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WRECKER 10: Bonny-Anne Elsewhere    HP: 3/3 | Move: 2/2 | DR: 1/1 | Med: 2/3 | Power: 3/3 | Air: 2/3 | Scrap: 4 | Luxe: -5 Mounted: Gamma Enforcer HP: 3/3 | Move: 3/3 | DR: 1/1 | Power: 2/3 | Hatch: Closed Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. "Crowded." The rig's gun comes up. A skate disintegrates. "Better." The rig's canopy pops open with a hiss. "Best!" B.A.E stretches theatrically. ENC: Riot cannon a skate: 1d6 5 FreeENC: Pop hatch
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       #12 - Theo Reticule, Rookie Junker HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Scrap: 05 Luxe: 002 Sponsor: Magitek Mafia DR: DR 1 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 1 Med // 2 Power // 1 Air Hazard Tokens: none Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [2/5]: Spinal Array (+1 Scan Range.) // Rigspike (A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3.) Weapons [2/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer, "Rusty" (1d4/5 +Break, Melee) // Handgunner Helpr, (1d4/0 +Burn, Missile. 2 Power: Fire Assist Flare) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 (+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Utility [1/2]: AdrenoMAX (Loaded. +1 Damage when Power Attacking. Reload: 1 Scrap) Familiar [0/2]: none // Consumables: Power Cell // Items: Biological Sample // Notes: none Listen Along: Professional Griefers - Deadmau5 feat. Gerard Way Clamped tight to the lid of Bonny-Anne Elsewhere's recklessly overclocked Gamma Enforcer that was running pell-mell through the grease swamp, the dog-faced Wrecker named Theophilharmonic Johannes Reticule opened up his suit's helmet and let his face take on the full brunt of the aromatic bouquet of gases being pushed around inside the Meateor's dank, dark flesh-caves. Theo panted excitedly, his tongue lolled out to the side and flapping in the wind. "I din't think these kindsa rigs could go this fast!" Theo related over the comms, laughing, but his audio was mostly drowned out by the winds. "There it is!" Theo reported when the Rig Silo came into view, as though Bonny-Anne hadn't been here already on her own. "And there's..." Theo paused to sniff the air. "Dunk Tuggum? I smell a trace of D-zone." As the speeding Gamma Enforcer drew closer, the scene revealed itself more fully. "Yeah! - There he is, being 'rangued by 'em Ribbon Skates!" Theo exclaimed, pointing with the hand not currently holding to the rig for dear life. "Quicklike, take us close, Bonny-Anne!" When the Gamma Enforcer stomped up onto the meaty shore at the base of the Rig Silo, Theo hopped down off the rig and started hammering away at a mound of greasy, gravelly gibbets like a golf club, firing projectile scattershot into the air at the Ribbon Skates to distract and infuriate the attacking sky-eels. Encounter: > Theo Suppresses the two Ribbon Skates with his Unbalanced K-Hammer! Sponsors: Well! The votes simply aren't coming in yet, Magitek Mafia, but there's still time! Maybe I can ask one of my new friends to vote for me so I'm not totally vote-less here! Getting zero votes sounds like it would be pretty bad...
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      #5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -016 DR: DR1 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 2 Air // 0 Scrap Hazard Tokens: none Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear (+1 Upscale) // Magneto-Mantle (Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase) Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer (1d4/5 +Break, Melee) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 (+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Utility [1/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1 HP) Familiar [1/2]: none “Alright, yesterday’s news. Curtain call” Aimed Attack at Purifier: 1d8 7
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 "drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol" 1) nice goddamn job derek you weirdo meatbag 2) LMFAO VATMAN Luxe: 15 Challenges[2]: 1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal. sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.
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  Democratic Processor posted:1. Dimensional Derek: Voted. 3 Votes. 1. Dimensional Derek / 7. Slitherin' Sidious / 14. Shines-in-Heaven Ambush! D-Derek Improvises...Junk Tower topples! >Junk Tower hits Broiler! Ambush! Shines Retreats NE to 601! Broiler takes no damage (reduced from 5)! D-Derek Improvises...Sinkhole collapses! >Broiler is Disabled x3! Broiler is Fully Disabled! Sidious Boosts ACT! Shines Boosts ACT! Broiler is Fully Disabled! 2. Cyka Sponsor Activity posted:Brainfood spends 34L (25 Brainfood, 9 Cyka) for SHOTdrone delivery of DPM Shotgun. >Cyka receives 1 Poison Token! >Slider 1 receives 1 Poison Token! >Slider 2 receives 1 Poison Token!  Slider 1 misses Cyka! Slider 2 misses Cyka! 3. Vatman Jones Vatman is trapped in his pod! Vatman Improvises...Exposed Conduits overload! >Vatman is Disabled x1! 4. Eugenius McBuster McBuster takes Cover! Knight Barbacoa hits McBuster, but MBC intercepts! Sphincter twitches! McBuster's MBC takes 2 damage (reduced from 3) and 1 Burn Token!  5. Opal Dang-Cobra / 6. Acolyte Opal hits Lost Purifier! Acolyte Improvises...Green Barrels breached! >Opal receives 1 Poison Token! >Acolyte receives 1 Poison Token! Lost Purifier hits Opal! Torchlight misses Opal! Opal takes no damage (reduced from 1) and 1 Burn Token! Lost Purifier takes 4 damage (reduced from 5) and is destroyed! >Bounty +2L 8. Dunk Tuggum / 9. Ra Maximum / 10. B.A. Elsewhere / 12. Theo Reticule Dunk takes Cover! Ra Boosts ACT! Elsewhere Pops Hatch! Elsewhere hits Skate 1! Theo lays down Suppression! Skate 1 misses Elsewhere! Skate 2 misses Elsewhere! Skate 1 takes 10 DAMAGE and is destroyed! 11. Talcum Bee Buzzem Talcum takes Cover! Talcum misses Gristlegrinder! >Gristlegrinder 1 receives 1 Infest Token! >Gristlegrinder 1 receives 1 Infest Token! Gristlegrinder 1 misses Talcum! 2 Gristlegrinder 2 misses Talcum! Grimacing Horror hits Talcum from NW! Talcum takes no damage (reduced from 2)! Gristlegrinder is Fully Infested!  15. Lonán Murder-Birb Lonán misses Gristlegrinder! Lonán's Gristlegrinder misses Manburglar! Manburglar misses Lonán! Gristlegrinder hits Lonán, but MBC intercepts! Lonán's MBC takes 1 damage 16. The Late Johnson Johnson Boosts ACT!   Wreckers, take Action!  Sponsors-Only Map 
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 Rook Engineered Organisms This is Rook. ... This won't do. Our Wrecker simply must be victorious. (If only in this SINguLAR area of the game) Some enticement. This was Rook. --- New Challenge: VOTER D-PRESSION : If you voted for Derek, change your vote.
