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  The Late Johnson's DVice chimes, bringing up first an image of the Concordant Company logo, followed by Hilde Stahl's calm, expressionless face. "Wrecker Johnson. In the interests of ensuring your access to the benefits of an exclusive sponsorship, I am arranging so that Tzol Publishing House will be capable of making use of Concordant resources to ensure delivery of the same experimental rifle I intended to have delivered to you once budget permitted. On behalf of the Concordant Company, let me extend my wishes for your continued success and survival on CYST and in your subsequent Wrecking career, and let me encourage you to take advantage of the opportunity presented you. Director Stahl out."
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  2. Cyka Cyka takes Aim!  3. Vatman Jones Vatman takes Aim!   5. Opal Dang-Cobra Movement to 706. Acolyte enters the hex! Johnson enters the hex!   6. Acolyte Movement to 706. Opal enters the hex! Johnson enters the hex! 7. Slitherin' Sidious Movement to 602. Gristlegrinder enters the hex! Shines enters the hex!  8. Dunk Tuggum Movement to 142. Theo Charges into the hex! BAE enters the hex! Death Beacon posted:  10. B.A. Elsewhere Movement to 142. Theo Charges into the hex! Dunk Charges into the hex! Death Beacon posted:11. Talcum Bee Buzzem Movement to 810.   12. Theo Reticule Movement to 142. BAE enters the hex! Dunk Charges into the hex! Death Beacon posted:Challenge Complete posted:>The Pertinax Pro-lapse (Repeatable 1/5): After failing a roll or taking damage, explain exactly why it's Pertinax's fault that such a terrible fate has befallen you. 14. Shines-in-Heaven Movement to 602. Gristlegrinder pursues! Sidious enters the hex! 15. Lonán Murder-Birb Power Move! Movement to 809.   16. The Late Johnson Tzol Publishing is now the Exclusive Sponsor of The Late Johnson! Movement to 706. Opal enters the hex! Acolyte enters the hex!   Wreckers, resolve Encounters!  Sponsors-Only Map 
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WRECKER 2: Cyka         Cyber (2/4): Bone Lacing 1, Rail Loader 1 HP 3/3 Scrap: 1 Tokens: Sponsored by Brainfood Upcycled Nootropics. Patience is the key to upcycling. Cyka checked the horizon for incoming, then nodded. "All clear. Let's get you GREEZed up." ENC:Aimed Boost, prepping for the Greez harvest.
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          HP: 6/6 MV: 3 DR: 3 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 5. Scrap: 05. Luxe: 055 Belt: 3 Air, 3 Med, 3 Power. Tokens: 6 Infest, 1 Rad, 1 Poison. Sponsor: Diamond IAMC. Hiver (Protean): Access to Hiver Challenge List. +1 to Craft Rolls. ACT: Apiculture a consumable. Headhunter X-Train: Crit = 2x Damage. Cyber (0/2) Mutations (4/4) Worm that Walks (B-Vo): Max HP cannot be reduced below # of Infest. Abilities/gear that spend/transfer Infest cost 1 fewer Token. Lamellar Thorax (B-Vo): +2DR; spend Nuclear Arms (Lvl2): +1 damage with melee, +1 per Rad Token. No heavy weapon penalty. Missile attacks downscaled twice. Exo-Propolis (B-Vo): Consume 2 Scrap as an ACT to repair a Map Feature or restore 2 HP to a synth unit, or during a Craft as a Lvl 1 Crafting Component. Fumig8R: Loaded. ENC: Spend X Air to perform indiscriminate 1d8/AoE X-Infest. Kid Squid: 3/3 HP. Toby the MBC: 1/1 HP 3DR. Fixed ENC: Bodyguard Kid Squid. The swarmling contemptuously expels some mites in the mucilaginous mollusc's general direction then gets to work. They shoulder the drill and plant it, bone chipping as the bit finds purchase. All it takes is a light pressure on the trigger and Talcum disappears in a growing cloud of aerosolized periosteum. Local Card(s): Grease Trap & Meaty Slider Location: 810 ENC: Excavating Hex. [Infest Roll for Slider]: 1d4 2. Nope. Excavating 811. Kid Squid "Orders": 1d8/Mug vs Slider. Toby: Bodyguard Kid Squid. Possibly Relevant Challenges: >Bad to the Bone 2: Excavate a bone tile and grab whatever is inside >Bring me... organs: Dig up a Quantum Pancreas from a tile, and offer it to Psichonumen. >To the Bone: Expose bone on the map. >Meatse: Alter the geography of the map.
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WRECKER 7: Slitherin' Sidious          Rig: 2/3 Power Tokens: 1 BurnHP: 2/2 (5/5 Broiler) MV: 4 (2 Broiler) DR: 1 (2 Broiler) HazDR: Burn 2 Hit TN: 4. Scrap: 2 Luxe: 15 Belt: 0/3 Air, 3/3 Med, 3/3 Power Tokens: 3 Poison Headhunter: Multiples of 4 = X2 Damage. Penetrator w/Power Attacks. Scan is freeACT. Cyber (2/2) Mutations (0/3) Utilities (2/2) Weapons (1/2) Armor (1/1) Minions (1/2) Jacklegz©: +1 MV Weapon Mount: EZ-Snipe mounted: attacks are upscaled, free to extract, cannot be destroyed while bound to aug. GroGutz: Loaded. +1 HP restored when using a Heal ACT. Fabrikit: Loaded. Spend Med units to repair synth targets with Heal ACT. Hazmat-B: Loaded on Saf-T Pal. Burn DR +2 CS-Moddie: ACT to install Grinder into CS-Suite. As they trudged down the fat-lanes, the last of the gristlegrinders who'd hounded Derek to death came electro-baying in continued pursuit of Shines-in-Heaven. Knowing it'd avoid him in favor of meat to carve, Ned slammed on the brakes, making HurtBurn's heels squickily dig into the tarmac-grist. For a moment teetering, he cartwheeled his rig's arms around, momentum tearing the ground under its feet into open sores as he spun 180, suddenly facing squarely in the direction of the four-legged synth. Twin NsinR8Rs lowered as the gristlegrinder's threat heuristics made it skid to a stop and glance desperately around for something - anything - to hide behind. The flamers' signal lights then lit up new signage on the right-hand gun. Somehow - when he'd popped the hatch earlier - Ned had gotten his Saf-T Pal to deco-tag the side of the NsinR8R. It was the kind of firm statement that only someone who was supremely confident they wouldn't be cripplingly sued for its misuse would dare to deploy. KISS THE COOKER it said. The gristhound's saw-servos gave a surprisingly pitiful whine as it observed the lights bloom down the end of the broiler's barrels. "Gotcha, ya growly nut-mutt," said Sidious, smile disturbingly wide as a finger plunged down the trigger and set the synth's world on fire. ENC: NsinR8 the Grind: 1d6 6 Hotnecked hound!
