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Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

My step brother believes in the whole qanon thing and is a Trump supporter. Fortunately, he thinks the election is rigged against him so he's not voting.

I mentioned to my father i was voting by mail and he said he would consider voting for an independent if we could both decide on one we liked.... i guess he forgot he told me he had all ready mailed his in for Trump. Nice try

I have to try to not think of the implications of his actions to try and maintain some sort of relationship

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:14

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# ? May 25, 2024 13:48

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Lol. Trump is going to claim he demolished Biden in the ratings regardless of what the actual ratings are.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:15

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

https://twitter.com/BecuJeanne/status/1316927291386175490

Keep it classy Hannity.

Yeah, they are saying Trump did �so well� because there were so many women in the audience. Gotta praise the virility of glorious leader or he might castrate them.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:15

Regrettable: Jan 5, 2010

Xenocides posted:

https://twitter.com/BecuJeanne/status/1316927291386175490

Keep it classy Hannity.

Yeah, they are saying Trump did “so well” because there were so many women in the audience. Gotta praise the virility of glorious leader or he might castrate them.

So, I take it there was a single woman in the audience?

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:18

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Fred Rogers was one the finest human beings ever to live, and if you read this Esquire article from the 1990s, you'll see why: https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a27134/can-you-say-hero-esq1198/

quote:

He is losing, of course. The revolution he started�a half hour a day, five days a week�it wasn't enough, it didn't spread, and so, forced to fight his battles alone, Mister Rogers is losing, as we all are losing. He is losing to it, to our twenty-four-hour-a-day pie fight, to the dizzying cut and the disorienting edit, to the message of fragmentation, to the flicker and pulse and shudder and strobe, to the constant, hivey drone of the electroculture�and yet still he fights, deathly afraid that the medium he chose is consuming the very things he tried to protect: childhood and silence. Yes, at seventy years old and 143 pounds, Mister Rogers still fights, and indeed, early this year, when television handed him its highest honor, he responded by telling television�gently, of course�to just shut up for once, and television listened. He had already won his third Daytime Emmy, and now he went onstage to accept Emmy's Lifetime Achievement Award, and there, in front of all the soap-opera stars and talk-show sinceratrons, in front of all the jutting man-tanned jaws and jutting saltwater bosoms, he made his small bow and said into the microphone, "All of us have special ones who have loved us into being. Would you just take, along with me, ten seconds to think of the people who have helped you become who you are�.Ten seconds of silence." And then he lifted his wrist, and looked at the audience, and looked at his watch, and said softly, "I'll watch the time," and there was, at first, a small whoop from the crowd, a giddy, strangled hiccup of laughter, as people realized that he wasn't kidding, that Mister Rogers was not some convenient eunuch but rather a man, an authority figure who actually expected them to do what he asked�and so they did. One second, two seconds, three seconds�and now the jaws clenched, and the bosoms heaved, and the mascara ran, and the tears fell upon the beglittered gathering like rain leaking down a crystal chandelier, and Mister Rogers finally looked up from his watch and said, "May God be with you" to all his vanquished children.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:19

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1316811506613325824

Cocaine.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:23

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

FMguru posted:

Same thing with his fake charity appearances - he thought he'd discovered One Weird Trick that put him ahead of everyone - show up at NYC charity events, promise them a big donation, and then welsh on the deal

This is a fantastic summary but please leave Wales out of this

edit: lol I was making a joke but apparently welsh is just as accepted as welch for chickening out. Oh racism.

Hazo fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Oct 16, 2020

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:28

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

why is the camera at trumps rally dead center bookending him between them chicks with the boobs on there

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:28

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

�At the end of Trump's town hall, the NBC News YouTube channel showed 153,660 viewers were watching. ABC News's YouTube channel showed 507,445 viewers at the end of Biden's town hall.�

Admittedly there were a lot of people artificially inflating Biden�s view count to trigger the President but he is not smart enough to understand that.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:29

latinotwink1997: Jan 2, 2008; Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

Nocheez posted:

My ultra-chud brother shared this with my family chat today. It's obviously false but the best part is I looked up who is the chair for Blacks for Trump and it's

Herman loving Cain

You�re supposed to lead with CARL WEATHERS IS NOT DEAD for posts like this! I was really sad for a moment there.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:30

gret: Dec 12, 2005; goggle-eyed freak

FMguru posted:

He doesn't understand generosity or reciprocation. Everything is a dominance game to him. If he asks you to do him a favor, and you do, he doesn't think he owes you a favor in return - he thinks you've just demonstrated how weak you are and takes it as a cue that you're a sucker for further abuse.

To him, there's no such thing as a win-win negotiation, there's always a winner and a loser. If you make a deal with him and walk away happy, to him that means he screwed up and he will immediately begin busting up the deal, or dragging you back and demanding further concessions. NBC threw him a bone when they gave him this Town Hall, and that made him not grateful but contemptuous towards them, and he thought he could bully them further (both for the sheer cruel fun of publicly humiliating someone, and to get them to treat him with kid gloves during the town hall itself) - and why not, they'd already folded once.

This is (IMHO) why he's such a terrible businessman. A good businessman knows how important building networks of trust and reciprocal obligation are. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours; you do me a favor, and I'll owe you one (and make good on it). Trump literally lacks the cognitive ability to that - he's more you scratch my back, ha ha ha you dumb sucker I got you to scratch my back in return for NOTHING!

