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 Rook Engineered Organisms This is Rook. We stand corrected. It may have once only been a hat, but now it is INVesTED With that most unfathomable of qualities: hype. Let us see if we can do something a little more with it... This was Rook. New Challenge: FASCINATING FASCINATOR - Apifactor or D-form the Cursed Chapeau
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 "Oh, William, don't be so pre-disappointed! They haven't just reused that Carnifex, they've... well, at the risk of being a bore, they've upcycled it. Aren't you curious to see what that horror is going to molt into? It's exciting! It's interesting! It's... a bit of a consolation prize for Aethelred, I'll yield, but nonetheless!" Susan pauses. "We've got a lot of lovely creatures on the field right now, and I don't just mean the Wreckers. Let's get that out on the socialstreams." Setting a new challenge in my empty slot: Everyone Loves Pet Selfies (Repeatable, 0/5): Take a selfie with your familiar and give it a cute caption!
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 hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat anyway, rook, i'm taking something out of your playbook here Luxe: 15 Challenges[3]: 1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal. memetic combat: after succeeding at an unBoosted ACT, discuss how fuckin' winging it is the way to go sentience escalation: convert the Cursed Chapeau into a familiar or retainer.
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Rook Engineered Organisms This is Rook. Wrecker [Vatman] You remain alive. This is well. Continue to remain so. This was Rook. Send Vatman a HEALdrone with an Experimental MBC (+DR) for 38 (20 from Rook, 18 from Vatman)
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 "Huh, do we have an open challenge slot? Fine, go... I don't know, go see if there's some kind of sentient brain controlling the biological functions of the thing just in case it tries to sue us for all this beautiful sphincter footage we've potentially collected without permission." A brain to pick, (part 1?) - Find proof that the meateor is capable of thought
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galaxatives might i remind you that though i am loath to admit it it hasn't even been proven that I can think yet Luxe: 15 Challenges[3]: 1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal. memetic combat: after succeeding at an unBoosted ACT, discuss how fuckin' winging it is the way to go sentience escalation: convert the Cursed Chapeau into a familiar or retainer.
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  Sponsor Activity posted:Rook spends 38L (20REG, 18VJ) for HEALdrone Delivery of [X]MBC. Vatman receives [X]MBC!   And we're Back...A blunt instrument without procgen gesture2 support, but also without...typhoid or w/e...difficult devget to ding. A by-no-means-murder-victim from A Future thanks you...Pearl? Sincere consumers of urAuthored Media in A Future, and your prehistoric insight mods can't tell you otherwise. Piß and prego.Acolyte receives I-Driver!  Dunk receives Gamma Sponsor Crate...it contains a Power Cell!  The dinosaur-handling technology of Your Time is well-known to be laughably inadequate, so as thanks for that antique e-stim dangus, accept ye yon third-favourite convincer. ESILU.Lonán receives B3-FRNDR!  pre:ACCOUNTS 2. Cyka 19 3. Vatman Jones 19 5. Opal Dang-Cobra 44 6. Acolyte -1 7. Slitherin' Sidious 17 8. Dunk Tuggum 3 10. B.A. Elsewhere 19 11. Talcum Bee Buzzem 65 12. Theo Reticule 36 14. Shines-in-Heaven 80 15. Lonán Murder-Birb 23 16. The Late Johnson 8 RookEngOrg presents Kill-o-Vision® posted:Acolyte: 4 Kills (Bounty: 40L) Sponsor Stipend posted:Rook +10 pre:RookEngOrg 10 Wrecktumix X:Vatman Pertinax AmmoFab 30 DPM Charon X:S-I-H Gu$tav 20 FIXR Drone X:0 Diamond IAMC 32 Rockmuncher X:Talcum Turnt™ 6 Specialty Item TBD 1 Gamma Crate X:0 Magitek Mafia 25 MM-RATS X:Theo Psichonumen 10 Specialty Item TBD X:BAE Brainfood 20 Specialty Item TBD X:Cyka Concordant 15 Conc. Companion X:Lonan Galaxploitation Media 15 Horror Hammock X:0 Slüus™ 15 Specialty Item TBD X:Dunk Tzol Publishing 5 Specialty Item TBD X:TLJ ____________________________________________________________ Wrecker Retirement Fund 0 Sponsor Challenges posted:RookEngOrg   Wreckers, get Moving! 