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         #12 - Theo Reticule, Rookie Junker HP: 2/2(5) Move: 1 Scrap: 08 Luxe: 23 Sponsor: Magitek Mafia DR: DR 2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 1 Med // 0 Power // 0 Air Hazard Tokens: 3 Rad Gamma Bounder: "TerraBrad" RigHP: 2/2 RigMove: 3 Jump RigDR: RigDR 1 RigPower: 3/3 Hatch: Closed Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [2/5]: Spinal Array (+1 Scan Range.) // Rigspike (A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3.) Weapons [2/2]: Pulse PoundR, "Rusty" (1d4/5 +Break, Melee. 1 Power & 1 Scrap: +2 Damage on Power Attack. 1 Mod Slot) // DPM Shotgun, (1d10/2 +Rampage, Missile. 2 Power: +1 Damage. 2 Mod Slots) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 2 (+2 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Utility [0/2]: none // Familiar [0/2]: none // Consumables: Sanigel // Items: MM-RATS Templ8 // Notes: Broken LEKTR0flangR (cannot regain Power Units, all hits inflict Disable1, FullACT: Spend 1 Scrap to repair) Listen Along: Dead Man's Party - Oingo Boingo In their springing Bounders, Theo Reticule and Dunk Tuggum were neck-and-neck in their race to get inside the rig silo first. Both of their greased-up lightning-fast rigs pounded up the building's meaty shores at full Bounder speed just as Bonny-Anne Elsewhere was slowly trudging inside the silo solo with her Gamma Enforcer. "Made it!" Theo cheered, once he'd cleared the entrance to the silo's main hangar. He threw out his pent up energy in a shout. "Whoo!" "That was a close call, Dunk!" Theo admitted, hopping his Bounder down to a trot and circling it around. "I think I might've been in the back with that last leap, but, Bonny-Anne: who did you see make inside first?" The audiophile wrecker Theo was so caught up in his race with Dunk and his music stream that he'd completely forgotten about the Carnifex rig they'd come back here to 'jack. He glanced about the rig silo, saw Ra Maximum's sliced up 'borg bits, and heard the stomping and whirring of rig-rippers behind him as the giant Pertinax Beta rig approached. "Ah, right." Theo revised, hardening in the face of grim reality. "Forgot we had ourselves a dead man's party. Friendly competitions can wait." Theo deftly flipped his bounder back around to face the inbound Carnifex and let loose with his rig's Breach Assault weaponry, strafing around the mechanical giant with his Bounder's superior mobility. "Hya! This is for Ra, you giant guzzunt!" Theo roared. While he wanted to make the Carnifex less effective in this fight, Theo didn't want to damage the rig overmuch with his weapons. Bonny-Anne Elsewhere had other plans for it, Theo surmised, so he tried to lead the Carnifex with his shots to encourage the Carnifex to stay put. Theo and Dunk just needed to keep the enemy Beta rig pinned down and distracted long enough for Bonny-Anne to get in a hit with her rigspike... Encounter: > Suppress Carnifex with Gamma Bounder's Breach Assault array Sponsors: Yo yo yo, so Magitek Mafia - that last drone was obviously bunk, but I hope we learned our lesson. From here on out, I want only HEALdrones, okay? Until I say otherwise, let's just stick to stuff that we know works fo' sho'! Besides, Pertinax can't mess with those without getting in trouble, is all!
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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 30 DR: DR1 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2->0 Power // 1 Air // 0 Scrap Hazard Tokens: none Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear (+1 Upscale) // Magneto-Mantle (Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase) // Adrenal Accelerator On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer (1d4/5 +Break, Melee) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 (+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Utility [1/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1 HP) // Fabrikit Repair Synthetic Targets with a Heal ACT Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight Fluff to come tomorrow FreeENC: Activate Hardlight Decoy, Using Power Token Filet-o-Flattened (Power Attack): 1d8 4 Roasting the Manburglar: 1d6 1
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WRECKER 14: Shines-in-Heaven     Shines-in-heaven: HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 3 Current DR: 2 Belt resources: Power: 1 Medical Units: 1 Air: 0 Tokens: 5 Poison 2 Warp Augmentations: Limits: 0C 5M Breed Talent - Venomous Bite: Gain a melee attack mode, 1d6/2 +Poison. M: Nuclear Arms: +1 damage with melee weapons, +1 per Rad Token, and may use Heavy Weapons without penalty; cannot use missile weapons. CS Suite II: Slots: 2 Medical: Automatically spend 1 Med-Unit when damaged Item reload status: - Retainers&Familiars: [X]MBC: 1/1 HP, 3DR As the two wreckers moved further into the interior of the meateor, the baying of the hound behind them grew steadily louder, until at last it could no longer be ignored. Turning nearly in place, Derek trained Hurt-burn's flamers on the offending creature and began filling the putrid air with the smell of burnt plastics and the sounds of synthesised yelps as the synth's frame slowly melted under the intense heat produced by the rig's weapons. But the dog wasn't the only enemy daring to challenge the duo, a mutant was currently moving to intercept their path as well. Shines quickened her jog into a sprint and leapt at the offending interloper, going straight for the throat. With one big effort she forced her jaw to close and then began tearing it away from her victim again, quickly ending their struggle as they bled out into the meateor. ENC: Venomous Bite vs Manburglar: 1d6 4 MBC: prioritise blocking the Manburglar
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     HP: 5/5, Move: 2 Luxe: 0L [-1L this Hazard] Scrap: 2 Belt Tokens: 3 Med, 3 Power, 0 Air Hazard Tokens: 1 Poison Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk Equipped Utility mods: Hazmat-B [Burn DR +2] Augs: Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Jacklegz©: +1 Move While nowhere near as satisfying as splattering an enemy with an oversized hammer, the new rifle made it far easier to actually land a hit in the first place. Now if only the drat Manburglar had the decency to die when shot. Attacking Manburglar with DPM Rifle: 1d8 7, hit for 2 damage.
