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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I don’t understand why he made it a shirt, no one does that.

Should have been like a fake tatoo. People do that

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/thetimoalbert/status/1316730169726578690?s=21

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Read the thread!

https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1316762933175738369

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/NikiHubbard/status/1316672925232107520?s=20

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

freeedr posted:

Knowing Japanese (and apparently the specific word for pedophile) is not common among random English-speaking white dudes I would think. How the hell would he know what the set of characters is called or even what language it is, much less what that combo of characters means in common speech? It’s silly to say he could have just looked it up

last point aside:

1) the insanely bad kind of weeb has basically picked up on "lolicon" as a euphemism for "pedophile" and/or "child porn" and if you have ever encountered them you have almost certainly heard it in that context. i used to be a global mod on 7chan in my teens (an experience I deeply regret), so yeah, i've heard it too much for one lifetime; but even without that kind of experience it's hard to avoid those kinds of weebs. gently caress, i had a coworker at a retirement home a few years back who proudly told me he was a lolicon, and it was my cue to stay very very far from him.

2) while mistaking kanji for chinese is actually genuinely fair because they share a lot of the same characters, katakana is really distinct-looking and if you've ever encountered something japanese before you've seen bits and pieces, and it's almost impossible to mistake for any other language. i'm pretty sure if you pulled 10 random people, none of them would be able to tell you what it says but they would all know it's japanese and one or two might know it's "the easier kind of japanese."

3) even if you don't know what it's called, looking up "japanese alphabet" on wikipedia pulls up an explanation of the three different writing systems with examples. looking up katakana from that point pulls up a page with a straight-up chart mapping each symbol to a romanized syllable.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If it's fairly simple, it's japanese, if it's complicated, it's chinese, if it's kind of complicated and has lots of circles, it's korean.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Korean is by far the easiest of those three because hangul is an alphabet similar to English where a character = one or two possible sounds depending on where it is in the word. Newspapers and other official stuff still uses Chinese characters though, so there is that.

https://twitter.com/KiwiEV/status/1316493212605911040

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Bridges were built by invisible people and / or ghosts?

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Inceltown posted:

Bridges were built by invisible people and / or ghosts?

no they were made by computer animators, smartass :rolleyes:

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
It’s obviously a magician just out of frame, you philistines.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Google Translate also has a feature where you can draw characters. It's a little crude, but it does get the job done, so assuming the tweet is real then there is no reason the guy couldn't have done his own research into what his shirt said whether or not he knew what katakana was.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


Idk why you posted straight up unedited footage of the game but good on you.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


I wish I had moves like Kim K.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/ASFleischman/status/1316764149389590528

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/jackbrewster/status/1316936889040064514

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice
https://twitter.com/mistermoviespod/status/1316902644728868864

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


WeedlordGoku69 posted:

i'm pretty sure if you pulled 10 random people, none of them would be able to tell you what it says but they would all know it's japanese and one or two might know it's "the easier kind of japanese."
I'm pretty sure you're massively overestimating how much the average English-speaker knows about foreign languages.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




WeedlordGoku69 posted:

i'm pretty sure if you pulled 10 random people, none of them would be able to tell you what it says but they would all know it's japanese and one or two might know it's "the easier kind of japanese."

I'm pretty sure if you surveyed 100 randos then under 10 would know there was such a thing as easier Japanese. I would agree out of 10 they would all at least guess Japanese, but also Chinese and if youre lucky some horrifically racist guessing.

I'm afraid you're weebness has coloured your view of the world.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
a lot of detective work for what I assume is a joke

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Aramoro posted:

I'm afraid you're weebness has coloured your view of the world.

If we're gonna use "weeb" as a perjoriative, let's keep it to its intended meaning of "someone who jizzes their pants over the exoticness of media from the Mystic Orient" and not let it extend to meaning "someone who knows more than jack and poo poo about other cultures", eh?

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Whybird posted:

If we're gonna use "weeb" as a perjoriative, let's keep it to its intended meaning of "someone who jizzes their pants over the exoticness of media from the Mystic Orient" and not let it extend to meaning "someone who knows more than jack and poo poo about other cultures", eh?

I mean it still applies in this case so, sure?

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


There's two kinds of Chinese too.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

The Little Death posted:

There's two kinds of Chinese too.

chris rock's banned netflix special

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



https://twitter.com/RachaelvsWorld/status/1317071278805864449

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Whybird posted:

If we're gonna use "weeb" as a perjoriative, let's keep it to its intended meaning of "someone who jizzes their pants over the exoticness of media from the Mystic Orient" and not let it extend to meaning "someone who knows more than jack and poo poo about other cultures", eh?

