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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

machete butts. i wish it was machete spaghetti

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Would Slapnuts have been a better name?





It would have been, right?

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
HAMMER BAG

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Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
ugh

Ad by Khad fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Sep 23, 2020

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

We joke all the time about ratings getting to 1.5 then 1.0 but with AEW getting around a million unopposed they're incredibly close to outright beating raw within a year once it dips to sub 1 levels and that's hilarious

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

i'm mace masta

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I’m candy kisses

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 32 days!
I got my Retribution name from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrLjW_abVLA

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Vince should just crib names used in Longmont Potion Castle prank calls.

https://talkinwhipapedia.fandom.com/wiki/The_Many_Names_of_LPC

quote:

Amelia Hitch
Art Brakkitt
Artie Yamamoto
Bart Concord
Bart Hacker
Bart Racket
Ben Claypaper
Benedict
Benny Liquid
Bernard Fuddle
Bert
Biblio Dewangus
Bob E. Sackit
Bracket
Buck Pucker
Buddy Gripple
Bunchel Amos
Cain from Jamacia
Candlelight Vigil
Carla Winfrey
Castro @ Tuff Shed
Chaplain Crabtree
Chaplain Shumaker
Cocker
Cokie Blaylock
Collette Gagagucci
Corkie Blaylock
Cornelius Fiddlebone
Curtis Nayla
Dan Limon
Daniel Racket
Darla Clacker
Dawson Yassen
DeFranco
Delmo
Dennis Hackett
Desmond is a Crackpot
Desmond Sanford
Dewey
Dick NoNo
Dicky Lipton
Dieter's Heat
Dirk Funk
Dominick w/ UPS
Don Savage
Donald Chaka
Donald Savage
Doug Hackett
Douglas from Best Services
Dr. Fiddlesticks
Dr. Gordon Hucker
Dr. Hackett
Dr. Slap
Dudley
Dugan Nash
Dulap Perry
Duncan Cocker
Duncan Crocker
Duncan Whopper
Dunkel Wacker
Dusty Staccato
Elastical Gomez
Ellen Prack
Elmo Slaughter
Emilio Glidden
Emilio Hackett
Enrique From Morocco
Ernie in Brighton
Felix Babakuntos
Fennel Cartwright
Fifi Nono
Flip Liquid
Franklin Donovan
Fredrick Frick
Fricky
Gavinaugh
George Zamfir
Giannini
Gilberto Bababuci
Gordon Daniel
Gordon Jump
Gordon Whacker
Gorilla Romero
Grandpa Tweedle
Gregory Nipper
Grover Knox
Gwen@WaffleHouse
Harley Racket
Harold Sacks
Herbert Prick
Herbie
Herschel Klinger
Hicky
Holmes and Tesla
Hooper
Hoyt Herringbone
Hubbard
Huberto Gugliacci
Jack Maniacky
Jefferies Crescent
Johnny Goodbody
Julio Ointment
Kermit Neville
Kiplet Christian
Kyle Fresh
Lamont Norberto
Laverne Beasley
Levar w/ The Answer Team
Levi Goulet
Lindo
Lloyd Wabbit
Luther Manhole
Lyle Loudly
Lyle Nibett
Mad Man Lamb
Mad Man Lorenzo
Mad Man Pujol
Manford Desmond
Manny (I call him Mayonnaise‎)
MC Squawk Box
McNuts
Melinda Stuttered
Molecular Lionel
Monroe w/ Tough Shed
Montoyan Artesian
Monty at Sears
Mookie Blaylock
Mr. Freebish
Mr. Freebus
Mr. Nipper
Mr. Underbakke
Mrs. Robbin
Mueller Cetera
Mummy Napkin
Mumra
My Name Is Bert
My Name Is Sissy.
Nannette Nunanacci
Nigel Zackit
Nipper
Nuno Gloop
Orville Nash
Orville Sash
Otis King
Pancho Herrera
Pashion Hodges
Peg Leg Howell
Pico
Pierre Tannoy
Pierre the Tree Cutter
Polish Stallion
Prick Baxter
Priscilla Jones
Rasmusen Yassen
Raymond in Golden
Rectal Beasley
Red Brown
Red Dog
Remington
Reuben Gomez
Reuben Norman
Rodney, Randy...
Roger Hackett
Rusty Savage
Sandyman
Schlobo Nix
Schneider Webb
Sergio
Sergio Sarcagian
Shepler
Shutterbug Sean
Simmons
Smitty
Solomon Gumball
Spencer Zebra
Stan Bracket
Stan Racket
Steadman Slick
Sweeney Dixon
Tanyo Lubbock
The Bringer of Pain to Your Face
The Desert Diva
The Lollipop of Love
The Loveseat Man
The Slick Panther
The Tortilla Herder
This is Gomez
This is Les
This is Todd.
Tom and Flip
Tom Gugliotta
Tongue Jam Tim
Tonya Lubbock
Towlette Petatuci
Travis Shoe Boat
Trinidad from UPS
Tripper with the Archdiocese
Troy w/the Nachos
Troy Wolf
Troy Woof
Twinkie Glidden
Twinkie Gorilla
Valdez Chewbacca
Virtual Balboa
Wade Webb
Walker with the Archdiocese
Wallace Thrasher (call me Stretchy)
Yodeling Jacques
Your Friend Frank
Your friend Lucas
Yucatan Suckaman
Yvonne Goolagong