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WRECKER 16:The Late Johnson    Mutations: Gelatinous Epidermis: Rad Tokens do not reduce Max HP; does not receive DR from non-mutation sources. HP: 2/2, Move: 3 Belt Tokens: Air 1/3, Power 4/4 (-1), Heal 2/3 Weapon: EZ-Snipe 1d8/1 +Junk, Range: 1 Familiar: 1/2, MBC Health: 3/3 DR: 0 Optiscope Counter: 1 > 0 Cash Money: 8L The Late Johnson had spent most of the map running from these kinds of enemies much to his great annoyance. Not this time though, now that he had meatsh-friends around him and Sputnik he could start shooting without the fear of being immediately murdered. He saw the buffs going out on the Manburgler that Acolyte just tapped, he reached over and flicked a switch on his EZ-Snipe as it whirred into life. "Your buffs aren't gonna help you shitboot." He squared up a shot on it's grey matter and fired, only for some of the squishy meat ground to give way under his foot and spoil his shot, getting it in the shoulder instead of the head. "Dangit! This bloody meat rock is the worse, I'd take the Moon over this one." ENC: Power Attacking with the EZ-Snipe on the Manburgler, +1 Optiscope Shift. 1d12 = 5 One damage, not much but damage is damage MBC: Bodyguard my fleshy bits from harm
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WRECKER 3: Vatman Jones     (Unctuous Horror)HP: 2/4[6] Move: 3 Scrap: 01 Luxe: 036 DR: DR2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 0 Med // 3 Power // 0 Air Mutation [2/5]: Fibrous Ganglia (LVL1) (Mutation-based attacks are upscaled once per mutation possessed; subjects TN to be hit is 2) // Endosymbiotic Brood (LVL1) (Subject may discard 1 Token of choice per round without effect as a freeACT; AoE attacks are upscaled twice against the subject) Hazard Tokens:   MINIONS (1/1 HP)Vatman was starting to run out of stamina as he was forced to retreat from the Horror once again after yet another bout of slippery greez-wrestling, hit tacticortex shutting down unnecessary neurological systems as it overclocked in an attempt to find a solution. Finally, something clicked. That mound of burning lipids he'd used as cover several times by now was structurally unstable. If he'd just give it a good shove, with all his weight, he should be able to topple the whole thing on top of the horror after him. This plan in mind, the neonderthal baited the horror into a small grease pit, that held it still exactly long enough for him to dump the entire pile on it. The air filled with the sweet scent of deep fried horror, available pay-per-smell on WCLTD olfactheater. ENC: Improv Table Roll: 1d6 2 Red Barrels! Red Barrels with +Up (from Aim) against Unctuous Horror: 1d10 10 MINION ORDER: My motile Biocover is NOT to block the attack from the Unctuous Horror
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WRECKER 10: Bonny-Anne Elsewhere       HP: 3/3 | Move: 2/2 | DR: 1/1 | Med: 2/3 | Power: 2/3 | Air: 0/3 | Scrap: 2 | Luxe: 0 Mounted: Gamma Enforcer HP: 3/3 | Move: 3/3 | DR: 1/1 | Power: 2/3 | Hatch: Closed Tokens: 1Burn Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. Bonny-Anne pops hatch well before reaching the rig silo. One foot planted on the lip of the cockpit, she closes her eyes as the rig fords the grease river. The subdermal circuits light up and her hair rises in a static halo as she pours power into her rigspike. Encoding a patterned charge in her weapon she merely needs to make contact with the enemy rig while the pilot is too distracted to run counterintrusion progs. Seeing the bounders of her crew descend upon the silo in parabolic fleetness she knows that won't be a problem. Her rig strides into a warzone, the 'fex whipping scythe blades through the air as it tries to connect with the harassing bounders. BAE lines up the shot. "Mine now." She fires. ENC: Rigspiking the 'fex: 1d8 5 FreeENC: Pop hatch Parrot Improv: 1d6 4 Parrot Industrial Equipment vs fex: 1d8 5 Murderous little bugger Not Alex fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Sep 8, 2020 |
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     HP: 2/2 Move: 2 (Shift) Scrap: 2 Luxe: 0 DR: 2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 0 Air // 3 Med // 0 Power // 0 Buff Hazard Tokens: 1 Warp, 2 Poison Cyber: 1/1 Muts: 2/4 Other: Ruptured 0XYGN8R (Cannot regain Air Units, and all hits will inflict a Burn Token) Augs posted:Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. [Unused this round] The Bounder moved at a breakneck clip towards the rig silo. Out of the corner of his cybereye, Dunk Tuggum spied a golden opportunity. He jerked the rig's controls into a sharp right towards a embankment that Dunk's EyeSoft tagged for Optimal Ramp-age. He went airborne, trajectory perfectly aimed. There was the screeching of metal as bounder met with Carnifex. The D-Breaker slammed the controls downwards. He had time for one utterance. "Grab a cold boy and OPEN THE GATES©" The bounders assault cannons hammered the top of the Carnifex, there was a crackle and sound not unlike tearing paper as the mighty rig's active defenses were overwhelmed. Dunk leapt back to safety, narrowly avoiding a retaliatory swipe. Yes, this would do [nicely]. Momentumx3+Combo Charge Attack vs Carnifex: 1d10 7 paper bag with a face fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Sep 8, 2020 |
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2. Cyka Cyka Boosts ACT! 3. Vatman Jones Vatman Improvises...Red Barrels explode! >Unctuous Horror is hit! Unctuous Horror hits Vatman! Vatman takes no damage (reduced from 2) and receives 1 Burn Token!  Unctuous Horror takes 2 damage and is destroyed! >Bounty +1 Vatman 5. Opal Dang-Cobra / 6. Acolyte / 16. The Late Johnson Filet-o-Mind Buffs itself! Filet-o-Mind Buffs Manburglar! Evasion Increase! Opal activates Hardlight Decoy! Filet-o-Mind hits Opal, undiverted by Hardlight Decoy! Opal is Fully Disabled! Torchlight misses Manburglar! Acolyte hits Manburglar! Power Attack! Johnson hits Manburglar! Manburglar misses Opal! Opal takes 1 damage (reduced from 2)! Opal's Adrenal Accelerator Boosts ACT, but Opal is Fully Disabled! Filet-o-Mind loses 1 Buff Token! Manburglar loses 1 Buff Token, takes 2 damage, and is destroyed! 7. Slitherin' Sidious / 14. Shines-in-Heaven Sidious hits Gristlegrinder! Shines hits Manburglar! Manburglar hits Shines, but MBC intercepts! Gristlegrinder misses Shines! Shines' MBC takes no damage (reduced from 2)! Gristlegrinder takes 4 damage (reduced from 5) and is destroyed! >Bounty: +2 Sidious Manburglar takes 3 damage and is destroyed! >Bounty: +1 Shines 8. Dunk Tuggum / 10. B.A. Elsewhere / 12. Theo Reticule Charge! Dunk hits Carnifex! Charge! Theo lays down Suppression! Carnifex Buffs itself x3! BAE pops Hatch! Rigspike! BAE hits Carnifex! Carnifex Discards 3 Buff tokens! Hoarding Horror Improvises...Industrial Equipment topples! >Carnifex is hit! Carnifex misses BAE! Carnifex takes 10 DAMAGE (reduced from 12) and is destroyed! >Bounty:BAE +3 >Bounty:Dunk +3 >Bounty:Theo +3 Challenge Complete posted:>Comedy is Tragedy Plus Blood: Land the killing blow on something that killed another Wrecker. (Valid Targets: Calorie Clown, Knight Barbacoa, Carnifex) 11. Talcum Bee Buzzem Talcum Excavates 811...Talcum receives Biological Sample! ProTeen attempts to Mug Meaty Slider...Talcum receives Slippery Scute!  Challenge Complete posted:>Meatse: Alter the geography of the map. Challenge Voided (Duplicate) posted:>Bad to the Bone 2: Excavate a bone tile and grab whatever is inside 15. Lonán Murder-Birb Lonán Boosts ACT!  Wreckers, take Action!  Sponsors-Only Map 
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WRECKER 16:The Late Johnson Mutations: Gelatinous Epidermis: Rad Tokens do not reduce Max HP; does not receive DR from non-mutation sources. HP: 2/2, Move: 3 Belt Tokens: Air 1/3, Power 3/4, Heal 2/3 Weapon: EZ-Snipe 1d8/1 +Junk, Range: 1 Familiar: 1/2, MBC Health: 3/3 DR: 0 Optiscope Counter: 0 Cash Money: 8L "Got one!" He looked over at the Filet. That was still up, and not at all splattered. He racked another bullet into the chamber and sucked air through his teeth. "Oh you just want to make this difficult do you?" FreeACT: Wide Scan ACT: If there are active enemy encounters in the Wide Scan: Ambush If there are no active enemy encounters in the Wide Scan: Tight Scan on 604 Opal and Acolyte can see the results of my scans.