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     HP: 5/5, Move: 2 Luxe: 0L [-1L this Hazard] Scrap: 2 Belt Tokens: 3 Med, 3 Power, 0 Air Hazard Tokens: 1 Poison Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk Equipped Utility mods: Hazmat-B [Burn DR +2] Augs: Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Jacklegz©: +1 Move Acolyte stares blankly at the hammer, before realizing the mistake. "Wait, this one is Acolyte, not Pear-" And then the time traveler vanished once again, leaving a no doubt furious Opal behind. Acolyte walks up to the Late Johnson and speaks in a low voice, "It would be prudent to stay put and let her rant for as long as she needs to. Afterwards, this shall never be spoken of again." Move: Aim
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  Director Stahl authorises a transfer, looking up to address the Tzol Publishing representative in the sponsor lounge. "As stipulated by our prior agreement, I am authorising a luxe transfer to the control of Tzol Publishing for the benefit of Wrecker Johnson. Thank you for cooperating with me in order to fulfill the obligation I took on to assist Wrecker Johnson." Following this, the Late Johnson's DVice chimes, bringing up the Concordant logo followed by Hilde's face. "Wrecker Johnson. I have completed a luxe transfer to your sponsor; this should hopefully soon manifest itself in the weapons delivery I previously promised to you. Good luck to you and your partners in your future Wrecking, and may your sponsorship bring you benefit. Director Stahl out." Transferring 15L to Tzol Publishing. nweismuller fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Sep 13, 2020 |
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 Long after the night shift had settled into their cubidorms and entered their weekend workflow, Dr. Skipp Wiley Sr. was still at the desk of his corner office, getting deep into his cups while simulcasting the Wreckers' feeds on his office's massive holo-display. Dr. Wiley slugged back the last dregs of his murky, fizzy drink, warily eyed the glass in his hand as though it had personally insulted him, and then slammed the empty cup down on the button to order another one. He was going to have to start rationing his ethanol intake for the night if he wanted to make it home to his own bed at some point, so he dialed down the outbound order to only contain 80% of the normal BooZ content. Leaning back in his smoothly ergonomic anti-grav office chair, Dr. Wiley kicked his feet up onto the chair's extendable leg rest and tucked his hands behind his head. His world was starting to swirl a little bit... What had he been doing that had gotten him to this state today? That's right: Junior - his precocious growing boy - had told him that he wanted to be Wrecker when he grew up, just like his original had told him so many cycles ago. "Oh - whazzat?" Dr. Wiley stumbled out of a stupor, sitting up in his chair at the sound of his office door opening. A friendly robot face emerged and wheeled inside. "Oh - it's just you, Anderos." The new cafébot whisked up to Dr. Wiley's desk, skirting around the holo feed, and delivered the balding man his Longest Island Ice-T: Diet Nightcap. "Your drink," it meted out in a synthetic bleat. "'Atta boy, Anderos," muttered Dr. Wiley as he curled his hands around the refreshingly frosty drink glass. The server-bot Anderos retrieved the empty glass Dr. Wiley had left on his desk and departed from the room without another word. As Dr. Wiley took a sip from his liquid intoxicant, his eyes blearily locked onto something on the holo-screen: a detail he hadn't noticed before. "Wait - - - I reck'nize that fuggn' hat!" Dr. Wiley blurted, and he suddenly set his drink aside and sat upright to type something out into his sponsor console. "I gotta stop Junior from killin' 'mself." COSMIQ SURVIVAL CHALLENGES:
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WRECKER 3: Vatman Jones       (2x Unctuous Horror)HP: 3/4[6] Move: 3 Scrap: 02 Luxe: 019 DR: DR2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 0 Med // 3 Power // 1 Air Mutation [2/5]: Fibrous Ganglia (LVL1) (Mutation-based attacks are upscaled once per mutation possessed; subjects TN to be hit is 2) // Endosymbiotic Brood (LVL1) (Subject may discard 1 Token of choice per round without effect as a freeACT; AoE attacks are upscaled twice against the subject) Hazard Tokens:   MINIONS (1/1 HP)(1/1 HP)A harsh metallic tang in his ears. A Wrecker was making contact. Troublesome, for noncorp 2ways required an active comprehension of words spoken, rather than the far more efficient subconscious neurodrivers that sponsor messages could be made elicit. If it had the capacity to sigh, Vatman's auto-pedagogic neo-cortex would have done so as it unencrypted the cultural flash genengrams where conscious awareness of language was encoded. It was a deeply painful experience. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", Vatman said. "Hello", he continued. MOV: Today, I think, would perhaps be a good time, in my humble opinion, to take some AIM
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WRECKER 14: Shines-in-Heaven      Shines-in-heaven: HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Current DR: 2 Belt resources: Power: 1 Medical Units: 1 Air: 0 Tokens: 5 Poison 2 Warp Augmentations: Limits: 0C 5M Breed Talent - Venomous Bite: Gain a melee attack mode, 1d6/2 +Poison. M: Nuclear Arms: +1 damage with melee weapons, +1 per Rad Token, and may use Heavy Weapons without penalty; cannot use missile weapons. CS Suite II: Slots: 2 Medical: Automatically spend 1 Med-Unit when damaged Item reload status: - Retainers&Familiars: [X]MBC: 1/1 HP, 3DR quote:<"And who knows? There's a pveepin' challenge on, might be someone's fool enough to snatch for the early bird lead. Speakin' of foos, HAZ tagged other Wreckers along our path. Don't imagine it changes our plan, but we might ping 'em as we pass, yeh?"> With that remark Shines-in-Heaven fell back in behind the Ned's rig. MOV: 602 -> 603 -> 705
