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I said come in! posted:This reminds me of the fact that a little girl was kicked off a heart transplant in favor of Dick Cheney. he's got maybe a couple more years left in that heart btw maybe not even that much
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Lol that was totally recorded days ago need proof of life with trump holding today's newspaper.
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Bogus Adventure posted:If ONLY there was something we could all do to help slow or stop the spread of COVID-19? Like, something that blocked sick people from breathing on others, or some method of sanitizing hands. https://twitter.com/BarrettSallee/status/1312567853145563138
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LabyaMynora posted:Trump might be getting special treatment, but if Christie’s getting it, it’s because he needs it. They’re both powerful politicians, and they’re both definitely getting special treatment regardless of how fat and concerning their symptoms are
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 03:16 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:You feel better then you feel worse. How was your heart during all this? That's my biggest concern with getting it because genetics gave me a lovely hosed up heart . I read about people who's heart rate "spiked" to what my normal is and it freaked them out; my heart rate right now is 102 and I'm laying on a couch with a weighted blanket and a cat in my lap. If I drop to normal levels, I'm either barely awake or literally fainting
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The White House outbreak was indeed caused by someone with political motives - Donald J. Trump. The political motive: downplay COVID in the hopes that doing so would help him re-elected.
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The coronacone of shame this is what liberals want
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I'm finding that this is my favorite Trump rona meme format
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Rasta_Al posted:They’re both powerful politicians, and they’re both definitely getting special treatment regardless of how fat and concerning their symptoms are Chris Christie is a washed-up has-been who couldn’t even get special treatment at a Taco Bell. He should start doing Hallmark movies... assuming he doesn’t die of corona this week.
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 03:20 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:He doesn't exclusively eat fast food because he's a germaphobe; he allegedly exclusively eats fast food because if it's pre-prepared and sat under a heatlamp it's not going to be poisoned. Donald trump: the ur-goon
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https://twitter.com/weijia/status/1312577872662589440?s=20
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https://mobile.twitter.com/AFP/status/1312576509350010881
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 03:26 |
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Me in 2010s: drat, some sort of like retribution to the boomers in government that don't give a poo poo but doesn't impact me in a massive way Monkey's paw in 2020: *makes ok hand*
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 03:27 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Yikes! I'd better try to stop trying to get pozzed in the name of MAGAKAG. That doesn't sound fun at all. Yeah man, I cannot stress how important it is to not get it- it's not worth trying your luck. My blood type by the way is A+, there may be truth to the speculation that A blood types get hosed worse than O blood types. I couldn't find out what Trump's blood type is, but I suspect it's A. My wife is O+, she wasn't nearly as bad as I was but she certainly felt it. Friend posted:How was your heart during all this? That's my biggest concern with getting it because genetics gave me a lovely hosed up heart . I read about people who's heart rate "spiked" to what my normal is and it freaked them out; my heart rate right now is 102 and I'm laying on a couch with a weighted blanket and a cat in my lap. If I drop to normal levels, I'm either barely awake or literally fainting My heart was very much taxed, I hate to say. I got a lot of heart fluttering and I was far more aware of my heart beat than usual, like I had too much caffeine. Normal tasks that were a mild struggle become very difficult, oxygen depletion is a very real and bad thing with coviid. I would suggest getting an inexpensive finger oxygen sensor and keep an eye on your oxygen levels, and maybe even ask your doctor if your insurance can help you out with having some kind of emergency oxygen on hand, but I don't know if that's realistic. Stay safe. LifeSunDeath posted:drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better. Thanks, friend!
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lmao
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:You feel better then you feel worse. LifeSunDeath posted:drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better. LifeSunDeath posted:drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better. LifeSunDeath posted:drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better. LifeSunDeath posted:drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better. LifeSunDeath posted:drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better. LifeSunDeath posted:drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better. LifeSunDeath posted:drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better.
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Scroogled again Smugworth fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Oct 4, 2020 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:The coronacone of shame this is what liberals want This is right by my house. I left town yesterday because while they are not allowing tailgating on campus I assume the rest of the city will be a giant, beer-soaked virus party for the entire weekend. Thank you for bringing back football, President Fluid Lungs.
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Thanks for sharing your experiences, coronagoons. Sorry you had to go through that, but I'm glad you survived It's harder for him to touch his face at least.
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Maybe he addicted to sucking his own dick, makes you think. The cone of shame is a powerful implement
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Lamech posted:Who is ready for some SNL tonight! Should be a hoot. No Malarkey! They're just showing a rerun, talk about a missed opportunity
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I'm terribly sorry Pot Smoke Phoenix. I am glad to hear you came out the other side after all those symptoms and hardships. If there's truth to the blood type theory, I'm set up well. But I am still isolating* and masking while I search for a job. I believe I will have one after Wednesday. *been around a couple friends, masked, they mostly work from home I'll tell you what I'm not doing: spending a quarter mil to get a lung devouring virus at a buffet. Holiday Inn ain't even doing buffets in most places right now.
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 03:53 |
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fuvkin lol
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 03:54 |
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They should show trump an advanced copy of Borat 2 and make him have a stroke.
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Smugworth posted:
RIP in peace F
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:
Oh as if a WINNAR like Tlump is going to settle for anything less than A.
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 03:58 |
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That's like a fuckin Corona Cannon But props on your sub-positive lifestyle choic3s
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 04:02 |
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Confirmation: Donald Trump had 40 minutes of diarrhea shits
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I've been thinking. but what are the odds he actually does have a mild case, but he is so thoroughly bitch made that even light symptoms caused him to freak out and order doctors and staff to go all out for him?
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Kung Food posted:I've been thinking. but what are the odds he actually does have a mild case, but he is so thoroughly bitch made that even light symptoms caused him to freak out and order doctors and staff to go all out for him? Honestly, this was my initial take. But I want to believe
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A week ago, I made my wife watch Terminator 2 for the first time ever. So she really appreciates this tweet.
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Kung Food posted:I've been thinking. but what are the odds he actually does have a mild case, but he is so thoroughly bitch made that even light symptoms caused him to freak out and order doctors and staff to go all out for him? “More than 80 percent of confirmed coronavirus cases are not severe” so there is an 80 percent chance
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Kung Food posted:I've been thinking. but what are the odds he actually does have a mild case, but he is so thoroughly bitch made that even light symptoms caused him to freak out and order doctors and staff to go all out for him? 100%. I was absolutely miserable, but I also tend to be one of those rear end in a top hat idiots that never complain until I'm almost dead, because military. Trump would piss off the Pope if he had a paper cut he'd complain so much, so coviid would absolutely make him miserable, and of course everyone around him. Plus, all the people around him are treating HIM the way he treats everyone else- as a walking infested petri dish.
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The problem is that it is hard to know exactly what's going on because everyone involved with Trump lie like breathing.
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"aren't you glad you stayed in?" good one, mcdonalds
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I said come in! posted:A week ago, I made my wife watch Terminator 2 for the first time ever. So she really appreciates this tweet. noice did you guys watch the one with extra scenes?
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Lol, Trump got the corona It's still funny.
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Strong Sauce posted:noice did you guys watch the one with extra scenes? Yep! I had actually never seen that version too, so parts of the film were new to me too.
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All of the patients were shot on the spot in their beds, just to be extra careful.
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