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WRECKER 3: Vatman Jones(Unctuous Horror) HP: 2/4[6] Move: 3 Scrap: 01 Luxe: 037 DR: DR2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 0 Med // 3 Power // 0 Air Mutation [2/5]: Fibrous Ganglia (LVL1) (Mutation-based attacks are upscaled once per mutation possessed; subjects TN to be hit is 2) // Endosymbiotic Brood (LVL1) (Subject may discard 1 Token of choice per round without effect as a freeACT; AoE attacks are upscaled twice against the subject) Hazard Tokens: MINIONS (1/1 HP)After he had made sure that the horror was properly broiled, Vatman did not waste time in carving it up to bite-sized chunks. FreeACT: Endosymbiotic Brood to remove my Burn Token ACT: Salvage the Unctuous Horror I killed this turn and the one the shotdrone killed two turns back (taking 1 Air Token, Scrap, and any G-Nodes I can get)
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WRECKER 2: Cyka Cyber (2/4): Bone Lacing 1, Rail Loader 1 HP 3/3 Scrap: 1 Tokens: Sponsored by Brainfood Upcycled Nootropics. Know whose palms to GREEZ. Cyka set to work, making full use of their earlier preparations to maximise their outcome. ACT:Aimed, Boosted Greez harvest for Fry Guy
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WRECKER 7: Slitherin' Sidious Rig: 2/3 Power Tokens: 1 Burn HP: 2/2 (5/5 Broiler) MV: 4 (2 Broiler) DR: 1 (2 Broiler) HazDR: Burn 2 Hit TN: 4. Scrap: 2 Luxe: 17 Belt: 0/3 Air, 3/3 Med, 3/3 Power Tokens: 3 Poison Headhunter: Multiples of 4 = X2 Damage. Penetrator w/Power Attacks. Scan is freeACT. Cyber (2/2) Mutations (0/3) Utilities (2/2) Weapons (1/2) Armor (1/1) Minions (1/2) Jacklegz©: +1 MV Weapon Mount: EZ-Snipe mounted: attacks are upscaled, free to extract, cannot be destroyed while bound to aug. GroGutz: Loaded. +1 HP restored when using a Heal ACT. Fabrikit: Loaded. Spend Med units to repair synth targets with Heal ACT. Hazmat-B: Loaded on Saf-T Pal. Burn DR +2 CS-Moddie: ACT to install Grinder into CS-Suite. Kill confirmed, Slitherin' Sidious began clambering around inside the cockpit for a can of spare coolant to pipe off to the more hotly glowing sections of the rig. Like he was wont to, he simultaneously busied himself on the DVice. He had after all a very important task at hand. <"Shines, while you're busy feasting could you do a threat display for the camdrones? Or, well, I guess it'd be a smile? I feel like making a real Wreckord of your participation here and ya just gotta have that chease pict."> ACT: Remove Rig Burn Token freeSCAN: Tight Scan Shines-in-Heaven 
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"No, no, this is fine. Stop gnawing your fingernails, Gee, it's unseemly." Replacing weapon modification challenge with the following: Dee Bee En Oh: Demonstrate the battlefield efficacy of rigs by expending a fabrikit and advanced electronics or other crafting reagents to return the Carnifex to fighting shape. "Oh, and Theo, I see you." Sinister laughter.
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HP: 2/3 MV: 2 DR: 1 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 4. Scrap: 02. Luxe: 0 Belt: 0->3 Air, 3->3 Med, 1->3 Power. Tokens: Mutations (0/3) Cyber (1/2) Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round. Items: CS Suite I CS Armor Mod: Loyalty CS Armor Mod: Contractor Weapons: Items Loaned to "Time Traveler" Friends: Lónan turned her attention to the camera drones, pulling out her C-Companion in one well-practised Flourish. "G'day sparrowlings, your ol' pal Lónan here with a special message from Concordant. Whilst all the lootin' an' murder y'see on this show is all heavily supervised by the top hens at Wrecking Crew Orbital, that doesn't mean a lonely bird like me can hack it out here on my lonesome without some backup; which is why the Concordant Companion is right for me. With but a few simple button presses, it can itemize my wrecking schedule, keep tabs on power, med and air consumption and stock, all the while enablin' 2Can here to fly-by-wire! Yessir, with the C-Companion at my side, it leaves my hands free to *really* take care of business, such as interactin' with that strange fellow over there an' resupplying from the fabric8tr, all in the time it takes a normal wrecker to perform a regular ol' fashioned um-assisted scan! Buy yours today, and you too can become As Efficient As a Pirate. And remember, sparrowlings...  'unless it's from their cold, dead hands. Y'see, one is theft, the other is just recycling." Regular Act: Interact with Fabric8tr: Resupply Belt Regular Boosted ACT: Interact with Map Feature: Hazard Haggler: Accept Quest C-Companion Free Act Boosted BirbAct: Recover AutoFalconoid from Death Cache at 146 2Can fetch the thing: 1d8+1 8 If it's a free act, resupply C-Companion with 1 Scrap. Completing one charge of the Brag About Concordant Challenge.
