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bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

I would eat a Big Mac flavoured cake

:69snypa:

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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl


*nba jam announcer voice* FROM DOWNTOWN

e-dt
Sep 16, 2019

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Who the gently caress orders just the bun?

My mum orders it without the bun because she's coeliac, so by dialectics we have to conclude that there is also an anti-mum ordering them with nothing but the bun because they can only eat gluten

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

e-dt posted:

My mum orders it without the bun because she likes to kill Chinese bookies.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

e-dt posted:

My mum orders it without the bun because she's coeliac, so by dialectics we have to conclude that there is also an anti-mum ordering them with nothing but the bun because they can only eat gluten

Your mum has nice buns already so more buns would be too much. It's already a balanced equation.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

If Darkseid gets the Anti-Mum Equation, we're all hosed

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

purple death ray posted:

If Darkseid gets the Anti-Mum Equation, we're all hosed

Maybe not all of us but your mum definitely has been.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Joe Bogan posted:

Maybe not all of us but your mum definitely has been.

I have a sister so at least twice yeah

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

purple death ray posted:

If Darkseid gets the Anti-Mum Equation, we're all hosed

That’ll piss off Apokalips for sure.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

purple death ray posted:

I have a sister so at least twice yeah

Actually, people can have several sisters despite their mum only having been hosed once, or not at all.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

alright, uh, thanks for the input

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
moms gently caress, deal with it.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Rando posted:

moms gently caress, deal with it.

oh no

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Rando posted:

moms gently caress, deal with it.

incredibly disappointing news, if true

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

HiroProtagonist posted:

incredibly disappointing news, if true

I can confirm that they do gently caress and it's usually me that the gently caress.

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

Inceltown posted:

I can confirm that they do gently caress and it's usually me that the gently caress.

More like Incestown

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
They were the last words she spoke to me. Sorry for feeling nostalgic, drat.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

The Maestro posted:

More like Incestown

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Actually, people can have several sisters despite their mum only having been hosed once, or not at all.

Look at this immaculate conception rear end idiot over there. Get out of here apostle!!

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

Lobok posted:

I dunno, that joke had potential.

I'm a couple pages back, I just wanted to say that you caused me actual physical pain. please be ashamed of yourself

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Way ahead of you on that!

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

alright, uh, thanks for the input
funny, that's what your mom said too

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

My Lovely Horse posted:

funny, that's what your mom said too

She was just being polite to you. She wasn't actually thankful for that.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Crane Fist posted:

Look at this immaculate conception rear end idiot over there. Get out of here apostle!!

That's not what immaculate conception means :smugmrgw:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Inceltown posted:

She was just being polite to you. She wasn't actually thankful for that.
nah she's the kind of person who genuinely does appreciate the smaller things in life

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

i would like to get this joke, please :shobon:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Zetsubou-san posted:

i would like to get this joke, please :shobon:

It's from a song.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Zetsubou-san posted:

i would like to get this joke, please :shobon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

Zetsubou-san posted:

i would like to get this joke, please :shobon:

poet laureate sir mix-a-lot posted:

my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

The Silver Snail posted:

If you're looking for a deep discount this week get She Remembered Caterpillars for a dollar instead.

compounded daily posted:

But I can remember caterpillars for free

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Sir Mix A Lot is truely the greatest of the one hit wonders

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Bun hit wonders.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

RFC2324 posted:

Sir Mix A Lot is truely the greatest of the one hit wonders

People still remember Put Em On The Glass from time to time.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

3D Megadoodoo posted:

That's not what immaculate conception means :smugmrgw:

One of my favorite theological gotchas ngl

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

purple death ray posted:

People still remember Put Em On The Glass from time to time.

Reminds me of the Zack Parsons two-fer: All These Years I Have Been Lying About Big Butts and Take 'em off the glass! Please, girls, it's too much!

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/ranjit/status/414485502322946049

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Who the gently caress orders just the bun?

I ordered a 'plain burger' once and they gave me just the bun with no patty, so apparently that's the default somewhere

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




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