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WRECKER 3: Vatman Jones    HP: 3/4[6] Move: 3 Scrap: 00 Luxe: 000 DR: DR2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 0 Air // 2 Med // 3 Power Hazard Tokens:  Mutation [2/5]: Fibrous Ganglia (LVL1) (Mutation-based attacks are upscaled once per mutation possessed; subjects TN to be hit is 2) // Endosymbiotic Brood (LVL1) (Subject may discard 1 Token of choice per round without effect as a freeACT; AoE attacks are upscaled twice against the subject) Weapons [0/2]: Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 2 (+2 DR, 2 Mod Slots) >CS Modules [1/2]: Medical (Automatically spend a Med Unit when damaged) Utility [1/2]: GutzGro (Heal ACT restores +1 HP) Familiars [0/2]: Consumables: none // Items: none // Notes: none. It might have been more luck than anything, but in shredding almost all the electronics inside the pod, Vatman Jones had seemingly caused an accidental short circuit in the glitched systems responsible for the blast bolts of the hatch, causing them to finally fire and open the entry pod with an almost anticlimactic pop. Memesmiths across The Decree wailed in anguish over the loss of their newly found darling, even as Vatman breathed in his first fresh breath in hours. FreeACT: Use Endosymbiotic Brood to Discard my Burn token. ACT: Hack the Pod Door: 1d6 6 Theantero fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Aug 5, 2020 |
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WRECKER 16:The Late Johnson      Mutations: Gelatinous Epidermis: Rad Tokens do not reduce Max HP; does not receive DR from non-mutation sources. HP: 2/2, Move: 3 Weapon: EZ-Snipe 1d8/1 +Junk, Range: 1 DR: 0 Optiscope Counter: 1 Cash Money: 5L As he slowly sunk into the grease, The Late Johnson took a look to the left to the slowly encroaching grease fire and then to the camera that would be on him. "For those who don't know how to escape from these sort of things panicking and splashing gets you nowhere, make yourself as light as possible, move very slowly whilst leaning back to increase your surface area and keep your arms above your head." With that said and his gun held overhead he began making his way to the meaty shore away from the flames, one hand on his gun and the other on his scanner. ACT: Hunker FreeACT: Boosted Tight+Wide Scan, Tight Scan on 907 TheNabster fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Aug 5, 2020 |
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WRECKER 2: Cyka    Cyber (2/4): Bone Lacing 1, Rail Loader 1 HP 3/3 Sponsored by Brainfood Upcycled Nootropics. Making use of every part, no matter the cost. Time to expend a resource to detoxify. One of three blue indicator lights winked out, as a corresponding warning flash ceased. ACT: Remove poison token.
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       HP: 6/6 MV: 3 DR: 3 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 5. Scrap: 00 Luxe: 000 Belt: 0 Air, 3 Med, 3 Power. Tokens: 3 Infest. Sponsor: Diamond IAMC. Hiver (Protean): Access to Hiver Challenge List. +1 to Craft Rolls. ACT: Apiculture a consumable. Headhunter X-Train: Crit = 2x Damage. Cyber (0/2) Mutations (4/4) Worm that Walks (B-Vo): Max HP cannot be reduced below # of Infest. Abilities/gear that spend/transfer Infest cost 1 fewer Token. Lamellar Thorax (B-Vo): +2DR; spend Nuclear Arms (Lvl2): +1 damage with melee, +1 per Rad Token. No heavy weapon penalty. Missile attacks downscaled twice. Exo-Propolis (B-Vo): Consume 2 Scrap as an ACT to repair a Map Feature or restore 2 HP to a synth unit, or during a Craft as a Lvl 1 Crafting Component. SmokeSwarm: Loaded. Downscale & 1d8/2 to units attacking Retreating Unit. Hydroly-Sis: Loaded. Salvage restores up to 3 Air Units. 2 Scrap to reload. Motile Biocover HP: 3/3. Orders: Only block mugging attempts and lethal damage. And then there were two. The hiver claps excitedly at the gruesome transformation from high atop its perch. A blinding flash in the distance. Talcum races for the base of the giant machine recklessly, falling part of the way. They find the Haggler shutting an employee bunker door and struggle to force it open. Despite the effort the vault seals in their face. The direct application of blunt force fails to re-open it. Short on options and time, the swarmling burrows into the walls. Local Foe: 1x GristleGrinder with Infest token. Local Friend: 1x BuzzBreaker Ranged Foe: 1x Grimacing Horror Location: 809 ACT: PMed to Bee
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  Vatman Jones' DVice chimes, displaying the Concordant logo before bringing up a holo of Hilde Stahl's face. "Wrecker Vatman Jones. Although I am surprised at your sudden success to escape from your insertion pod, I am pleased that you once more have a chance to survive. My sincere hopes that you display greater competence in the future than you have displayed so far. You may finally start Wrecking. Director Stahl, Concordant Company Public Relations, out."
