WWE Discussion is Slapjack, T-Bar and Mace in September, 2020

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Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Lid posted:

didn't know you could trademark Ricochet

# ? Sep 11, 2020 23:50

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:24

DogsInSpace!: Sep 11, 2001; Fun Shoe

Pope Corky the IX posted:

It�s pretty amazing that Matt Hardy has been able to come up with a bunch of reinventions of his character while all Jeff Hardy has is Willow and Itchweed(?).

Since people won't look it up.... enjoy WWE goons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BasP6plMlZU
This is only one thing we TNA fans have suffered over the years.

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Lid posted:

didn't know you could trademark Ricochet

# ? Sep 11, 2020 23:55

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

in 2006 when jeff hardy was in between tna and wwe stints i messaged him on myspace saying i hope someone would pick him up again soon since he's too talented at a young age to not be featured anywhere, not even wsx. he told me thanks and then offered me a bunch of hardy show dvds for $20 including one that was just titled "the origins of itchweed". i declined the offer but now i kind of wonder if i missed out on a potential treasure trove of wild drug induced bullshit that would make for great youtube content today.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:00

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

did his MySpace autoplay music from Peroxwhy?gen because I'm imagining a Jeff Hardy MySpace and need to get the full picture

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:02

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

JOHN CENA posted:

in 2006 when jeff hardy was in between tna and wwe stints i messaged him on myspace saying i hope someone would pick him up again soon since he's too talented at a young age to not be featured anywhere, not even wsx. he told me thanks and then offered me a bunch of hardy show dvds for $20 including one that was just titled "the origins of itchweed". i declined the offer but now i kind of wonder if i missed out on a potential treasure trove of wild drug induced bullshit that would make for great youtube content today.

I like that you messaged him just to be nice and he went full Virgil and tried to sell you DVD's anyway

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:02

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Willow is amazing. Not good. Lord no. But amazing. Truthfully I think Jeff just realized he could do that laugh and then designed a character around it.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:03

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

Orange Carlisle posted:

I like that you messaged him just to be nice and he went full Virgil and tried to sell you DVD's anyway

ABC:
Always
Be
Workin

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:03

Rusty Shackelford: Feb 7, 2005

sk posted:

here you go! the title made its way from FCW to the indies, then traveled over to Japan with Lance (Archer) Hoyt in mid-2013 and has lived there since (apart from a couple trips back to the US and Mexico). notably it has been on the line for two IWGP IC Title matches and 30 IWGP HW Title matches, including the Okada/Omega 7* match at WK11. pretty wild!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bVWXUEqwtQlpzIQuSCeUQGWMkP5H1WJZEqSLv-RoaH0/edit?usp=sharing

(this has been a pretty lovely day for me, so thanks for giving me something to keep me distracted for a few hours )

Thanks! I'm glad that I was able to help make your day less lovely.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:05

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Quantum of Phallus posted:

ABC:
Always
Be
Workin

2nd prize is a Willow DVD, 3rd prize is you're fired

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:06

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Although for TNA it would be YOUR FIRED!!

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:06

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Lid posted:

didn't know you could trademark Ricochet

God loving drat :lol:

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:07

JUNGLE BOY: Sep 23, 2019

Willow is better than The Fiend

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:08

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Willow is better than The Fiend

Two wrongs don't make a right!

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:10

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

pee is better than poo poo

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:10

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Jiro posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5-LN_LHU2I

Bored at work, and going down a Youtube rabbit hole I stumbled across this. An interesting story as to why WWE2k20 is absolute poo poo.

He did this video too early because literally in the new year the game would no longer work because a flag in the programming claimed support was cancelled

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:14

Ivypls: Aug 24, 2019

i feel like the difference between jeff and matt is the same as the difference between tim burton and david lynch

i will not elaborate on this

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:15

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

one is Grant Morrison and the other is Geoff Johns

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:17

Nipponophile: Apr 8, 2009

Orange Carlisle posted:

Two wrongs don't make a right!

No, but they could make a TAG TEAM!

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:19

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Lid posted:

did his MySpace autoplay music from Peroxwhy?gen because I'm imagining a Jeff Hardy MySpace and need to get the full picture

it had a full friggin albumb

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:21

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Reminder that Jeff was clearly drunk and/or high as a kite with the Willow debut and botched as soon as he entered the ring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hHA6pQkdL4

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:27

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

That didn't look like a botch to me. It just seemed like a wild lunge at Spud in keeping with the character.

Of course you would not be wrong to describe the character as fundamentally "high as a kite."

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:41

Golden Bee: Dec 24, 2009; I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

The mask is so unthinkably ugly.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 00:42

Spiderdrake: May 12, 2001

Nipponophile posted:

No, but they could make a TAG TEAM!

Deleters of Worlds was my favorite Bray thing after Muscle Man Dance

# ? Sep 12, 2020 01:00

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

# ? Sep 12, 2020 02:46

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/EhrcUUDXgAIaQ59.mp4

# ? Sep 12, 2020 02:48

yea ok: Jul 27, 2006

off the toppa the caaaage!!

