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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I wanted. It was normal cheddar and I wanted extra sharp cheddar.

It was the first time amazon has offered a one day delivery in a very long time so i pulled the trigger.

It did not arrive.

I got a text saying it was running late and if I don't get it tomorrow they will refund it.

I really wanted some easy cheese tonight.

Yes I spent like 40 bucks on a 12 pack of regular cheddar easy cheese last night.. or rather 7 am yesterday morning.


Thoughts?

Comments?

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

who will be the first to call it fake cheese because its made with vegetable oil instead of animal fat, then call it disgusting?


taking bets

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

I just can't bring myself to insult you, there's no need

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Did you at least get some triscuits or somecrap to put it on? Are you shootin' them badboys straight into your maw?

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
lol loving dork

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
you never go full goon.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica
I hope it was for sex

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You should have supported your local aerosol cheese creators instead

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



I spent about $20 ordering 5 bags of Tapatio Doritos a few weeks ago so I almost feel your shame, OP. In my defense, Tapatio is delicious and I haven't been able to find them anywhere since moving to the east coast about 5 years ago.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Oops.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Oct 2, 2020

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Don't worry about not receiving the spray cheese, OP. It's probably that fake cheese made with vegetable oil instead of animal fat. It's disgusting.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
I'm not sure why, but when I read the thread title, I thought "over-nighted" was gonna mean you ate an entire twelve pack of aerosol cheese in one night. Shipping makes more sense, but I still think you should try my idea.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Do you have chicken in a biscuit to apply the cheese to op? If not why even bother?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Shadow0 posted:

I'm not sure why, but when I read the thread title, I thought "over-nighted" was gonna mean you ate an entire twelve pack of aerosol cheese in one night. Shipping makes more sense, but I still think you should try my idea.

That sounds like a great way to go blind.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Do you even know what an aerosol is, OP? It sounds like you were dealing gels or possibly foams. Please educate yourself on colloids before you return.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
do you mean the stuff from The Goofy Movie op?

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Oh, overnight shipping. I thought OP stayed up all night, finishing the twelfth can of spray cheese as rosy-fingered dawn greeted the land.

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


Yes OP, I'm curious as to why, and why so many?

I mean, I'll buy it like once a year or two (y'know, like as a joke. No, I secretly like it sometimes) but that seems like a lot to get through.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Sleazy cheese on a salted cracker ain't bad, OP. Maybe refrain from eating all 12 cans in one sitting.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Those cans are full of nitrous, we know your secret op

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Wendigee posted:

who will be the first to call it fake cheese because its made with vegetable oil instead of animal fat, then call it disgusting?

I was going to call it fake cheese anyway, this just makes it even more disgusting. What the gently caress dude. Respect yourself, come down to the cheese thread and we can teach you about proper cheese

Shadow0 posted:

I'm not sure why, but when I read the thread title, I thought "over-nighted" was gonna mean you ate an entire twelve pack of aerosol cheese in one night..

Yeah same

Pulled a 'cheese-nighter', as we say down at the cheese thread

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
kjheaz

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Buying food on amazon wtf

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
look i know there's plenty to criticize about amazon's labor practices but you have to admit their employee toe cheese scrapings are incredibly affordable

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

See how many cans you can squirt up your rear end. Gotta be better for you than eating it

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



I clicked this thinking the title meant you ate 12 cans of aerosol cheese over the course of one night and was gonna document the experience. I’m pretty disappointed.

They’re on their way though OP, there’s still time to get this right.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

The Walrus posted:

do you mean the stuff from The Goofy Movie op?

It's been 25 years and the concept of cheese from a spray can still frightens and confuses me.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Fartington Butts posted:

Are you shootin' them badboys straight into your maw?

The incest porn trend has really gone mainstream

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Mozi posted:

look i know there's plenty to criticize about amazon's labor practices but you have to admit their employee toe cheese scrapings are incredibly affordable

Oh, so now it's also 'disgusting' to eat massive amounts of other people's toe cheese :rolleyes: freakin' goons

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what the gently caress is wrong with you OP?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with you OP?

not enough inflatable cheese

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

make sure you've got some store brand white bread to put it on, that'd be a helluva sandwich! I call it "The Class Act"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

make sure you've got some store brand white bread to put it on, that'd be a helluva sandwich! I call it "The Class Act"

Missing the pimento loaf.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You think I'm printing money over here or what?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

You think I'm printing money over here or what?

Listen, it's bridge night tonight and I'll be GOD DAMNED if everyone thinks we're poor because we didn't put out any pimento loaf. GET THE LOAF. GET IT, NOW.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Shadow0 posted:

I'm not sure why, but when I read the thread title, I thought "over-nighted" was gonna mean you ate an entire twelve pack of aerosol cheese in one night. Shipping makes more sense, but I still think you should try my idea.

:same: on both counts.

Inhale the "cheese"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

cheese overnight, from frants

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

cheese overnight, from frants

Perfectly paired with my box of Franzia chard.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Class Act sandos
Boxed wine
if we can mozi to bring those pickled eggs from the other thread we got ourselves a hell of a night lined up

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
In a pinch you can stop by the pet store and get the Kong branded spray cheese. They got a liver flavored one too so you can definitely take it up a notch if you’re feeling fancy.

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