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Shotgun Willie
Jul 13, 2005
Shotgun Toting Hick

Gio posted:

dio es myo carditis

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

snoo posted:

dipping my dominos sandwich into some ranch

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

"I don't understand. We've invited these late-teen/early twenty year olds into our pit-lands for our personal profit and they seem to be falling into pits???"

https://twitter.com/Amanda_Kass/status/1301267399602180097?s=20

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.


Lol. Like just don't go to college for a while trust me a year delay is ok

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



snake and bake posted:

gently caress. This is what happens when we keep the screaming inside of our hearts

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

First, consider a spherical student

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

posted June sixth, lol

gently caress, it's already September.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Google Butt posted:

Lol. Like just don't go to college for a while trust me a year delay is ok

the economy is in the shitter so all else aside now is the best time to work on a degree

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Perhaps four of them. On the edge of a cliff.

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

lmao have they met a teen in their entire lives

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Bip Roberts posted:

the economy is in the shitter so all else aside now is the best time to work on a degree

fart

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

a teacher was crying so hard they started to vomit today and reopening these schools sure is going good.

PTA meetings sure are early this year

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Looks like I'm finally ahead of the curve on something

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1301270692504231937

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

lol there was an article the other day about how UI was doing the best job because they tested students twice a week

https://fortune.com/2020/08/29/covid-testing-university-of-illinois-saliva-test-coronavirus-students-twice-weekly/

I mean i guess the regular testing is still a good thing because it might’ve alerted them to the outbreak quickly

but the school should’ve been remote in the first place because dumb students are gonna act like dumb students

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



i need to start doing more drugs

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Bip Roberts posted:

the economy is in the shitter so all else aside now is the best time to work on a degree

lmao

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Acelerion posted:

First, consider a spherical student

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

lmbo

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/02/world/covid-19-coronavirus.html

loving looooooool

From the creator of Trump Ice, Trump Steaks, Trump Wine, bankrupt casinos, failed licensing projects, and PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF GODDAMNED AMERICA come get your TRUMP VACCINE before you head to the polls!!!

He wants a vaccine out by election day. Sorry Trumpo, I am not dying for your re-election.

keegan
Jul 13, 2004
John Dillinger died for you!
Dying WITH fascism not OF fascism

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

fosborb posted:

Berlusroni

Nice.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Google Butt posted:

30% of all cases including asymptomatic will have permanent heart damage haha

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/covid-19-can-wreck-your-heart-even-if-you-havent-had-any-symptoms/

quote:

And while the prevalence of this in virus patients is not known exactly, a study found that ventricular arrhythmias occurred in 78 percent of patients without COVID-19, with up to 30 percent of them experiencing serious arrhythmias 27 months later.
So.. even before this pandemic, 78% of patients who had myocarditis would have arrhythmias, with 30% experiencing arrhythmia even 27 months after being diagnosed with myocarditis. This is just to set the stage for what we can expect among people who get myocarditis from covid.

quote:

One non–peer reviewed study, involving 139 health care workers who developed coronavirus infection and recovered, found that about 10 weeks after their initial symptoms, 37 percent of them were diagnosed with myocarditis or myopericarditis
So among people who actually got coronavirus, 37% of them got myocarditis or myopericarditis. If the statistic from above holds true for coronavirus patients, that means 11 out of 100 coronavirus patients will get arrhythmias (30% of 37%)

quote:

A German study found that 78 percent of recovered COVID-19 patients, the majority of whom had only mild to moderate symptoms, demonstrated cardiac involvement more than two months after their initial diagnoses. Six in 10 were found to have persistent myocardial inflammation.
This German study says almost twice as many people are getting mycarditis as the earlier study. So if 30% of myocarditis patients can get arrhythmias, we can expect 18 out of 100 German coronavirus survivors to get arrhythmias.

Steve Yun has issued a correction as of 23:23 on Sep 2, 2020

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

actionjackson posted:

at least Biden wouldn't do this, just to play devil's advocate
pfiezer dnc donation printer goes brrrrrrrrr

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

a teacher was crying so hard they started to vomit today and reopening these schools sure is going good.

via facebook

quote:

Ladies and Gentlemen the eLearning send your kid to daycare to get help has imploded. We are currently looking for a private school option for K5.
Without giving all the details, our daycare option quickly became under staffed, had to lock the kids in the gym to deal with an issue and then sent 1 aid for 60 children. Needless to say Dillon is now at home and we are feeling like terrible parents. We did all the research, called daycares, toured facilities and thought we had it figured out. I guess we didn't take into account that facilitators/aids and teachers were going to quit after their first week.

these servants.... they have quit, what will we do now?!

lo carb Lo Pan
Oct 8, 2004

Judakel posted:

He wants a vaccine out by election day. Sorry Trumpo, I am not dying for your re-election.

