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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
*puts on sunglasses*

russians... only russians fly that low...

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 22:59 on Sep 28, 2020

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Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

err posted:

I stand with Kim

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

BeefThief posted:

then again maybe this somehow blooms into WWIII with turkey drawing in the NATO powers (minus the US for the first three years) and Russia and China dumping their entire GDP into military production over a scrap of inarable land between two seas you forgot about.

speak for yourself i know the Caspian sea is in there somewhere.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

im gonna go check the rhizz0ne to find out who i should root for

Malkina_
May 13, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
You should root for Armenia

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

*puts on sunglasses*

russians... only russians fly that low...

*takes off glasses*

well you see, they were the ones to come up with the idea of fighting fire with fire in their tanks, so it would make sense that their planes would be driven like cars

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Armenia is the good guys in this one iirc because Nagorno-Karabakh is almost entirely populated by Armenians and Azerbaijan is willing to help Turkey take a second crack at the whole Armenian Genocide thing if Turkey helps them re-annex Nagorno-Karabakh.

Malkina_
May 13, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Turkey wants to genocide the Kurds in addition to the Armenians

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



They have a real problem not doing genocides, it seems

Malkina_
May 13, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Kazinsal posted:

They have a real problem not doing genocides, it seems

A perfect fit for NATO

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Kazinsal posted:

They have a real problem not doing genocides, it seems

turkey and genocide goes together like turkey and cranberry

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Kazinsal posted:

They have a real problem not doing genocides, it seems

how many more of these are people forgetting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assyrian_genocide
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_genocide

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



I think Turkey might be one of the bad guys, y'all

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/MenshevikM/status/1310702333135851521

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

https://twitter.com/bathroomartpoli/status/1296117507993096193?s=19

i am struck by how such a low follower account has become a meme

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

so if Armeania loses, all the people living in the contested territory are going to get genocided huh

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019

at least two of these are right

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019
Iran is doubling down support for Armenia. Get ready for us to official embrace panturkism

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

is this gonna be a big thing

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019

Stairmaster posted:

is this gonna be a big thing

20% yes 80% no

ask in 5 days

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Xaris posted:

turkey and genocide goes together like turkey and cranberry

As in, very poorly, but inexplicably popular nonetheless.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Xaris posted:

turkey and genocide goes together like turkey and cranberry

lol

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Stairmaster posted:

is this gonna be a big thing

russia is probably going to step in as a favor to whichever side likes them more

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i like armenia bc of they sexy women. with the bad attitude and epic knockers, rear end, club dress, etc. they get my vote. case closed.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



motion seconded

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Smythe posted:

i like armenia bc of they sexy women. with the bad attitude and epic knockers, rear end, club dress, etc. they get my vote. case closed.

im gonna need evidence to back up this claim

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Stairmaster posted:

im gonna need evidence to back up this claim

https://www.google.com/search?q=arm...ih=888&biw=1920

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


imagine getting so mad at assad that you start siding with loving erdogan

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Vasukhani posted:

Iran is doubling down support for Armenia. Get ready for us to official embrace panturkism

Panturanism*

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
One day old friend. One day...

https://twitter.com/Joelrookwood/status/735132612134588416?s=19

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019


that dude is a bot made by wasbappin btw. Can’t speak Somali at all

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

Smythe posted:

i like armenia bc of they sexy women. with the bad attitude and epic knockers, rear end, club dress, etc. they get my vote. case closed.

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
armenia should have accepted a handful of those soviet nukes

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019
im pro Russia enforcing status que ante bellum and no one getting ethnically cleansed/genocided

Boredumb
Mar 10, 2005


The Ararat tour is really good, and that part of it was a surprise, I hadn't known about it.

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020

now THIS is bappin

Malkina_
May 13, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

StashAugustine posted:

imagine getting so mad at assad that you start siding with loving erdogan

The lion Assad has this unique hypnotic effect on liberals

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Smythe posted:

i like armenia bc of they sexy women. with the bad attitude and epic knockers, rear end, club dress, etc. they get my vote. case closed.

dont know anything about azerbajain and tbh before like 3 days ago would often wonder if it was actually a nation or just someplace I made up in my head BUT Im willing to bet there are also a lot of hot babes in azerbajain. that whole region is hot women.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
found another good one. in this, the armenians' dance moves are so powerful it throws off turkish soldiers' aim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=733EtpHBD_s

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The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Smythe posted:

i like armenia bc of they sexy women. with the bad attitude and epic knockers, rear end, club dress, etc. they get my vote. case closed.




Judge Dredd Scott posted:

now THIS is bappin

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