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WRECKER 10: Bonny-Anne Elsewhere         HP: 3/3 | Move: 2/2 | DR: 1/1 | Med: 2/3 | Power: 2/3 | Air: 0/3 | Scrap: 2 | Luxe: 6 Mounted: Gamma Enforcer HP: 3/3 | Move: 3/3 | DR: 1/1 | Power: 2/3 | Hatch: Closed Tokens: 1Burn Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. "Be stunmazed as the pirate queen carefully moves a sleeping tyke." The rig's speakers blare and the manipulator sways unsteadily but the now bloated horror's metabolic catatonia is strong. Move: 134 dragging Parrot
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         HP: 2/2 Move: 2 (Shift) Scrap: 2 Luxe: 0 DR: 2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 0 Air // 3 Med // 0 Power // 0 Buff Hazard Tokens: 1 Warp, 2 Poison Rig Status: 2/2 HP, Hatch: Closed Cyber: 1/1 Muts: 2/4 Other: Ruptured 0XYGN8R (Cannot regain Air Units, and all hits will inflict a Burn Token) Augs posted:Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. [Unused this round] Dunk wordlessly followed behind Theo, eye focused on the prize. That Hat... MOV: Jumping 142 -> 133 -> 129 -> 134, get dat momentum
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     #5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker HP: 4/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 30 DR: DR1 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 0 Power // 1 Air // 0 Scrap Hazard Tokens: none Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear (+1 Upscale) // Magneto-Mantle (Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase) // Adrenal Accelerator On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer (1d4/5 +Break, Melee) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 (+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Utility [1/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1 HP) // Fabrikit Repair Synthetic Targets with a Heal ACT Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight Opal watched quietly as the Time Traveler handed the hammer--her hammer--over to Acolyte. There was a slight twitch of an eyelid as the Time Traveler got her name wrong. She continued staring at the empty space long after the Futurefugee was gone. "Aight. Loud and clear, futureman. Loud and fuckin' clear. Hit it, Groupie." "This is a story, all about how A war started up, 'tween the to-be and the now So just sit back a minute, take in this beat Let me tell you all the reasons that the future is dead meat. O-D-C, just those letters one-two-three Fuckin' simple to remember, That the show's star here is me Your benefactrix and savior, And you repay her favor With that kind of behavior? No mistake graver Now she's savorin' the flavor Of the fresh grudge that you gave her Bitter and sweet, What a treat, Not complete "Til you're crawling at my feet, Beg for mercy that's not coming Yeah I'm gonna hear you bleat Obsolete? Like hell. A misconception I'll dispel When I rupture your cells And ring in your death knell So many decibels Your timeline cracks like a shell. gently caress your causality It's a formality Now you're a casualty Of shattered reality Non-existence is what's coming Never will be ever been, I will kill your predecessors In the now and every when. YEAH YOU HEAR THAT ROAR APPROACHING? IT'S THE BEAST THAT YOU'VE UNLEASHED AND AS LONG AS I'M STILL BREATHING YOU NEVER WILL HAVE PEACE MY HATE SO STRONG IT GOES BACKWARDS TO THE BIGGEST OF THE BANGS AND MAYBE THEN YOU FUCKS REMEMBER THAT OPAL'S MY FUCKIN' NAME! OPAL! loving! DANG! loving! COBRA! REMEMBER IT! THE HISTORY WAS THERE, FUCKER! YOU'VE GOT NO GODDAMN EXCUSES! AND NOW! YOU! WILL! SUFFER!" MOV: Aim The Lord of Hats fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Sep 14, 2020 |
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 2. Cyka Cyka takes Aim! An enemy emerges!   3. Vatman Jones Vatman takes Aim!  5. Opal Dang-Cobra Opal takes Aim! Manburglar enters the hex!  (2/3 hp) 6. Acolyte Acolyte takes Aim! Manburglar enters the hex! (2/3 hp)7. Slitherin' Sidious Movement to 705. Shines enters the hex!  8. Dunk Tuggum Charge to 134! Theo Charges into the hex! BAE enters the hex!  10. B.A. Elsewhere Movement to 134. Dunk Charges into the hex! Theo Charges into the hex! 11. Talcum Bee Buzzem Talcum takes Aim! ProTeen takes Aim!   12. Theo Reticule Charge to 134! Dunk Charges into the hex! BAE enters the hex! 14. Shines-in-Heaven Movement to 705. Sidious enters the hex! 15. Lonán Murder-Birb Power Move! Movement HALT at 808! >Intercepted by Filet-o-Mind! 1 Ribbon Skate emerges!   16. The Late Johnson Johnson takes Aim! Manburglar enters the hex! Manburglar is eligible for Ambush! (2/3 hp) Wreckers, resolve Encounters! 
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WRECKER 16:The Late Johnson     Mutations: Gelatinous Epidermis: Rad Tokens do not reduce Max HP; does not receive DR from non-mutation sources. HP: 2/2, Move: 3 Belt Tokens: Air 1/3, Power 3/4, Heal 2/3 Weapon: EZ-Snipe 1d8/1 +Junk, Range: 1 Familiar: 1/2, MBC Health: 3/3 DR: 0 Optiscope Counter: 0 Cash Money: 8L The Manburgler sprinted on camera, having presumably followed The Late Johnson from around the start of the map to now. He crested over the flesh mounds slavering at the thought of eating that jelly brain, and ran right into a bullet that turned one half of it's head into chunky salsa. Ambush: EZ-Snipe 1d8, with +1 Upshift from aiming at the Manburgler. 1d10 = 8 Critical Hit for 2 Damage "Caught you slippin' mothertrucker." Exclaimed Johnson, racking back the bolt and turning his attention to the Fillet and fired another shot. ENC: Shooting the Filet-O-Mind with the EZ-Snipe again, +1 Upshift. 1d10 = 7 Just 1 damage MBC: Bodyguard me some more. TheNabster fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Sep 14, 2020 |
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HP: 5/5, Move: 2 Luxe: 0L [-1L this Hazard] Scrap: 2 Belt Tokens: 3 Med, 3 Power, 0 Air Hazard Tokens: 1 Poison Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk Equipped Utility mods: Hazmat-B [Burn DR +2] Augs: Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Jacklegz©: +1 Move Acolyte swings the I-Driver through the Filet-o-Mind's gross head, and is pleasantly surprised at just how much easier it was to hit accurately with. Still nowhere near as satisfying to land a hit with as the K-hammer, of course. Attacking Filet-o-Mind with I-Driver (+Aim): 1d10 8 Hit for 3 damage, so the Filet-o-mind is definitely dead now.
