WeedlordGoku69 posted:

i mean those were entirely different people...? moon slayer was the one going too hard on comedy sixers and internet explorer was the one who probed for the joke

The Maestro posted:

IE is not the only mod who probes for jokes, nor was MS the only mod to do comedy 6ers

christmas boots posted:

I think that the mod/admin positions are probably haunted by some kind of evil spirit that routinely possess them and is responsible for their bad decisions and meltdowns. So in a sense maybe they are the same person.

Pick posted:

Nice self-congratulatory conspiracy theory poo poo, wankjobs. As always, people congratulating themselves on their big win by having driven somebody off or made them on flameout or whatever.

Literally, he just got a job where he didn't have enough time anymore. That's all that happened.

encarta420 posted:

I like to cover my body in velveta and have a bunch of rats lick it off. Only on my upper body though because I wear a chastity belt.

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Pick posted:

Nice self-congratulatory conspiracy theory poo poo, wankjobs. As always, people congratulating themselves on their big win by having driven somebody off or made them on flameout or whatever.

Literally, he just got a job where he didn't have enough time anymore. That's all that happened.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Hi, Pick, I like your cat av!

PipHelix posted:

https://twitter.com/thedavidcrosby/status/1315459950856921094

mind the walrus posted:

Pick posted:

Nice self-congratulatory conspiracy theory poo poo, wankjobs. As always, people congratulating themselves on their big win by having driven somebody off or made them on flameout or whatever.

Literally, he just got a job where he didn't have enough time anymore. That's all that happened.

Splicer posted:

The Maestro posted:

Mod: *hands out probation as a joke*
Also Mod: *probates poster for making a joke on a comedy website’s forums*

Zero One posted:

Khanstant posted:

coffee snobs are aliens to me. I'm drinking some cold coffee I made yesterday afternoon. Usually i buy beans from winco but we're out so I'm just using some preground stuff, idk brand, i think it has vanilla who cares. it's a good bitter drink and drug, doesnt need to have weird plant or animal byproducts dumped in. doesnt need to be hot, the beans dont need everything at some specific temperature and steeping time, hit the button, drink the stuff. the first time i ever drank coffee it was sour because it had been sitting in the pot for weeks and i still liked it. you can straight up just eat the roasted coffee beans and its good. if i had my way nobody would even make coffee, we'd just make our beds out of wet mounds of coffeegrounds and you'd just suckle coffeedew from the night's sweat

one of my least favourite experiences is being in a situation where you have to pretend the extraneous labor that goes into a beanfreaks special methods are significant or impactful in any perceivable way.

Pick posted:

Nice self-congratulatory conspiracy theory poo poo, wankjobs. As always, people congratulating themselves on their big win by having driven somebody off or made them on flameout or whatever.

Literally, he just got a job where he didn't have enough time anymore. That's all that happened.

Platystemon posted:

Like many before him, he quit to “spend more time with [his] family”.

fauna posted:

Sub-Actuality posted:

I have two personalities

nicest person you will ever meet


And...

twisted loving psychopath

Mr Interweb posted:

https://twitter.com/F00LINTHEZ00/status/1314640962035933184

SpaceGoku posted:

my son is a growing boy who was tragically born with a crippling dependency on airlifted pecan pies and he just lost control of the internet forum that was funding his treatment regimen, how else am I to keep him happy and comfortable

cantwellmuckenfuss posted:

LOL. I'm drunk and prob me but gently caress you to the guy who thinks voter suppression isn't a thing because his dumb, white rear end doesn't have a problem because he lives in small density county. I hope you never get cancer cause these big, bad cities have every amenity your hayrick couldn't gently caress a cow to achieve.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

loving cows cures cancer?

catapede posted:

That's not how herd immunity works

Pissflaps posted:

I'm from the UK and I only perform a dedicated rinse on items where the bubbles might not be removable with a teatowel such as a narrowly necked bottle or the lid off a travel cup. On anything else it's simply not necessary.

Sagebrush posted:

Well, maybe not to someone with a British sense of taste, no.

Pissflaps posted:

I've eaten meatloaf my friend. Glass houses.

xtal posted:

Why are all the posts in this thread years old? Where do you even find these?

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Because when Eoray's posting speedometer hits 88pph we get to see some poo poo.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Meatloaf is delicious and some form of chopped, compressed meat exists in all cultures, especially goddamn white-rear end British. What a fucker.

eatcha posted:

This is my innaugural post and I'm drunk,

Deerhoof - great innovative guitar work. Somewhere between "What the gently caress?" and "Fuckin' A!". Albums include "Apple O'", "Milkman" and the "Runners Four".

I've also got to back up the Television, especially "Marquee Moon", amazing album.

Four Tet's "Everything Ecstatic" is also a great listen

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-=Rommel=- posted:

I just had a horrific hard drive crash which lost me about 60 GB of data. I now have a shiny, new, EMPTY hard drive. I lost everything, including all my bookmarks.

I was previously a member of those two friendly sharing places that once were connected to SA but aren't any longer. You know, that gentlemanly place where one could share certain items, as well as that other less focused place where one could share certain other larger pieces of information (the successor to the laundromat place).

Sorry for the double-talk but I'm trying to avoid a ban here.

Anyway, I can still remember my login and password, but I can't remember the address to the login page for either place. If someone could direct me that far, I would be very appreciative. If you have no clue what I'm talking about, just ignore this.



P.S. Also, I just tried to re-install Battlefield 2 and discovered that I must have thrown out the manual - which has the serial printed on it. I still have the case and the CD's. Am I screwed or is there some way to get a new serial without paying for the game again?

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Slather it in parsley sauce and serve it next to jellied eels and it would blow Brits' socks off.

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Bread Sauce is the little breads that have been hollowed out and filled with spinach and artichoke slurry.
What do they do with the bread that's been strip-mined out, though?

Asking for the goose that's holding my rolling papers hostage.

Splizwarf posted:

It's pretty effective, I haven't been in a library in 10 years. Oh, maybe that was because I was worried about how many sets of dickbeaters had fondled the books I was reading. I dunno.

Well, anyway the point is the publishers won in the fight against me because I conceded and I don't read books anymore. Any time I get nostalgic about books and how I liked reading, I just go play a video game or get on the internet. gently caress 'em, they can keep their bat and their ball.

futurebot 2000 posted:

Anytime i feel like going for a run, I just eat a bag of Doritos instead. Suck it, Adidas

Son of Rodney posted:

You eat it since it's objectively the best part of bread. In fact, you roll and knead it up into a dense ball, take small bites and chew it with a mouthful of milk. Thanks 3 year old me for showing us the LIGHT