Gonz fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Sep 23, 2020

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I got Crispy Butts

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Live footage of the WWE writers room yesterday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
I will never get tired of that video.

Meadowhill
Jan 5, 2015
HAMMER NO OTHER NAME NEEDED

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rarity posted:

Mia Yim is Ratchet, Mercedes Martinez is Clank

SMH, for years the NXT crowds were chanting that the wrong Mercedes was Ratchet, and it turns out neither of them were.

Rarity posted:

J-Ru I want a name change

Sorry, the new tag-team of Hiromu Takahashi and Ryusuke Taguchi already have that trademarked.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Seth Rollins posted:

monsta spaghetti

hey what's up also-st-paddys-birthday friend

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Wrong place...



MACE

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
my retribution name is "no gimmicks needed" steve the samurai

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

shiksa posted:

my retribution name is "no gimmicks needed" steve the samurai

one of the best

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 32 days!
Here's some more Retribution names I just happened to come up with off the top of my head, completely out of nowhere, from scratch
    Slab Bulkhead
    Bridge Largemeat
    Punt Speedchunk
    Butch Deadlift
    Hold Bigflank
    Splint Chesthair
    Flint Ironstag
    Bolt Vanderhuge
    Thick McRunfast
    Blast Hardcheese
    Buff Drinklots
    Crunch Slamchest
    Fist Rockbone
    Stump Beefknob
    Smash Lampjaw
    Punch Rockgroin
    Buck Plankchest
    Stump Junkman
    Dirk Hardpec
    Rip Steakface
    Slate Slabrock
    Crud Bonemeal
    Brick Hardmeat
    Rip Slagcheek
    Punch Sideiron
    Gristle McThornbody
    Slate Fistcrunch
    Buff Hardback
    Bob Johnson
    Blast Thickneck
    Crunch Buttsteak
    Slab Squatthrust
    Lump Beefbroth
    Touch Rustrod
    Beef Blastbody
    Big McLargehuge
    Smoke Manmuscle
    Beat Punchmeat
    Hack Blowfist
    Roll Fizzlebeef

