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WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
New season of Modern Family looking good.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/StrangeCoisas/status/1296910202244149253

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

PUT ON YOUR SEATBELT!

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Beachcomber posted:

PUT ON YOUR SEATBELT!

SOMETHING SOMETHIMG AIRBAGS :haw:

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

The local shopping mall wants to inform us of deviating hours.

:tutbutt:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's time for some preparation H

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I thought it was viral marketing for Community on netflix

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

is this the new fembois i keep hearing about? because the dude on the left has some tittays

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

anatomi posted:

The local shopping mall wants to inform us of deviating hours.

:tutbutt:



SVÅRT
ÖNT
NO, I
WÖN'T!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Yes but what is the correct pronunciation of the word "sword?"

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Mr Havafap posted:

SOMETHING SOMETHIMG AIRBAGS :haw:
Boobs are sensitive sir. You know how guys here about a vicious nut kicking or summat and cross their legs? Same thing.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

LifeSunDeath posted:

Yes but what is the correct pronunciation of the word "sword?"
It's pronounced "jord"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Boobs are sensitive sir. You know how guys here about a vicious nut kicking or summat and cross their legs? Same thing.

Yea if you're in a car crash, try not to hit the dash balls first

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Carthag Tuek posted:

Yea if you're in a car crash, try not to hit the dash balls first
Honestly this would probably be a net benefit for society

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



LifeSunDeath posted:

Yes but what is the correct pronunciation of the word "sword?"

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

Hyperlynx posted:

Well, here you go, your chance to do better, in You Are Jeff Bezos: https://direkris.itch.io/you-are-jeff-bezos

What a strange game

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

Memento posted:

Due to lockdown, for the first time in decades I have enough hair that I could now actually make decisions on how to style it

And I just want it gone

Agreed: 6mm shave all of it. You just feel so fresh afterwards!

ubergnu has a new favorite as of 00:05 on Aug 23, 2020

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic
dp

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire
I feel attacked


Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/jRjtFad.gifv

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



She didn't teleport instantly out of frame, I'm not feeling this twist on the cat/cucumber meme

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Somebody photoshopped Olympic divers on a toilet...

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
https://twitter.com/marth_burton/status/1296780826806345728

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1296631284803002375/pu/vid/576x1024/ngOWOwJr4r46KKEJ.mp4

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



this is nothing compared to the passage about rendering blubber where Ishmael waxes rhapsodic at everyone shoving their hands into some oily vat and endlessly squeezing out the squeezings of the whale flesh until no one can even tell whose hand is whose

the greek tragedy chapter is pretty good

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Pictures of walls of text. That's cheating.

Here's Dizi. She aint reading that.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Cocaine Bear posted:

Pictures of walls of text. That's cheating.

Here's Dizi. She aint reading that.



Bean

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Cocaine Bear posted:

Pictures of walls of text. That's cheating.


the text isn't the funny part. it's the meta.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Pick posted:

the text isn't the funny part. it's the meta.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Don't GIS "funny bean".



RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/Greenio64/status/1296033943683305473?s=20

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

They were there because that kid saw Harold Ramis

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

JesusGeorge
Apr 29, 2005
TheKeeper bought me this account so now I have to rub peanut butter on his nipples on a daily basis.

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

It's pronounced "jord"

I can think of three ways to pronounce "j." One sounds adorable though.

quote="Lodin" post="507487407"]

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My understanding is that the original author (whose name I'd recall if I gave a crap about these books/movies) had created the name when he envisioned the character being a geeky nobody who unintentionally did heroic things, and his drink was picked because you simply don't shake a martini, it's *supposed* to be stirred. The name was like a British "Joe Schmo." Then he decided to make him a homicidal sociopath, but left the nerd trimmings. Hollywood then made him a charismatic super soldier because that sells better.

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mQpFS0bhNk

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