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Right in front of Boomer Prime is a horizontal stack of folders, you may have noticed. Those folders are over 20 years old and havent moved.
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Jul 29, 2020 23:10
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Gaj posted:Right in front of Boomer Prime is a horizontal stack of folders, you may have noticed. Those folders are over 20 years old and havent moved. You're gonna open them and they're gonna be filled with IBM stock certificates.
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Jul 29, 2020 23:15
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His actual stock advice is to buy stock in "Steubens Glass" because thats a roaring investment.
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Jul 29, 2020 23:18
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All that paper is a gigantic fire hazard.
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Jul 29, 2020 23:28
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Gaj posted:Because I would have to tend to my barely mobile mother, while also arranging for Boomer Prime's apartment and office to be cleared out. Hes an art/document pack rat and Ill have to rush though a literal loft of stuff. Id had to make sure my mother has 24/7 caretaker while I rush to clear out a factory space, and get a roof repaired. Might be a nice office if there weren't papers everywhere. Like you can look closer and see neat details, but the first impression is "Oh god, you should put up curtains so people outside can't see what a loving trainwreck your office is."
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Jul 29, 2020 23:29
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My Boomer boss also collects file folders that he fills with poo poo and then promptly forgets about. Then the office slowly fills with file folders as he holds the same meetings with the same clients where he asks them the same questions and takes the same notes.
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Jul 29, 2020 23:31
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Some of those papers date to the mid 80s and yeah lol its just stacks of papers, most the desks are just file cabinets with doors laid on top. The file cabinets are also full of. He has a back space in the office where he keeps... lumber. Because he always has plans for furniture or semi custom window molding but never gets around to it. So the back of this office has 10ft long planks of wood. Teak and Cherry. Ill try and get a pic of it because its just stacks of lumber around a fire place. Also porn on the walls, even in the bathrooms. PostNouveau posted:My Boomer boss also collects file folders that he fills with poo poo and then promptly forgets about. Then the office slowly fills with file folders as he holds the same meetings with the same clients where he asks them the same questions and takes the same notes. Part of my quitting was that Boomer Prime would forget a job (job=folder) and then when the client called back hed just make a new folder (thank you multiple untreated concussions). This meant that some jobs had 5 identical folders. And I wasnt allowed to condense them into one folder, because "each one is a timeline, and I can see what changed over time with each folder". My desk had like 7 jobs on it but I had over 30 folders because of copies of jobs. When I said gently caress it and condensed a bunch he still demanded the "first folder" for a clients number, even though I had the clients number on the new, leaner folder. He wanted to make sure the number from the first folder is the same as the current number. This is a concern that is brought up every time Boomer Prime takes on an Italian client. Like he starts legit getting anxiety about the client. \/ \/ \/ Gaj fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jul 29, 2020 |
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Jul 29, 2020 23:34
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 that place is gonna burn down real good one day
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Jul 29, 2020 23:36
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Gaj posted:This is a concern that is brought up every time Boomer Prime takes on an Italian client. Like he starts legit getting anxiety about the client. ok *what*
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Jul 29, 2020 23:58
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Eldercain posted:ok *what* The answer is always racism. All Italians are in the mob, or related to a mob member. Italians who own property, are landlords, have union membership, are all more likely to be in the mob. Therefore we need to do there jobs quickly and without issues, lest they burn the office down.
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Jul 30, 2020 00:00
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I just meant the office is 50% paper and lumber, but it's hilarious he thinks every Italian is in the Mafia.
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Jul 30, 2020 00:05
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Batterypowered7 posted:You're gonna open them and they're gonna be filled with IBM stock certificates. One of my dad’s friends gave $5k to a guy in his college who seemed like a whiz kid for his new business. Decades later, the guy who he gave the money to said he counted it as founder shares in his company, Fortune 500 at this point (omitted for potential doxx), and turned over the first guy a investment for a cool $100m plus. 1/1,000 people at this level are good, therefore no need for institutional changes! Hey did you hear what Bill Gates did? My dad is whatever the equivalent of a starfucker is but for billionaires. Cap net worth at $50m and you get a plaque on the National Mall saying you won capitalism if you pass the number.
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Jul 30, 2020 00:08
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Gaj posted:The answer is always racism. All Italians are in the mob, or related to a mob member. Italians who own property, are landlords, have union membership, are all more likely to be in the mob. Therefore we need to do there jobs quickly and without issues, lest they burn the office down. so racial reverse discrimination. People he thinks are italian get better, faster service?
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Jul 30, 2020 00:09
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Tell him the roofer is Italian and starting to complain to you about his demands.
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Jul 30, 2020 00:11
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PostNouveau posted:Tell him the roofer is Italian and starting to complain to you about his demands. "ayyy i'm roofin' here"
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Jul 30, 2020 00:16
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Death Star contractor speech from Clerks.
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Jul 30, 2020 00:21
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Mama mia! Zassa spicy meat-a-ball-a!
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Jul 30, 2020 00:26
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Gaj posted:Because I would have to tend to my barely mobile mother, while also arranging for Boomer Prime's apartment and office to be cleared out. Hes an art/document pack rat and Ill have to rush though a literal loft of stuff. Id had to make sure my mother has 24/7 caretaker while I rush to clear out a factory space, and get a roof repaired. So I worked for Boomer Prime. One day in the office he threw a temper tantrum when the boxes of paper were delivered. He started shouting about how no one does anything and what is he paying people for he just should fire everyone. So starts kicking the box of paper across the office. My desk was an upside down L shape. The right side is a large drafting desk and broken blue print printer. While he was kicking the box next to my desk he falls…into the blue print machine and this lifts the drafting desk 4 feet in the air towards me. He ends up falling onto the floor instead. Boomer Dad runs into the bathroom and comes out 5 minutes later. While he was kicking the box he realized he had to go to the bathroom but he wanted to continue his point that no one earns their worth in the office with the box. His started pants fell down and that is what caused his fall and my near death experience. Boomer Tantrum.
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Jul 30, 2020 00:50
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Gaj posted:The answer is always racism. All Italians are in the mob, or related to a mob member. Italians who own property, are landlords, have union membership, are all more likely to be in the mob. Therefore we need to do there jobs quickly and without issues, lest they burn the office down. Now I need to know where you live lol. Want to be able to effortlessly push people around with my meek white rear end, because my last names sounds like pasta. "Say.... I mean I got all the time in the world myself to wait on this wheel rotation, but Boss Rigatoni and the Tiramisu gang? Another story." "YESSIR, WE'LL GET THAT DONE RIGHT AWAY" Grape fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Jul 30, 2020 |
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Jul 30, 2020 00:53
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Boomers like to hurt you, but sometimes you love them.
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Jul 30, 2020 05:07
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Jul 30, 2020 06:13
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Harvey Mantaco posted:Boomers like to hurt you, but sometimes you love them. please you can know about my naruto foot impregnation fetish but not this I beg you
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Jul 30, 2020 07:22
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LabyaMynora posted:https://twitter.com/JRehling/status/1287887908217659393 Looks like Herman Cain died. 
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Jul 30, 2020 15:37
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Wiki says:quote:In 2006 Cain was diagnosed with Stage IV cancer in his colon and metastases to his liver and given a 30 percent chance of survival. Cain underwent surgery and chemotherapy following the diagnosis, and the cancer was subsequently reported to be in remission. Imagine being given a 30% chance to live, having to endue chemo, only to NOT WEAR A MASK and die form something just so you can not get trashed by a political party.
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Jul 30, 2020 16:06
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Bonzo posted:Wiki says: Lol if the legit reason he didn't wear a mask was "gently caress it, I don't have long to live anyway" I'd be on board a little...but no, he was showing solidarity with a deranged autocrat and it literally got him killed...this is why, nazis and collaborators, deserve exactly what they get in the end. 
