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Like just read the US constitution. It clearly states, If one of more of the presidential candidates die during an election, each party peak a representative to spend a night in the haunted mansion and who ever is still there at the end of the night wins the inheritance. Look this isn't that hard people.
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The Dark Project posted:I need to go to bed, but I am so stuck wanting to stay up to see how this keeps unfolding. If I go to sleep and Trump dies, I am going to be pretty mad, so make sure you keep him pumped full of those wonderful life magic drugs that some people seem to believe in. The chance that there's going to be a development bigger than "another republican caught it" in the next 24 hours or so is pretty small, you want to be in a state to appreciate it when it does happen. Seph posted:But it is a fair point that others have brought up though, even if he survives he could still be incapacitated for weeks/months. I just think it's a bit early to start dancing on his grave. But yeah, do not get overly invested in him actually dying, that is still not a very likely outcome overall.
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ketchup vs catsup posted:he's gotta survive long enough to be convicted in New York alongside his kids Chances of him surviving for a couple of years after he leaves office seem vanishingly small.
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FlamingLiberal posted:This is good and all, but we know that Dems have said they are way more likely to vote by mail than the GOP is. GOP voters tend to vote on election day. In the past, that hasn't been true, which you can see from the 2016 numbers they provided in those very tweets. Vote-by-mail turnout used to have a significant chunk of ancient conservative assholes. But, now, who knows? It's a promising sign that should be tempered with "past trends are useless in the face of 2020's all-consuming chaos."
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:04 |
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Deptfordx posted:Even if he doesn't die, there's no way he's going to be healthy enough to get back out on the campaign trail before the election. Boris Johnson was in hospital for a week, he was out of action for a month, and even then he was looking exhausted. There’s no way Trump will be back out campaigning. With the slim possibility that he’s well enough, and able to, he’ll have the fear of dying etched in his brain.
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The Glumslinger posted:He's not gonna die today, this disease isn't that fast unless he caught it like a week earlier than we think
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:06 |
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The biggest upside of him dying is that it would make millions of Americans take Covid seriously who otherwise would not, literally nothing else will reach those people and they will absolutely revert to form if he pops back on TV recovered talking about how it was no big deal.
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:07 |
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I want Trump to live forever. The best outcome is being laid out up through the election and ending up with hosed up lungs and heart.
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:07 |
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Look on the bright side, Donnie! At least now you no longer have to worry about catching it!
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:07 |
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One sad conversation is that we have definitely passed the window in which any stimulus would get to anyone before the election. There are too many physical, material, structural and legal impediments to doing it in <4 weeks. This probably makes Republicans less likely to actually support more stimulus checks or other grants/loans.
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:08 |
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Crackbone posted:Chances of him surviving for a couple of years after he leaves office seem vanishingly small. He would have died almost immediately after leaving office. Narcissists like that need an ever increasing high and there’s no way he can replicate being loving president. Also this campaign is now dead so relax and take solace that we won’t have pissbaby tweeting at his followers to do a voter intimidation
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I’d love to see him survive to the election and die of despair when they announce he’s lost but sorry I mean thoughts and prayers
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:09 |
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Oodles posted:Boris Johnson was in hospital for a week, he was out of action for a month, and even then he was looking exhausted. Relatively healthy friend of mine was in the hospital for a week with it back in April. He lost like 30 pounds, took him weeks to get back to moving around somewhat normally, and strenuous activity (I'm talking about walking up a hill) knocks the breath out of him. This disease absolutely devastates you.
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:09 |
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Bread Set Jettison posted:I’d love to see him survive to the election and die of despair when they announce he’s lost but sorry I mean thoughts and prayers I picture Longshanks in Braveheart
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FlamingLiberal posted:It took Herman Cain like 5 weeks from infection to death. The election is less than a month away. This lines up with my dream scenario where Trump dies on November 4th after witnessing a crushing electoral defeat.
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:11 |
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DynamicSloth posted:The biggest upside of him dying is that it would make millions of Americans take Covid seriously who otherwise would not, literally nothing else will reach those people and they will absolutely revert to form if he pops back on TV recovered talking about how it was no big deal. For some maybe. For most of the idiots that still don't take it seriously, they'll just throw it on the "actually it's the dems who killed him" conspiracy pile.
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:11 |
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https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/1312469829199093760 Sounds like they're laying the groundwork for a boycott.
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DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/1312469829199093760 I think they can gently caress up the process more if they’re not boycotting. I think the real play here is to see if senator grassley (87 years old) is willing to risk his own life for this. Edit whoops grassley isn’t the head of judiciary anymore but they don’t need to pull many more republicans to stop the process. A GIANT PARSNIP fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Oct 3, 2020 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:18 |
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I know it won't happen but if Trump's insistence in stealing a SC seat lead to both his death and it failing that would be something future history books would claim is something made up to discredit him because there is no way the universe is that pat
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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:I think they can gently caress up the process more if they’re not boycotting. I think the real play here is to see if senator grassley (87 years old) is willing to risk his own life for this. they absolutely cannot gently caress the process up more by not boycotting, if by boycotting they can deny a quorum. they can always show up when republicans assemble one
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ImpAtom posted:I know it won't happen but if Trump's insistence in stealing a SC seat lead to both his death and it failing that would be something future history books would claim is something made up to discredit him because there is no way the universe is that pat Hubris. Someone, either in this thread or one of the others discussing this made a mention about checking Olympus to see if the Greek gods were back. This is really like the end of a Greek Tragedy where the protagonist gets hoisted on his own petard but instead of one protagonist it's the whole senior republican leadership. Edit: evilweasel posted:they absolutely cannot gently caress the process up more by not boycotting, if by boycotting they can deny a quorum. they can always show up when republicans assemble one I'm picturing one junior R and one junior D sitting in a committee chamber. The R gets up and calls the meeting to order. The D calls for a role call. They sit there for 20 minutes at the clerk calls the roll and waits for people who aren't there to answer. Finally, it completes, they enter a motion to resume tomorrow due to the lack of a quorum. "See, ya tomorrow Todd?", "See ya tomorrow Bill" And they both walk out of the room. Murgos fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Oct 3, 2020 |
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"The president is reported to be in good spirits, much like Nelson after his victory at Trafalgar."