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Here's some more Retribution names I just happened to come up with off the top of my head, completely out of nowhere, from scratch
    Slab Bulkhead
    Bridge Largemeat
    Punt Speedchunk
    Butch Deadlift
    Hold Bigflank
    Splint Chesthair
    Flint Ironstag
    Bolt Vanderhuge
    Thick McRunfast
    Blast Hardcheese
    Buff Drinklots
    Crunch Slamchest
    Fist Rockbone
    Stump Beefknob
    Smash Lampjaw
    Punch Rockgroin
    Buck Plankchest
    Stump Junkman
    Dirk Hardpec
    Rip Steakface
    Slate Slabrock
    Crud Bonemeal
    Brick Hardmeat
    Rip Slagcheek
    Punch Sideiron
    Gristle McThornbody
    Slate Fistcrunch
    Buff Hardback
    Bob Johnson
    Blast Thickneck
    Crunch Buttsteak
    Slab Squatthrust
    Lump Beefbroth
    Touch Rustrod
    Beef Blastbody
    Big McLargehuge
    Smoke Manmuscle
    Beat Punchmeat
    Hack Blowfist
    Roll Fizzlebeef

quack i thought you closed chikara

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Metal Bar, which feels lame even for Retribution

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Here's some more Retribution names I just happened to come up with off the top of my head, completely out of nowhere, from scratch
    Slab Bulkhead
    Bridge Largemeat
    Punt Speedchunk
    Butch Deadlift
    Hold Bigflank
    Splint Chesthair
    Flint Ironstag
    Bolt Vanderhuge
    Thick McRunfast
    Blast Hardcheese
    Buff Drinklots
    Crunch Slamchest
    Fist Rockbone
    Stump Beefknob
    Smash Lampjaw
    Punch Rockgroin
    Buck Plankchest
    Stump Junkman
    Dirk Hardpec
    Rip Steakface
    Slate Slabrock
    Crud Bonemeal
    Brick Hardmeat
    Rip Slagcheek
    Punch Sideiron
    Gristle McThornbody
    Slate Fistcrunch
    Buff Hardback
    Bob Johnson
    Blast Thickneck
    Crunch Buttsteak
    Slab Squatthrust
    Lump Beefbroth
    Touch Rustrod
    Beef Blastbody
    Big McLargehuge
    Smoke Manmuscle
    Beat Punchmeat
    Hack Blowfist
    Roll Fizzlebeef

Some Gorch-rear end names right here.

https://youtu.be/-4ZkmgU32GU

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
they all have last names, that is obviously a fake list

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/AliWWE/status/1308201894297337859

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
WWE Universal Champion Slapjack

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Mustafa Ali? How about BOSTAFF

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
mustafa ali is the real slapjack

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Is he wrestling Ricochet again this week or someone good?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Ali's mistake was beating Humberto Carrillo in a bunch of recent matches on Main Event. If he'd lost, maybe he too could have been suddenly jammed into an out of nowhere tag team and lost a match on Raw instead.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin



This isn't Dynamite or the G1 buddy, can't be the best match of the week.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


A match too good for TV. And the WWE Network.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Ali would be a loving star literally anywhere else, I feel bad for him. He did everything he could to get over and still got put on loving Main Event.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

his career really got derailed bad when randy crushed his orbital

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
that reminds me, whatever happened with that hacker storyline

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

kitten emergency posted:

that reminds me, whatever happened with that hacker storyline

Nothing.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

kitten emergency posted:

that reminds me, whatever happened with that hacker storyline
it was Retibution, their names are just because Vince just watched The Matrix.

Slapjack is our Neo

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

DLC Inc posted:

Ali would be a loving star literally anywhere else, I feel bad for him. He did everything he could to get over and still got put on loving Main Event.

I feel like WWE talent are finally learning there isn’t only one game in town. Don’t know where Ali stands on this but yeah, he hopefully knows what he needs to do since he wants the spotlight.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lZvRMxbw3I

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

I only just realized Slapjack was Shane Thorne, as in the same guy who was in loving TM-61 epochs ago, holy loving poo poo. Talk about being spat around the NXT system.

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

I'm feeling conflicted about Ali. On the one hand he is an amazing wrestler and I appreciate that he is not a whiny rear end in a top hat on Twitter, at least not the kind that blames the fans for his or WWE's lack of success.

On the other hand, he is still with WWE. So, uh, yeah. Made your own bed there, buddy.

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