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 OK, OK, I think we've got a fun challenge here, I am curious as to how it'll go! Tempt fate - fall to 1 hp Always up to help you guys make things spicy!!
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   HP: 3/3 MV: 2 DR: 1 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 4. Scrap: 00. Luxe: 0. Belt: 0 Air, 3 Med, 2 Power. Tokens: Mutations (0/3) Cyber (1/2) Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round. Items: CS Suite I CS Armor Mod: Loyalty Weapons:   Friends:   "Huhm, looks like we'll be having guests soon, eh 2Can? Bound to be some decen't tech aboard one of them drones, and the aeropaths already hate me... Let's make things interesting, yeah? They don't call me murder-birb for nothing." ACT: Ambush incoming drone with the DPM pistol. Use two power to attack twice if needed. BIRBACT: Recover Power Unit MBCACT: N/A
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  "How dare you escape your place on my wall!" "Attention Wreckers! It seems someone doesn't want to play with me. Please correct this by removing his head and sending it to me." Sending 10L for a new challenge slot. Trophy Hunt: Send the head of Vatman Jones to Diamond IAMC Challenges: >Bone Me Baby 1: Get mining tools >Time for seconds!: Eat a Wrecker, not just part of them, the whole Wrecker. >Trophy Hunt: Send the head of Vatman Jones to Diamond IAMC
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WRECKER 14: Shines-in-Heaven   Shines-in-heaven: HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 1 Current DR: 2 Belt resources: Power: 2 Medical Units: 2 Air: 0 Tokens: Augmentations: Limits: 0C 5M Breed Talent - Venomous Bite: Gain a melee attack mode, 1d6/2 +Poison. M: Nuclear Arms: +1 damage with melee weapons, +1 per Rad Token, and may use Heavy Weapons without penalty; cannot use missile weapons. CS Suite II: Slots: 2 Medical: Automatically spend 1 Med-Unit when damaged Item reload status: - Secure in her new surroundings, Shines-in-Heaven was alerted by her WristComp that explosive ordinance was likely incoming to her position thanks to the democratic process. She quickly buried into the wet meat walls to try and ride it out. ACT: Hunker
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WRECKER 7: Slitherin' Sidious   HP: 2/2 MV: 4 DR: 1 HazDR: Burn 2 Hit TN: 4. Luxe: -06. Belt: 1/3 Air, 2/3 Med, 3/3 Power. Tokens: 1 Poison. Headhunter: Multiples of 4 = X2 Damage. Penetrator w/Power Attacks. Scan is freeACT. Cyber (2/2) Mutations (0/3) Utilities (2/2) Weapons (1/2) Armor (1/1) Minions (1/2) Jacklegz©: +1 MV Weapon Mount: EZ-Snipe mounted: attacks are upscaled, free to extract, cannot be destroyed while bound to aug. GroGutz: Loaded. +1 HP restored when using a Heal ACT. Hazmat-B: Loaded. Burn DR +2 Ned did a quick check on the DVice while he casually levered the Broiler open, pausing suddenly as he spotted one of the latest challenges. "Huh. I mean... Rook. That's a compelling argument you got there." He flipped his vote from Derek to Vatman. Paused. Counted to ten. Flipped them back. "IF you'd given me that Tongue-Tongue scholarship back when I applied for it. Or just a Tongue-Tongue sponsorship. 's not like I was picky. Still ain't!" Act: Mount Broiler freeAct: Boosted Scan Wide Scan + Tight Scan Broiler D-Processor: Voting for Vatman! D-Processor again: Voting for Derek!
