the system will be proportional to either your perceived or desired power as evaluated by capitalists.

Really I think Elon wants people to stop making fun of him and instead of "shutting up" he's going for "neurochemically enforce loving Elon."

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
It's a moot point because this is laughably advanced science fiction technology that is nowhere near being implemented in our lifetimes and despite the protestation of tech nerds who can't wait for the singularity to make being obscenely rich and terminally white even better than it is now, ol' Musky stands about as much chance of innovating a working model to those lofty specifications as I do.

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

all we can hope is that he tests out a prototype on himself

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Breetai posted:

It's a moot point because this is laughably advanced science fiction technology that is nowhere near being implemented in our lifetimes and despite the protestation of tech nerds who can't wait for the singularity to make being obscenely rich and terminally white even better than it is now, ol' Musky stands about as much chance of innovating a working model to those lofty specifications as I do.

Don't beat yourself up, I'm sure you'd do a better job.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Breetai posted:

It's a moot point because this is laughably advanced science fiction technology that is nowhere near being implemented in our lifetimes and despite the protestation of tech nerds who can't wait for the singularity to make being obscenely rich and terminally white even better than it is now, ol' Musky stands about as much chance of innovating a working model to those lofty specifications as I do.

good point. we should get 4chan involved

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker
Musk is either overly ambitious, a showman, or both. The author is pretty sucked into it but I still think that's a good article that covers the utopian and dystopian elements of it - I just tend to believe it'll be shittier than it is good, but that's probably nostalgia talking. I am nostalgic for the pre-smartphone era but it's possible it really sucked and I just couldn't tell.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Tulip posted:

Don't beat yourself up, I'm sure you'd do a better job.

Fine, I'll start the wiki.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Musk doesn’t seem so much smart or clever as he is rich from birth, enthusiastic, and lacking any tendency to reflect on the moral implications of following through on trains of thought. Like, he went “Rampant unchecked capitalism is destroying the environment and causing humanity to slowly boil in its own worry-sweat; there’s gotta be a company I could buy to make a buck in that racket! People will pay attention to me too! It’ll be fun!”

Narcissism, luck, money and an adventurous spirit are a terrifying mix.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


mysterious frankie posted:

Musk doesn’t seem so much smart or clever as he is rich from birth, enthusiastic, and lacking any tendency to reflect on the moral implications of following through on trains of thought. Like, he went “Rampant unchecked capitalism is destroying the environment and causing humanity to slowly boil in its own worry-sweat; there’s gotta be a company I could buy to make a buck in that racket! People will pay attention to me too! It’ll be fun!”

Narcissism, luck, money and an adventurous spirit are a terrifying mix.

You make him sound like the kind of guy who destroys planets in the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Musk is a moron, if you've ever actually listened to him speak and think he's a genius you probably think Trump's a brilliant businessman too.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Tulip posted:

You make him sound like the kind of guy who destroys planets in the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

Well, if the haphazardly tested wetware that ultimately turns your skull into a pressure cooker that plays Amphetamine Elf synth music fits, wear it.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Glottis posted:

Musk is either overly ambitious, a showman, or both. The author is pretty sucked into it but I still think that's a good article that covers the utopian and dystopian elements of it - I just tend to believe it'll be shittier than it is good, but that's probably nostalgia talking. I am nostalgic for the pre-smartphone era but it's possible it really sucked and I just couldn't tell.

I like that I can use Google Maps if I get lost while exploring somewhere new, I can use the Internet while I'm waiting for the bus, I can read a book without physically carrying one, and the camera was useful in college for digitizing documents as a last resort

That's about it

galenanorth has issued a correction as of 00:48 on Jul 23, 2020

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

We already have the power to create a paradise on earth in terms of healthcare, food and education but we choose not to and to trust strongmen instead who help capitalists or some other political privileged class hoard all the resources.

I don’t see future tech being any different unless we do something about the underlying problem.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wheeee posted:

Musk is a moron, if you've ever actually listened to him speak and think he's a genius you probably think Trump's a brilliant businessman too.

I got bad news about nerds, friend

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

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galenanorth posted:

I don't really see how it reduces the existential threat to humanity. Presumably the authors think we'll get better at brainstorming up solutions to humanity's problems, but we already have a lot of solutions and no political will to implement them.

what if Elon Musk paid you a ton of cash to write a glowing review with lovely stick figure art. Would you understand how amazing this product is then?
Like it's been an open secret the guy who does that site pretty much burned out and stopped updating it with any regularity and also began accepting money to write gushing articles about certain companies and individuals. Musk buys (or at least used to) a ton of his hype, and there's also more than a few cynical folks who stroke him off to try and earn 'thank you' bribes. Of course there's also a ton of true believers who do it for free now too.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

mysterious frankie posted:

Well, if the haphazardly tested wetware that ultimately turns your skull into a pressure cooker that plays Amphetamine Elf synth music fits, wear it.

wait, so neuralink good??

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Coolness Averted posted:

wait, so neuralink good??