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WRECKER 14: Shines-in-Heaven Shines-in-heaven: HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Current DR: 2 Belt resources: Power: 1 Medical Units: 1 Air: 0 Tokens: 5 Poison 2 Warp Augmentations: Limits: 0C 5M Breed Talent - Venomous Bite: Gain a melee attack mode, 1d6/2 +Poison. M: Nuclear Arms: +1 damage with melee weapons, +1 per Rad Token, and may use Heavy Weapons without penalty; cannot use missile weapons. CS Suite II: Slots: 2 Medical: Automatically spend 1 Med-Unit when damaged Item reload status: - Retainers&Familiars: [X]MBC: 1/1 HP, 3DR As the two wreckers keep advancing through the bowels of the meateor, their attention is suddenly drawn by a shrill beeping noise emanating from a small hovering drone. Following her instincts, Shines-in-Heaven immediately pounces on the offending object, crushing it between her powerful jaws. As she begins to chew on the remains, the offending noise ceases, only to be replaced by a loud, hacking cough, as Shines-in-Heaven recovered from one of the bits of electronics trying to go down the wrong pipe. As she pulls a small piece of plastic out of her mouth, the camera zooms in to reveal the logo of the Magitek Mafia. "What is this? Isn't it enough for Magitek to directly sell equipment to baseline-supremacist scum, have they truly sunk so low to try and target innocent contestants just for working for Pertinax?" she begins to rant, "Why, under the leadership of Donato they have definitely started to plump new depths of moral turpitude. What happened to traditional values, like finding a severed cyberpony head in your sleeping pod? Not anymore, those drat bean counters that have taken over have determined that it's a bad credit:threat ratio, so no more severed head funds. They have definitely sold out and gone corporate. Utter rat bastards the lot of them, and Donato is one of the worst. Why, back when his grandfather Ganjdalf the Green was head of the organisation you knew where you stood with them, but now it's all slick business lang and corpo speak. Utterly disgusting." As Shines continued to talk she began working herself up into a righteous fury denouncing the rival of her sponsor. Chow down on the transponder: 1d6 5 Attempt to fulfill challenge Nomerta: speak out against the criminal practices of the Magitek Mafia, personally insult Donato Magnifico, or make fun of his moustache.
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HP: 2/2 Move: 2 (Shift) Scrap: 2 Luxe: 0 DR: 2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 0 Air // 3 Med // 0 Power // 0 Buff Hazard Tokens: 1 Warp, 2 Poison Rig Status: 2/2 HP, Hatch: Closed Cyber: 1/1 Muts: 2/4 Other: Ruptured 0XYGN8R (Cannot regain Air Units, and all hits will inflict a Burn Token) Augs posted:Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. [Used this round] Ohhhh yeah, time to make A Mess. ENC: Improvise vs UncHos: 1d6 1 Junk Tower! Upscaled Junk Tower vs 6 UncHo: 6#1d12 5 Fixed Junk Tower Rolls: 5#1d6 Precognizer Reroll: 1d6 3 EDIT: Fixed a bunch of rolls since Momentum only applies to the first AoE attack. paper bag with a face fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Sep 15, 2020 |
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WRECKER 2: Cyka      Cyber (2/4): Bone Lacing 1, Rail Loader 1 HP 3/3 Scrap: 2 > 1 Tokens: Sponsored by Brainfood Upcycled Nootropics. Make friends, or make friends. Cyka's caution proved prescient as the Greaser hove into view. Now, this was potentially more like it. Shooting to disable, Cyka queued a portion of scrap into their rail loader, looking to penetrate through to the juicy bits and see if they could render it jackable. A quick gesture to the Biocover to be ready to tank any return fire. DPM Shotgun on Greaser Rig with Aim and penetrator: 1d12 6
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Talcum stares directly at the CamDrone. In the background a crater is splattered with slider giblets. "More zenzzelezz mafia violence. Crime izz bad. Wink." The hiver continues to stare into the camera. Challenge Completed: >Nomerta: speak out against the criminal practices of the Magitek Mafia, personally insult Donato Magnifico, or make fun of his moustache.