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#12 - Theo Reticule, Rookie Junker HP: 2/2(5) Move: 1 Scrap: 08 -> +?? Luxe: 26 Sponsor: Magitek Mafia DR: DR 2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 1 -> 2 Med // 0 Power // 0 Air Hazard Tokens: 3 Rad Gamma Bounder: "TerraBrad" RigHP: 2/2 RigMove: 3 Jump RigDR: RigDR 1 RigPower: 3/3 Hatch: Closed Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [2/5]: Spinal Array (+1 Scan Range.) // Rigspike (A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3.) Weapons [2/2]: Pulse PoundR, "Rusty" (1d4/5 +Break, Melee. 1 Power & 1 Scrap: +2 Damage on Power Attack. 1 Mod Slot) // DPM Shotgun, (1d10/2 +Rampage, Missile. 2 Power: +1 Damage. 2 Mod Slots) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 2 (+2 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Utility [0/2]: none // Familiar [0/2]: none // Consumables: Sanigel // Items: MM-RATS Templ8 // Notes: Broken LEKTR0flangR (cannot regain Power Units, all hits inflict Disable1, FullACT: Spend 1 Scrap to repair) Listen Along: God is in the Radio - Queens of the Stone Age The Wrecker-pilot Theo Reticule had just outfitted his Gamma Bounder with a brand new paint job and a spiffy new Magitek Mafia Resource Acquisition Tooled Skimmer, and despite everything that had happened since, Theo was still in a state of shock processing what had just gone down in the fight against the Carnifex. While Theo had suppressed the Carnifex with his Breach Assault cannons, Dunk Tuggum had charged in at the giant Beta rig and slammed into its side to knock the mechanical terror off-balance, all while Bonny-Anne Elsewhere sprinted forward toward the Carnifex in her Gamma Enforcer with her hatch popped in order to secure the Rigspike hit. The spear tip of Bonny-Anne's Mr. Stinger punctured through the Carnifex's armor and delivered the rig some malware-based orders to shut it down, deactivating the Beta rig's weapons right as the Carnifex was wheeling its rotating ripper-arms directly towards Bonny-Anne's exposed throat. That's when Traditional Parrot - Bonny-Anne's pet Hoarding Horror - arrived on the scene to help out its mother figure. With a sticky frog tongue, the infant Horror-lizard lashed out and grabbed a support beam holding up a precariously-damaged section of the roof structure balanced over the Carnifex rig. The baby Horror pulled, and the entire upper building came crashing down over the Carnifex's cockpit. It was the perfect storm of unintended events, and yet, despite that, the three of them were still alive to tell the tale. Ra Maximum's horrid death to the whirling blades of the Carnifex had been avenged by them all, but most especially by their Hoarding Horror mascot 'Traditional Parrot,' who - quite adorably - had only been acting on instinct to help its parent. In his Gamma Bounder, Theo worked his way around the damaged Rig Silo collecting whatever bits and bobs he could of the broken building with his rig's new scrap scraper: the MM-RATS. While he worked, Theo made sure to leave a wide enough berth around the rekt Carnifex rig itself - that particular treasure trove of synthetic parts and armor plates was Bonny-Anne's to do with as she pleased. Action: > Note: Theo was at 7 Scrap when he received a DPM Rifle 2 SPO phases ago and he converted it to +1 Scrap, so he should be starting this ACT with 8 Scrap! Thanks. > FullACT: Theo redeems the MM-RATS Templ8 at the Rig Silo and installs the MM-RATS rig tool, replacing (and Theo obtaining) the GangBangR Tool! > FreeACT: Theo inputs code 'PATREON' at the Rig Silo to outfit his Gamma Bounder 'TerraBrad' with a Magitek Armor color scheme and a backwards red ball-cap on the cockpit. > FreeACT (after Dunk is done swapping parts, if possible): Theo Salvages Ra Maximum, Ra Maximum's Death Cache, Ra Maximum's unattended Gamma Enforcer, and (if possible) Salvage in a Destructive manner the Rig Silo with his Gamma Bounder's MM-RATS! > Salvage: Theo Salvages for 2 (Junker) +4 (Ra's held Scrap) +1 (excess Mr. Stinger) +1 (excess CS Armor I) +X (Gamma Enforcer) +X (Rig Silo) Scrap and salvages the downed units for +1 Med unit! > Death Cache Salvage: - CS Suite I: render unto Scrap, as noted above - Mr. Stinger: render unto Scrap, as noted above, stinging even unto its loss - CS Armor Mod - Pilot: equip - CS Armor Mod - Gunner: equip - The Face Krew Hat: retrieve (earmarked for Dunk Tuggum) > Potential Challenges Completed: - Magitek Mafia's >Hands-On Decursing, Step 1: Retrieve Ra Maximum's Hat from his Death Cache. - RookEngOrg's >WRECK-TOMY: Destroy an interactible map feature Sponsors: It's here, Magitek Mafia! I'm all ready to rock out like a rat-king with this MM-RATS installed! Thanks so much for that, and don't forget to throw out quickie announcement to celebrate me grabbing Ra Maximum's hat like you wanted! Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Sep 10, 2020 |
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HP: 5/5, Move: 2 Luxe: 0L [-1L this Hazard] Scrap: 2 Belt Tokens: 3 Med, 3 Power, 0 Air Hazard Tokens: 1 Poison Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk Equipped Utility mods: Hazmat-B [Burn DR +2] Augs: Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Jacklegz©: +1 Move Acolyte pressed the "Redeem Now!" button on the weapon mod kit, causing a jaunty jingle to play as it cycled between its various rewards. Before it could finish, however, the music suddenly shifted into a corrupted screeching as Acolyte's DVice warned that a program had installed itself into the rifle. "This Acolyte is starting to notice a trend of being hacked by sponsors and sponsor affiliates." ACT: Activating Weapon Mod Kit: 1d20 14 Gained Malware Emitter: Adds Crit:Disable trait. Gonna slot that into my DPM rifle assuming I can do that immediately.
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WRECKER 14: Shines-in-Heaven Shines-in-heaven: HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 3 Current DR: 2 Belt resources: Power: 1 Medical Units: 1 Air: 0 Tokens: 5 Poison 2 Warp Augmentations: Limits: 0C 5M Breed Talent - Venomous Bite: Gain a melee attack mode, 1d6/2 +Poison. M: Nuclear Arms: +1 damage with melee weapons, +1 per Rad Token, and may use Heavy Weapons without penalty; cannot use missile weapons. CS Suite II: Slots: 2 Medical: Automatically spend 1 Med-Unit when damaged Item reload status: - Retainers&Familiars: [X]MBC: 1/1 HP, 3DR With her opponents down, Shines-in-Heaven once again began taking them apart for everything that could be useful. As she was elbow-deep in Manburglar guts, Ned commed her: quote:<"Shines, while you're busy feasting could you do a threat display for the camdrones? Or, well, I guess it'd be a smile? I feel like making a real Wreckord of your participation here and ya just gotta have that chease pict."> With that the Lux-drone that provided her Halo glowed more brightly as she straightened up and presented herself, covered in grease and blood from her recent work. ACT: Salvage the Manburglar and Gristlegrinder for an extra loot roll at +1
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HP: 2/2 Move: 2 (Shift) Scrap: 2 Luxe: 0 DR: 2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 0 Air // 3 Med // 0 Power // 0 Buff Hazard Tokens: 1 Warp, 2 Poison Rig Status: 2/2 HP, Hatch: Closed Cyber: 1/1 Muts: 2/4 Other: Ruptured 0XYGN8R (Cannot regain Air Units, and all hits will inflict a Burn Token) Augs posted:Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. [Unused this round] "Well come to dawgshit hekk, lófaszt. Vengeance is mine, quoth Alvis. ©", Dunk uttered as the Carnifex was buried in rubble.. He followed up with a crackly, synthetic spitting noise. He spent a moment reverently staring at the remnants of Ra Maximum before getting back to business. ACT: If legal, swap Dunk's Bounder's GangBangR with the Manipulator Tool from Ra Maximum's Enforcer. If not, repair 0XYGN8R.