Even if it did work perfectly and does what he says it will do, think about how product cycles go. It’s the equivalent of having an OG iPhone installed into your brain. In like four years the latest firmware updates won’t be compatible and if you want to get the Neuralink5, so you can get the security update that stops the Ukrainian hackers that keep puppeting you into wiring them money, you’ll have to go down to the strip mall and get a kid in a work polo who has a visible vaping rig bulge in his khakis reopen your bore hole and strip the neural lacing out, because you need the new higher bandwidth kind (if you get the exclusive Sorrow Blue lacing for an additional $2000 it shows you support the refugees of The Great Manhattan Flood), and even if you survive you still have a 30% chance of getting pink eye on your brain.

So, yes. It’s the future of getting a nosebleed while wirelessly starting your car and I loving love it.

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

mysterious frankie posted:

Even if it did work perfectly and does what he says it will do, think about how product cycles go. It’s the equivalent of having an OG iPhone installed into your brain. In like four years the latest firmware updates won’t be compatible and if you want to get the Neuralink5, so you can get the security update that stops the Ukrainian hackers that keep puppeting you into wiring them money, you’ll have to go down to the strip mall and get a kid in a work polo who has a visible vaping rig bulge in his khakis reopen your bore hole and strip the neural lacing out, because you need the new higher bandwidth kind (if you get the exclusive Sorrow Blue lacing for an additional $2000 it shows you support the refugees of The Great Manhattan Flood), and even if you survive you still have a 30% chance of getting pink eye on your brain.

So, yes. It’s the future of getting a nosebleed while wirelessly starting your car and I loving love it.


NGL I watched eXistenZ last month and it's actually aged pretty well for a 90's scifi.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

mysterious frankie posted:

Even if it did work perfectly and does what he says it will do, think about how product cycles go. It’s the equivalent of having an OG iPhone installed into your brain. In like four years the latest firmware updates won’t be compatible and if you want to get the Neuralink5, so you can get the security update that stops the Ukrainian hackers that keep puppeting you into wiring them money, you’ll have to go down to the strip mall and get a kid in a work polo who has a visible vaping rig bulge in his khakis reopen your bore hole and strip the neural lacing out, because you need the new higher bandwidth kind (if you get the exclusive Sorrow Blue lacing for an additional $2000 it shows you support the refugees of The Great Manhattan Flood), and even if you survive you still have a 30% chance of getting pink eye on your brain.

So, yes. It’s the future of getting a nosebleed while wirelessly starting your car and I loving love it.

And that is why my brain implant, though reprogrammable, has absolutely nowhere for malware to hide and I'm not too keen to upgrade to fancier models.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
I have accepted that in the hosed up cyber future, my role is to be an old man who is the only guy in town who knows what a VCR is

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
That feel when you use untested freeware to convert a bunch of old home movies into neuralink compatible video files as a cheap anniversary gift for your parents and accidentally lock them into a waking nightmare where all they can see and hear is a thirty second loop of your shirtless uncle Barry at the lake, showing how he can pop the cap off a leinenkugel bottle with his nipple.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

endlessmonotony posted:

And that is why my brain implant, though reprogrammable, has absolutely nowhere for malware to hide and I'm not too keen to upgrade to fancier models.

Bleh, you’re one of those smug Android Cyborg users.

The Sausages posted:


NGL I watched eXistenZ last month and it's actually aged pretty well for a 90's scifi.

Oh man, I haven’t watched that in decades!

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

endlessmonotony posted:

And that is why my brain implant, though reprogrammable, has absolutely nowhere for malware to hide and I'm not too keen to upgrade to fancier models.

c’mon, your vague nerve wants to be able to tweet

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Subjunctive posted:

c’mon, your vague nerve wants to be able to tweet

I think Twitter has enough half-hearted confused diatribes that never arrive at an actual point.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

More sci-fi needs to lean into technology that just doesn't work right

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

StashAugustine posted:

More sci-fi needs to lean into technology that just doesn't work right

the show isn't great, but i like in altered carbon there's a whole bunch of AIs who were programmed to run hotels and crap that have been largely been abandoned and just hang out in virtual space and gently caress around in a union largely forgotten by humanity

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Dreylad posted:

the show isn't great, but i like in altered carbon there's a whole bunch of AIs who were programmed to run hotels and crap that have been largely been abandoned and just hang out in virtual space and gently caress around in a union largely forgotten by humanity

Yeah it generally tends towards high tech that works hilariously well (also the author is an rear end in a top hat) but the idea that AIs got abandoned because they're just too creepy to work with is great

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Another reason that AI never caught on in the Altered Carbon universe is that slaves are cheap.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Jesus loving Christ :stonk:

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


HiroProtagonist posted:

Jesus loving Christ :stonk:

lmao

I did recruiting for about two years, and the open ended questions were incredibly useful because some people couldn't answer "So why did you leave this position" without getting extremely racist or misogynistic. It is extremely funny that they're trying to predict job hopping and not "will be awful to work with."

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tulip posted:

lmao

I did recruiting for about two years, and the open ended questions were incredibly useful because some people couldn't answer "So why did you leave this position" without getting extremely racist or misogynistic. It is extremely funny that they're trying to predict job hopping and not "will be awful to work with."

:same:

You also don't really get a sense of how a person thinks and speaks if they just answer simpler questions

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