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No US election derails, please. We have an entire subforum for that sort of thing.
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No trading long locks of ladies’ hair on MY property! 
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Aug 6, 2020 02:01
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If I had a Twitter I would tweet the following: I have decided to fight Moon Slayer to the death in ritual combat
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Aug 6, 2020 02:22
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Trapick posted:https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/1291127431114313728?s=20 No matter how many times I see his pinned tweet, it always makes me laugh. A true master of the form.
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Jet Jaguar posted:No matter how many times I see his pinned tweet, it always makes me laugh. A true master of the form. I don't care how many times he does the ''Top 3 (thing) of all time (normal thing) (normal thing) (pun with thing ending)' tweets, I laugh everytime.
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freeedr posted:If I had a Twitter I would tweet the following: Bring it, nerd. Come to Lowtax's house in the next 20 minutes if you want an asskicking. Moon Slayer has a new favorite as of 03:38 on Aug 6, 2020 |
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Aug 6, 2020 03:36
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Moon Slayer posted:Bring it, nerd. Don't you have to date him first?
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Captain Monkey posted:I don't care how many times he does the ''Top 3 (thing) of all time (normal thing) (normal thing) (pun with thing ending)' tweets, I laugh everytime. "and whatnot" is a really nice, tired-but-still-happy way to end a tweet
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Aug 6, 2020 03:49
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Captain Monkey posted:Don't you have to date him first? 
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https://twitter.com/SJDJ/status/1291165853568905217 This is one of those rare cases where you should read the replies.
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Aug 6, 2020 03:56
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Captain Monkey posted:Don't you have to date him first? Nice, but also yikes.
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Aug 6, 2020 04:00
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Oh hey, a twitter thread made just for me.
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Aug 6, 2020 04:22
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https://twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1291203571086700544
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Aug 6, 2020 04:51
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How have I lived here 34 years and not heard "cardboardeaux" before?
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Aug 6, 2020 05:25
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Tree Bucket posted:How have I lived here 34 years and not heard "cardboardeaux" before? When it's wine from I box I prefer the whites generally, but I haven't been able to come up with a pun for those.
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Aug 6, 2020 05:34
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Aug 6, 2020 05:38
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Skwirl posted:When it's wine from I box I prefer the whites generally, but I haven't been able to come up with a pun for those. Cartonnay? Sauvignon box?
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Aug 6, 2020 05:42
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Cartonnay? That one's good
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Cartonnay? Sauvignon box? Thank you and I hate you
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Tree Bucket posted:How have I lived here 34 years and not heard "cardboardeaux" before? I love a good portmanteau.
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rodbeard posted:I love a good portmanteau. That's only if it's from the manteau region. Otherwise it's just a fortified harbour.
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rodbeard posted:I love a good portmanteau.   
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Aug 6, 2020 08:26
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settle down there, Tarantino
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:settle down there, Tarantino Tarantineaux
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Tarantoenail
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I got taranti moon moon
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Cartonnay? Sauvignon box? Château de la boîte. Or a goon bag.
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Aug 6, 2020 15:59
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https://twitter.com/REALpunknews/status/1290995974027051010 Seen.
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That's when you need the space jam mashup. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDdPaSfM_90
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PetraCore posted:That's when you need the space jam mashup. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lelLVq8aA4I
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/SJDJ/status/1291165853568905217 Can someone explain the appeal of these things to me? Like "hey, check this out fans, I worked hard on this. It's Oprah as soap 1/12" Then it's just some soap juxtaposed next to Oprah wearing something of vaguely the same colour as the soap and it gets 200k likes.
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Aug 6, 2020 17:36
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Yeah when informed that we should read the replies for once I assumed there was going to be a punchline or something, but it's still just another one of those "(person) as (thing)" threads 
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Some people are very impressed by their own pereidolia
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Looks like they received a Himalayan Squishie by mistake.
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