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this is a thread for you to just get it all out and gently caress everyone, gently caress you, gently caress me, gently caress whatever. just unload. go gently caress yourself, and your mom, and your dad. only negative emotions allowed here. be toxic
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gently caress you is who I am!
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Aug 14, 2020 07:46
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Katamari Democracy posted:gently caress you is who I am! gently caress who you are!
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Aug 14, 2020 07:47
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Suck me off till I fart. Randy as hell I start to pee on your toenails, a month goes by and the fungus start puffing out, I'm like, what's that disgusting poo poo on your feet? You say that's from me pissing on your drat rear end toenails. I deny it, absolute bullshit I say, gaslighting bastard. I start throwing things around the room, poo poo is getting busted up, the TV sputters static as a mallet strikes it in the middle of playing our favorite televangelist. I get extremely pissed off because now the TV is broken, I can't see the number to donate to the church. I start pissing on your toes again and you're like no it's only going to make it worse, a month later it's true, your toenails got fungus the size of softballs blasting out from under them. In fact, the toenails are gone, it's just orbs of fungus. I say disgusting, absolutely vile, you filthy piece of poo poo. We divorce, now I have no money or income to give money to my favorite televangelist, you have ruined my life, I will never forget this.
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Aug 14, 2020 07:48
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lol katamari democracy, more like katamari never made a good game in the last decade acy
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Aug 14, 2020 07:49
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FUUUUUUUUCK the world
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Aug 14, 2020 07:50
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clammy posted:lol katamari democracy, more like katamari never made a good game in the last decade acy 
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Aug 14, 2020 07:51
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clammy posted:FUUUUUUUUCK the world I tried that once but I didn't even get the whole way across the park where the Hobos sleep.
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Aug 14, 2020 07:52
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Suck me off till I fart. Randy as hell I start to pee on your toenails, a month goes by and the fungus start puffing out, I'm like, what's that disgusting poo poo on your feet? You say that's from me pissing on your drat rear end toenails. I deny it, absolute bullshit I say, gaslighting bastard. I start throwing things around the room, poo poo is getting busted up, the TV sputters static as a mallet strikes it in the middle of playing our favorite televangelist. I get extremely pissed off because now the TV is broken, I can't see the number to donate to the church. I start pissing on your toes again and you're like no it's only going to make it worse, a month later it's true, your toenails got fungus the size of softballs blasting out from under them. In fact, the toenails are gone, it's just orbs of fungus. I say disgusting, absolutely vile, you filthy piece of poo poo. We divorce, now I have no money or income to give money to my favorite televangelist, you have ruined my life, I will never forget this. good poo poo except go gently caress yourself. you think you got it bad? haha, well gently caress you your majesty, living in your ivory tower where you have things like "TVs" and "churches" to donate stuff to. talk to me when you aren't some kinda elitist entitled rat fucker fuckin gently caress. gently caress YOU
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Aug 14, 2020 07:53
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The cutest lil crocheted pink clam tells me to gently caress off?? Well I never Suck it, sonny
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Aug 14, 2020 07:56
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An old hag appears on your doorstep, you open the door, she asks "What's that straight rear end bullshit?" she says as she points to your sports memorabilia collection. "The Redskins?" she says, "That's some straight rear end poo poo, pathetically hetero." She forces her way past you and enters your house even as you protest, she picks up your favorite Redskins hat, "Just absolutely straight, just really disgusting is what it is." she says. She walks up to your Alexander Smith and Dwayne Haskins commemorative jerseys you bought for three hundo each, you start to stammer, terrified of the old crone and her hexing ways, but your useless pleas go unheard by the near-deaf hag. She drags her razor sharp talons across the jerseys, shredding them, "Absurdly hetero, just the most pathetic thing I've ever seen, there's no sense to it, none at all." The jerseys are nothing but scraps now, fluttering down to the floor out of her gnarled hands, you are openly weeping, she makes her way to the door. "I can't handle it, it's total crap, it is. It's a load of baloney, all this straight crap. Stupid." She vanishes to the night as you sob curled up on your living room floor.
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Aug 14, 2020 07:56
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like a night hag needs you caring about sports to pwn you. go gently caress yourself. baba yaga be like "ooooh so you live ina housey house and you wittle bebeh sad about stayin in you housey house. well gently caress off bitch i live in a tree with legs"
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Aug 14, 2020 08:00
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to newcomers in this thread: gently caress YOU
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Aug 14, 2020 08:03
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No, gently caress YOU
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Aug 14, 2020 08:03
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:0 >:0
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Aug 14, 2020 08:06
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Suck me off till I fart.