Lol gently caress off weeb

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Whybird posted:

If we're gonna use "weeb" as a perjoriative, let's keep it to its intended meaning of "someone who jizzes their pants over the exoticness of media from the Mystic Orient" and not let it extend to meaning "someone who knows more than jack and poo poo about other cultures", eh?

*pulls ur underwear over ur head*

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Whybird posted:

If we're gonna use "weeb" as a perjoriative, let's keep it to its intended meaning of "someone who jizzes their pants over the exoticness of media from the Mystic Orient" and not let it extend to meaning "someone who knows more than jack and poo poo about other cultures", eh?

I believe 10 out of 10 Americans on the street can distinguish among Japanese writing systems at a glance. I am very smart at knowing things about other cultures.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Counting the seconds until Trump deletes the included post!
https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1317108036276609027

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Straight White Shark posted:

I believe 10 out of 10 Americans on the street can distinguish among Japanese writing systems at a glance. I am very smart at knowing things about other cultures.

I think the average person could at least tell there are three different scripts; the curvy one, the pointy one, and the complicated one.

Anything beyond that is a total crapshoot.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Cleretic posted:

I think the average person could at least tell there are three different scripts; the curvy one, the pointy one, and the complicated one.

Anything beyond that is a total crapshoot.

The 'average' person just assumes Japanese and all other Asian languages are moon runes and that's all. That being said, a fair slice of internet dwellers might know some katakana because it really is just the equivalent of a phonetic english substitution cipher. Going to the effort to know it probably makes you a weeb though. My judgement is final, there are no appeals.

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
I was aware Japanese had two forms of writing, 3 is news to me. Couldn’t tell them apart, or from Chinese characters, with any confidence. I recognize Korean because of the circles. I don’t engage much with manga or Anime except for Splatoon because my son loves it so I recently learned about the books going right to left.

And I’ve been on these forums for 18 years and read Kotaku for game news pretty regularly, so I’m probably mildly more tuned in than the “average” person. But obviously much less than anyone who has put in any effort to learn about Japanese culture beyond that one James May show.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I think a lot of it is where you live/grew up. My area has a ginormous Korean population, so even the most oblivious turbohonkies can generally tell Korean from not-Korean because they see Korean on signs all the time.

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
Yeah I mean I grew up in Oakland/San Francisco so there are sizeable populations of pretty much every Asian culture there, but I never had to engage with their writing much or figure out which was which. Ignorant middle class white dude here. Korean really is easier to spot because of the circles, which seem unique to those writing styles. But feel free to correct me on that, because again, ignorant white dude.

I put my son in a bilingual public school to try to correct some of that dominant cultural ignorance. But it’s Spanish/English, so not really a correction on this particular front.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I think a lot of it is where you live/grew up. My area has a ginormous Korean population, so even the most oblivious turbohonkies can generally tell Korean from not-Korean because they see Korean on signs all the time.

Really curious where there's a bunch of koreans and also turbohonkies

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/TomHoltzPaleo/status/1317135464248246273?s=20

quote:

Paleontologists are left bemused after virtual conference’s profanity filter blocks words such as ‘bones, stream and Wang’ from their Q&A. The Society of Vertebrate Paleontology (SVP) hosted its annual meeting as a virtual event throughout the week. Q&A sections held after each presentation became difficult as participants couldn't use a variety of words in their submissions.

Words that were banned included: bone, hell, ball, stroke, wang, jerk, knob, stroke, stream, erection, Dyke, crack, enlargement,lies and beaver.

According to Dr Stephanie Drumheller, the platform the conference used came with a 'pre-packaged naughty-word filter'. A number of the words have since been allowed in questioning

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

stroke so nice they used it twice

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Riven posted:

I was aware Japanese had two forms of writing, 3 is news to me. Couldn’t tell them apart, or from Chinese characters, with any confidence.

The third form of Japanese writing *is* Chinese characters!

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Milo and POTUS posted:

Really curious where there's a bunch of koreans and also turbohonkies

Northern New Jersey.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

zakharov posted:

Northern New Jersey.

:hmmyes:

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Counting the seconds until Trump deletes the included post!
https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1317108036276609027



Hearing that the US President is dumb enough to fall for Onion-style headlines and speak formally to the nation, through one of the ladies who put Deadpool on the map... I don't even have a punchline. That's objectively what's happened.

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Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Counting the seconds until Trump deletes the included post!
https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1317108036276609027



no wonder he appeals to everyone's grandparents.

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