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THE GUN IS GOOD. THE PENIS IS EVIL.
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:26 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:35 |
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sean connery wearing an outfit like a monkey trained to help the disabled
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:39 |
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The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:39 |
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THE TABERNACLE IS INDESTRUCTIBLE AND EVERLASTING
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:40 |
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Go forth and kill!
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:40 |
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Loden Taylor posted:THE TABERNACLE IS INDESTRUCTIBLE AND EVERLASTING You have penetrated me. There is no escape. You are within me. Come into my centre
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:41 |
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https://www.hulu.com/movie/zardoz-2649acce-f31a-4611-a3a8-7656b6d94396
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:45 |
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:46 |
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It’s a trick! A trick!
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:46 |
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:47 |
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!!!ZODRAZ
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:48 |
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Is this movie worth watching I have not seen it
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:48 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Is this movie worth watching I have not seen it Honestly? Not really. There's an awful intro that's probably studio imposed to try to explain all the Boorman that's going on in the movie. Then there's about 5-10 minutes that's just fascinating in how weird it is. Then when Sean Connery goes into the bubble zone, it's dull as poo poo bad 70's sci fi. The movie's 107 minutes, but feels like 3 hours. Just watch the first 10 minutes or so and then shut it off.
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:52 |
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Thanks OP, it sounds like my dreams are more interesting so I'm just gonna go to sleep early instead
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:55 |
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LabyaMynora posted:The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:57 |
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Beyond 1984, Beyond 2001, Beyond Love, Beyond Death.
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 03:57 |
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zardoz is the best christmas movie of all time
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 04:12 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:zardoz is the best christmas movie of all time To this end, Zardoz your god gave you the gift of the gun. The gun is good.
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 04:14 |
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 04:15 |
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That looks like a pinewood derby car.
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 04:16 |
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the gun is good, but some guns are less good
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 04:17 |
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 04:20 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Is this movie worth watching I have not seen it Only if youre Brave enuff to jack it to Sean Connery while watching it. Otherwise no.
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 04:23 |
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LabyaMynora posted:THE GUN IS GOOD. but what if the penis is a gun?
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 04:42 |
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The Wurst Poster posted:but what if the penis is a gun? They dont allow penis guns after the Titty Twister incident of 199x.
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 04:44 |
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LabyaMynora posted:Just watch the first 10 minutes or so and then shut it off. Or listen to the How Did This Get Made podcast hosts dunk all over it for an hour
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 04:49 |
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Pff, this movie is great. It's also called The WiZardofoz, OP
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 04:58 |
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 05:58 |
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I love Zardoz. I have seen Zardoz four or five times, and when I watch it, I usually do not fall asleep. Sometimes I chuckle. I look forward to seeing it again, yet I do nothing to make this happen.
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 06:03 |
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I usually watch Zardoz once a year on xmas eve here is the trailer so you can get hyped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 06:34 |
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LabyaMynora posted:THE GUN IS GOOD.
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 06:39 |
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👍 👎
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 06:40 |
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 14:33 |
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 14:41 |
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 23:41 |
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jeffrey please hurry the zardoz people are back. the old greg people can't be far behind.
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 23:47 |
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I don't like this.
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 23:47 |
i watched zardoz thinking it would be a funny terrible movie and while parts of it are quite bad it was a lot better than I thought it would be
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 00:53 |
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The pen is eviler than the gun -antonio checkoff
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 02:38 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:35 |
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If you use a pen to write the first act, you must finish it by the third -andy choco
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 02:42 |