# ? Sep 12, 2020 02:48

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Hey guys remember how the BRAND TO BRAND INVITATIONAL has ALWAYS been restricted to once a quarter? Like, that's ALWAYS been how it works, that's just a given.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 02:55

Accident Underwater: Oct 21, 2005; You look like a star!

KungFu Grip posted:

https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/EhrcUUDXgAIaQ59.mp4

AJ Styles is writing the Funhouse now

# ? Sep 12, 2020 02:55

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Smackdown Results 9/11:

Detailed Results here.
Paul Heyman introduced Universal Champion Roman Reigns and his challenger Jey Uso. Corbin and Sheamus interrupted and Jey challenged them to a tag match - Roman seemed uncommitted.
Intercontinental Champion Sami Zayn was furious that Jeff Hardy was being called the IC Champion, tried to shut down the production truck, was escorted from ringside by Adam Pearce, then returned to assault AJ Styles and fake IC Champion Jeff Hardy during their fake title match.
Michael Cole reminded everybody the BRAND TO BRAND INVITATIONAL rules have always been that it is a once a quarter thing.
The BRAND TO BRAND INVITATIONAL rules have NEVER been that it was a once a quarter thing.
The Street Profits gatecrashed Nakamura and Cesaro's championship lounge.
Sami Zayn and Jeff Hardy brawled in the trainer's room.
Lucha House Party defeated Shinsuke Nakamura and Cesaro in a non-title tag match after the champs were distracted by the Street Profits throwing a party in their championship lounge.
Raw is now being heavily advertised as "IN YOUR FACE" for no apparent reason.
Smackdown Women's Champion Bayley cut an in-ring promo declaring she knew Sasha was trying to use her but she used her first, got what she wanted from her and now doesn't need her anymore.
Nikki Cross defeated Tamina, Lacey Evans and Alexa Bliss (who left halfway through the match) despite being attacked with a chair pre-match by Bayley and hit with a Sister Abigail by Alexa halfway through. Nikki now gets ANOTHER title shot against Bayley.
A video - unacknowledged by commentary - of a blonde woman in heels aired.
Otis beat John Morrison in a tag match. Miz ran away with Otis' lunchbox which he thinks has the Money in the Bank contract in it.
Backstage Otis revealed he still had the contract, and Miz discovered an apple core in the lunchbox.
On Firefly Funhouse, new puppet Pasquale the Persevering Parrot had died waiting in its box for Bray to reveal it. The puppet Vince introduced Wobbly the Walrus, a clear Paul Heyman rip-off.
Roman Reigns and Jey Uso defeated Baron Corbin and Sheamus in a tag match. Roman showed up late, tagged himself in after Jey did all the work, hit a single spear and got the pin.
Jey raised Roman's hand on the entrance ramp to celebrate, and Roman seemed irritated at Jey's "presumptuousness".
GDT Discussion here.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Sep 12, 2020

# ? Sep 12, 2020 02:58

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Roman being mad about being touched is overdoing it a little

# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:02

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Intruder posted:

Roman being mad about being touched is overdoing it a little

Gonna start getting shots in the rear end soon.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

Roman being mad about being touched is overdoing it a little

Probably a better way to put it is that he seemed offended at the presumptuousness of Jey thinking he could raise his arm or consider them as partners/on an equal footing.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:04

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Probably a better way to put it is that he seemed offended at the presumptuousness of Jey thinking he could raise his arm or consider them as partners/on an equal footing.

No I was watching so I knew what you meant

I meant that him being upset at his family member doing it is going into the transcending villainy into cartoonish supervillainy territory

I think it would have been better if Roman acted like everything was great and Jey was doing his best to be happy about it but also kind of aggravated at how it came about

# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:06

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

The makeover of Carmella to Carmellalina

# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:07

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

RIP Pasquale, he never had his chance to shine.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:11

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

God the way WWE ruined Emma still stings me to this day

Her heel gimmick was perfect

# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:15

CopywrightMMXI: Jun 1, 2011; One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Im saying this just based on reading recaps, but the Uso/Roman thing actually seems like a decent little storyline.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:32

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Is Alexa possessed now, and should Braun care seeing as I guess that's kinda his fault

# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:34

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Im saying this just based on reading recaps, but the Uso/Roman thing actually seems like a decent little storyline.

I like it. I mean, it doesn't make any sense that WWE is just seemingly fine with him not showing up till halfway or later through matches, but character wise it's working well and has some fun potential.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:42

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:24

Critical: Aug 23, 2007

that ONCE A QUARTER GODDAMMIT deal is the most vince thing ever

no one remembers or cares about the loving BRAND TO BRAND INVITATIONAL but here comes vincent k mcmahon, wwe's answer to the question nobody was asking, to clarify the loving rules because you marks are morons

# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:56

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