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Aug 14, 2020 08:08
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JesusLovesRonwell posted:No, gently caress YOU seeing your post is the mental equivalent of stepping on a lego in bare feet on the stairs in the middle of the night
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Aug 14, 2020 08:08
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Goddamn, shut the gently caress up already Jesus-loving-Christ
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Aug 14, 2020 08:10
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I got a big gently caress you for you. Voted. 1.
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Aug 14, 2020 08:11
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JesusLovesRonwell posted:Goddamn, shut the gently caress up already gently caress YUO
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Aug 14, 2020 08:13
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Katamari Democracy posted:I got a big gently caress you for you. Voted 5 to counteract your 1
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Aug 14, 2020 08:14
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Spinz posted:Voted 5 to counteract your 1 Damnit!
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Aug 14, 2020 08:15
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GIRL BRAINS posted::0 uwu de wittle bebeh wikes painting minis for de wittle dnd well guess waht gently caress wad, you're about as useless as a 5e ranger so GO gently caress YOURSELF
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Aug 14, 2020 08:16
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Spinz posted:Voted 5 to counteract your 1 thank you, and gently caress you as well
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Aug 14, 2020 08:16
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ill piss on your boner bitch
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Aug 14, 2020 08:17
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:ill piss on your boner bitch i bet you would, i just bet you would. unfortunately i'm not your uncle, uncel fucker! gently caress YOU
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Aug 14, 2020 08:19
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Woah! Wtf!
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Aug 14, 2020 08:20
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i hope you all contract a disease thats worse than covid, but it takes like a year before you even know you have it and it makes your skin rot off. go gently caress yourself
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Aug 14, 2020 08:20
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eat poo poo rear end fucker! and if you dont i will bitch.
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Aug 14, 2020 08:22
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put sticks and twigs inside my PUSSAY haha nice to see everyone and gently caress OFF!
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Aug 14, 2020 08:23
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clammy posted:i hope you all contract a disease thats worse than covid, but it takes like a year before you even know you have it and it makes your skin rot off. go gently caress yourself In the meantime that disease protects me from Covid and I have the best year of my life Totally worth it Thanks!!! Pffftt
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Aug 14, 2020 08:24
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:eat poo poo rear end fucker! and if you dont i will bitch. gently caress your angsty hyperbole parsed through text formatting. lol the 90s called, they want their performative angst back. go gently caress yourself
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Aug 14, 2020 08:25
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gently caress GOD! last time I EVER pray to him
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Aug 14, 2020 08:26
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You guys are being super rude right now 
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Aug 14, 2020 08:27
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Maguro posted:gently caress GOD! last time I EVER pray to him uwu im a wittle bitch pwayin to gawd HAHAHAH you just now found out there is no god?!?!?!?!111 NOOB ALERT LMAO
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Aug 14, 2020 08:28
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loving piss in my a-hole. Freaking loving do it. I'm gonna tear the drywall of my home apart and start stuffing it into my freaking loving peehole. I scream in agony. Is this what you wanted bitch?
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Aug 14, 2020 08:30
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:loving piss in my a-hole. Freaking loving do it. I'm gonna tear the drywall of my home apart and start stuffing it into my freaking loving peehole. I scream in agony. Is this what you wanted bitch? you wouldnt dare. you dont have the stones to stuff gypsum into your urethra you scared little bitch. go ahead and try. i'll laugh in advance at your hubris, you little cock goblin. gently caress YOU
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Aug 14, 2020 08:34
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i will go gently caress myself for pennies on the dollar. this is a offer you simply can not refuse. my pms are open.
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Aug 14, 2020 08:36
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i will go gently caress myself for pennies on the dollar. this is a offer you simply can not refuse. my pms are open. i'll give you a quarter to gently caress yourself twenty five times, which is an odd number so hopefully at the end you'll be facing away from me so i can kick you in the rear end and tell you to gently caress OFF
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Aug 14, 2020 08:38
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HOLY poo poo PISS TAPE IS REAL!!! https://apple.news/AB5VDyaxlSFS4284LftUeCA gently caress YOU MOTHERFUCKER I HOPE PEOPLE SEE IT!!
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