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Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Lets see what's upcoming, most of these are very :nws:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1035120/Lust_from_Beyond/

quote:

Lust from Beyond is a psychological horror with occult and erotic themes. The game creators are Movie Games Lunarium, developers of Lust for Darkness - the game that proved it is possible to create a liaison of erotica and horror. Now, thanks to the experience gained in the previous production, Movie Games Lunarium is returning with Lust from Beyond, opening the door to a realistic world full of desire, fascination and fear.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1085750/Sex_with_Stalin/

At least the dev name is on point.

quote:

You, being the young time traveler, get the opportunity to meet the greatest dictator in history - Stalin. And what's next? It's up to you! Communicate with Stalin and reveal his most hidden secrets! Share advices and help the leader to reach worldwide supremacy! Or... show that mustache guy what's real love is!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1129540/Orc_Massage/


quote:

Orc Massage is a 3D adult simulation game. You play as an honest Orc who is trying to make a living with his business, but his monster girl clients have a bad habit of getting turned on by his "handy work". Will he stay professional or be seduced by his clients? That is all on you!


https://store.steampowered.com/app/1097200/Twelve_Minutes/

Not 'bad' but more 'Wait, what?'

quote:

TWELVE MINUTES is a real-time top-down interactive thriller with an accessible click and drag interface.

What should be a romantic evening with your wife turns into a nightmare when a police detective breaks into your home, accuses your wife of murder and beats you to death...

Only for you to find yourself immediately returned to the exact moment you opened the front door, stuck in a TWELVE-MINUTE time loop, doomed to relive the same terror again and again...

Unless you can find a way to use the knowledge of what’s coming to change the outcome and break the loop.

TWELVE MINUTES blends the dream-like tension of THE SHINING with the claustrophobia of REAR WINDOW and the fragmented structure of MEMENTO.

Featuring James McAvoy, Daisy Ridley, and Willem Dafoe.


https://store.steampowered.com/app/1125890/Wedding_Designer/

quote:

Agency simulator that deals with organizing weddings in unusual locations. Some look for fashionable places, others originality. This is where imagination counts.

I was going to say this doesn't seem bad either, just niche until i saw the screenshots.

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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

The tasteful porta potty in the wedding picture background :discourse:

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock


what is that kind of mask/hair pin called? I seem to recall I've seen it in several places

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I actually backed this ones Kickstarter. Despite being a kinda poo poo walking sim I dug how insanely over the top the previous game was. The amount of hilarious levels of gore and hornieness made me laugh my rear end of, much like with many really bad horror movies.
There's a free stand alone prologue if anyone wants to see the stupidity for themselves. And I highly recommend it.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1170820/Lust_from_Beyond_Prologue/

They're also releasing another demo soon.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Uh, Twelve Minutes looks awesome, not sure why you put that in here...

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

ymgve posted:

what is that kind of mask/hair pin called? I seem to recall I've seen it in several places

I don't know if it has a specific appropriate name, but based on the way it's worn, at Japanese festivals, you can buy masks, and usually you don't want to spend the entire evening in a solid full-face mask, especially because there's food and poo poo. So you slide it over to the side/on top of your head.

So it's reaching for that kind of cultural connection. Like, weeb that I am, just from that picture I'm expecting her to be a tengu or yatagarasu, sprinkle Japanese terms or honorifics into her speech, and probably fill the Obligatory Dating Game Tsundere role.

...The pervert in me is reflecting that since yatagarasu is the three-legged crow, she'd probably be packing a little extra surprise for our orc masseur. :pervert:

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
:chloe:

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

I don't need to defend myself in this thread of all places. :colbert:

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

Dareon posted:

...The pervert in me is reflecting that since yatagarasu is the three-legged crow, she'd probably be packing a little extra surprise for our orc masseur. :pervert:

I'm going to need her phone number. Thx.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Surprising levels of corvid horniness itt

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Captain Hygiene posted:

Surprising levels of corvid horniness itt

corvid 19"

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

I should hope so, though in this thread I guess lower isn't out of the question.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Here, in this raunchy thread, anything crows.
-
But also, here's a game that hurts my eyes. It might be good, but whatever it's doing with the visuals makes my eyes water.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1392170/Schastye/

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Jamfrost posted:

But also, here's a game that hurts my eyes. It might be good, but whatever it's doing with the visuals makes my eyes water.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1392170/Schastye/

