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Green Intern posted:Something that's been bothering me: how long ago did this plane crash? Everything looks to be in remarkably good condition. No dirt, even. I was under the impression that Lucinde had been living here for at least a year or few. She said she was born around the time of the crash. Selachian posted:Edge of False Comparisons And if it had only been a few years ago, then she'd have been an adult (or at least a teenager) and scarcely a "child" who needed adopting. Also she'd know what an airplane is and wouldn't believe that she magically fell out of the sky in response to an old woman's wish.
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Green Intern posted:Something that's been bothering me: how long ago did this plane crash? Everything looks to be in remarkably good condition. No dirt, even. I was under the impression that Lucinde had been living here for at least a year or few. Powered Descent posted:She said she was born around the time of the crash. As I mentioned a few days ago, that particular model of plane had only been in production for a few years, so yeah, nothing about Lucinde's story lines up. With a better writer, it might be a hint that she's lying, but this is James Allen here.
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EasyEW posted:
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Vargo posted:This is... this is weird. I don't know what Dick Tracy is supposed to represent here, given that he's shown rushing in with guns blazing, and is also known for murdering bad guys left and right. Are we supposed to take him as a "good cop" for not killing Lio? this is a very bizarre read of what i thought was a straight forward comic. the reader assumption that dick tracy is on his way to face a dick tracy villain is subverted when the "villain" is a human rights protestor and not a faceless goon. its commentary on who and what is considered a "bad guy" today using tracy as the cop stand in because he's recognizable. i would prefer not seeing him shoot the kid to demonstrate he is a bastard cop. the message is "ALL cops are bastards" because of how they misframe reality to suit their needs. not "dick tracy is a bastard"
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The Lockhorns Brewster Rockit Space Guy On The Fastrack Safe Havens Kevin & Kell Mother Goose & Grimm Hagar The Horrible Sherman's Lagoon Ella Cinders Zorro
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Imagime seeing a fire that big and that close and thinking, "It is reasonable to assume that my girlfriend and my other girlfriend are both in there partying, blissfully unaware. Women just don't know how to behave in an emergency, right?" No. No. With a fire that big, you notice. Batiuk, you lovely, lovely cartoonist.
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1: gently caress Tombat. 2: gently caress Holbrook. 3: gently caress Holbrook a second time.
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EasyEW posted:9 ICK-weed Lane
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Julet Esqu posted:Imagime seeing a fire that big and that close and thinking, "It is reasonable to assume that my girlfriend and my other girlfriend are both in there partying, blissfully unaware. Women just don't know how to behave in an emergency, right?" No. No. With a fire that big, you notice. I think they called the movie star guy. Still a bad comic though edit: Nevermind. I actually checked, and he called them Professor Wayne fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Aug 13, 2020 |
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Why is the corporate lickspittle hanging around the detectives presumably doing their jobs
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Johnny Walker posted:Brooke ran out of characters to have hook up and has already introduced too many new couples these past few years and that's the only story he tells so this is what we get. This is, in my opinion, totally out of whatever character Thorax has been depicted to be up to this point, and it is also stupid and gross. I think he needs to take a sabbatical, write the truly awful and wordy Pipgorn porn he clearly wants to, and maybe remember what made his comic bearable 15 years ago.
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Ardeem posted:I think he needs to take a sabbatical and stop.
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Calaveron posted:Why is the corporate lickspittle hanging around the detectives presumably doing their jobs
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Ghostlight posted:the police were created to enforce the property rights of the rich. Yes absolutely but why is the alopecia skeleton hanging out with them
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Hostile V posted:1: gently caress Tombat.
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Alhazred posted:ACE I don't know why this one bothers me when the whole strip is just about this woman making quirky bad decisions. I guess the sex joke just caught me off guard since the comic seems pretty asexual in general, nudity notwithstanding. Vargo posted:This is... this is weird. I don't know what Dick Tracy is supposed to represent here, given that he's shown rushing in with guns blazing, and is also known for murdering bad guys left and right. Are we supposed to take him as a "good cop" for not killing Lio? Lio having the right ingredients to make a good joke only to fail in a very perplexing way is pretty much the calling card of Lio. I still can't get past the time Lio made a joke about good dead comics compared with bad comics that never die yet inexplicably declined to depict the undying comic characters as zombies.
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Uh... this took a weird turn Jun. 23rd- 29th, 1980 I probably wouldn't have timg'd these if not for the psuedo-Japanese gibberish, but uh... yikes. I can genuinely say, I did not expect this at all. In the Howard originals, the furthest east we ever heard about was Khitai, not shockingly based on China. Conan never visited there in the Howard canon, but in various stories assassins, wizards, and artefacts from Khitai showed up. Honestly, I'm a little surprised Howard didn't at least try a Conan story there, but I'm gonna be honest, I am 100% sure it would be rough as gently caress so I'm a little glad he didn't (even if the thought of Conan loving up Three Kingdoms China sounds awesome as poo poo). Anyway, a quick look shows that "Yamatai" was introduced in Marvel's "The Savage Sword of Conan #194", in the story The Witch Queen of Yamatai. No, that doesn't explain what's going on, but I assure you, I'm just as baffled. I'm not sure why, but Dan-no-ura is a name that sticks in my head. I think I first heard it in Sukiyaki Western Django and it's stuck with me ever since. Guess wherever he heard it from, it stuck in Roy Thomas's head too because I have no idea why this guy is yelling it. Conan has a knack for picking up languages, so hopefully he learns enough that we don't have to deal with... this the entire storyline? Also, ignore that I messed up the month yesterday, you saw nothing.
