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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

I said come in! posted:

This reminds me of the fact that a little girl was kicked off a heart transplant in favor of Dick Cheney.

he's got maybe a couple more years left in that heart btw

maybe not even that much

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Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Lol that was totally recorded days ago

need proof of life with trump holding today's newspaper.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Bogus Adventure posted:

If ONLY there was something we could all do to help slow or stop the spread of COVID-19? Like, something that blocked sick people from breathing on others, or some method of sanitizing hands.

Does anyone have any ideas?

https://twitter.com/BarrettSallee/status/1312567853145563138

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

LabyaMynora posted:

Trump might be getting special treatment, but if Christie’s getting it, it’s because he needs it.

They’re both powerful politicians, and they’re both definitely getting special treatment regardless of how fat and concerning their symptoms are

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

You feel better then you feel worse.

If he feels bad now, it will get worse.

When I had it, I started with diarrhea & vomiting for 24 hours, then I felt a lot better- for a day.

Then I got a cough and felt feverish, that lasted for 4 days. My sheets were soaked in sweat, that's when I knew it was worse than just a flu.

Then I felt a little better for a day.

Then the fever came back, 102.4- my worst ever, in my entire life.

Then I got the the chills. My fingers turned blue. I couldn't catch my breath, and coughing didn't produce any phlegm.

This lasted for a week or so.

Then I got a little better and thought I was over it, finally.

Then the chills & fever returned, followed by fluid in my lungs. By the fifth day of that, I was ready to go to the hospital-

Then I finally felt better but was fatigued and exhausted very easily for 2 months after all of that.

This idiot will feel better, overextend himself, and go against the grain, and the advice of everyone and gently caress himself up.

:lol:

How was your heart during all this? That's my biggest concern with getting it because genetics gave me a lovely hosed up heart . I read about people who's heart rate "spiked" to what my normal is and it freaked them out; my heart rate right now is 102 and I'm laying on a couch with a weighted blanket and a cat in my lap. If I drop to normal levels, I'm either barely awake or literally fainting

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





The White House outbreak was indeed caused by someone with political motives - Donald J. Trump.

The political motive: downplay COVID in the hopes that doing so would help him re-elected.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

The coronacone of shame this is what liberals want

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

I'm finding that this is my favorite Trump rona meme format

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Rasta_Al posted:

They’re both powerful politicians, and they’re both definitely getting special treatment regardless of how fat and concerning their symptoms are

Chris Christie is a washed-up has-been who couldn’t even get special treatment at a Taco Bell.

He should start doing Hallmark movies... assuming he doesn’t die of corona this week.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Quote-Unquote posted:

He doesn't exclusively eat fast food because he's a germaphobe; he allegedly exclusively eats fast food because if it's pre-prepared and sat under a heatlamp it's not going to be poisoned.

But mostly because he's an obese manbaby that would cry if he had to eat a vegetable that wasn't deep fried and covered with 200% the RDA of salt.

Donald trump: the ur-goon

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/weijia/status/1312577872662589440?s=20

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://mobile.twitter.com/AFP/status/1312576509350010881

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Me in 2010s: drat, some sort of like retribution to the boomers in government that don't give a poo poo but doesn't impact me in a massive way

Monkey's paw in 2020: *makes ok hand*

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Yikes! I'd better try to stop trying to get pozzed in the name of MAGAKAG. That doesn't sound fun at all.

Yeah man, I cannot stress how important it is to not get it- it's not worth trying your luck.

My blood type by the way is A+, there may be truth to the speculation that A blood types get hosed worse than O blood types.

I couldn't find out what Trump's blood type is, but I suspect it's A.

My wife is O+, she wasn't nearly as bad as I was but she certainly felt it.

Friend posted:

How was your heart during all this? That's my biggest concern with getting it because genetics gave me a lovely hosed up heart . I read about people who's heart rate "spiked" to what my normal is and it freaked them out; my heart rate right now is 102 and I'm laying on a couch with a weighted blanket and a cat in my lap. If I drop to normal levels, I'm either barely awake or literally fainting

My heart was very much taxed, I hate to say.

I got a lot of heart fluttering and I was far more aware of my heart beat than usual, like I had too much caffeine. Normal tasks that were a mild struggle become very difficult, oxygen depletion is a very real and bad thing with coviid.

I would suggest getting an inexpensive finger oxygen sensor and keep an eye on your oxygen levels, and maybe even ask your doctor if your insurance can help you out with having some kind of emergency oxygen on hand, but I don't know if that's realistic.

Stay safe.


LifeSunDeath posted:

drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better.

Thanks, friend!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

lmao

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

You feel better then you feel worse.

If he feels bad now, it will get worse.

When I had it, I started with diarrhea & vomiting for 24 hours, then I felt a lot better- for a day.

