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BrianBoitano posted:
GoldenEye 64 remaster lookin’ good.
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Jesus christ. See this?  This sold for £435,000 ($569,262) I'd buy that $350,000 jailhouse in a loving SECOND. (if I had $350,000)
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BrianBoitano posted:The cell door lock throws appear to be operational. Possibilities are amazing with this property. 
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Ak Gara posted:Jesus christ. Love to think of the cheap middle america mansions I could get with that kind of money   lol
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i'd seen a residential home with jail cells in it before, a dominatrix lived in it. she didn't have quite that many cells though.
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Nope, it's a different person that reddit latched onto and wanted to believe so, so badly Egads! :pop: I have been bamboozled! Oh well, Shapiro is still a weasel bastard that can't satisfy his wife. 
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https://twitter.com/UnpaidComintern/status/1294819110149292033
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patrolling the entrance to the kroger with one of these bad boys. https://twitter.com/AnyTechnology/status/1294696290937380865?s=20
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Ak Gara posted:Jesus christ. The only places with house prices dumber than the UK are Australia and new Zealand.
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Drone_Fragger posted:The only places with house prices dumber than the UK are Australia and new Zealand. In Palo Alto that'd be $1.5 million at least.
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Drone_Fragger posted:The only places with house prices dumber than the UK are Australia and new Zealand. Wanna try Prague? This white box, 100m2:  SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND BUCKS The average income is 20k before taxes. This isn't even a central location and the house is barely larger than my apartment. I guess it's now the unfunny picture thread.
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From 2014: Hoarder House In Palo Alto Is On the Market for $1.8 Million The Bay Area real estate market is slightly saner now, but that's a really low bar to clear.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Love to think of the cheap middle america mansions I could get with that kind of money You'd have to pay me $589,000 to live in Hutch
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Fister Roboto posted:Shark bullets Bullets coated in shark skin. It's just like teflon-coated bullets, the smoothness means it can penetrate body armor with ease. 
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Fly Molo posted:Bullets coated in shark skin. It's just like teflon-coated bullets, the smoothness means it can penetrate body armor with ease. it's a little known fact that while sharks are silky smooth if you rub them front-to-back, they're actually smoother if you rub them the opposite way and doing this makes them even smoother yet if you go do the first thing again, this process can be repeated seven times before the sharks carapace reaches zero friction in either direction and can now swim sideways at its top natural speed of 88 miles per hour, after which point you'll see some serious poo poo
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Move aside, you stupid poor fucks. Vancouver would like you to see it's $2.4 million dollar home.
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I didn't understand how to buy a house before this conversation and now I'm even more lost seeing the prices on these weird outliers I'm sure, but still.
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Doc Hawkins posted:i get it's their job to sell the thing but did they really not see how sinister "possibilities are amazing with this property!!" sounds when you're talking about a secret working prison? Of course they're aware of it. They're realtors
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RareAcumen posted:I didn't understand how to buy a house before this conversation and now I'm even more lost seeing the prices on these weird outliers I'm sure, but still. Pound the pavement, firm handshake, look in the eye
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Data Graham posted:Pound the pavement, firm handshake, look in the eye *shakes hand" $2.4 million you say... would you take a $350 down payment, a circa 1999 Star Wars Episode 1 Sebulba Slurpee Topper, valuable exposure mention on my Twitter, and my solemn guarantee to continue paying the mortgage with my income that floats between $600 and $1100 per year?
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:*shakes hand" $2.4 million you say... would you take a $350 down payment, a circa 1999 Star Wars Episode 1 Sebulba Slurpee Topper, valuable exposure mention on my Twitter, and my solemn guarantee to continue paying the mortgage with my income that floats between $600 and $1100 per year? If this was pre 2008 they'd of already signed you after "$350"
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:*shakes hand" $2.4 million you say... would you take a $350 down payment, a circa 1999 Star Wars Episode 1 Sebulba Slurpee Topper, valuable exposure mention on my Twitter, and my solemn guarantee to continue paying the mortgage with my income that floats between $600 and $1100 per year? I’m gonna need an independent appraisal on the condition of that Sebulba topper first.
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Ak Gara posted:Jesus christ. Lmao you think that's a ridiculous price? Doing the math, houses that size (with a MUCH smaller yard) in Toronto go for around £800,000. Buddy those are real estate prices many of us can only dream of.
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At the least the uk house is made out of bricks and won’t rot to pieces in 10 years, why you pay for a mansion made of wood and chip board boggles the mind.
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My man let me tell you about Grenfell Tower
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Sonderval posted:At the least the uk house is made out of bricks and won’t rot to pieces in 10 years, why you pay for a mansion made of wood and chip board boggles the mind. Ah yes, the storied craftsmanship of English homes.
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They ain’t pretty but they last. Grenfel at least stayed up which is better than your “towers”. Sonderval has a new favorite as of 23:51 on Aug 16, 2020 |
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Do a lot of Canadian towers fall down? I feel like I would have heard about that, but maybe not.
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There have been building inspectors and real estate insiders saying that they would advise against buying an apartment in a building over a few stories that was built in the last 10(?) years or so in Australia. Letting developers and builders certify their own work went well.
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Sonderval posted:Grenfel at least stayed up which is better than your “towers”. 
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I mean, this isn’t falling down, but I wouldn’t rush to have the same people build something for me: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-30811889 Ronan Point was the classic “where’d that building go?” in the UK, but it didn’t exactly fall over. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronan_Point E: looks like things might not be a lot better now for some towers, though: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/tower-blocks-collapse-risk-grenfell-safety-government-a8592436.html Subjunctive has a new favorite as of 00:01 on Aug 17, 2020 |
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Sonderval posted:They ain’t pretty but they last. I can't decide if this is very darkly funny or just dark, so I'm trying to figure out some random way of deciding. I'm thinking of going with the old meme thread classic of flipping a coin.
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Moon Slayer posted:I can't decide if this is very darkly funny or just dark, so I'm trying to figure out some random way of deciding. I'm thinking of going with the old meme thread classic of flipping a coin. Would setting the post to Yakety Sax help?
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Okay, heads I just shake my head and go "oof," tales I give it a sixer. Stand by.
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Moon Slayer posted:Oof. Dear sir, I believe you mean: 
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Sonderval posted:They ain’t pretty but they last. Maybe, but you knew about our towers.
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