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Okay, part 2-ish... Out Our Way (December 27-29, 1934) Dok's "Xanadu It Ain't (Thank God)" Duck (March 25, 1913)
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EasyEW posted:Out Our Way (December 27-29, 1934) Alright, I need to swallow my pride and ask. What on earth is the punchline in "born thirty years too soon" strips. The adults being too immature? The kids being overmature? Some "Oh the times, oh the customs" old man wailing that falls deaf on modern ears? I can never see the joke in any of them, and I largely don't have that trouble with other Out Our Way strips.
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ikanreed posted:Alright, I need to swallow my pride and ask. In this case: Born thirty years before individually packaged foodstuffs that don't get cat hair on them. Generally it's "this entire problem would be solved by basic household technology at the time of the strip's writing, but not at the time of the writer's childhood"
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ikanreed posted:Alright, I need to swallow my pride and ask. "Hey, remember how bad some things were 30 years ago?" In this case shopkeepers not caring about hygiene.
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A modern example would be someone becoming frustrated because a family member keeps hogging the phone.
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So, born thirty years too soon "Gosh I'm sure ashamed to be buying pornography"
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The Dinette Set is oddly relevant. Working Daze thinks this is workplace humor, I guess. Super-Fun-Pak Comix is TMI. Cul De Sac makes friends.
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Calaveron posted:Yes absolutely but why is the alopecia skeleton hanging out with them
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Scary Gary
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Powered Descent posted:She said she was born around the time of the crash. Thank you for the clarification. Good to know the comic is even worse than I thought. Edit: and Selachian too! Regarding that Conan strip: yikes! But the Dan-no-ura is probably a reference (or wholesale word-appropriation of the Battle of Dan-no-Ura: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Dan-no-ura) Green Intern fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Aug 13, 2020 |
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Green Intern posted:Regarding that Conan strip: yikes!
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Greta has broken Madi's spirit and is now using her as a tool to spread chaos, Loki-like.
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Green Intern posted:Regarding that Conan strip: yikes! Oh, absolutely (the two gangs in Sukiyaki Western Django are based on the Heike and the Genji, which is why it came up in that movie), but frankly it just makes the whole thing weirder to me. Why? Where did he hear it? Did Roy Thomas read up on the Genpei War and just drop that in there? Hell if I know. Ghostlight posted:It's weird because tomo and tanto are definitely the correct words for the context, then you have like "Az-zo Dez-ko!" which could be someone approaching "ah, so desu ka" by ear alone. So it's like Roy Thomas picked up enough by osmosis that he thought he could just wing the entire thing rather than ask anybody. Yeah, my admittedly extremely rusty high school Japanese helped me recognise some bits as actual words, but then there's words with 'v's in them and way more hyphens than I'm used to and I have no idea what "na-takk" is supposed to be? I'm a little surprised they didn't just bust out an English-Japanese dictionary and give us some ridiculously broken Japanese, honestly. catlord fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Aug 13, 2020 |
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Maybe it's supposed to be phonetic spelling for the benefit of the reader, in order to convey what this strange language sounds like to Conan, rather than strive for an accurate representation.
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Daddy Daze Take It From the Tinkersons Dark Side of the Horse Fort Knox
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Classic Kevin and Kell (January 22-26, 1996) First appearance: Candice/Candace. Yes, she gets two names: she's introduced by name as Candice in the next strip, but that name gets dropped fast and after a few appearances she's renamed Candace.
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Julet Esqu posted:Imagime seeing a fire that big and that close and thinking, "It is reasonable to assume that my girlfriend and my other girlfriend are both in there partying, blissfully unaware. Women just don't know how to behave in an emergency, right?" No. No. With a fire that big, you notice. It appears that fire was just a few inches wide across the road, while a completely different part of the fire is creeping up to the house like some B-movie burglar.
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Was going over some old posts when something struck me, and, I mean, we already know Detorie is an idiot, butManuel Calavera posted:One Big Happy
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Surgeon's Tales Nancy Dustin Mandrake In this case there is a good reason for that pose (wheeled robo), but I always like when limited animation films and such do that kind of running with people wearing robes/dresses.
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Rhymes with Orange Get Fuzzy 8/12/00 Brenda Starr 7/12/42 Get the lesson, 1942 girls? Pursue your man with singleminded dedication, no matter what he says or does, and he'll eventually give up and ask you to marry him! Norma Gilmartin's design is ideal for when you have to go straight from a dinner party to lead a marching band. Smokey Stover 2/14/37 It's a bit hard to read, but the jug Smokey has in the first couple panels is labeled "POLE POLISH." Edge of Diagnosis "An obvious broken neck as the head is slightly detached!" Get a load of Dr. House here. And if you were hoping for something that might clarify the time line of Lucinde's back story, this is absolutely no help. Unless she's actually something like eight. Selachian fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Aug 13, 2020 |
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Selachian posted:Brenda Starr 7/12/42 So romantic!
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Selachian posted:It's a bit hard to read, but the jug Smokey has in the first couple panels is labeled "POLE POLISH."
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