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an AOL chatroom posted:Relatively healthy friend of mine was in the hospital for a week with it back in April. He lost like 30 pounds, took him weeks to get back to moving around somewhat normally, and strenuous activity (I'm talking about walking up a hill) knocks the breath out of him. This disease absolutely devastates you. There was a before and after photo doing the rounds a few months back. Pre-Covid he was absolutely ripped, in the after picture he looked like he'd been deflated to 2/3rds size. Edit: Found it. https://www.webcenterfairbanks.com/content/news/Before-and-after-pictures-show-nurses-battle-with-coronavirus-570663331.html
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Data Graham posted:This doctor sounds top notch He's an osteopath. Which is certainly a legitimate flavor of medical doctor, but very far from an infectious disease expert.
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DynamicSloth posted:The biggest upside of him dying is that it would make millions of Americans take Covid seriously who otherwise would not, literally nothing else will reach those people and they will absolutely revert to form if he pops back on TV recovered talking about how it was no big deal. Amazing that people still believe that. They're just going to reframe it as a targeted attack from the chinese.
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:29 |
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an AOL chatroom posted:Relatively healthy friend of mine was in the hospital for a week with it back in April. He lost like 30 pounds, took him weeks to get back to moving around somewhat normally, and strenuous activity (I'm talking about walking up a hill) knocks the breath out of him. This disease absolutely devastates you. Even if Trump ends up having what amounts to mild flu symptoms, which is at the moment is what has been -officially I guess? god the information released has been such a god drat mess- confirmed that he has, that alone usually has a hell of recovery time, let alone factoring in his age and general lifestyle. Add in the stress of the fact his campaign is totally off the rails. Even if everything goes 100% in his favor, he's still going to be very much trying to recover by the time of the election.
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:29 |
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evilweasel posted:they absolutely cannot gently caress the process up more by not boycotting, if by boycotting they can deny a quorum. they can always show up when republicans assemble one A Judiciary Committee quorum requires two members of the minority. Of course McConnell has already made it plenty clear that he's going to have a senate vote held regardless of the committee.
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:30 |
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evilweasel posted:they absolutely cannot gently caress the process up more by not boycotting, if by boycotting they can deny a quorum. they can always show up when republicans assemble one Senate quorum is 51 senators so leaving the Senate does nothing at their current numbers unless they can get 3 Republican senators to flee with them which, like, right.
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Wait isn't trump 45 years old and under 200 lbs? Why would he die from Covid being at peak fitness just coming off a 7 summit climb
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Fritz the Horse posted:He's an osteopath. Which is certainly a legitimate flavor of medical doctor, but very far from an infectious disease expert. wait what?! Why is he the point man for this???
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I believe McConnell can just push it to the floor if he does not have quorum on the committee.
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sexpig by night posted:wait what?! Why is he the point man for this??? I assume the other doctors Trump talked to over the years didn't flatter him enough.
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Glass of Milk posted:I picture Longshanks in Braveheart I'd settle for Humperdink from Princess Bride. To the Pain.
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:36 |
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The Dave posted:Still like 80 at absolute worst right? It’s too delightful to think about it taking him but I roll my eyes hard at the posters that literally took the diagnosis as a “death sentence”. The last big thing to happen to him that led to all this also had a 20% chance of taking place so
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:36 |
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insta posted:Plus, he's gotten away with literally everything else. 2020 doesn't owe us anything. I'm looking at the same dataset and saying "no, 2020 owes us quite a loving lot"
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:36 |
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skylined! posted:Ya his campaign is over. His campaign manager has covid, his digital manager is in jail, he is about to die. It’s all over. The trump era is loving dead. It looks like the few big worries coming up is what the armed chuds are going to do. Trump left them with "Stand back, stand by", so some of them are probably going to try to go out in a blaze of glory. There's also the power vacuum created by the US not having a "working" leader in place, so China and Russia might take this as a queue to make their next big moves. Plus, who knows how the stock investment cult will take this news. Will this be the straw that breaks the economy's back?
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:37 |
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sexpig by night posted:wait what?! Why is he the point man for this??? He was hand picked by former WH doc Ronny "Candy Man" Jackson. Remember that Ronny Jackson was the guy who released a letter saying Trump was in perfect health and could probably live to 200 based on his superhuman genetics. I hate to break it to you, but Donald Trump does not, in fact, hire the best people. There aren't many physicians out there who are willing to take the high-profile position of doctor to the President and also willing to make official public statements that Donnie is not in fact obese, he is very handsome, and his blood is made from distilled patriotism.
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:39 |
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Data Graham posted:This doctor sounds top notch He went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.
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Murgos posted:"See, ya tomorrow Todd?", "See ya tomorrow Bill"
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https://twitter.com/ryanlizza/status/1312475441186308099?s=21
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