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Leavemywife posted:I don't think The Rock is a poo poo head like that. Same. If anything, the Rock might be better able to save it. But he has made bad decisions before.
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Aug 4, 2020 00:22
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At this point, I bet the only way you'd get his followers into masks is if you sold MAGA masks on the online store like Parscale wanted to. Until then, his voters will tell him to gently caress right off. https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1290428876741586944
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Aug 4, 2020 00:29
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facialimpediment posted:At this point, I bet the only way you'd get his followers into masks is if you sold MAGA masks on the online store like Parscale wanted to. Until then, his voters will tell him to gently caress right off. That's a cheesebrained way of saying "I have no loving idea what I'm doing".
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Aug 4, 2020 00:31
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Leavemywife posted:I don't think The Rock is a poo poo head like that. The rock is pretty chuddy
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Aug 4, 2020 00:48
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orange juche posted:You got back into lawyering? I thought you quit that to run a taco truck. I started the taco truck while in law school and sold it in 2018 when I passed the bar. I'm not a big fan of being a lawyer (or the poo poo pay) so I went to school and got a masters in finance in May. I'm unfortunately practicing law until I find something better.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I started the taco truck while in law school and sold it in 2018 when I passed the bar. I'm not a big fan of being a lawyer (or the poo poo pay) so I went to school and got a masters in finance in May. I'm unfortunately practicing law until I find something better. shoulda kept the taco truck
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Aug 4, 2020 01:21
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RFC2324 posted:shoulda kept the taco truck I busted my rear end to make not so much. I make more sitting on my rear end in an office now. Are there things I miss about the food truck? Absolutely. But I murdered myself in there and my body is much happier not taking that daily punishment.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I busted my rear end to make not so much. I make more sitting on my rear end in an office now. Are there things I miss about the food truck? Absolutely. But I murdered myself in there and my body is much happier not taking that daily punishment. I wasn't actually serious. good on you for getting into something that will let you actually retire one day, and be capable of enjoying said retirement
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Aug 4, 2020 01:25
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Speaking of law, you'll never hear about ILLEGAL FISA WARRANT WITCH HUNTS ever again. https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1290413109602070530 something something they had good superFISAs shut up I'm too tired to think of a good pun here
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Aug 4, 2020 01:32
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RFC2324 posted:I wasn't actually serious. good on you for getting into something that will let you actually retire one day, and be capable of enjoying said retirement lol i'm not there yet. I don't even have dental insurance.
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Aug 4, 2020 01:47
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:I hope Hillary is on that jury Clillary... that's an interesting first name, Mrs. Hinton.
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Aug 4, 2020 02:18
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facialimpediment posted:At this point, I bet the only way you'd get his followers into masks is if you sold MAGA masks on the online store like Parscale wanted to. Until then, his voters will tell him to gently caress right off. When we picked up the uhaul trailer Sunday, a dude in 40s walking out was wearing a Blue Lives Matter mask and this is the new grift. "Own the libs with your MAGA mask!!!"
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Aug 4, 2020 02:39
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Fine. That's fine. Please, god, let them continue owning the libs by not spreading a virus.
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Nick Soapdish posted:When we picked up the uhaul trailer Sunday, a dude in 40s walking out was wearing a Blue Lives Matter mask and this is the new grift. "Own the libs with your MAGA mask!!!" I'm cool with that. If it gets the kids to eat their veggies, fine.