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WRECKER 10: Bonny-Anne Elsewhere HP: 3/3 | Move: 2/2 | DR: 1/1 | Med: 2/3 | Power: 2/3 | Air: 0/3 | Scrap: 2 | Luxe: 0 Mounted: Gamma Enforcer HP: 3/3 | Move: 3/3 | DR: 1/1 | Power: 2/3 | Hatch: Closed Tokens: 1Burn Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. Good boy fluff here. ACT: Feed Parrot the Canifex rig scrap
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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker HP: 4/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 30 DR: DR1 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 0 Power // 1 Air // 0 Scrap Hazard Tokens: none Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear (+1 Upscale) // Magneto-Mantle (Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase) // Adrenal Accelerator On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer (1d4/5 +Break, Melee) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 (+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Utility [1/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1 HP) // Fabrikit Repair Synthetic Targets with a Heal ACT Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight When the sudden splitting headache subsided, as quickly as it had arrived, Opal was flat on her back, staring up at the meaty ceiling of the cavern, sitting up just in time to avoid a falling blob of grease. As the hardlight projection of her (concert footage, natch) flickered and died, she got up and kicked the projector, steely boots sending shards of plastic into the wall. "Cheap fuckin' Pertinax junk! Oh, yeah, real fuckin' nice going there you bunch of feth-heads! Top of the market combat-tested my fuckin' rear end." She angrily started stomping the debris into further ruin, continuing her rant in a mocking tone. "'Oh, don't go with Galaxploitation or GEN, those are consumer-grade projectors, you want Pertinax, they're dead hard.' Yeah, and fuckin' deaf! Sound quality on that was fuckin' trash! I know what I sound like and it sure isn't like that. Tinny as poo poo. Yeah, good fuckin' job, Pertinax! You crossed ODC! You sold me a cheap piece of poo poo! That saleslackey is dead fuckin' meat next time I see him! Thinking he could pull a fast one on me. I'm going to dismember, enmember, and re-member that fucker until he wish he'd never been decanted! He's not the first to cross me, you hear? I've been here before! I've been looked down on every day of my goddamn life! Oh, Hazel, you're sooooo talented! Sooooo cool! Let me sign you to a sweetheart studio contract, Hazel! Oh, Opal, it's been cool hanging out and all, but can you get me your sister's number? I really want to meet her. Her slang-work is beyond the cutting edge! Oh, sorry Opal, but this recording deal was meant for Hazel, your name being on there's a typo. Can you pass the contract along? Yeah, I'll pass it along. Right into your loving faces! You're dead, you hear me? You're all dead! Don't call this a comeback, I've been here for years! I showed them what's fuckin' what, and I'll show them all! They're all gonna pay! YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN' REGRET THIS DAY YOU HEAR ME? YOU HEAR ME? MIC TEST TWO THREE, ODC IS COMING FOR YOU! WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' BACKS! YOU IN PARTICULAR, SIS! ODC IS COMING!!!!!" quote:>SIR THIS IS A WRECKDONALD'S DRIVETHRU: Miss with a d6 or greater attack, then go off on a rant that inadvertently brings to light a sordid personal event ACT: Angry Ranting (fully disabled) The Lord of Hats fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Sep 18, 2020 |
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2. Cyka  Cyka collects grease, and produces 2 Refined GREEZ!  3. Vatman Jones  Vatman's Endosymbiotic Brood removes 1 Burn Token! Vatman Salvages for 1 Scrap and 1 G-Node, and Replenishes 1 Air Unit! 5. Opal Dang-Cobra  Opal is Fully Disabled! Challenge Complete posted:>SIR THIS IS A WRECKDONALD'S DRIVETHRU: Miss with a d6 or greater attack, then go off on a rant that inadvertently brings to light a sordid personal event 6. Acolyte   Acolyte uses Weapon Mod Kit! [x]DPM Rifle is installed with Malware Emitter! 7. Slitherin' Sidious  Sidious removes 1 Burn Token from Broiler! Scanning... Shines-in-Heaven #14 H/OO Social Registry: t0h0 WCLTD 891-F Contractor Wrecker Unit designation Horrific Rival Influencer Dynasties have raided one another for all of history, but everything changed during InfitadaStreem, the first fielding of BioTitans by SMILEs for the purposes of SubConflict (cf. InstaGator vs TikTokadile). PaleoNationalist bloc NihonGenera ironically failed to capitalize on the new trend in a timely fashion, their KaijuGO line only appearing after optix had shifted to smaller, sleeker, infiltration-based mascoti. Liquidating significant cultural cache, NG innoculated entire vassal-moderator bloodlines with kaiju morphware, and began a widespread media campaign to retcon their external cultural significance in lines with internal metrics. Scan complete. 8. Dunk Tuggum  Dunk transfers Manipul8R from Enforcer to his Bounder!    10. B.A. Elsewhere  BAE feeds Carnifex remains to Hoarding Horror! Hoarding Horror is Bloated! [ooooox] Hoarding Horror falls into torpor!  11. Talcum Bee Buzzem  Talcum prepares Ambush! ProTeen prepares Ambush! 12. Theo Reticule   Death Cache (Ra Maximum) has been claimed by Theo Reticule! Theo receives 4 Scrap! Theo receives CS Suite 1...CS Suite 1 is converted to 1 Scrap! Theo receives Mr. Stinger...Mr. Stinger is converted to 1 Scrap! CS Suite 2 is equipped with CS-Pilot and CS-Gunner! Theo receives Cursed Chapeau!  Theo Salvages for 3 Scrap and Replenishes 1 Med Unit! Theo spends a Templ8 and installs Bounder with MM-RATS!   Challenge Complete posted:>Hands-On Decursing, Step 1: Retrieve Ra Maximum's Hat from his Death Cache. 14. Shines-in-Heaven  Shines Salvages for 2 Scrap! 15. Lonán Murder-Birb  Lonán spends 1 Scrap to Replenish all resources! Lonán accepts Big Boom Run!  Lonán uses Concordant Companion and deploys Autofalconoid to 146...Autofalconoid recovers Autofalconoid!  Death Cache (Eugenius McBuster) has been claimed by Lonán Murder-Birb! Lonán Reloads Concordant Companion with 1 Scrap. Challenge Complete posted:>Quality and Professionalism (Repeatable 4/5): After success in a Boosted Act, explain to the viewers how your efforts to do the job the right way contributed to your success. 16. The Late Johnson  Johnson Scans... 705: [Hazard] Purifier Transponder 805: Mutant Manburglar (Pursuit) Scan complete. Johnson prepares Ambush!  Grease Trap Talcum is stuck in a Grease Trap! Talcum loses 1 Air Unit! The Big Goodbye Manburglar explodes! >Opal avoids the blast! >Acolyte is hit for no damage! >Johnson avoids the blast! >Filet-o-Mind is hit for 1 damage! Round 9 HAZard Roulette! Privacy Policy: Wrecker locations and movements are revealed. 