Then I got a cough and felt feverish, that lasted for 4 days. My sheets were soaked in sweat, that's when I knew it was worse than just a flu.

Then I felt a little better for a day.

Then the fever came back, 102.4- my worst ever, in my entire life.

Then I got the the chills. My fingers turned blue. I couldn't catch my breath, and coughing didn't produce any phlegm.

This lasted for a week or so.

Then I got a little better and thought I was over it, finally.

Then the chills & fever returned, followed by fluid in my lungs. By the fifth day of that, I was ready to go to the hospital-

Then I finally felt better but was fatigued and exhausted very easily for 2 months after all of that.

This idiot will feel better, overextend himself, and go against the grain, and the advice of everyone and gently caress himself up.

:lol:

LifeSunDeath posted:

drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better.

LifeSunDeath posted:

drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better.

LifeSunDeath posted:

drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better.

LifeSunDeath posted:

drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better.

LifeSunDeath posted:

drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better.

LifeSunDeath posted:

drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better.

LifeSunDeath posted:

drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Scroogled again

Smugworth fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Oct 4, 2020

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

LifeSunDeath posted:

drat that's scary as hell. glad you're feeling better.

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

The coronacone of shame this is what liberals want

This is right by my house. I left town yesterday because while they are not allowing tailgating on campus I assume the rest of the city will be a giant, beer-soaked virus party for the entire weekend. Thank you for bringing back football, President Fluid Lungs.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
Thanks for sharing your experiences, coronagoons. Sorry you had to go through that, but I'm glad you survived :buddy:
It's harder for him to touch his face at least.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Maybe he addicted to sucking his own dick, makes you think. The cone of shame is a powerful implement

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Lamech posted:

Who is ready for some SNL tonight! Should be a hoot. No Malarkey!



Well, probably some Malarkey. Actually most of it will be Malarkey.

They're just showing a rerun, talk about a missed opportunity

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I'm terribly sorry Pot Smoke Phoenix. I am glad to hear you came out the other side after all those symptoms and hardships.

If there's truth to the blood type theory, I'm set up well. But I am still isolating* and masking while I search for a job. I believe I will have one after Wednesday.

*been around a couple friends, masked, they mostly work from home

I'll tell you what I'm not doing: spending a quarter mil to get a lung devouring virus at a buffet. Holiday Inn ain't even doing buffets in most places right now.

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
fuvkin lol

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
They should show trump an advanced copy of Borat 2 and make him have a stroke.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Smugworth posted:


Scroogled again

RIP in peace

F

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:


I couldn't find out what Trump's blood type is, but I suspect it's A.


Oh as if a WINNAR like Tlump is going to settle for anything less than A.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
That's like a fuckin Corona Cannon

But props on your sub-positive lifestyle choic3s

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008


Confirmation: Donald Trump had 40 minutes of diarrhea shits

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
I've been thinking. but what are the odds he actually does have a mild case, but he is so thoroughly bitch made that even light symptoms caused him to freak out and order doctors and staff to go all out for him?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Kung Food posted:

I've been thinking. but what are the odds he actually does have a mild case, but he is so thoroughly bitch made that even light symptoms caused him to freak out and order doctors and staff to go all out for him?

Honestly, this was my initial take. But I want to believe

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


A week ago, I made my wife watch Terminator 2 for the first time ever. So she really appreciates this tweet.

teardrop
Dec 20, 2004

by Pragmatica

Kung Food posted:

I've been thinking. but what are the odds he actually does have a mild case, but he is so thoroughly bitch made that even light symptoms caused him to freak out and order doctors and staff to go all out for him?

“More than 80 percent of confirmed coronavirus cases are not severe” so there is an 80 percent chance

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Kung Food posted:

I've been thinking. but what are the odds he actually does have a mild case, but he is so thoroughly bitch made that even light symptoms caused him to freak out and order doctors and staff to go all out for him?

100%.

I was absolutely miserable, but I also tend to be one of those rear end in a top hat idiots that never complain until I'm almost dead, because military.

Trump would piss off the Pope if he had a paper cut he'd complain so much, so coviid would absolutely make him miserable, and of course everyone around him. Plus, all the people around him are treating HIM the way he treats everyone else- as a walking infested petri dish.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The problem is that it is hard to know exactly what's going on because everyone involved with Trump lie like breathing.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
"aren't you glad you stayed in?"

good one, mcdonalds

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





I said come in! posted:

A week ago, I made my wife watch Terminator 2 for the first time ever. So she really appreciates this tweet.

noice did you guys watch the one with extra scenes?

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Lol, Trump got the corona
It's still funny.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Strong Sauce posted:

noice did you guys watch the one with extra scenes?

Yep! I had actually never seen that version too, so parts of the film were new to me too.

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


All of the patients were shot on the spot in their beds, just to be extra careful.

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