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Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
I mean it's always possible the Ranger still pull some trades or some other poo poo and Johnson is more of a 7D type but still pretty fuckin' pointless

e: like if I'm not mistaken one of his downsides is that he's constantly loving up in terms of pinching, stepping up, hanging his partner out to dry, and if you're gonna pair him with someone like DeAngelo then that's gonna play directly into both of their weaknesses

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Big Leg
May 22, 2020

a corpse is talking
find me another hockey defenseman with the same name as a vaguely famous acoustic soft rock musician who also makes 0 dollars no matter how much you pay him because of a bankruptcy settlement, i'll be waiting

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Levitate posted:

I mean it's always possible the Ranger still pull some trades or some other poo poo and Johnson is more of a 7D type but still pretty fuckin' pointless

e: like if I'm not mistaken one of his downsides is that he's constantly loving up in terms of pinching, stepping up, hanging his partner out to dry, and if you're gonna pair him with someone like DeAngelo then that's gonna play directly into both of their weaknesses

It's not that he pinches because you won't notice him cheating up ice
He's just fuckin' slow and stupid so he'll put himself in awful positions and be 3 seconds behind the play at either end

Most of the time you want to not notice "stay at home" defenders but I promise you will notice Jack Johnson loving up nearly every shift, and for some reason coaches decide he needs to play 18 minutes a night.
Pray he breaks a leg.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
So he's Deangelo without the offense. Got it.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/TBLightning/status/1314654519721164800

Hooray for depth, I guess

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Guess I'm late to comment, but Holtby going to VAN seems cool.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Matt Zerella posted:

So he's Deangelo without the offense. Got it.

Unless he jumps on the rush and pretends he's a forward when nobody asked him to.

Then he's a...Deangelo...with offense...but forgot that he's a defenseman? Help me out, here.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/DarrenDreger/status/1314654620564807680

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

CBJSprague24 posted:

Unless he jumps on the rush and pretends he's a forward.

Then he's a...Deangelo...with offense...but forgot that he's a defenseman? Help me out, here.

Deangelo forgets he's a defenseman all the time. It's his default state.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Pretty okay with Holtby in Vancouver at that deal

Pretty not okay with neither Stecher or Tanev signed

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Johnson is oddly good at shootouts if you are looking for the thinnest of silver linings

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/1314655760962539520

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1314655887756341256

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Yowza that's a lot of money
He's probably better than he looked last year (since he was hurt and tethered to JJ) but if not...

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
https://twitter.com/IneffectiveMath/status/1314656309271310337?s=20

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

JawKnee posted:

Pretty okay with Holtby in Vancouver at that deal

Pretty not okay with neither Stecher or Tanev signed

Apparently the Canucks are still negotiating with Tanev

Stecher I have no idea.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1314657740728471559

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
I was just on a 2 hour con call did markstrom sign

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

It's probably gonna be bad if it took this long

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
get your money Marky

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/DarrenDreger/status/1314658348701229056

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
And also please turn back into your first 2 seasons in vancouver again ty

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Why did Justin Schultz cost that much?

I mean if he returns to form it's fine but that's a huge gamble.

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015

I always thought it odd he never got another shot. He didn't seem terrible with Leafs, plus he's "physical" (dirty).

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Mind_Taker posted:

Why did Justin Schultz cost that much?

I mean if he returns to form it's fine but that's a huge gamble.

The combination of the dearth of RD on the market and the Caps' fascination with ex-Pens.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/1314658933504577536

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
I just saw the Jack Johnson news, surely, SURELY we can find someone better to stick in there. Like Libor Hajek wasn’t that bad during the brief time he wasn’t injured.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1314659202380566531

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

clean ayers act
Aug 13, 2007

How do I shot puck!?
https://twitter.com/BradGalli/status/1314657908173484033?s=20

Didnt realize the Wings signed a member of the Wolverine Watchmen

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Ooooooooh boy

Misanthrope
Jun 10, 2001

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
6X6 isn't nearly as bad as I expected.

Our first actual genuine #1 since the guy in my avatar.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

clean ayers act posted:

https://twitter.com/BradGalli/status/1314657908173484033?s=20

Didnt realize the Wings signed a member of the Wolverine Watchmen

That’s clearly a revived late 70’s Neil Peart.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





I see why Canucks signed Holtby

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.
"It'd be nice if Carolina got a goalie," I said.

"It's nice they're not on the hook for thirty-six million dollars over six years," I said later.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Jim Benning's insistence on signing Tyler Myers last summer because he was tall directly cost us out 3rd best player. They signed for the same amount. Glad Benning just couldn't stop having heart palpatations about how good Myers looked when he scouted him back in 2010.

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

Misanthrope posted:

6X6 isn't nearly as bad as I expected.

Our first actual genuine #1 since the guy in my avatar.

I decided to look up Calgary's starters post-Kirpsuoff, and oooooh boy.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Like, goalie voodoo issues aside it doesn't seem that awful? I thought it was going to be a 7x7 monstrosity

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002




Let me know if they find anything worthwhile.

tarbrush posted:

Like, goalie voodoo issues aside it doesn't seem that awful? I thought it was going to be a 7x7 monstrosity

Well he'll be in the top 10 highest paid goalies for probably most of the next 6 years and he's had one good season ever (in which he started 43 games).

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Markstrom was sensational behind some really awful Canucks teams. His boxcars don't do him justice because the team in front of him was so awful. By pretty much every newer metric he was one of the top 2 or 3 goalies in the league over the past 3 seasons and that meshes with what Canucks fans saw. He beat Pettersson for team MVP twice for a reason.

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Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


tarbrush posted:

Like, goalie voodoo issues aside it doesn't seem that awful? I thought it was going to be a 7x7 monstrosity

He's 30 and has has one good season (which was his contract year) after being just ok for a while. He could be good for a while or he could turn into a potato next year. It's a pretty decent gamble by Calgary.

Teams really shouldn't be giving both money and term any longer to goalies. They run a risk of falling off really fast and unlike other positions you don't have bottom lines to bury them on. If they go bad the contract sits on your cap like a terrible boat anchor and you can't do poo poo about it.

edit:

ThinkTank posted:

Markstrom was sensational behind some really awful Canucks teams. His boxcars don't do him justice because the team in front of him was so awful. By pretty much every newer metric he was one of the top 2 or 3 goalies in the league over the past 3 seasons and that meshes with what Canucks fans saw. He beat Pettersson for team MVP twice for a reason.

Maybe he was better than I thought but he's still on the wrong side of thirty now and the risk of a decline is going to increase substantially with every year

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