FreudianSlippers posted:

Here in Iceland I've only ever seen bumper stickers on trucks owned by weirdo fringe far-right nationalists and sine they're usually thoroughly Americanised the stickers only refer to American politics.


I also saw a van with a giant Confederate flag hanging from the back once in Hafnarfjörður which is a fair bit north of the Mason-Dixon line

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Butter bean though? No.

SpacePig posted:

Butter beans are lima beans, they're their own thing. You can still call spread made from butter beans bean butter, but there's also butter beanut and bbutttt bean.

Johnny Aztec posted:

The brand of fascism that Trump and the GOP are pushing appeals greatly to fascists of any nation.

Johnny Aztec posted:

The brand beans of fascism that Trump and the GOP are pushing appeals greatly to fascists of any nation.

Parallelwoody posted:

The brand beans of fascism that Trump and the GOP GOB are pushing appeals greatly to fascists of any nation

Yoshi Wins posted:

I'm sorry, you must phrase your answer in the form of a bean.

Splicer posted:

The garbanzo tape is real

Leon Sumbitches posted:

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Memento posted:

The President of the United States of America never became a puppet for the Russians just to suppress the tapes of him having a garbanzo bean on his face

Phy posted:

Forum accident posted:

I can't seem to find any request threads so I'll put this here: I know I've seen a newspaper article Dear Abby-style relationship advice column where the person who sent in the question just paraphrased the plot of the movie The Room and I can't seem to find it anywhere.

-Zydeco- posted:

https://twitter.com/ShitPostNoCtxt/status/1305486517960429569

WITCHCRAFT posted:

Bumper sticker chat: I have never applied a bumper sticker of any kind on any car I owned, but been hemming and hawwing on getting a configuration of Rider-Waite tarot card bumper stickers to arrange on the back of my (nearly 200,000 miles, cheap dependable beater of a) car.

They would be arranged side by side, next to each other.


The Fool: Represents spontaneity, letting loose, a free spirit. This is the literal and figurative vehicle for me to go on a flight of fancy. Go out in the woods and do Woods poo poo. Any time I have a day off. Pick wild raspberries and dip my feet in a creek. Seek weird rare mushrooms to photograph after a two day storm has let them bloom. Cooler full of sandwiches and drinks on an all day trail through a state park. The main reason I have a car is to get to work. The real reason I have a car is to gently caress off into the trees at any given chance.

Death (Reversed): Resistance to change. This piece of poo poo don't stop. I'm gonna ride it until the body rusts out from upstate NY winter salted roads. I could get a better car, but this one is more than fine until it literally can't go from point A to point B. I give no fucks about luxury details. The dash doesn't even show my RPM. I will drive this hunk of old rear end car until I have to Fred Flintstone that poo poo forward through a hole in the floor.

The Chariot: loving obvious pick to adorn a vehicle, but besides that - represents control over a situation, and success. If any bullshit happens while I'm on the road, some poo poo breaks or I get into an accident - I will be ready, aware, and overcome this obstacle. Unless a piston flings into the sky through the hood of my engine, I'll probably be able to finish going wherever I was going to.

I do not believe that the temporary car tattoos will give me good luck or bountiful blessings. I just think it would look cool and be a nice mental reinforcement tool to MAKE USE OF WHAT YOU GOT! IT'S GOOD AND YOU CAN DO GOOD THINGS, NOT JUST GO TO WORK WITH IT

I haven't done it yet because I feel like some shitheel will vandalize my car for displaying any groupthink that isn't theirs.

edit: also if I die in a car crash where my car is flipped upside down, everyone will see Death right side up. and when they check my wallet for ID they will find my wad of receipts where the total is $6.66 and it's highlighted and also there's $20 worth of $2 bills and no other cash, and then they will feel cursed for months or even years.

StillFullyTerrible posted:

tbh i've been extremely tempted to key the gently caress out of the ex-cop qanon guy 7 houses down's SUV because of all the awful stickers on it

it's me, i'm the shitheel

StillFullyTerrible posted:

tbh i've been extremely tempted to key the gently caress out of the ex-cop qanon guy 7 houses down's SUV because of all the awful stickers on it

it's me, i'm the shitheel

DicktheCat posted:

Hi.
I'm the devil on your shoulder.

When you do it, wear a mask.



E: this is called a joke.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Buy a pro-life, LGTB, or like a Communist sticker and slap it on. See how long before he notices peels it off.

RareAcumen posted:

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

BEADS

Fly Molo posted:

bees?

FreudianSlippers posted:

Buy a pro-life, LGTB, or like a Communist sticker and slap it on. See how long before he notices peels it off.

biracial bear for uncut posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tesCZq2.mp4

Humphreys posted:

I may be dumb but the Morse isn't anything meaningful

Humphreys posted:

I may be dumb but the Morse isn't anything meaningful

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Hello, have a bean anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWQMvHNOnI