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sound def helps with this one wholesome If I were to do this with my wife it'd be, "Wanna go to Ross and I wont complain once?" or "Do you want to adopt 10 animals right now?!"
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 20:12 |
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 20:38 |
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Who What Now posted:Why was she putting on makeup if she had no plans to leave the house? Why do you assume she had no plans to leave the house? The real question is why can they not do that poo poo with a baby?
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 20:51 |
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Because babies need attention and sometimes you just want to have time alone with your spouse.
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 20:56 |
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bike tory posted:The real question is why can they not do that poo poo with a baby? If you take your baby, a fun day filled with various activities often turns into tending to your baby's needs in new locations before giving up halfway through and going home.
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:03 |
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I get why it's a nice package, but at the start he just asks her if she wants to go shopping and she says they can't because they have a baby
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:06 |
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you heard shopping she heard Shopping you can shop with a baby, but you sure as hell cant Shop
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:08 |
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Maybe their baby is actually a hornet's nest and they don't want to bring a hornet's nest to brunch.
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:09 |
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Yeah I think shopping means fun shopping not mechanistically shoveling the required components of sustaining life into a trolley.
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:09 |
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OwlFancier posted:Yeah I think shopping means fun shopping not mechanistically shoveling the required components of sustaining life into a trolley. Replace shopping with "going to a restaurant" and trolley with "face" and I guess this applies to restaurants with a babby too idk I basically live my life with a baby strapped to my chest so maybe I'm just jaded about the idea of putting something off "because we have a baby"
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:13 |
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bike tory posted:idk I basically live my life with a baby strapped to my chest so maybe I'm just jaded about the idea of putting something off "because we have a baby" This is you isn't it:
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:18 |
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:33 |
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DandyLion posted:This is you isn't it: What in tarnation
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:38 |
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Biplane posted:What in tarnation
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:40 |
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He's right you know. You can't. It's foolproof.
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:40 |
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So, what's the resolution? He forgot to strap one to his forehead?
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:53 |
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bike tory posted:Why do you assume she had no plans to leave the house? Cause she says they can't leave the house because they have a baby
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:54 |
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gbut posted:So, what's the resolution? He forgot to strap one to his forehead? Babies! Apply directly to the forehead! Babies! Apply directly to the forehead! Babies! Apply directly to the forehead!
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:59 |
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gbut posted:So, what's the resolution? He forgot to strap one to his forehead? Someone drops a noose out of a skylight and hauls him up by his neck if I recall
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:08 |
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gbut posted:So, what's the resolution? He forgot to strap one to his forehead? IIRC they catch him in a noose and hang him.
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:09 |
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bike tory posted:Replace shopping with "going to a restaurant" and trolley with "face" and I guess this applies to restaurants with a babby too Anyway here's this old classic.
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:10 |
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Woebin posted:I'm not a parent and I never will be, but I still realize that not everyone does parenting the same way and not every baby is the same. Maybe your kid is calm most of the time while the people in the video have a baby that frequently screams and cries in unfamiliar environments, or throws up on your nice brunch outfit, or is just hella colicky. Congrats on having a baby you're comfortable bringing around with you though, happy for you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:12 |
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DandyLion posted:This is you isn't it: https://youtu.be/G95Vn-FQRVQ
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:16 |
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Woebin posted:I'm not a parent and I never will be, but I still realize that not everyone does parenting the same way and not every baby is the same. Maybe your kid is calm most of the time while the people in the video have a baby that frequently screams and cries in unfamiliar environments, or throws up on your nice brunch outfit, or is just hella colicky. Congrats on having a baby you're comfortable bringing around with you though, happy for you! This became an official skin!
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:23 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:This became an official skin! Sigil was pretty cool, though.
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:28 |
Woebin posted:That's excellent. Is that a variant you can enable in the campaign, or a hidden Easter egg, it just a deathmatch skin? Does current Doom even have deathmatch? Last new Doom game I played was Doom 3, which still feels kind of like it came out recently to me. I guess I'm getting old. multiplayer in the newest one has two players as demons and one as the doom guy.
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:32 |
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I definitely recomend doom 2016 (and presumably doom eternal though I haven't actually played that because it's expensive)
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:32 |
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Woebin posted:That's excellent. Is that a variant you can enable in the campaign, or a hidden Easter egg, it just a deathmatch skin? Does current Doom even have deathmatch? Last new Doom game I played was Doom 3, which still feels kind of like it came out recently to me. I guess I'm getting old. Currently it's just a multiplayer skin. The only skins that work in campaign are the doomguy skins, although those are also really good: So far no plans to make the enemy skins available in single player, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:32 |
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That woman reacted to shopping like a golden retriever when it sees a tennis ball. I can't imagine getting that excited about shopping, but then again, I don't know what it's like to have a disposable income to speak of.
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 23:13 |
Solice Kirsk posted:Babies! Apply directly to the forehead! Babies! Apply directly to the forehead! Babies! Apply directly to the forehead! Maybe it's because I'm drunk but I laughed.
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 23:28 |
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Husband calls mascara eyeliner, a shameful display
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 23:35 |
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canyoneer posted:Husband calls mascara eyeliner, a shameful display I mean, most guys I know, including me, would have just called it "makeup", for fear of getting it wrong. And being laughed at.
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 23:38 |
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DicktheCat posted:That woman reacted to shopping like a golden retriever when it sees a tennis ball. Well yeah but a) you don't necessarily have to spend money (I prefer doing this online where people can't judge my dithering ways but) and b) it's going out looking at stuff maybe you can or can't afford but in theory the experience is fun, maybe they go to Ross or maybe they go to Nordstroms or specialty stores to buy fun stuff like electronics or cooking accessories or fancy dice for D&D or sex toys the point is to go out. Not sure how that gels with COVID but people do get excited to get out, some of us stick our heads out the windows of the car too. I feel you on the disposable income though, Window(s 10 x64) shopping is more my style.
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 23:46 |
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# ? Oct 13, 2020 00:06 |
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DicktheCat posted:That woman reacted to shopping like a golden retriever when it sees a tennis ball. You can go around and look at all the nice stuff you'll never own. Or go rummage through the charity shops for a bargain. I used to enjoy that, in the before times.
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# ? Oct 13, 2020 00:09 |
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Thanks, I needed this.
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# ? Oct 13, 2020 00:37 |
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Woebin posted:That's excellent. Is that a variant you can enable in the campaign, or a hidden Easter egg, it just a deathmatch skin? Does current Doom even have deathmatch? Last new Doom game I played was Doom 3, which still feels kind of like it came out recently to me. I guess I'm getting old. If you liked Sigil, you're in for a treat. The Doom community has still been steadily making maps, since the 90s, getting better and better and better at it. Modern Doom maps are really impressive; I felt that Sigil was only kind of "ok" by comparison. Every year, they have the Cacowards, for the best wads and mappers and so on. It's the cream of the crop. Really cool stuff. https://www.doomworld.com/cacowards/
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# ? Oct 13, 2020 00:46 |
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hello i made this feels weird and also good to see it pop up unexpectedly. you've made my morning
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Yellow Yoshi posted:hello i made this
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