The Tronald Dump vaccine has been in production since March and its just live virus so everyone who manages to survive can celebrate the great "openerup" on his second inauguration day. "Everyone is going to get it eventually." was a promise.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
That loving heart study should be enough to cause every teachers union to walk out on strike tomorrow.

LabDrunk40
Jun 17, 2005

"I wonder if there's beer on the sun..."

Awesome Animals posted:

did I misunderstand how babies are made again?

nah, just how traits are inherited. if what you suggested was true, we wouldn't have failsons

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
you're not putting the tracking ship on me bitch

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/jasondashbailey/status/1301155958115241985?s=21

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/4bethp/status/1301212182718353408?s=21

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

mod sassinator posted:

and this is ALL nonsense anyways since reinfection is real and more than likely confirms no vaccine can work, period. at best this is going to be a "prick your arm and get a couple months slight resistance to infection like the flu shot". it will never be a "prick your arm and live your life, you can never get sick!" vaccine period.

This is scare mongering. Most vaccines never confer total immunity to an infection. If the vaccine just makes it so that people don't get as sick and lowers the amount you spread to others, then it would be a big win.

Total sterilising immunity is a pipe dream that the public thinks is the aim, but it just isn't likely possible, or even being hoped for by the researchers.

Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

Steve Yun posted:

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/covid-19-can-wreck-your-heart-even-if-you-havent-had-any-symptoms/

So.. even before this pandemic, 78% of patients who had myocarditis would have arrhythmias, with 30% experiencing arrhythmia even 27 months after being diagnosed with myocarditis. This is just to set the stage for what we can expect among people who get myocarditis from covid.

So among people who actually got coronavirus, 37% of them got myocarditis or myopericarditis. If the statistic from above holds true for coronavirus patients, that means 11 out of 100 coronavirus patients will get arrhythmias (30% of 37%)

quote:

Depending on the cause and extent of myocardial damage, the mortality rate is up to 20% at 1 year and 50% at 5 years.  Despite optimal medical management, overall mortality has not changed in the last 30 years.

Ok, ok, that is obviously kinda doomposting (as those numbers probably don't correctly reflect the severity of myocarditis from covid) but holy poo poo, loving yeah JUST A FLU!!

Blitter has issued a correction as of 23:34 on Sep 2, 2020

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Blitter posted:

JUST A FLU!!

ty for understanding

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Blitter posted:

Ok, ok, that is obviously kinda doomposting (as those numbers probably don't correctly reflect the severity of myocarditis from covid) but holy poo poo, loving yeah JUST A FLU!!

Lmao. Is there any way of communicating this info to my loved ones without coming across as an insane doomer?

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


marco rubio would never survive in today's virtual classrooms

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Louisgod posted:

someobdy put the super mario 64 health meter with only 2 pieces above the falling 9/11 guy tia

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
None of this would be happening if not for trump. 🌊🌊🌊🌊

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

Hahaha lol if they think that a court case would side with the employees on this

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu9F1iHCv2U

THS
Sep 15, 2017

starkebn posted:

This is scare mongering. Most vaccines never confer total immunity to an infection. If the vaccine just makes it so that people don't get as sick and lowers the amount you spread to others, then it would be a big win.

Total sterilising immunity is a pipe dream that the public thinks is the aim, but it just isn't likely possible, or even being hoped for by the researchers.

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Nocturtle
Mar 17, 2007

Had a coworker do the whole nose outside of the mask thing today. Computer touchers have no excuse. I don't like it but understand when the facilities people do it as they're moving around and exerting themselves all day. Made me feel especially good given the recent reports of irreparable heart damage even in mild cases.

I've cracked and am wondering about getting a powered air-purifying respirator (PAPR). Does anyone have any idea if there's a low cost option? The 3M site doesn't list prices, which is not a good sign. I'm seeing sets on ebay for >$1000, which is way out of the question. To be clear this would be in addition to a surgical mask.

Alternatively I could follow the lead of this clearly insane person and try to build my own:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS6GA83nbds

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