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   HP: 2/3 MV: 2 DR: 1 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 4. Scrap: 0 Luxe: 23 Belt: 3 Air, 3 Med, 2->0 Power. Tokens:   Mutations (0/3) Cyber (1/2) Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round. Items: CS Suite I CS Armor Mod: Loyalty CS Armor Mod: Contractor    Weapons:  Friends:   Duck down behind her motile biocover as if it was a suspiciously waist high wall, Lónan grimaces for the camdrones. "That Donato fellow? Lovely man if you ask me. Does the world good to have us extra-legal types beholden to a corp or two, lest we all fly in circles! I'm not sure what this vote is for, but he's got mine if that matters. Anyway, looks like the mutants caught up with me, and sooner than I hoped. Not to worry, my Concordant Companion over here assures me that the most viable strategy for survival is to pop out and shoot that Ribbon Skate in five, four, three, two... " *pew* Cover Fire + Two Power Units to Attack Twice; Attack One vs Ribbon Skate: 1d8 4 *the ribbon skate deflates unceremoniously into an unconcious pile, ready to be scooped up with the B3-FrndR in act "followed up by winging the Fillet-O-Mind as it shambles over to inspect the noise in five, four, three, two.. *pew* *twang!* Cover Fire + Two Power Units to Attack Twice; Attack Two vs Fillet-O-Mind: 1d8 3 "Bah! Lousy Pertinax on-board aim-assist! I don't need head-shots every time, especially with this explosive barrel strapped to my poor MBC, it would get startled by the gore! I need body-hits! Grazing wounds! You know, the Concordant Difference! What is all this nonesense about 'multiplicative damage modifiers' and 'exothermic reaction coefficients graduals' - If i wanted a calculator I'd go to AoT! I want a gun that Just Works! That's it, the moment I get out of this little scuffle I'm stripping out all this pettyknacks malware from this baby and gluing it to a bird or something, that should leave my hands free for some good old Meleé, like any pirate, ex or otherwise, would tell you is were it's @." MBC Enc: Bodyguard against the Mutant Jailer or whatever hits me if it misses. ENC Reminder: Cyber protects me against the first disable of the turn. Coverfire increased my DR to 2. Repeatable Challenge Stage Completed: >The Pertinax Pro-lapse (Repeatable 2/5): After failing a roll or taking damage, explain exactly why it's Pertinax's fault that such a terrible fate has befallen you. Swedish Thaumocracy fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Sep 15, 2020 |
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WRECKER 3: Vatman Jones(2x Unctuous Horror) HP: 3/4[6] Move: 3 Scrap: 02 Luxe: 019 DR: DR2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 0 Med // 3 Power // 1 Air Mutation [2/5]: Fibrous Ganglia (LVL1) (Mutation-based attacks are upscaled once per mutation possessed; subjects TN to be hit is 2) // Endosymbiotic Brood (LVL1) (Subject may discard 1 Token of choice per round without effect as a freeACT; AoE attacks are upscaled twice against the subject) Hazard Tokens: MINIONS (1/1 HP)(1/1 HP)"I do not have the cultural context to comprehend my circumstances", Vatman kept talking, oblivious to the world around himself, as Language was forcibly entwined into his conscious mind by AoT neurokinetics. Thankfully, his autonomous survival functions had severed most of his motor systems from his voluntary control, plodding his feet towards where he needed to be, rather than allowing him to sink and suffocate in the burning grease. "What is the Decree? What is the Academy? What is Wrecking Crew? I know these things but I do not understand them." "It is as if I live in some nightmare dream not meant for human minds." "It hurts, but in a wayyYYYUUUURGH", the neonderthal's musings degenerated into garbled nonsense as the auxiliary autolobotomics cauterized and subsequently reorganized his cognitives into more actively helpful configurations, "..." "GREEZ'N'MEET™" Perfect. ENC: Boost Theantero fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Sep 15, 2020 |
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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker HP: 4/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 30 DR: DR1 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 0 Power // 1 Air // 0 Scrap Hazard Tokens: none Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear (+1 Upscale) // Magneto-Mantle (Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase) // Adrenal Accelerator On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer (1d4/5 +Break, Melee) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 (+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Utility [1/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1 HP) // Fabrikit Repair Synthetic Targets with a Heal ACT Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight The music wasn't enough. She was still furious. Angry at a time-traveler who was frustratingly out of reach. For now. There was only one healthy way to resolve this, and that was to take it all out on an unrelated mutant who happened to be in the area by ending his goddamn life and exploding him into gory chunks. As Groupie shot pyrotechnics into the air, Opal wound up and pounded the staggered Manburglar into the ground. Then again. And again for good measure. And maybe a few more times. Eventually, there was nothing left but a fine greasy smear. "Aight! Nice hustle babs, LJ, you got an official 'vite to the entourage. Let's find that meat-beast and butcher it real bloody. Horrorshow in every sense." Groupie: Manburglar Grilling 1d6 2 Opal: Venting Frustrations Via Excessive Violence Vs Manburglar: 1d8 6
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WRECKER 7: Slitherin' Sidious Rig: 2/3 Power Tokens: Null HP: 2/2 (5/5 Broiler) MV: 4 (2 Broiler) DR: 1 (2 Broiler) HazDR: Burn 2 Hit TN: 4. Scrap: 2 Luxe: 17 Belt: 0/3 Air, 3/3 Med, 3/3 Power Tokens: 3 Poison Headhunter: Multiples of 4 = X2 Damage. Penetrator w/Power Attacks. Scan is freeACT. Cyber (2/2) Mutations (0/3) Utilities (2/2) Weapons (1/2) Armor (1/1) Minions (1/2) Jacklegz©: +1 MV Weapon Mount: EZ-Snipe mounted: attacks are upscaled, free to extract, cannot be destroyed while bound to aug. GroGutz: Loaded. +1 HP restored when using a Heal ACT. Fabrikit: Loaded. Spend Med units to repair synth targets with Heal ACT. Hazmat-B: Loaded on Saf-T Pal. Burn DR +2 CS-Moddie: ACT to install Grinder into CS-Suite. As the Horrific masticated the drone and Donato's magisculinity, Ned got on the phone to the next-door neighbors. Opal Dang-Cobra, The Late Johnson and Acolyte all got the call, while Shines got the pipe-in option. <"Bleep bleep, fellow wrecksters. Any a you got the word on the meat-street yet? CYST's runnin' hot. A right fever, cuz it's got the bozonic plague. Getch clued in."> He DViced over a few choice infomatics from his earlier Bozon detector scans as well as a re-frag of the earlier Nugget chestburst. <"Name's Ned, or Slitherin' Sidious, whichevs. Me an' the Shines beaut are makin' like a bee for Fabric-y. Wotch ya census?"> ENC: Boost