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Aug 4, 2020 02:48
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Doggeaux/Samoyedcore has dropped their "Jokerified July" twitter meltdown summary. SA's own Phiz Khalifa features towards the end of Day 2 on pg 7. July was a long month. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mIY2-JSwclzNOrqqm9AOK2ix-BFKGuyt4_3XKCzgmTE
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Aug 4, 2020 02:51
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Brute Squad posted:Dersh sent a letter threatening legal action against ViacomCBS over statements made by a fictional character on a tv show. That article is a disaster, they never say who the gently caress Ansari is (Dersh's lawyer?) but make several references to Ansari's lawyer Also gently caress that shyster chomo Dersh
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Brute Squad posted:Doggeaux/Samoyedcore has dropped their "Jokerified July" twitter meltdown summary. SA's own Phiz Khalifa features towards the end of Day 2 on pg 7. July was a long month. this is a series of words that I currently cannot, and hope to never be able to, parse that it ends in a mystery google docs link is icing on the cake
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Aug 4, 2020 04:06
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The submissions for Mississippi's new state flag are up and friends they are an adventure. https://twitter.com/nicksuss/status/1290303695436079104?s=20
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Aug 4, 2020 04:11
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ded posted:The rock is pretty chuddy Can I get some proof of this because this is the last thing I saw him say quote:“Where is our compassionate leader who’s going to step up to our country who’s down on its knees, and extend a hand and say, ‘You stand up, stand up with me because I got you. I hear you, I’m listening to you,’” Johnson says. “‘And you have my word that I’m going to do everything in my power, until my dying day, my last breath, to do everything I can to create the change that is needed, to normalize equality because black lives matter.’ Where are you?”
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Aug 4, 2020 04:59
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Are you mixing up your Rocks? Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson publicly hates Trump and has always spoken out against him. Kid Rock (Robert James Ritchie Sr.) gargles Trump's day-glo nutsack.
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Aug 4, 2020 05:04
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I was under the impression that the Rock was a Republican in precisely the same way that Schwarzenegger is, but I can't back that up with anything.
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A Bad Poster posted:I was under the impression that the Rock was a Republican in precisely the same way that Schwarzenegger is, but I can't back that up with anything. He was a registered Republican before Obama was elected, he voted for Obama twice, and I'm not sure who he voted for between Clinton and Trump, but given his rather public disdain for Trump, I don't think he voted for him. Currently supposedly he's an independent voter. Basically he was a pre-Obama Republican but when the Black guy got elected president and the entire GOP's brains broke collectively, he said "aight imma head out" and has been independent or liberal since then. orange juche fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Aug 4, 2020 |
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Aug 4, 2020 05:32
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Johnny Five-Jaces posted:this is a series of words that I currently cannot, and hope to never be able to, parse A twitter user started summarizing the day's twitter/internet meltdowns in May. At the end of the month they turned all their posts into a google doc. It was popular with their followers, so they kept going. It's an accounting of who was twitter's main character on any given day, and aimed at the terminally online. https://twitter.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1290126357452607488
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Acebuckeye13 posted:The submissions for Mississippi's new state flag are up and friends they are an adventure. There are some choice loving submissions in there. Why the hell do so many say "In God We Trust?" That's not the state motto. Edit: And putting the seal on the flag is weak poo poo. Looking at you, all the other lazy-rear end states that did it already.
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Godholio posted:There are some choice loving submissions in there. Why the hell do so many say "In God We Trust?" That's not the state motto. Republicans picked that hill to die on before they would agree to changing the flag. All flag submissions must have "In God we trust" on them, and the final flag must have it prominently because they don't believe in the separation of church and state.
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Aug 4, 2020 05:55
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orange juche posted:Kid Rock (Robert James Ritchie Sr.) gargles Trump's day-glo nutsack. Woof, there's an image
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Brute Squad posted:A twitter user started summarizing the day's twitter/internet meltdowns in May. At the end of the month they turned all their posts into a google doc. It was popular with their followers, so they kept going. It's an accounting of who was twitter's main character on any given day, and aimed at the terminally online. As strange as it sounds, these monthly summaries by weird twitter people really help keep me grounded in these turbulent times.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Woof, there's an image Fluorescent orange mushroom A small one
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Brute Squad posted:A twitter user started summarizing the day's twitter/internet meltdowns in May. At the end of the month they turned all their posts into a google doc. It was popular with their followers, so they kept going. It's an accounting of who was twitter's main character on any given day, and aimed at the terminally online. quote:Vanilla Ice, who repeatedly baffles Christendom by continuing to be artistically active, announces that he has no plans of cancelling his 7/3 concert in Austin, TX, in spite of the fact that Texas (amidst a disastrous and wholly premature reopening) is currently suffering a major spike in COVID-19 cases. I love the riff on The Story of Civilization’s description of Charles II.