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   Magitek Mafia "Sufficiently advanced Sponsor Luxe: 15 Sponsor "Inventory:" N/A Hey hey, Wreckers! Looks like ya got the easy part taken care of with that hat. Now it's time to get to work, decursing ain't easy! New Challenge: Hands-On Decursing, Step 2 - Defeat 5 foes while wearing the Cursed Chapeau. (Can be completed over multiple engagements.) Challenges: It's Rigged All The Way Down - Destroy a Rig in a single attack. The Pertinax Pro-lapse (Repeatable 2/5) - After failing a roll or taking damage, explain exactly why it's Pertinax's fault that such a terrible fate has befallen you. Hands-On Decursing, Step 2 - Defeat 5 foes while wearing the Cursed Chapeau. (Can be completed over multiple engagements.) Podima fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Sep 11, 2020 |
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 aha there it is folks it was the hat's fault, not mine Luxe: 15 Challenges[3]: 1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal. sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag. memetic combat: after succeeding at an unBoosted ACT, discuss how fuckin' winging it is the way to go
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WRECKER 2: Cyka Cyber (2/4): Bone Lacing 1, Rail Loader 1 HP 3/3 Scrap: 2 Tokens: Sponsored by Brainfood Upcycled Nootropics. Make friends, or make friends. Cyka looked at their Wreckterminal, intrigued: Map blips, followed by com blips. A few bursts of inter-Wrecker communication followed, data travelling back and forth between the folks in proximity. All in all, it was a very promising development. Cyka's blip remained stationary, one last GREEZ to obtain. MOV: Aim.
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  Aethelred looks into a camdrone that drifted nearby during Opal's rant, smiling disarmingly and shaking his head. "Up here in the sponsor lounge we run afoul of this kind of ire now and then, especially if we represent something a hapless Wrecker blames for their present misfortune." He gestures down toward a threev dimensional holo of the playing field projected into the centre of the lounge. "Such is the case down there with the less successful sister of our colorful hostess Hazel, coupled in her case with a particularly large chip on her shoulder. It's understandable, especially when you factor in the cheap ratings and luxegrabbing posturings of that mustachioed clown Donato and his little band of merry mafiosi. I don't blame her for being angry, but it's common knowledge that all equipment and materiel used in Wrecking Crew has been carefully tuned and gamified by Wrecking Crew murderologists, and that first and foremost Wreckers live and die by their wits. One can't blame Pertinax for one's own failures. One can, though, hold moustache twirling dunces up as objectionable. It's almost as though he's trying to goad me into airstriking the poor girl." changing challenge Dee Bee En Oh to the following: Nomerta: speak out against the criminal practices of the Magitek Mafia, personally insult Donato Magnifico, or make fun of his moustache. Hexenritter fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Sep 11, 2020 |
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 #12 - Theo Reticule, Rookie Junker HP: 2/2(5) Move: 1 Scrap: 17 Luxe: 36 Sponsor: Magitek Mafia DR: DR 2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 2 Med // 0 Power // 0 Air Hazard Tokens: 3 Rad Gamma Bounder: "TerraBrad" RigHP: 3/2(+1) RigMove: 3(+1) Jump RigDR: RigDR 1 RigPower: 3/3 Rig Attacks: +1up/+1dam Rig Hatch: Closed Rig Tools: Magitek Mafia Resource Acquisition Tooled Skimmer (ACT: Salvage. 1 Rig Power: +1 Scrap or restore an extra Resource unit from Salvaging) // K-Drive (+Momentum) Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [2/5]: Spinal Array (+1 Scan Range.) // Rigspike (A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3.) Weapons [2/2]: Pulse PoundR, "Rusty" (1d4/5 +Break, Melee. 1 Power & 1 Scrap: +2 Damage on Power Attack. 1 Mod Slot) // DPM Shotgun, (1d10/2 +Rampage, Missile. 2 Power: +1 Damage. 2 Mod Slots) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 2 (+2 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Utility [0/2]: none // Familiar [0/2]: none // Consumables: Sanigel // Items: GangBangR Rig Tool // Cursed Chapeau Notes: Broken LEKTR0flangR (cannot regain Power Units, all hits inflict Disable1, FullACT: Spend 1 Scrap to repair) // Cocklaphobic Nightmare (Additional Units added to hostile encounters) Listen Along: Do the Astral Plane - Flying Lotus The rig-bound Wrecker Theo Reticule unhooked his reloader tube from the MM-RATS console deck with a hissing pop. His suit's supply of medifluid had been partially refilled from the supplies he'd salvaged at the rig silo, which was a good thing for Theo because the Wrecker had some serious self-healing to do. That last drone that Magitek Mafia had sent him wasn't quite as high-quality as the standard contactless liver-scrubbers he was used to at the discount heath centers, and that was saying a lot. Theo had remembered feeling sick to his stomach before the DTOXdrone had struck him, almost like he was going through liver failure (like the time he drank all that chocolate liqueur), but now that he'd been hit with the DTOXdrone's irradiating blast, Theo was was feeling an entirely different kind of worse: flush-faced and drained of energy with the chills, almost like he'd had a fever and a cold coming on all at once. His muscles felt like wet noodles and he tasted metal on his tongue as he lurched about in his Bounder's bouncing cockpit. 'TerraBrad' was the designation of Theo's rig, and now that the suped-up Gamma Bounder had gotten its custom, grease-proofed black and gold-trim paint job at the rig silo it was ready to look the part of a magical suit of armor. As for his rig-piloting skills, Theo had managed to install the Combat Suite Armor Mods that he'd recovered from Ra Maximum's remains, and he was shocked to see how much easier they made everything inside the cockpit of a rig. Suddenly, Theo's interactive visuals were overlaid with weapon-aiming assistants, overdrive modes, and adaptive shielding systems for TerraBrad, allowing him to access new strategies in his rig-riding that he'd never known were possible. There was a silver lining to Ra Maximum, Theo mused, both in life and in death. "Thanka, Ra, for everything." Theo murmured inside his cockpit, looking at his Pulse Pounder and reverently placing the dead man's hat on his head. The lights of Theo's rig interior suddenly flashed bright as the Wrecker received a live update to his mini-map through official Wrecking Crew channels. There