Which is why he got run out of NYC real estate development. He'd get included in all these deals, and instead of just taking the money he made and banking the goodwill he generated, he would sue all the partners and get them to settle with him, which to his mind made him a genius (not only did he make money on the real estate deal, he got a bunch of extra money by hitting them with a bunch of lawsuits, which they settled LIKE DOGS! I am so smart!) - but it meant that after a couple of years, no one wanted to partner with him on any real estate development projects, and no one invited him to be part of any projects they were setting up. So he moved into building and managing casinos.

Same thing with his fake charity appearances - he thought he'd discovered One Weird Trick that put him ahead of everyone - show up at NYC charity events, promise them a big donation, and then welsh on the deal - you get the headlines and the good PR but don't have to write any checks! What a genius, why hadn't anyone else figured that out? But word quickly got around, and in NYC rich person society you advance and make contacts by writing those checks, so Trump found himself turned out and uninvited from the sort of NYC society events where big deals and relationships are developed and negotiated, and he was left to sell mail-order steaks and do wrestling walk-ons.

Yeah I remember the story about how he went into some charity event and went right up on stage and sat in a seat on stage reserved for one of the donors when he hadn't donated a single cent.

LOL it was a charity event for children with AIDS: https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...eaa5_story.html

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:31

Maggie Fletcher: Jul 19, 2009; Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Xenocides posted:

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1316811506613325824

Cocaine.

Is that his actual voice? I've never heard him speak. He's as mush-mouthed as his dad. It sounds like he's speaking through a mouthful of saliva after not swallowing for several minutes. Does he have a speech impediment? If so, he and his repulsive family have no business teasing Mr. Biden for his stutter. Not that they do either way, but even less so if so.

I have no idea what the ratings will be like for the town halls. We put the Biden TH on all six of our devices, even though I was on a work call and didn't see snips of either until later, in the hopes that it contributes to the orange punk's head exploding once he sees the ratings.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:32

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1316920043553378305

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:32

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Maggie Fletcher posted:

Is that his actual voice? I've never heard him speak. He's as mush-mouthed as his dad. It sounds like he's speaking through a mouthful of saliva after not swallowing for several minutes. Does he have a speech impediment? If so, he and his repulsive family have no business teasing Mr. Biden for his stutter. Not that they do either way, but even less so if so.

I'd never heard either trump spawn talk until the past month or so and amazingly Eric sounds even dumber

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:34

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1316455611161288710?s=20

Look at Junior's tiny hand lol

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:37

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1316450791184642048

Insert sensible chuckle gif here.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:37

SRQ: Nov 9, 2009

yeah knowing even seeming trivial aspects of the local economy is kinda expected if you want to create policy around it.
i'd expect jason kenney to know the price of a barrel of oil and such.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:39

MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

another classy retweet by Dernald "SEAL Team Six killed a body double and then were murdered themselves by Obama" Trumbo:

MrMojok fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Oct 16, 2020

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:47

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

https://twitter.com/ErickFernandez/status/1316926929690394627

Mr. Rogers being awesome. It is telling that GOP hacks see him as a sucker.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:47

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

for those worrying about GOP registration drives

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1316940336858648578
https://twitter.com/baseballot/status/1316804372404342786

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:50

InsertPotPun: Apr 16, 2018; Pissy Bitch stan

i've been really really good these last 5 loving years but i swear to god i might be going to prison if some chud gently caress tries to talk poo poo about mister rogers in front of me

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:51

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

https://twitter.com/MegKinnardAP/status/1316852883627945984

The sad man and his ladybugs are hopefully facing at least a fine.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 06:01

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

Sarah Palin has entered the ring with a stupid argument.

https://twitter.com/sadmonsters/status/1316884656759898113

# ? Oct 16, 2020 06:04

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

https://twitter.com/CREWcrew/status/1316807472640909312

Trump told me I had to support him more or get fired.

I WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS!!!!!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 06:08

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://mobile.twitter.com/ddale8/status/1316957801554522114

# ? Oct 16, 2020 06:17

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Hey maybe let's not let this guy be president again

# ? Oct 16, 2020 06:19

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/1316961949150777344

Okay, welcome to the right side I guess you weirdo.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 06:20

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Take comfort in the fact that the constitution only allows him to be president one more time after this one. 2024 will be here before you know it!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 06:20

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/1316961949150777344?s=20
:downsowned:

e:fb!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 06:21

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://mobile.twitter.com/jbendery/status/1316843006960586758

# ? Oct 16, 2020 06:22

AHH F/UGH: May 25, 2002

Pennsylvania is more important than Florida

# ? Oct 16, 2020 06:22

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

Xenocides posted:

https://twitter.com/CREWcrew/status/1316807472640909312

Trump told me I had to support him more or get fired.

I WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS!!!!!

Imagine being the first loser to get slapped for Hatch Act violations after everything we've seen in the last four years.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 06:22

AHH F/UGH: May 25, 2002

nooneofconsequence posted:

https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/1316961949150777344?s=20

e:fb!

Dems hated her until she said she was voting Biden, then she became a hero to them!!!! Typical libs always hating everyone!!!!!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 06:23

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Xenocides posted:

Sarah Palin has entered the ring with a stupid argument.

https://twitter.com/sadmonsters/status/1316884656759898113

LOL!!!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 06:26

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

Castor Poe posted:

Look at Junior's tiny hand lol

for scale the woman, like, 5 feet behind him still has bigger hands in the photo

# ? Oct 16, 2020 06:26

Meowywitch: Jan 14, 2010; Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

withak posted:

Take comfort in the fact that the constitution only allows him to be president one more time after this one. 2024 will be here before you know it!

Idk I really don't see how Trump can win this one. He's hosed up just about every possible avenue

I would be double 2016 surprised if he won

# ? Oct 16, 2020 06:28

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).