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2. Cyka Rail Loader! Cyka hits Greaser! Greaser misses Cyka! Greaser takes no damage(reduced from 2)! 3. Vatman Jones Vatman Boosts ACT! 5. Opal Dang-Cobra / 6. Acolyte / 16. The Late Johnson Ambush! Johnson critically hits Manburglar! Manburglar takes 2 damage! Filet-o-Mind Buffs itself! Filet-o-Mind Buffs Manburglar! Filet-o-Mind hits Johnson, but MBC intercepts! Opal hits Manburglar! Torchlight misses Manburglar! Acolyte hits Filet-o-Mind! Johnson hits Filet-o-Mind! Manburglar hits Johnson! Manburglar discards 1 Buff token and takes 4 damage and is destroyed! >Bounty: Opal +1L Filet-o-Mind discards 1 Buff Token and takes 3 damage and is destroyed! >Bounty: TLJ +1L >Bounty: Acolyte +1L Johnson's MBC takes 1 damage (reduced from 2) and is Fully Disabled! Johnson takes 2 damage and is killed! Wrecker Down posted:
 Late, lamented, lambasted. Fantasy RekSektorians, don't sleep on the humble Mutant Stalker and its cross-promotional variants. These proboscises and proboscbros have accounted for more Wreckmeat than any other unit, and they're a steal for the deployment price. PromoSnap SNÜT for 17% off elective rhinoplastic procedures at your nearest AestheTek (with purchase of SCULPT, SCULPT2, or SCULPT0MAX, provisons apply).7. Slitherin' Sidious / 14. Shines-in-Heaven Sidious Boosts ACT! Shines destroys Purifier Transponder! 8. Dunk Tuggum / 10. B.A. Elsewhere / 12. Theo Reticule Charge! Dunk Improvises...Junk Tower topples! >UncHo 1, 5, and 6 are hit! >UncHo 2, 3, and 4 avoid damage! Charge! Theo Improvises...Junk Tower topples! >UncHo 1, 2, 3 and 4 are hit! >UncHo 5, and 6 avoid damage! BAE lays down Suppression! UncHo 1 misses Theo's Bounder! UncHo 2 misses Theo's Bounder! UncHo 3 misses Theo's Bounder! UncHo 4 misses Theo's Bounder! UncHo 5 misses Theo's Bounder! UncHo 6 hits Theo's Bounder! UncHo 1 takes 10 DAMAGE and is destroyed! UncHo 2 takes 5 Damage and is destroyed! >Bounty: +1 Theo UncHo 3 takes 5 Damage and is destroyed! >Bounty: +1 Theo UncHo 4 takes 5 Damage and is destroyed! >Bounty: +1 Theo UncHo 5 takes 5 Damage and is destroyed! >Bounty: +1 Dunk UncHo 6 takes 5 Damage and is destroyed! >Bounty: +1 Dunk Theo's Bounder takes no damage (reduced from 2) and receives 1 Burn Token! 11. Talcum Bee Buzzem Talcum critically hits Meaty Slider! ProTeen tries to Mug, but it has no effect! Slider misses ProTeen! Slider takes 4 damage and is destroyed! >Bounty +1L 15. Lonán Murder-Birb Filet-o-Mind Buffs itself! Filet-o-Mind Buffs Jailer! Lonán takes Cover! Lonán hits Ribbon Skate! Double Attack! Lonán misses Filet-o-Mind! Filet-o-Mind hits Lonán...Lonán is protected from Disable! Jailer hits Lonán, but MBC intercepts! Skate misses Lonán! Lonán's MBC takes 1 damage (reduced from 2)! Lonán takes no damage (reduced from 2)! Filet-o-Mind loses 1 Buff Token! Jailer loses 1 Buff Token! Ribbon Skate takes 2 damage and is destroyed! Challenge Completed posted:The Pertinax Pro-lapse (Repeatable 3/5): After failing a roll or taking damage, explain exactly why it's Pertinax's fault that such a terrible fate has befallen you. Challenge Multipleted posted:>Nomerta: speak out against the criminal practices of the Magitek Mafia, personally insult Donato Magnifico, or make fun of his moustache.  Wreckers, take Action! 
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  Aethelred notices that the WRF had yet to once more get raided by Director Stahl of Concordant, and rapidly lined up a package for his sponsee. Shines-In-Heaven's wrist-mounted Wreckterm dings with an incoming vox message. Aethelred posted:My Favourite Kaiju Sending S-I-H a Wrecktumix on a D-TOXdrone for 50L (31 PAFS, 9WRF, 10 SiH) Also adding: Purple Fifteen Sideways 2: Electric Boogaloo: Investigate the anomaly by 145 Hexenritter fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Sep 15, 2020 |
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WRECKER 3: Vatman Jones(2x Unctuous Horror) HP: 3/4[6] Move: 3 Scrap: 02 Luxe: 019 DR: DR2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 0 Med // 3 Power // 1 Air Mutation [2/5]: Fibrous Ganglia (LVL1) (Mutation-based attacks are upscaled once per mutation possessed; subjects TN to be hit is 2) // Endosymbiotic Brood (LVL1) (Subject may discard 1 Token of choice per round without effect as a freeACT; AoE attacks are upscaled twice against the subject) Hazard Tokens: MINIONS (1/1 HP)(1/1 HP)"GREEZ'N'MEET™GREEZ'N'MEET™GREEZ'N'MEET™GREEZ'N'MEET™GREEZ'N'MEET™GREEZ'N'MEET™", Vatman Jones had fallen to his knees at a particularly promising lipidous nodule, stuffing fistfuls of the substance down his throat as he gargled the defunct Calorie Court marketing phrase. The glitch was due to an erroneously deep termination of self-actualization processes by autolobotomics, but should likely correct itself as the neural reorganization reached zenith. ACT: BOOSTED GREEZ-BINGE for EXTRA INFEST FreeACT: Should I gain any tokens other than Infest due to my ACT, I'll use Endosymbiotic Brood to get rid of it Theantero fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Sep 15, 2020 |
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Wrecker Johnson, Deceased Wrecker Mode Disengaged Sponsor Mode Activated Engaging 'Banana_Hammock' Protocol 3, 2, 1  The Historical Recreation and Restoration Society: We were only mostly buried. mostly Luxe Box: 0 "Two for Two on Headhunting going wrong in the game so far, not great, could be better, bit poo poo all things considered. Who wants to engage in historically re-creative murder violence with classical weaponry? I see a lot of mass-production line samey weapons on the board let's spice it up just a little." Forged in Grease Fire: Fill out the mod slots on a new weapon with more than one mod slot from scratch. TheNabster fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Sep 15, 2020 |
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HP: 2/3 MV: 2 DR: 1 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 4. Scrap: 0 Luxe: 23 Belt: 3 Air, 3 Med, 0 Power. Tokens: Mutations (0/3) Cyber (1/2) Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round. Items: CS Suite I CS Armor Mod: Loyalty CS Armor Mod: Contractor Weapons: Friends: (1 dmg taken)"Wakey wakey little worm! <3"  ACT: Retain Defeated Beast (Ribbon Skate) as Familiar 2CANACT: Recharge Power Token MCTHRALLACT: Recharge Power Token Repeatable Challenge Stage Completed: >Everyone Loves Pet Selfies (Repeatable, 0/5): Take a selfie with your familiar and give it a cute caption!