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,,, HP: 3/3 MV: 2 DR: 1 --- Luxe: -3 Belt: Med: 3, Pow: 3, Air: 1 Tokens: --- AUGS: [2/4]C, [0/1]M [1]Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. [1]Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. The battle was brief and now it is over. For the time being. - Ripped apart. Ripped. Apart! Having complimented Elsewhere, Ra Maximum finally gets off his rear end and drops down from the rig's shoulder. Reticule calling. The hammer. It is time. - Yes, I wire meats. Let me see it. Holding the K-Hammer's handle in his left hand, he raises his right. One by one the fingertips split apart, revealing a gripper, a threader, and other tools. In perfect repair. He swings his arm in a dramatic arc. - I stood back as you, my allies fought. Know that this was for a reason. The tube of bio-samples is pops open. - For the price of insufficent execution is downfall. - Reliability is worth the price it imposes. The camera drone zooms in, trying to pick up emotion on Ra Maximum's rigid face as he snips and sparks at the pile of guts. - ...So I stayed back, staying my hand, not risking the calibration of my tools. Minimizing my computation budget then to maximize the chances finding a favorable developmental line now, from all that sleeps within the Meaty™... There's gross stuff all over Theo's K-Hammer. - Leading to success. ACT: FreeSwap: Pass 1 Scrap to BAE Pass Rig Fob to Dunk Tuggum FreeAct: Mount the Rig that Tuggum produces from the silo. Bonus Act? Input the code: PATREON as the rig is being built. BOOSTED Craft: Operate directly upon Theo's inventory, leaving the end result to him. + + Boosted Craft K-Hammer + sample + adrenoMAX: 1d6+1 4 Challenges Completed: >BODY BUILDING: Construct something from biological materials. >Let's Get Upcycling: Craft with a component (or biomass) acquired from a meaty enemy. >Quality and Professionalism (Repeatable) After success in a Boosted Act, explain to the viewers how your efforts to do the job the right way contributed to your success. Jvie fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Aug 6, 2020 |
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#12 - Theo Reticule, Rookie Junker HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Scrap: 05 -> 04 Luxe: 002 Sponsor: Magitek Mafia DR: DR 1 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 1 -> 0 Med // 2 Power // 1 Air Hazard Tokens: none Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [2/5]: Spinal Array (+1 Scan Range.) // Rigspike (A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3.) Weapons [2/2]: Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 (+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Utility [1/2]: Familiar [0/2]: none // Consumables: Power Cell // Items: Listen Along: The Wozard of Iz - The Avalanches A coruscating light burst overhead as one of the Ribbon Skates was popped, pasted by the massive round fired from the riot cannon mounted on Bonny-Anne's rig. The other ribbon skate fled, flitting off through the air of the rig silo to find a place in the rafters to hide for a while. Inevitably, the parasitic beast would succumb to its bottomless hunger pangs and it would attack the team of Wreckers again. They would be expecting it. Theo hoisted his hammer 'Rusty' onto his shoulder and walked over to the D-Breaker that had been huddled behind cover with his shotgun at the ready. He stopped and addressed the grizzled-looking cyborg. "Dunk Tuggum, I pr'zume?" Theo asked, a fanged smile across his canine mouth. "The cavalry has arrived, Ser Dunk" he said while bowing, in an almost boastful tone. "-And I think we've got what'cher needlin' at the moment: high-powered restorative drugs!" Theo looked back to Bonny Anne and Ra Maximum, and then called them in for whatever passed for a huddle over the local comms network. "While I work Dunk's first aid - Ra Maximum, there was something I thought you could do for me..." Theo led, already getting out his suit's medical attachments. "It involves my K-Hammer 'Rusty' here, the one I got on my back." Theo plunged the stack of needles and medi-fluids into Dunk's receptor port. Theo could see the man's relief registering across his body in tiny ways. He kept talking. "Think you can't... use yer extra brain-stacks to make it swing harder? I've got some skate muscle tissues and this AdrenoMAX addon to pump it up..." Action: (Bonny-Anne Elsewhere, Ra Maximum, and Dunk Tuggum can peek) > Theo allows Ra Maximum to Craft with his kit: Unbalanced K-Hammer, Biological Sample, and AdrenoMAX, and will FreeACT.Swap these items to him if necessary. > FreeACT.Swap: Theo swaps 1 Scrap to Bonny-Anne and hopefully receives a crafted weapon from Ra Maximum. > FreeACT.Swap(Conditional): Theo swaps his HandgunnR HelpR to Dunk Tuggum IF Theo would end this phase with a functional weapon crafted by Ra Maximum after all our FreeACT.Swapping would be done (I want to be able to Suppress with a weapon next round). > FullACT: Theo Heals Dunk Tuggum 1 HP using 1 Med unit (1 -> 2/2 HP Dunk), depleting his reserves. > Sponsors: If it ain't Mr. Tuggum - the Dunk himself, in the flesh! Lemme tell ya, Magitek Mafia, I'm getting some real spooky vibes offa this walking cranial gore warning! Nonetheless, I really hope that if I do him a solid now he'll have a reason to hit me back up later with a favor when I might need it most! It's always good to have a D-Breaker on your side... almost always, I'm pretty sure! Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Aug 6, 2020 |