I kinda hate that 'retro' is taken as a criticism-immune excuse for people to have lovely art rather than a conscious decision with limitations to work with, but I grudgingly appreciate that the difference between good pixel art, pixel art that at least tried even if it fails, and pixel fart is very stark. Jaggy pixels only work if your art design is simpler to match, and that art design is not close to simple enough. Also love how the white action text is completely unreadable where it overlaps with the computer screen, great UI choice there.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Honestly there's no winners when you're getting 'retro pixelart' for early 3D.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
You can't just set the internal render resolution low and call it retro argh

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
The dev should checkout this tutorial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Wf-EegBgg

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

kirbysuperstar posted:

You can't just set the internal render resolution low and call it retro argh

During the big itch.io BLM bundle everyone was hyping up A Short Hike but it was basically unplayable for me because of this. Just absolutely headache-inducing in a way no actual PlayStation game was.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Dominate them all :nws:

Creepy game with creepy stop animation using poser models.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Largepotato posted:

Dominate them all :nws:

Creepy game with creepy stop animation using poser models.

This picture is absolutely sublime.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

boy howdy i just love that hardcore porn is ok in steam preview videos and screenshots

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Jamfrost posted:

That looks decent enough. I see actual effort, like the scrotal feet, for example.

Now here's... something (probable asset flip):

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1380500/Presidents_Sniper_Shooting/

There's just something about a game with inconsistent shadows.

I can scarcely think of a worse name for a "protect the president" game than "President Car Sniper Shooting"

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

Radio Paranoia posted:

This picture is absolutely sublime.



"Hey youse guys!"

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

kirbysuperstar posted:

You can't just set the internal render resolution low and call it retro argh

They didn't do that though because the image on the computer monitor is way higher res than the rest of the scene and clashes horribly with even the frame of the monitor itself.

e:

Sleeveless posted:

During the big itch.io BLM bundle everyone was hyping up A Short Hike but it was basically unplayable for me because of this. Just absolutely headache-inducing in a way no actual PlayStation game was.
IIRC it had an option to disable the pixel filter for people who got headaches.

RPATDO_LAMD fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Sep 2, 2020

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

They didn't do that though because the image on the computer monitor is way higher res than the rest of the scene and clashes horribly with even the frame of the monitor itself.

You're not wrong, I think, but it could just be a weird artefact of the display being another camera rendered to a texture or something. Either way I loving hate it.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Anime Feet... A more powerful combo of words doesn't exist.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

I'm more disgusted by the fact that hentai is an actual steam tag.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1396580/Hey_ma_im_a_Dragon_Now/

On one hand this is weirdly nostalgic of being a high schooler making terribly unfunny monkey cheese crap with very limited skills and resources but on the other hand even then I wouldn't have had the audacity to expect anyone to pay money for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEn0py7yAMc

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
I uh...

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1409640/Tomato_Way_3/

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?


I don't know what I expected when I clicked that link, but I was brought to tears by what I saw.

Sure it might only have one review, but that review is by the one, the only, "badass sex expert" so you know it's good stuff

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





A genre-defining masterpiece and one of the high points of its generation?

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

Captain Hygiene posted:


A genre-defining masterpiece and one of the high points of its generation?

You think that, but

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The first two Tomato Way games have decent reviews, so there's that.

Mr.Misfit
Jan 10, 2013

The time for
SkellyBones
has come!

Not gonna lie, that game is genuine auteur indie gaming and not really appropriate for this thread.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Mr.Misfit posted:

Not gonna lie, that game is genuine auteur indie gaming and not really appropriate for this thread.

The cutscenes are art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMtuPtB7JYw&t=189s

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Finally I can find out what happened between Tomato Way 1 and 2

haldolium
Oct 22, 2016



https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/apps/256799082/movie480_vp9.webm?t=1599267961

realistic sun and shadows in ApowerEdit

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1387320/Left_Dex/

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Left Dex A Game With Challenge, Adventure, Strategy, Indie, Parkour Rectangle, Large Difficulty, Single-Player Game, Sun and Realistic Shadow.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


My Village Life

quote:

My Village Life is a open world village simulator vehicle driving game.

quote:

Is this game relevant to you?
Because you've played games tagged:

Indie Casual Singleplayer Funny

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Is this where the stonks guy goes for spring break?

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