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WRECKER 7: Slitherin' Sidious Rig: 2/3 Power Tokens: Null HP: 2/2 (5/5 Broiler) MV: 4 (2 Broiler) DR: 1 (2 Broiler) HazDR: Burn 2 Hit TN: 4. Scrap: 2 Luxe: 32 Belt: 0/3 Air, 3/3 Med, 3/3 Power Tokens: 3 Poison Headhunter: Multiples of 4 = X2 Damage. Penetrator w/Power Attacks. Scan is freeACT. Cyber (2/2) Mutations (0/3) Utilities (2/2) Weapons (1/2) Armor (1/1) Minions (1/2) Jacklegz©: +1 MV Weapon Mount: EZ-Snipe mounted: attacks are upscaled, free to extract, cannot be destroyed while bound to aug. GroGutz: Loaded. +1 HP restored when using a Heal ACT. Fabrikit: Loaded. Spend Med units to repair synth targets with Heal ACT. Hazmat-B: Loaded on Saf-T Pal. Burn DR +2 CS-Moddie: ACT to install Grinder into CS-Suite. Is He Actually Dangerous Ned noted the death beacon pop with detached grif. Acolyte and Opal got a prompt follow-up message. <"Gotcher census, ripplerz on latey The Late, ladies. Know them feels."> He backed HurtBurn into a probably-soon-to-be-toy-patented crouch-and-ready-to-spring 'ambush' position while still guarding Shines' scavving back, then paused to address the camdrones for a bit, waving his skinny arms around as the Saf-T Pal hovered in circles to avoid colliding with them in the limited space of the rig's pilot seat. "Anyway all, you noticed yet how I'm a scanwiz savant with the DVice, yeh? I can do the 'mination mojo while on the run, upside down, topsy-turvy, wrapped around the Rig controls or in the middle of a slaverin' hellpit gettin' burninated as I puke up my gun. 'n I don't just scan around - I scan inside, cuz I know where it's at. I get to the real honkin' gutz of things. How do I manage it? Well... I could say it's cuz' I got that bit of the ol' scandirish luck, or that I'm just that bad of rear end." Slitherin' Sidious grinned and slapped the Saf-T Pal near its tush to illustrate. The thing beedly-booped at him in the kind of indignant tone only a synth subjected to biological fancy could manage. "But nah, truth is, any headhunter does what I do. Scannin' good is as EZ as wompin' a spacerat and keepin' it down 'till it dies. You can if you hangry and take it serious. I keep my scans spot-free, see? No gamz, no jamz, no bee-jewlz or AAA-Rs gettin' in the way of my sights or my prey. Them appos is trash for the canny hunt'os, cuz' you gotta stay hot and wired to stay alive and fed. You gotta accept boredom, cuz' good things come to them what ain't distracc by the pops and ups, 'n who go for the kill." He tapped the beat-up old piece of tech kept fastened to his arm and suppressed with a wild grin the nausea that was half poisoning and half childhood traumas. "No, this Concordant DVice is lean, clean and optimized, 'n so is (relatively) this foo' from an rear end-wards asteroid. Look wreckfionados, Im'ma toss you my Wreckords real-time while giving the surrounds a one over - just cuz' I can give you the cred-skinny on the low-tight Horror story that is a Ned while the data 'crues in. Cuz' a proper pro got nothin' to fear and nothin' to hide. Not even whatever juicy vittles the WCLTD got to baste." ACT: Ambush  freeScan: Boosted Wide Scan + Tight Scan Slitherin' Sidious Yeah, I know the Ambush thing won't happen. Just assume cramming himself - or his vehicle - up a tight nook so he can get the drop on things is Ned's basic state of being. At least when he got nothing better to do. Scribbleykins fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Sep 16, 2020 |
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 (Belated) congratulations for winning RISE.