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WRECKER 10: Bonny-Anne Elsewhere HP: 3/3 | Move: 2/2 | DR: 1/1 | Med: 2/3 | Power: 3/3 | Air: 2/3 | Scrap: 1 | Luxe: -5 Mounted: Gamma Enforcer HP: 3/3 | Move: 3/3 | DR: 1/1 | Power: 2/3 | Hatch: Closed Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. Bonny-Anne pauses in her descent from the rig cockpit to applaud the display of crafting. "Flash meatsmithing. You've got my vote, tinman." The pirate makes a few selections on her screen before windmilling her arms to keep from falling off the side of the rig. Back under control she finishes dismounting and makes her way to the silo. One bay hums to life, fabbing a rig for Ra. She brings her rig around to the other. Her rig spike glows intermittently as she walks ahead of the slaved fighting machine. Once into the bay she makes a few quick trades and then dumps a bucket of junk into the hopper. "Please be a giant drill hand. Please be a giant drill hand." This brief but fervent prayer made, B.A. pushes the button. ACT: Spend 5 scrap to equip rig with excavator tool FreeACT: Seal Hatch Vote for Ra Maximum Challenge completed: >Bone Me Baby 1: Get mining tools
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  {Health 2/2 :: Medicine 3/3 :: Power 3/3 :: Air 2/3} {Scrap 1 :: Luxe 26} Armor: CS Suite I (DR 1, Slots 1/2) {CS-Loyalty (+1 Familiar)} Weapons: EZ-Snipe (1d8/1 Range 1) Augmentations: Biolytic Emesis (1d8/0 Burn, burn self on miss) Minions: Motile Biocover {Health 1/3 :: Burn 1}; Autofalconid {Health 1/1 :: Power 1/1} Trick-Track remains strong and silent as ever, even in the middle of being barbecued alive. Eugenius, on the other hand, is kept silent only by the air nozzle in his mouth as he frantically kicks and scratches the sphincter. A lone, slimy stalk of hair that he found growing on its rim is now wound so tightly around his left arm that he can feel his blood vessels grow turgid from the pressure everywhere else in his body. McThrall is flapping its wings and screeching at a deafening volume, its usual habit finally finding a use case - anything might trigger the orifice's reflex. And if that happens soon enough, Eugenius McBuster will be saved! Above the sound of autotuned squawking and sublimating flesh, there's the whirr of a WCLTD drone... Eugenius McBuster(ACT): Hunker
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Dimensional Derek [    x5HP: 2/2 Tokens: 1 Warp Jacklegz©: +1 Move. D-Mutation - Pulse Wave: Gain a special attack mode, 1d6/3 Push 1 Derek looked around for some shelter. If an airstrike was coming he wanted some protection. Slipping into a nearby ulcer, he hid and hoped nothing would hit. Derek tossed one of his extra gels to Ned, just in case things went wrong and he needed healing despite being berigged.. "Here, top yourself up." ACT: Hunker FreeACT: Consuming one sanigel, giving one sanigel to Slitherin' Sidious. Also giving a sanigel to the lung bandit if that's a valid swap target.
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WRECKER 8: Dunk Tuggum    HP: 1/2 Move: 2 (Shift) Scrap: 0 Luxe: -1 DR: 1 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 1 Air // 0 Med // 2 Power // 0 Buff Hazard Tokens: 1 Warp Cyber: 1/1 Muts: 2/4 Augs posted:Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. [Unused this round] A grateful Dunk accepted Theo's medical assistance, letting out a contented grunt as The Good Chemz coursed through his system. "WHAT'S STANDARD FOR THE GLOOSE IS GREAT FOR THE GRINDER.©" After Theo was done, Dunk mushed Ra's fob into the Rig Silo. This computer was more cooperative than the fabric8r. A shame. Teratoma: 1d6 3 ACT: Redeem Ra's rig fob at the Silo VOTE: Theo paper bag with a face fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Aug 6, 2020 |
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 Rrhhhrhrgrhhhh.... It has... come to my attention that there are people, wreckers, who at this very moment are sinking to unseemly acts against the very principlines that society is built upon. A vain vote, a kiss in the mirror. A distortion of blind selfishness that threatens us all and the very democracy itself. I hear some of you laughing, making light of the issue. After all, I am but one man. What difference could my lone vote possibly make? A drop in the ocean is meaningless, no? No it is not! It is droplets that make up a storm. Casting a vote is one of the most meaningful actions any of us can take. To accept this responsibility, to take this stage - only to yell out "ME", is appalling. That is it then? Every man for himself? What can come out of a family broken, a solar system divided? Nothing. That is why I am voting for Dunk Tuggum He is what CYST needs. ------  I am voting for Bonny-Anne Elsewhere. ------  I am voting for Ra Maximum. ------  I'M A GROWN rear end MAN. I'LL PEE IN THE BED IF I WANT©️ Voting for Theo Reticule. (Completing the Magitech challenge.) Jvie fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Aug 6, 2020 |
