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Big Beef City posted:what are yours filled with?? cheap cream
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Sep 16, 2020 19:46
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news to me
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Sep 16, 2020 19:47
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uh hey guys they don't call them 'twinkies' because they're not filled with twink cum
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Sep 16, 2020 19:48
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ADDICTIVE BUTT RUB MAYO. 
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Sep 16, 2020 19:55
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There's just this flavor combo that happens when a thin layer of mayo is between a ripe tomato slice and toasted bread that is magical. Gimme a BLT goddammit.
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Sep 16, 2020 19:56
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i want a bucket of butt rub wedgies
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Sep 16, 2020 20:04
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Big Beef City posted:i want a bucket of butt rub wedgies and the BUTT RUB MAYO is a garlic chipotle kind of thing im going to make my own this weekend but VEGAN addictive butt rub mayo 
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Sep 16, 2020 20:07
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Thanks to thread posts I just realized I have not had a deviled egg in over a year. It's like, "goddamn dude, what is wrong with you? make some deviled eggs already!" I have local farm eggs, some mayo, a bit of salt and paprika. The farting tonight will be cataclysmic.
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Sep 16, 2020 20:14
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Sep 16, 2020 20:37
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its all nice on rice posted:There's just this flavor combo that happens when a thin layer of mayo is between a ripe tomato slice and toasted bread that is magical. it's true. the seasonal tomatoes usually suck here but my goodness, once you get a good one... I even skip the bacon and lettuce. Just a T, toasted bread, good mayo, that's it.
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Sep 16, 2020 20:39
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whats the popsicle stick for
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Sep 16, 2020 20:39
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Sep 16, 2020 20:42
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But remember: this isn't about motherfuckers hating mayo. This is about motherfuckers on the internet hating motherfucking mayo because they motherfucking feel like motherfucking hot sauce is the new motherfucking fad because it's motherfucking woke, motherfuckers.quote:I like hot sauce eating rear end What does your partner think about you hot-saucing their rear end before eating it? You'd think this may be a good case-study for where mayo is more comfortable for everyone involved.
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Sep 16, 2020 20:45
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you do not want hot sauce near your sensitive bits
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Zaurg But A Horse posted:But remember: this isn't about motherfuckers hating mayo. This is about motherfuckers on the internet hating motherfucking mayo because they motherfucking feel like motherfucking hot sauce is the new motherfucking fad because it's motherfucking woke, motherfuckers. you tell em wow so, so true
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Sep 16, 2020 20:48
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also if you both have hot wings before careful of the old using spit as lube
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Sep 16, 2020 20:50
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pixaal posted:also if you both have hot wings before careful of the old using spit as lube nicey icey
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Sep 16, 2020 20:56
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When I was a kid another kid used to talk all the time about how his mom cooked the best food and everyone else ate bland food and didn't know about spice. Looking back it was weird that a kid cared about that at all but it was definitely something his family talked about and he parroted. One day I was convinced I was missing out and asked him what made his mom's food so good. That kid said "this" and pulled a giant bottle of store brand seasoned salt and a bottle of Crystal out of his backpack and I still think about it to this day.
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Sep 16, 2020 20:58
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Lol if you don't rub Tiger Balm directly into your urethra.
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Sep 16, 2020 21:00
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I love that online show where they interview celebrities while the celebrities have to keep down cold cuts of chicken that have been slathered with mayonnaise. The catch is that each goop of mayo has a little more black pepper than the last!
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Sep 16, 2020 21:01
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pixaal posted:you do not want hot sauce near your sensitive bits Uh yeah you do
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Sep 16, 2020 21:06
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Jasus Christ posted:I love that online show where they interview celebrities while the celebrities have to keep down cold cuts of chicken that have been slathered with mayonnaise. John Boyega got through 3 tbs of mayo and 3 entire grinds of pepper before he had to reach for the olive oil popcorn. I was impressed.
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Sep 16, 2020 21:07
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Wanna know the real unlovable condiment? loving wasabi. This tastes like horror and adds nothing to food.
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Sep 16, 2020 21:08
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Das Boo posted:These last two pages have been a ride. I've learned that there are people that find buttered popcorn gauche and US Southern food bland. As a snooty European I have never had buttered popcorn (and sounds weird as all gently caress) and all I know about the south is that people tend to be fat. I did eat alligator once and would again. With mayo!
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Sep 16, 2020 21:09
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Motherfucker posted:Wanna know the real unlovable condiment? did you know that most wasabi that you get is actually powdered horseradish, reconstituted and dyed green because 'real' wasabi is prepped from a different type of horseradish root that is hard to come by and relatively pricey? The real kind...tastes almost exactly the same kinda. So. well there ya go.
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Sep 16, 2020 21:13
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Big Beef City posted:did you know that most wasabi that you get is actually powdered horseradish, reconstituted and dyed green because 'real' wasabi is prepped from a different type of horseradish root that is hard to come by and relatively pricey? It also loses flavor in minutes so you need to eat it shortly after it is prepared.
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Sep 16, 2020 21:14
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Real wasabi suuuucks bad it tastes like the good fake stuff diluted in planty-tasting water. Even in glorious nihon they agree with this opinion
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Sep 16, 2020 21:18
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Motherfucker posted:Wanna know the real unlovable condiment? 
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Sep 16, 2020 21:19
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When it comes to discussing condiments on the internet the two criteria you need to consider are trendiness and perceived social class. Pick whichever category you want to make yourself seem superior in and start disparaging the condiments of your lessers. Remember, the mayo heirarchy for both axes is: aioli (not actually mayo, but no one cares) > homemade > whatever brand you claim is best > the other brands > Miracle Whip. You can move up one grade by mixing in something trendy, like Sriracha or duck fat. Be careful- trends can change quickly; heed the lessons learned from truffle oil. God help you if the word or substance "Kranch" passes your lips.
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Sep 16, 2020 21:19
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Donkey posted:"Kranch" passes your lips. I assume this is ranch, barf and something else?
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Sep 16, 2020 21:26
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Kranch on my craisin.
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Sep 16, 2020 21:31
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You can use mayonnaise in mashed potatoes to make them extra good. Just substitute mayonnaise for the potatoes 1:1 by volume and double the butter.
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Sep 16, 2020 21:32
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Manager Hoyden posted:You can use mayonnaise in mashed potatoes to make them extra good. Just substitute mayonnaise for the potatoes 1:1 by volume and double the butter. Or use cream like a normal person
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Sep 16, 2020 21:33
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The vegan Hellman's / Best Foods spread is actually quite good and a good substitute. I think the "Just Mayo" was alright but I haven't tried it in a while.
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Sep 16, 2020 21:34
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pixaal posted:Or use cream like a normal person Hey get as fancy as you want just take out the nasty taters and put that good mayo in
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Sep 16, 2020 21:35
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Manager Hoyden posted:You can use mayonnaise in mashed potatoes to make them extra good. Just substitute mayonnaise for the potatoes 1:1 by volume and double the butter. Buttermilk ...and horseradish
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Sep 16, 2020 21:44
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I'm not white but I love mayo It's basically eggs and eggs are great
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Sep 16, 2020 21:44
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Away all Goats posted:I'm not white but I love mayo
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Sep 16, 2020 21:50
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numberoneposter posted:its mostly oil Oil is also great
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Sep 16, 2020 21:51
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adding cauliflower to mashed potatoes is pretty great, at least to my palate. but then I like cauliflower in several different contexts. god bless the versatile little brassica in her many permutations  also if you don’t want sour cream in your potatoes, adding Greek yogurt will also do fine in my experience
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