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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Astro7x posted:

I mean, a google search says he's worth $320 Million, and he put up half the money for the XFL, so $7.5 Million

I'm curious as to what he is going to do with it. There is no way you can make your money back unless you revive it, right?

That assumes that there's a way to make money reviving it. Which no one's figured out yet.

Not knowing Rock at all I can't guess at his motivations but I'd guess him being a former wrestler and pro football guy who obviously still has a vested interest in the game he either has some kind of media idea for the intellectual property or just couldn't pass up the chance to buy it on the cheap. Rich guys don't look for a return on investment when they buy a super expensive car or boat. It could just be a toy for Rock to play with.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


No longer a spoiler I guess https://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2020-08-03/article/new-faction-preview

WWE.com posted:

WWE.com has learned that a new faction is arriving on Raw tonight.

The Superstars comprising this faction have yet to be revealed, but rumblings around the WWE Performance Center say that the group is out to cause chaos and shake up the organization's structure.

What does this alliance have in store for the red brand? Find out tonight on Raw at 8/7 C on USA!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Wouldn't be surprised at all if the Rock can successfully retool the XFL for a streaming service. He has some show on Netflix over here that's a bit like gladiators I think? But like that guy is so charming, he could sell honey to a bee.

Minidust
Nov 4, 2009

Keep bustin'
Adopting the Batman & Robin (1997) approach to exposition I see

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Quantum of Phallus posted:

Wouldn't be surprised at all if the Rock can successfully retool the XFL for a streaming service. He has some show on Netflix over here that's a bit like gladiators I think? But like that guy is so charming, he could sell honey to a bee.

Considering Da Zone is bleeding money and how much of a money loser the Network is this seems like an amazing idea to never make money of the XFL

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

What does this alliance have in store for the red brand?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Astro7x posted:

I mean, a google search says he's worth $320 Million, and he put up half the money for the XFL, so $7.5 Million

I'm curious as to what he is going to do with it. There is no way you can make your money back unless you revive it, right?

the latest rumor going around is that The Rock plans to take the XFL, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy rear end

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Seth Rollins posted:

the latest rumor going around is that The Rock plans to take the XFL, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy rear end

he's not even gonna shine it up real nice for me? loving ripoff

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ITS THE RIOTT SQUAD 2

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009






Well, they weren't going to risk embarassing HHH.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEcZZw7LJs0


Literally the only good thing to come from the XFL

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

A guy at work had a baby this year and we jokingly bought him an xfl onesie. I just remembered the baby was born after the xfl season ended and by that point was wearing a vintage defunct collectors item no one would ever want.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Tonight on Pawn Stars

A guy came in today with a vintage XFL onesie. These are super rare, but he's asking for a lot of money and I don't know enough about it to make an offer. So I called my buddy Vince to come check it out.

Hey Vince hows it going

THE XFL IS WORTH FIFTEEN MILLION NO MORE NO LESS BUY IT NOW

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Hoping HHH gets jealous and revives Slamball

E; wait, new faction wanting to shake things up and "get management's attention". Shane's returning tonight. Oh god ... McMahon Vs McMahon part 50?

blunt fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Aug 3, 2020

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Apparently the reason for this is to “loosen control over WWE Superstars and change the way the organization operates.”

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

blunt posted:

E; wait, new faction wanting to shake things up and "get management's attention". Shane's returning tonight. Oh god ... McMahon Vs McMahon part 50?

Oh god, Shane's going to be George Soros, isn't he?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Rarity posted:

Apparently the reason for this is to “loosen control over WWE Superstars and change the way the organization operates.”

We are the Nation of Unionisation

(theyre the heels)

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
shane is going to say "we're going to shake things up a little"

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
oh god its the loving undisputed era isnt it

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Lid posted:

oh god its the loving undisputed era isnt it

finally someone to stand up for the little guys

NULL_SIGNAL
Feb 19, 2013


oh my god they're going to do a completely tone-deaf anti-establishment, fight the power angle with Shane "Estate Tax" McMahon as the leader

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Lid posted:

oh god its the loving undisputed era isnt it

Can't be, you must be [this tall] to take over Raw.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

blunt posted:

Can't be, you must be [this tall] to take over Raw.

good news Dominick Dijakovic has deleted all his tweets since wrestlemania so they have a hoss with them

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Lid posted:

good news Dominick Dijakovic has deleted all his tweets since wrestlemania so they have a hoss with them

finally, with Vince's eyes squarely on him they can finally run the Ustase gimmick they've always wanted to give him

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Eat My Fuc posted:

finally someone to stand up for the little guys

A milk crate would suffice.

I hit my tolerance limit for Kevin Dunn camera work a decade ago. Now I add it to ruin the classics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZXMiAJspuI

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Literally the only good thing to come from the XFL

Hey, there is an XFL episode of the SB Nation's The Worst that I dug.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LuT7b6Vxkw

karmicknight posted:

Hey, there is an XFL episode of the SB Nation's The Worst that I dug.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pRFTLDtgeQ

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
the purchase makes no sense to me, the only thing I can think of is if they use the IP for one of their TV shows or a future one but even then, surely Dwayne and his business partners have some sort of outside contracted business analyst who can tell them there's lawsuits and really no potential for the league.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Davros1 posted:

Ratings are down ... what can they do to boast them?

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1290341665862033408?s=20

https://twitter.com/ToBeMiro/status/1290385907858542592

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Holy poo poo :xd:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Shane is the man we need to reform the Nation of Domination.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Antifa Shane McMahon stable. BLM Shane McMahon stable. Inject it into my veins.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
the Nation of Slam

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Looks like the Bronco's got some of HHH's sword spray

https://twitter.com/Broncos/status/1290350010547093504?s=20

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

The problem with having all the eggs in the TV basket is that they can't accept the TV ratings being down and slowly rebuild, it has to be fixed NOW, so they go back to popping ratings with nostalgia, all the while doing nothing to replace those nostalgia acts and being confused as audiences dwindle...

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Endless Mike posted:

Looks like the Bronco's got some of HHH's sword spray

https://twitter.com/Broncos/status/1290350010547093504?s=20

It's nice that they let them keep the hats on, why inconvenience people during their fake spray down.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I feel like that's the silliest thing I've seen during this whole shitshow.

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Oct 30, 2009

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I hope the big angle tonight is Drew McIntyre cutting a promo and the undisputed era debuts and rushes him like a pack of chihuahua puppies and he just beats the poo poo out of them for like 10 minutes and when they go backstage Vince is like “welcome to big leagues pal!!

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/KaplanSportsBiz/status/1290390827911581696

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