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HP: 5/5, Move: 2 Debt: 8L Scrap: 2 Belt Tokens: 3 Med, 3 Power, 1 Air Hazard Tokens: 1 Poison Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk Equipped Utility mods: Hazmat-B [Burn DR +2] Augs: Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Jacklegz©: +1 Move Acolyte continues to mutter and curse about the green goop while completely ignoring the tiny synth that survived. It could cry in binary over it's lost purifier buddy for all Acolyte cared. ACT: Tight scan on hex 705
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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -016 DR: DR1 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 2 Air // 0 Scrap Hazard Tokens: none Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear (+1 Upscale) // Magneto-Mantle (Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase) Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer (1d4/5 +Break, Melee) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 (+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Utility [1/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1 HP) Familiar [1/2]: none Opal shook off a layer of goop. "Smooth moves, Accy. Maybe aim for not that next time, yeah? ACT: Wide Scan
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1. Dimensional Derek  D-Derek Hunkers down! SWAP posted:D-Derek gives 1 Sanigel to Slitherin' Sidious. 2. Cyka  Cyka spends 1 Med Unit to Heal 1 Poison Token! 3. Vatman Jones  Vatman's Endosymbiotic Brood removes 1 Burn Token! Vatman Hacks his pod hatch, and is no longer trapped!    4. Eugenius McBuster  McBuster Hunkers down! 5. Opal Dang-Cobra  Scanning... 503: [Hazard][Purifier Transponder] Detected! 705: [Hazard][Purifier Transponder] Detected! Scan complete. Torchlight goes berserk!  6. Acolyte Scanning... 705: [Hazard][Purifier Transponder] Detected! Scan complete. Torchlight goes berserk! 7. Slitherin' Sidious  SWAP posted:D-Derek gives 1 Sanigel to Slitherin' Sidious.   Scanning... 601: [Wrecker]Shines-in-Heaven Detected! 703: [Hazard][Grease Trap] Detected! 803: [Hazard][Grease Trap] Detected! Broiler Beta-Class Chassis (Prod. PAFS / Imprint Calorie Court) Labor disputes and unruly Meaties alike crumble to perfectly browned bits before the twin NsinR8Rs of the Broiler, Calorie Court's imaginitive retool of the PAFS Ruinator chassis. Dispatched to cull errant growth within the meateor, this hot number is now up for the jackN! Scan complete. Challenge Completed posted:>VOTER D-PRESSION: If you voted for Derek, change your vote. 8. Dunk Tuggum  SWAP posted:Ra Maximum gives 1 Scrap to B.A. Elsewhere. 9. Ra Maximum  SWAP posted:Ra Maximum gives 1 Scrap to B.A. Elsewhere.  Ra Mounts Gamma Enforcer!  Challenge Complete posted:>BODY BUILDING: Construct something from biological materials. 10. B.A. Elsewhere  SWAP posted:Ra Maximum gives 1 Scrap to B.A. Elsewhere.   B.A. Elsewhere Seals Hatch! 11. Talcum Bee Buzzem  Talcum redeems Fabric8R Templ8 for Diamond Rockmuncher!  12. Theo Reticule  SWAP posted:Ra Maximum gives 1 Scrap to B.A. Elsewhere. Theo spends 1 Med Unit to Heal Dunk Tuggem for 1 HP! Med Depleted! 14. Shines-in-Heaven  Shines Hunkers down! 15. Lonán Murder-Birb  Lonán prepares Ambush! Autofalconoid Replenishes its Power! 16. The Late Johnson  Johnson Hunkers down! Scanning... 907: 4 [Beast] contacts detected. [Hazard][Grease Trap] Detected! 128: [Hazard][Grease Trap] Detected! Challenge Multipleted posted:>Bone Me Baby 1: Get mining tools  Democratic Processor posted:Final Votes Locked In...Tabulating Results... Challenge Completed posted:>Tempt fate: fall to 1 hp Burn Notice McBuster's MBC is Burning! It takes 1 damage and is destroyed! Grease Trap Vatman is stuck in a Grease Trap! Vatman resists! The Late Johnson is stuck in a Grease Trap! The Late Johnson loses 1 Air Unit, but Hunker prevents Burn! Metasheath D-Derek's Metasheath converts 1 Warp Token to 1 Burn Token! Research Credits: 2 (Activation / CS:Grinder) Round 4 HAZard Roulette Theft is Property: Salvage gives +$1, Lootroll is upscaled, and all Mug/Autofalconoid attacks automatically succeed. Sponsors-Only Map 
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What happened there, some kind of tabulation error?
That or an 'aeropathing glitch,' but you know what they say:
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WRECKER 2: Cyka Cyber (2/4): Bone Lacing 1, Rail Loader 1 HP 3/3 Tokens: Break 1 Sponsored by Brainfood Upcycled Nootropics. Better than a shot upside the head for electoral participation. MOV: Same as before. Eventually these things will die and I can get a move on. Aim.
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  ""Vatman finally emerges! Just in time to catch a TIE-Breaker to the face and a pair of horrors all lubricated with lipids. The butt of this map's cruelest fortune, further irony heaped upon him as he debarks into a literal anus. You just can't script that kind of schadenfreude."