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Jul 30, 2020 16:10
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Krispy Wafer posted:Or be like me and pour your grandmother and father’s ashes into old paper towel tubes that you taped up and buried in an abandoned cemetery with a headstone you bought online. When I officially 'defected' from the Catholic Church (because it made the news my diocese had covered up over a thousand kid rapes, with the bishop personally apologizing in a letter to one of the pedos for all the trouble he was being put to, getting shuffled out from under any consequences) they had the nerve in their letter confirming receipt that 'This means you can't be buried in holy ground you know!". To which I immediately told all my friends and family that my dying wish is to be cremated and dumped out in the local Catholic Cemetery. gently caress them let em get a dust buster. The North Tower posted:My dad is whatever the equivalent of a starfucker is but for billionaires. Cap net worth at $50m and you get a plaque on the National Mall saying you won capitalism if you pass the number. My big Grand Compromise plan is that we issue everyone with more than 10m in assets a government backed, never-pay-it-off credit card they can use on anything they want. And then we nationalize all their assets. The way they stack cash while living like hogs, it's empirically proven they literally can't spend more money faster than their assets accumulate wealth, so society comes out on top and meanwhile they don't experience any decline in living standards. They'll still pussyache cause the whole point is having more than other people and seeing the poor suffer, but the next administration can amend the law with a 'hang any kulak who complains' section. A second term is guaranteed, FDR got 4 and that nonentity Truman rode his coattails to a 5th. I'd just like healthcare and bridges that don't collapse and public water systems that deliver more water than they do heavy metals. PipHelix fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Jul 30, 2020 |
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Jul 30, 2020 16:27
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BigDave posted:Special Report: Baby Boomers Deny The Inevitable Passage Of Time Man, sorry old topic but I gotta comment: "Age is just a number, but how that number is perceived is subjective. As people get older, the definition of “old” changes. In a Pew Research Center study, only 21% of those between the ages of 65 and 74 said they felt old, and just 35% of those 75 and older self-identified that way." I'm hitting mid-30s and maybe it's just cause I was a halfway decent athlete in HS/College (XC/Track) so the decline was more marked, I've never felt older. I have mystery back twinges that don't get in the way of anything, but I can't stretch out and there's no way they will do anything but get worse as time goes on. Injuries heal slower and less completely to the point my whole left leg from toes to hip is basically crabmeat... I clearly recall being a little kid and trying to imagine myself hitting 30 and it seeming like a massively impossible age to ever reach. Every group email/textchain my millenial friends are on is half mocking each other for our slow slide into senescence and we're less than half as old as some of these people. We were telling a guy to just 'climb into a coffin already' like six years ago for talking up how good 'Younger Us' was. E: Younger Us came out ten years ago. loving christ jesus bleeding on the cross I'm ancient. I'm gonna fill my pockets with rocks and just walk in to the ocean. 
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Jul 30, 2020 17:11
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Achtane posted:Boomers like to cheer on unidentified federal agents who are kidnapping people in unmarked vans, adding that "I'd like to shake their hands and say, 'club one or two for me.'" It's only tyranny if it affects me!
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Jul 30, 2020 19:47
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I think my ultra-boomer boss just got shitcanned, because they quickly announced he was gone then immediately started a speech about leaving politics at home and using respectful language lol
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Jul 30, 2020 19:54
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How to make boomers turn on the government: Step 1: mandate that everyone wear facial coverings in public There is no Step 2
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Jul 30, 2020 19:56
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hawowanlawow posted:I think my ultra-boomer boss just got shitcanned, because they quickly announced he was gone then immediately started a speech about leaving politics at home and using respectful language lol You hate to see it.
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Jul 30, 2020 19:56
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hawowanlawow posted:I think my ultra-boomer boss just got shitcanned, because they quickly announced he was gone then immediately started a speech about leaving politics at home and using respectful language lol "Hey that's their word for the bad ones! I'm just repeating what they're already saying!"
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Jul 30, 2020 20:00
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Boomers love to reply to something they saw online and agree to with “HEAR! HEAR!!” Abso-loving-lately no one does that except for people listening to an orator in a town square in the 1690s.
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Jul 31, 2020 13:42
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You Are A Elf posted:Boomers love to reply to something they saw online and agree to with “HEAR! HEAR!!” HEAR! HEAR!!
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Jul 31, 2020 13:47
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I'm not a racists, but......HEAR! HEAR!
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Jul 31, 2020 13:50
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I've seen this once and it was spelled "here here".
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Jul 31, 2020 13:54
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Stack Machine posted:I've seen this once and it was spelled "here here". Because boomers do poo poo performatively without actually understanding it Like how they keep buying diet pills because these ones are gonna be the ones that magically make their fat rear end lose weight despite a steady diet of ice cream and being sedentary
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Jul 31, 2020 14:05
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You Are A Elf posted:Boomers love to reply to something they saw online and agree to with “HEAR! HEAR!!” DILLY! DILLY!!
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Jul 31, 2020 14:39
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HEY NONNY NONNY
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Jul 31, 2020 14:44
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Boomers love to stand outside lovely office retail stores peering through the hours printed on the front door saying the store doesn't open until 10am, hoping to lock an employee in their indignant gaze to get an explanation why it's already 10 til 10 and they have to wait to exchange the cable that they were told wouldn't work for what they said they needed it for after keeping everybody there 30 min. past closing time the night before. Edit: we see you, fucker, but we don't care.
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