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As penance for my sins (not "getting" avocado toast) I will be dressing myself in sackcloth and heading out into the woods. But just because I'm practicing mortification of the flesh as atonement for my sins, doesn't, mean I still can't look hip doing it! #hairshirt #penance #burlap #sackcloth
https://burlapshades.com/
These great new shades will not just help me look great as I beg forgiveness from my followers and God, but also help me "Return to a simpler time when you didn't have to worry about social media, WW3, or chronic back pain." according to the manufacturer. And not just that, by buying a pair I helped plant a tree! So I'm helping to save the earth through my good works. That's like double repentance! Mortifying the flesh never looked so good! Be sure to follow me on Instagram where I'll be updating you on my penance status, but also releasing lots of bonus content like wailing and gnashing of teeth!
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Sep 20, 2020
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Apr 26, 2024 14:27
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I've always wanted to be able to say "Oh shoot, my sunglasses have a hole in them," and now I can!
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Sep 20, 2020 18:34
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Unfortunately I'm going to need the prescription burlap shades, I hope my vision plan covers them
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Sep 20, 2020 18:36
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Longing for the good ol' days when little Johnny would roll a barrel hoop along the train tracks with a stick before plowing headlong into Old Mr. Finney's Soda Fountain on account of not being able to see poo poo through the loving burlap sack over his head, but at least I can relive those moments with these shades that make me look like a giant fly.
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Sep 20, 2020 19:34
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Honestly I'm just impressed. I think you will be the flyest motherfucker in the woods if you roll out with a pair of thsoe.
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Sep 20, 2020 20:22
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dude, an overpriced hipster hairshirt and an rem song to match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNkr95LMXnY
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Sep 20, 2020 23:26
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Putting on my burlap shades before canvassing the neighborhood
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Sep 21, 2020 01:12
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Putting on my burlap shades before canvassing the neighborhood
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Sep 21, 2020 02:14
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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They rent their garments... from the store.
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Sep 21, 2020 12:01
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- Finger Prince
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Future so bright I gotta wear burlap shades (to go with my burlap sack and burlap bindle).
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Sep 21, 2020 12:38
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- nut
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secured the bag (with ribbon I found in the trash behind valumart)
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Sep 21, 2020 12:43
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yeah these are Gucci leprosy bindings. keep scrolling
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Sep 21, 2020 14:50
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ngl those are dope
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Sep 21, 2020 18:28
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They rent their garments... from the store.
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Sep 21, 2020 20:13
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There's hardly anything left after I bought these Dolce & Gabbana robes so I've got this oath of poverty thing in the bag
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Sep 21, 2020 21:26
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my makeup tutorial is just me smearing ash on my face as I wail in lamentation but it’s somehow the least annoying makeup tutorial video on yt.
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Sep 21, 2020 21:35
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i remember reading that book as a child. it told a story of a young sackcloth-wearer (i guess thats a type of person? weird niche audience but i rolled with it) who wanted to get huge stats on a little social media platform called tiktok. they started out on vine, doing some wild poo poo, getting mad retweets and appearing in some really popular youtube comps. after vine, there was a dark time of doing stories on teh gram and stuff, not really the same level tho, but after a while tiktok comes along and they use all of their experience, clout and momentum to post the most-watched video on all of tiktok, ultimately entering their handle - @big_dumper - into the annals of history, alongside legends like corey from australia(?) and some others i can't remember
of course this was the early 90s so none of those words made any sense to me, and all of the people they referenced didn't exist yet. i guess the real lesson was about hindsight or something?
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Sep 21, 2020 22:03
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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thicc instagram model pouring ashes on their booty, turning ash wednesday into rear end wednesday
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Sep 22, 2020 02:07
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instagram post with so many sackcloth brand tags that you can’t even see the sackcloth itself
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Sep 22, 2020 17:42
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potato sack draped over my juicy rear end while french fries are suggestively dumped over me for a photoshoot
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Sep 22, 2020 17:47
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sexy hardees commercial starring the chainsaw guy from resident evil 4
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Sep 22, 2020 17:48
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- Escape From Noise
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instagram post with so many sackcloth brand tags that you can’t even see the sackcloth itself
Getting a burlap dance
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Sep 22, 2020 18:00
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Kissing a crucifix of Marshmallow Peeps cupcakes on Good Friday. Adoration of the cross never tasted so sweet!
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Sep 22, 2020 18:11
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