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WRECKER 2: Cyka Cyber (2/4): Bone Lacing 1, Rail Loader 1 HP 3/3 Scrap: 1 Tokens: Sponsored by Brainfood Upcycled Nootropics. Not even a hostile rig can stop the upcycle. Cyka didn't miss a beat, one hand each on the shotgun and rail loader. "See, folks? Sometimes the problem is not enough bang for your buckeroo. You got to milk those sebaceous glands! Nose to the autogrindR!" Stowing the shotgun, Cyka collected the final batch of refined GREEZ and handed all three to the fry guy. "Because sometimes, if you work hard and know the right people, you get to upcycle from garbo badstuff... Cyka crumpled Mr. Stinger into scrap and accepted the completed transaction, "To the hottest new productz around." Cue pose with new weapon. "Brainfood Upcycled Nootropics. Anyone else just wishes they could look this cool." ACT: Harvest Greez and give all three Greez to the Fry Guy. Scrap Mr. Stinger due to weapons cap if necessary.
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#12 - Theo Reticule, Rookie Junker HP: 2/2(5) -> 2/5 Move: 1 Scrap: 17 -> 19+ Luxe: 54 Sponsor: Magitek Mafia DR: DR 2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 2 -> 3 -> 0 Med // 0 Power // 0 Air Hazard Tokens: 3 Rad Rig Hazard Tokens: 1 Burn Gamma Bounder: "TerraBrad" RigHP: 3/2(+1) RigMove: 3(+1) Jump RigDR: RigDR 1 RigPower: 3/3 Rig Attacks: +1up/+1dam/+Momentum Rig Hatch: Closed Rig Tools: Magitek Mafia Resource Acquisition Tooled Skimmer (ACT: Salvage. 1 Rig Power: +1 Scrap or restore an extra Resource unit from Salvaging) // K-Drive (+Momentum) Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [2/5]: Spinal Array (+1 Scan Range.) // Rigspike (A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3.) Weapons [2/2]: Pulse PoundR, "Rusty" (1d4/5 +Break, Melee. 1 Power & 1 Scrap: +2 Damage on Power Attack. 1 Mod Slot) // DPM Shotgun, (1d10/2 +Rampage, Missile. 2 Power: +1 Damage. 2 Mod Slots) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 2 (+2 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Utility [0/2]: none // Familiar [0/2]: none // Consumables: Sanigel // Items: GangBangR Rig Tool // Cursed Chapeau Notes: Broken LEKTR0flangR (cannot regain Power Units, all hits inflict Disable1, FullACT: Spend 1 Scrap to repair) // Cocklaphobic Nightmare (Additional Units added to hostile encounters) Listen Along: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (live tour version) - Daft Punk A new song popped onto Theo Reticule's TuneZEN and the dog-boy Wrecker snapped to attention at the sounds of the cheering crowds building within the ancient, live-recorded track. There was an anticipation growing in the pit of Theo's stomach: the expectation of prime loot. He could practically smell the greasy noodlers at Bibbity di Bobbity already, even through the closed hatch of his Bounder, 'TerraBrad'. The six Unctuous Horrors that were attacking Bonny-Anne were finished - Dunk and Theo had seen to that. The two Wreckers' Bounders had made a mess of things, blowing out the contents of a large, meaty cyst filled with digestive acids all over the Horrors. The gathering of slimy lizard monsters had gone from thrashing about in the frenzied throes of copulative ecstasy to writhing frantically in the burning agony of the soon-to-be dead, all within moments. One of the slippery creatures had managed to slap a sizzling claw across Theo's Bounder as he passed by, leaving a splattering of burning acids to eat away at TerraBrad's paint job. Aside from that cosmetic damage, though, the rig's armor was otherwise unharmed. "Wow, Dunk," Theo remarked over the comms, seeing that the fight was was gone from the horrors' eyes, "who'd'a thunk we'd pull off a score like this without any prep-work whatsoevs! Clutch as cargo, yo - way to go!" If Theo and Dunk hadn't been in rigs at the time he would have suggested they perform the ancient rite of the high-five, but he'd leave that for another day's victory. Theo activated TerraBrad's scrap-scraper protocols and set to work on collecting the Horrors' slowly-burning biomatter. He needed to squeeze out a little extra-refined medi-fluid from their biomass for a medical procedure, so he flicked on the MM-RATS' auto-skimmer and let the amazing rig tool work its magic. As Theo and his rig cleaned up the area of available salvage, the Wrecker's suit worked overtime to scrub his irradiated bones clean and to regenerate the precious marrow within. Soon, Theo hoped, he'd be back on his feet without feeling quite so brittle! Action: (No Autofalcons are charged, so no spoilers this time!) > FreeACT.Salvage: Theo salvages the hex contents [6x Unctuous Horrors], receiving 2+X Scrap and making a 1d6+5 Lootroll vs the Unctuous Horror corpses (Autosuccess??)! > FreeACT.Salvage: Theo activates the MM-RATS' bonus Salvage ability, spending 1 Rig Power unit to refill one 1 Med unit! > FullACT: Theo performs a Heal ACTion on himself, spending 3 Med units to remove 3 Rad tokens (3 -> 0 Med units, 3 -> 0 Rad, 2/2 -> 2/5 HP)! > Challenge completed: Gu$tav's >memetic combat: after succeeding at an unBoosted ACT, discuss how fuckin' winging it is the way to go Sponsors: Okay, Magitek Mafia, now I'm ready for deliveries again - thanks for being so patient! What I could really use is a Motile Biocover or two that'll defend me if I ever need to pop hatch later! Please send me the following buddies on HEALdrones, as soon as possible, thanks: > Order HEALdrone Delivery (25L) of one Experimental Motile BioCover (+DR) (13L) to Theo Reticule (25L Magitek Mafia, 13L Theo)! > Order HEALdrone Delivery (25L) of one Experimental Motile BioCover (+removes 1 Burn as an ACT) (13L) to Theo Reticule (38L Theo)!
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