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The DVices of all the Wreckers on the field chime, the Concordant Company logo displaying before Hilde Stahl's face appears and she begins speaking. "An exemplary display of professionalism in field engineering by Ra Maximum. Allow me to personally extend my congratulations at developing a modification to a weapons system in such unpromising field conditions. Speaking on behalf of the Concordant Company, I shall keep my eye upon you, Ra Maximum. Let me also offer my sincere congratulations to Wreckers Eugenius and Lonán for their unexpected survival. Director Stahl, Concordant Public Relations, out." nweismuller fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Aug 7, 2020 |
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 #12 - Theo Reticule, Rookie Junker HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Scrap: 04 Luxe: 002 Sponsor: Magitek Mafia DR: DR 1 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 0 Med // 2 Power // 1 Air Hazard Tokens: none Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [2/5]: Spinal Array (+1 Scan Range.) // Rigspike (A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3.) Weapons [2/2]: Pulse PoundR, "Rusty" (1d4/5 +Break, Melee. 1 Power & 1 Scrap: +2 Damage on Power Attack)[/s] Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 (+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Utility [0/2]: none // Familiar [0/2]: none // Consumables: Power Cell // Items: none // Notes: none Listen Along: Mutual Slump - DJ Shadow The noisy roar from the TIE-Breaker drones came and went from the Rig Silo, their mounted guns peppering both Dunk Tuggum and Ra Maximum's new rig with corrosive buckshot in their passage. Both Theo and Bonny-Anne - she in her newly outfitted driller enforcer - managed to avoid the same armor-melting fate, mostly through a mixture of quick thinking and good luck. Though no one in the group had been physically harmed by the TIE-Breakers, they were going to have to hold back on setting off into the grease swamps until the damage to Dunk and Ra's respective sources of armor could be repaired. Theo Reticule keenly inspected the handiwork that Ra Maximum had put into the upgrading of his Unbalanced K-Hammer, 'Rusty'. While the balancing kinks hadn't quite been worked out from Rusty, it now kicked like a mule just at a tap. Furthermore, it had a strange, thrumming heartbeat of sorts when Theo held it, almost like it was excitedly responding to the contact with another life form. Ra Maximum had done excellent work. Theo swung his new pumping iron thumper of a Junker tool around, admiring the force he felt behind its K-Hammer-head and the way it matched his own pulse. He wondered if this couldn't be built upon further... "Drones're gone, but we gotta stay, huh?" Theo asked over the comms, but he knew it was rhetorical. Ra Maximum wasn't going anywhere with his rig's armor busted up the way it was. Theo settled in and waited to hear, see, or smell movement. The Ribbon Skate would be back, hungrier than ever, and Theo wanted to be ready for its return. Movement: (Bonny-Anne Elsewhere, Ra Maximum, and Dunk Tuggum can peek) > Theo takes Aim! Sponsors: So, Magitek Mafia - Ra Maximum just got a lot of Luxe thanks to our teamwork! He's got just enough Luxe to afford a Fabrikit for our team, even if you went and bought yourself a 4th Challenge slot for 15L first! Or... if you really wanted to help our fledgling Krew, send me (Theo Reticule) one Experimental CS2 Armor (+bonus Utility Slot: Hazmat-only) on a Sani-Gel Reloader Drone for 36 Luxe (15L Magitek, 21L Ra Maximum). I would plan on giving the armor to Dunk Tuggum, who seems to need the extra protection a little more than I do out of all our team members right now. Thanks a lot!
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 HP: 1/3 MV: 2 DR: 1 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 4. Scrap: 00. Luxe: 0. Belt: 0 Air, 3 Med, 0 Power. Tokens: Mutations (0/3) Cyber (1/2) Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round. Items: CS Suite I CS Armor Mod: Loyalty Weapons: Friends: In a pile of rubble and guts stood Lonán Murder-Birb victorious and bleeding and also glowing alarmingly. "Haaaah." "Hahaha. Gotcha, ya' soarin' lunk' o'corporate aerotrash. Bet there's all kinda secret circuits in dis thing, an' I didn't even have to pay for it. Score!" MOV: AIM Swedish Thaumocracy fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Aug 7, 2020 |
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{Health 2/2 :: Medicine 3/3 :: Power 3/3 :: Air 2/3} {Scrap 1 :: Luxe 26} Armor: CS Suite I (DR 1, Slots 1/2) {CS-Loyalty (+1 Familiar)} Weapons: EZ-Snipe (1d8/1 Range 1) Augmentations: Biolytic Emesis (1d8/0 Burn, burn self on miss) Minions: Autofalconid {Health 1/1 :: Power 1/1} What? One of the contestants tried to bait a WCLTD airstrike for gain and glory? What an asinine plan, how could they ever expect that to work? "Hmm. Change of plans. See you, Barbie!" Eugenius leaps over the well-done corpse of Trick-Track and takes off. Eugenius McBuster (MOV): Move 130 > 129 > 128 > 127
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WRECKER 16:The Late Johnson Mutations: Gelatinous Epidermis: Rad Tokens do not reduce Max HP; does not receive DR from non-mutation sources. HP: 2/2, Move: 3 Weapon: EZ-Snipe 1d8/1 +Junk, Range: 1 DR: 0 Optiscope Counter: 1 Cash Money: 4L The Late Johnson took one look as the result of the Scan that came back to him whilst he was up to his shoulders in grease, sucked on his teeth a little and decided, "Knobs to that." Laboriously treading his way through the Grease he got out and went a different way. MOV: Move to 126 TheNabster fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Aug 7, 2020 |