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The full Axios interview with Trump (dated last week) is apparently out and it seems like in an interview full of bangers (Lewis, Russia, etc), this is the moment making everyone go  https://twitter.com/axios/status/1290497186489348096?s=19 What's generally going on is that his lies and bullshit are always paper-thin, so when he's getting called out in real time with follow-ups, he can't process new lies to replace the old and pretzels himself. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Aug 4, 2020 |
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Watched the clip on him mixing up deaths / cases instead of deaths / pop. Just what a complete moron. Not even for a millisecond is he trying to understand what Swan is saying, just cruising on with the broken thought in his head full speed. Watching this seems really clear that he's just being fed nothing but bullshit all day by his staff or something. I think this is the full interview. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaaTZkqsaxY e: omggggg lol the interviewer is trying to ask him why the gently caress he thought it was a good idea to put people into the Tulsa rally and Trump doesn't get it and keeps bragging about how many people they packed in (telling him it was 12k not the 6k he reported) and the reporter keeps pushing back about why he thought it was a good idea and then Trump just starts to talk about how good attendance was and how the ratings were best ever on Fox for a Sat night etc. Just loving lol. ee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eee:   
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That Works posted:Watched the clip on him mixing up deaths / cases instead of deaths / pop. Just what a complete moron. Not even for a millisecond is he trying to understand what Swan is saying, just cruising on with the broken thought in his head full speed. He's a literal moron, and yet 30+% of the country will pull the lever for him because they're just as stupid as him. This is what Ronald Reagan would have been like with social media
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Ahahah gettin to the part now where it's entirely Antifa's fault that Portland happened and that it's OK for unmarked unidentified agents to pull people off the streets because if they have ID they are getting doxxed by Antifa terrorists. e: And now he says he has done more for "blacks" than Lyndon Johnson lmaoooo That Works fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Aug 4, 2020 |
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Aug 4, 2020 11:29
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Lyndon Johnson would dick slap him for saying his name.
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Aug 4, 2020 11:51
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LingcodKilla posted:Lyndon Johnson would dick slap him for saying his name. Which would probably kill him upon impact, dude had a pipe.
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BigDave posted:Which would probably kill him upon impact, dude had a pipe. Umm excuse me that pipe had a name. it was Jumbo
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That Works posted:eee: Yeah that's why I didn't link the whole thing! Bottom line though, his staff feed him nothing but happy talk and all data isn't used to inform him on what to do, but rather to defend what he already believes. I don't think people are really ready for how terrible Donnie's going to do in a debate.
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We are now going to cooperate with the Taliban against ISIS in Afghanistan. https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/08/03/afghan-forces-retake-prison-after-deadly-attack-isis.html Military.com posted:The attack underscored that the Islamic State affiliate in Afghanistan is still a formidable presence, and it highlighted the challenges ahead as U.S. and NATO forces begin to withdraw following Washington's peace deal with the Taliban.
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facialimpediment posted:Yeah that's why I didn't link the whole thing! Bottom line though, his staff feed him nothing but happy talk and all data isn't used to inform him on what to do, but rather to defend what he already believes. Honestly I don't think there's a need for a debate. If you're still supporting the guy at this point you're gonna do so no matter how dumb or bad the debates are. Making Trump look stupid won't cost him any votes imo. Biden getting shouted over might hurt Biden, won't help. Honestly Biden should just be talking about how he's going to make everything better once he's in office and talking about how good leadership would prevent the crisis we are in etc. I can't see much upside for their campaign to even engage with or respond to Trump at this point.
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