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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Look at you, snacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bean.

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
Peanuts are beans. Therefore, peanut butter can also be called bean butter, beanut butter, or peanut beanut.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Elviscat posted:

"Have you had a cough, or any difficulty breathing recently?"

loving of course I have, the air is literally full of smoke right now.

E: I get asked those questions and have my temperature taken as part of my daily COVID screening for work.

Get yourself an N95 mask if you can, don't breath that poo poo in.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Hyperlynx posted:

Look at you, snacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bean.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Pythagoras of Samos posted:

Abstain from beans

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Remember, remember the beans of November
The brown sugar seasoned and sauced
I see no reason, that something so pleasin, should ever be forgot

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

gbut posted:

And you probably introduce them as your "partner" and not your "spouse". How cute.


Joking aside, :hfive: functioning marriage buddy. There's no "husband" nor "wife" in "team".

Joke's on you, buddy, my spouse is nb and asked me to, so I'm way ahead of you! :smuggo:

But, yeah, I'll take the :hfive: I'm genuinely glad to see people be happy, I've gotten soft in my old age. Please forgive my lack of funny pictures. I'm not funny.


E: Oh good god, it's gone full circle from the MY GIRLFRIEND days.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Oh my god who would want rear end bees :stonk:

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

No one, rear end BEANS on the other hand are desired by all

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Elviscat posted:

Oh poo poo, looks like it's gonna be a beans kinda night.

Good thing I'm prepared.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LAD6Im6jrA

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!

Elviscat posted:

No one, rear end BEANS on the other hand are desired by all

Indeed:


Other orifices also acceptable:

Kerbtree has a new favorite as of 10:35 on Sep 14, 2020

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Spotted this out in the wild today

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Would break my "no bumper stickers" rule to put one of these on my car.

Where can I get one?

RustyKnight
Jul 11, 2016

every day is a new horror



never in my life I've seen political bumper sticker, is any european country into this or is it just american thing? I mostly saw christian fishes and "lubię zapierdalać" which translates to "I like to be fast as gently caress" stickers. I've seen political posters for nationalists on the rear windows though

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



biracial bear for uncut posted:

Would break my "no bumper stickers" rule to put one of these on my car.

Where can I get one?

The post I saw on FB with that picture said they printed it themselves but it went viral so I'm sure someone started selling them

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.





"They are calling it speed weed. They make you rip a bong hit and then run a 40 yard dash"

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
They mixing up chocolate cookies and meth and smoking it in the back of horse-drawn carriages



Kids are calling it Oreo Speed Wagon

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Sound
https://i.imgur.com/kN9lQe1.mp4

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

For what purpose

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

To hear

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl

Zetsubou-san posted:

They mixing up chocolate cookies and meth and smoking it in the back of horse-drawn carriages



Kids are calling it Oreo Speed Wagon

This made me chortle

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Hello, have a bean anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWQMvHNOnI

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

RustyKnight posted:

never in my life I've seen political bumper sticker, is any european country into this or is it just american thing? I mostly saw christian fishes and "lubię zapierdalać" which translates to "I like to be fast as gently caress" stickers. I've seen political posters for nationalists on the rear windows though

euros dont own cars they just get in a random one on parked on the side of the road. you dont destroy communal property by putting stickers all over it.

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010


Pythagoras of Samos posted:

Do not, my friends, become addicted to beans. They will take hold of you, and you will resent their absence!

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

AFewBricksShy posted:


"They are calling it speed weed. They make you rip a bong hit and then run a 40 yard dash"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x-rUyj2Suo

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


If only Peter Steele were alive for this

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Flipped off by real life anime

Still better than what we deserve

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


no broccoli please
Apr 20, 2007

no broccoli please you are nice here is a Nathaniel Hawthorne avatar



It's only natural.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

SpacePig posted:

Peanuts are beans. Therefore, peanut butter can also be called bean butter, beanut butter, or peanut beanut.

Butter bean though? No.



https://imgur.com/gallery/aFxlKwb

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

no broccoli please posted:



It's only natural.

I assume this is the infamous Shining Finger.

Doesn't take humans long to figure it out either.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Oh my god who would want rear end bees :stonk:

*in extreme Nicholas Cage voice*

Argh, no! Not the beans! Aaaagrhhr

RustyKnight posted:

never in my life I've seen political bumper sticker, is any european country into this or is it just american thing? I mostly saw christian fishes and "lubię zapierdalać" which translates to "I like to be fast as gently caress" stickers. I've seen political posters for nationalists on the rear windows though

As far as Belgium goes I've only seen them with Flemish nationalists, my grandfather used to have one saying "Fleming, and proud of it!", ironically on the trunk of his dirty poo poo-coloured old Lada car. Most other bumper stickers are apolitical and tend to either refer to kids or hobbies.

But yeah I don't know of any other Western nation that gets so insane with bumper stickers as the Americans do.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Remember, remember the beans of November
The brown sugar seasoned and sauced
I see no reason, that something so pleasin, should ever be forgot

God I hate when dumb poo poo like this makes me laugh 😂

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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
I don't put political stickers on my car because fascists would key it all up.

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