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HP: 6/6 MV: 3 DR: 3 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 5. Scrap: 00 Luxe: 004 Belt: 0 Air, 3 Med, 3 Power. Tokens: 3 Infest, 1 Break. Sponsor: Diamond IAMC. Hiver (Protean): Access to Hiver Challenge List. +1 to Craft Rolls. ACT: Apiculture a consumable. Headhunter X-Train: Crit = 2x Damage. Cyber (0/2) Mutations (4/4) Worm that Walks (B-Vo): Max HP cannot be reduced below # of Infest. Abilities/gear that spend/transfer Infest cost 1 fewer Token. Lamellar Thorax (B-Vo): +2DR; spend Nuclear Arms (Lvl2): +1 damage with melee, +1 per Rad Token. No heavy weapon penalty. Missile attacks downscaled twice. Exo-Propolis (B-Vo): Consume 2 Scrap as an ACT to repair a Map Feature or restore 2 HP to a synth unit, or during a Craft as a Lvl 1 Crafting Component. SmokeSwarm: Loaded. Downscale & 1d8/2 to units attacking Retreating Unit. Hydroly-Sis: Loaded. Salvage restores up to 3 Air Units. 2 Scrap to reload. Motile Biocover HP: 3/3. Orders: Only block mugging attempts and lethal damage. Talcum re-emerges from the wall cavities like a dust devil. They look over the wreckage and spot an expired protean beetle, too slow in its retreat from the drone. Without hesitation they pick it up and begin chewing on it like a giant potato chip. The swarmling hits the trail, the oversized drill dragging in one hand as they snack, leaving a bleeding furrow in the meatscape. Pursuing Foe: 1x GristleGrinder with Infest token. Pursuing Friend: 1x BuzzBreaker Location: 809 MOV: 809 to 906
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Rook Engineered Organisms This is Rook. Wrecker [Vatman] CONGRATuLATIONS On your... Escape. A token of our esteem. Continue being... Adequate. This was Rook. --- Send Vatman my Gamma Crate
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WRECKER 7: Slitherin' Sidious HP: 2/2 (5/5 Broiler) MV: 4 (2 Broiler) DR: 1 (2 Broiler) HazDR: Burn 2 Hit TN: 4. Luxe: -06 + 10 - 1 = 3. Belt: 1/3 Air, 2/3 Med, 3/3 Power. Tokens: 1 Poison, 1 Break (Broiler). Headhunter: Multiples of 4 = X2 Damage. Penetrator w/Power Attacks. Scan is freeACT. Cyber (2/2) Mutations (0/3) Utilities (2/2) Weapons (1/2) Armor (1/1) Minions (1/2) Jacklegz©: +1 MV Weapon Mount: EZ-Snipe mounted: attacks are upscaled, free to extract, cannot be destroyed while bound to aug. GroGutz: Loaded. +1 HP restored when using a Heal ACT. Hazmat-B: Loaded. Burn DR +2 [Broiler is on the move!] It'd been a hot minute there, but Ned's borrowed rig had pulled through the TIE-Breaker fire fine, and the man himself was now nestled deeply into the recently-vacated pilot's seat. The rig might be a bit dinged now, but a custom-made Beta-Classer like this wasn't gonna go down easy even then. He'd even managed to DL its specs while getting shot up - which he gave an appraising skim before sending straight to the Wreckords. [Uploading to Akashic Wreckords...] Contributor - Ned Sidious #7 posted:Beta-Class Chassis (Prod. PAFS / Imprint Calorie Court) With a few flicks on his DVice, Ned changed the Rig's base designation and juiced up its boomboxes, test-flaring the NsinR8RS, which turned out to be every pyromaniac's dry dream. Even Ned, who had no compulsion with devouring things whole and raw, had to get in on that action. He hit the speakers and let out a longer flare-up as he wriggled the rig free from the pit that had trapped it. "Clench your asses you cutlet masses, 'cuz Hurt-Burn has come to town," he whooped, then waved to Derek as he started thundering by while accessing the local comms channels. <"Shines, Derek, I'm taking the hell-on-legs on a test drive. Join if you wanna, or if all goes well we can rendezvous and spice up this meatball elsewhere."> <"And heyo SPONSORS. Would be nice with some Rig lovey if you got the luxey now that I'm no longer in the red. Something to make this pretty number not get stuck in a grease trap would be swell. Or a better tongue. Still waiting on that tongue."> Derek and Shines can see: Move: 702 -> 701
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 "So many questions - so much uncertainty," said Dr. Skipp Wiley Sr. into his cheek-embedded comms DVice. "I mean sheesh! At what point do we all collectively get to say 'No' to the whole idea of 'democracy'?" The Director of Sponsorship Affairs at Cosmiq's Wrecker Investments Division brought his drink's glass to his lips. He breathed in the ethanol vaporizing off the fizzy surface. "Everyone knows that voting in a winner-takes-all popularity contest doesn't work out if everyone's in the running!" He groused. "You need to have only, like, one or two fall-guys to vote for who'll throw themselves on their swords when things get mired in hairy legal proceedings - that's what true loyalty and leadership are all about!" Dr. Skipp Wiley Sr. belched near-silently through his nose, which is still picked up by the jawbone-implanted DVice but at a much less noticeable level. "Anyway, what was I saying - oh yeah, the corporate picnic... Okay, well, you didn't hear it from me, but apparently a bird-like little source told me that the lunchmeat for the upcoming Community Morale Review Picnic is a special-shipped order from Calorie Court that my contacts at Wrecking Crew facilitated... so eat up, bucko." Dr. Wiley began to take a sip of his drink when he suddenly sprayed it out across his tablet-strewn desk when he heard what the other person had to say. "That's hearsay, Bobson!" Dr. Wiley sputtered. "Besides, their edible meat-masses don't just crawl off anymore, at least not unchecked - they have a gold-star refund policy if you can return it." Wordlessly, Dr. Wiley began slamming the 'Call Cleanup' button on his desk, the console flecked with a mist of cola substrate and alcohol. "Look, I'm going to the picnic with my kids and I'll see you there whether you want a negative H.R. review or not. Just... don't tell anyone if you know what's good for Morale Week, m'kay?" Something flashed on the holo-screen and Dr. Wiley put down his drink and sat up in his ergonomic anti-grav chair. "Bobsonite Chalmers, I'll have to call you later. The Vatman's egg has cracked. - Yeah, 'no shitzen,' indeed." Dr. Skipp Wiley Sr. tapped his jaw and hung up just as the cleaning krew arrived at his office door. "You're late." He stated, in greeting. Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Aug 9, 2020 |
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