were just a few clusters of Wreckers spread throughout the meateor's interior. Some of them were by the Fabric8r, some of them were scattered to the north of the Luxe Crucible, and Theo and his group were over by the Rig Silo, right next to... "Holl'on, is that Wrecker number three over there: Vatman Jones?" Theo blurted out over the comms. He broadcast the message far afield so that everyone within his Spinal Array's comms range should theoretically be able to hear him. "Helloz, Vatman." When Vatman Jones didn't immediately respond to the comms callout, Theo reined in his permissions and spoke to only his local rig-piloting companions Bonny-Anne and Dunk Tuggum as an aside, "Dunk, think we should buzz by him in our Bounders, see what he does? Unless he's chillax, his head's worth stacks. While we're at it, I'd like to flush out that Sarco-Ho, too. Whaddya think?" With a couple quick adjustments with his CS Modules, Theo had diverted TerraBrad's weapons power to its leg pistons, increasing the Gamma Bounder's already-impressive speed without draining excess power. The irradiated rig-riding dog-boy was ready to go! Movement: (ALL may peek) > With his Bounder's 4 Jump movement, Theo hops northwest to the bone zone and back east, building momentum!: 142 -> 133 -> 122 -> 123 -> 134! Sponsors: Alrighty, Magitek Mafia - your MM-RATS is working beautifully! I was able to recover most everything that Ra Maximum had on him... he had quite a lot of good stuff, including that hat you wanted! I've put it on top of my cranial cap, just to see how it looks! It's a little beat up, to be honest, but I'm sure it'll be a hit with all the fans at home! I feel like I'm channeling the Wreckers of seasons past! Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Sep 11, 2020 |
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HP: 2/3 MV: 2 DR: 1 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 4. Scrap: 0 Luxe: 23 Belt: 3 Air, 3 Med, 3 Power. Tokens: Mutations (0/3) Cyber (1/2) Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round. Items: CS Suite I CS Armor Mod: Loyalty CS Armor Mod: Contractor Weapons: Items Loaned to "Time Traveler" Friends:  Retrieving the eggy stand-by form of the recharging Autofalconoid "McThrall" former companion to the late McBuster, from the victorious talons of 2Can with unabashed glee, Lónan beams at her camera-drone following. "Now this is the start of a proper menagerie. Just like they used to tell us in Simurghschool, all you need is a few birbs and a plan, and soon all the skies of the world will be yours!" After this important message is conveyed, her dVice bleeps a torrent of new message notifications. The (ex) pirate swiftly replies, offering Talcum and Cyka scan-data and air superiority in return for future cooperation and crafting services. Hefting her only somewhat leaking explosive barrel on top of her Motile Biocover, she prepares her Wrexo-suit's systems with a few choice gobs of PowerCell, fresh from the Fabric8tr. MOV: Power Move! 809->808->807->806 Swedish Thaumocracy fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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A chime on Wrecker DVices, followed by the Concordant Company logo and Hilde Stahl's impassive face. "On behalf of the Concordant Company, let me extend my hope for Wrecker Lónan's success in delivery of unstable materials. With proper contract negotiation and representation, such freelance work can prove even more profitable than ever before. Let me also express my hopes for effective cooperation between Wreckers, working together to mutually support each others' goals. Director Stahl out."
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WRECKER 16:The Late Johnson Mutations: Gelatinous Epidermis: Rad Tokens do not reduce Max HP; does not receive DR from non-mutation sources. HP: 2/2, Move: 3 Belt Tokens: Air 1/3, Power 3/4, Heal 2/3 Weapon: EZ-Snipe 1d8/1 +Junk, Range: 1 Familiar: 1/2, MBC Health: 3/3 DR: 0 Optiscope Counter: 0 Cash Money: 8L "We got a bogey incoming ladies, I'll try and make the the problem go away" Commented The Late Johnson, loading the EZ-Snipe with malicious intent. MOV: Aim Sponsor: The EZ-Snipe is alright for long range tickling but it's a bit piddly, I could use something more higher calibre if you know what I mean
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  "Aethelred my lad I could have sworn I heard you talking that big red mechanical monstrosity of yours up before all this kicked off. While it managed to turn one wrecker into delicious looking cutlets, I did expect more. Ah well, guess I can't have everything." "But I can have that wonderful looking hat!" All Wrecker D-vices ping and make a little warbling sound reminiscent of trumpets being used from the wrong end.  "Hello my delightful friends, I know it's been a while, but I must ask you all a favor. While I know you are all eventually going to send me the head of that troglodyte Vatman Jones, and don't worry dear Vatman I promise to have you stuffed and preserved and hung in a place of honor, I would also like that hat off of the dogboy's head. Whoever gets me that hat not only will receive that lux prize I know you all want, but I may just dip into my coffers and send a little extra your way." Replacing the mining challenge since it can't happen any more. Haberdasher's Dream: Send the Cursed Chapeau to Diamond IAMC. Extra points if Vatman's head is wearing it and you send them both.
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HP: 6/6 MV: 3 DR: 3 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 5. Scrap: 05. Luxe: 065 Belt: 2 Air, 3 Med, 3 Power. Tokens: 6 Infest, 1 Rad, 1 Poison. Sponsor: Diamond IAMC. Hiver (Protean): Access to Hiver Challenge List. +1 to Craft Rolls. ACT: Apiculture a consumable. Headhunter X-Train: Crit = 2x Damage. Cyber (0/2) Mutations (4/4) Worm that Walks (B-Vo): Max HP cannot be reduced below # of Infest. Abilities/gear that spend/transfer Infest cost 1 fewer Token. Lamellar Thorax (B-Vo): +2DR; spend Nuclear Arms (Lvl2): +1 damage with melee, +1 per Rad Token. No heavy weapon penalty. Missile attacks downscaled twice. Exo-Propolis (B-Vo): Consume 2 Scrap as an ACT to repair a Map Feature or restore 2 HP to a synth unit, or during a Craft as a Lvl 1 Crafting Component. Fumig8R: Loaded. ENC: Spend X Air to perform indiscriminate 1d8/AoE X-Infest. Kid Squid: 3/3 HP. Toby the MBC: 1/1 HP 3DR. Fixed ENC: Bodyguard Kid Squid. All is silent except for the slurping of the slider as it searches through the bone cloud for evasive prey. Local Card(s): Grease Trap & Meaty Slider Location: 810 ENC: Aim Kid Squid "Orders": Aim
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