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Fahrvergnügen 34 25.95%
Lederhosen 41 31.30%
Schnitzelhasen 56 42.75%
Total: 131 votes
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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

ded posted:

only 43% don't trust trump at all


:lol:

Those numbers are basically why Biden's not going to do any public appearances while he gets ready for Thursday's debate. The Hunter Laptop poo poo doesn't really need a response because everyone knows how full of poo poo it all is. Back in 2016, it fed into the HILLARY'S ILLEGAL SECRETS narrative because that fit her as a person. When they're trying to run the play now, it just shows (at most) that Joe loves his fuckup son.

Meanwhile, Donnie's on the road yelling about needing to flush toilets fifteen times again because there isn't enough water.

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Thwomp posted:

Is this finally what failure for Trump’s ability to bend reality/narratives looks like?

Turns out they couldn't actually violate laws of nature that way, but damned if they didn't run a convincing play.

Like most grifters

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


the worst thing you can say about the Biden texts is that he extended all the compassion to his son that he denied to countless other addicts, between the crime bill and the successor to the "R.A.V.E." bill, the illicit drug something-something act. someone could do the numbers on how many Hunters Kamala personally sent to prison, but i don't think it'll effect turnout much at this point. yadda yadda we have a two-tier justice system yadda.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Doc Hawkins posted:

the worst thing you can say about the Biden texts is that he extended all the compassion to his son that he denied to countless other addicts, between the crime bill and the successor to the "R.A.V.E." bill, the illicit drug something-something act. someone could do the numbers on how many Hunters Kamala personally sent to prison, but i don't think it'll effect turnout much at this point. yadda yadda we have a two-tier justice system yadda.

On an even playing field you can say both things are virtues, but when the compassion you save for your family actively exempts them from the rules we no longer have rule of law

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I think a lot of people understand that it’s normal as gently caress not to snitch on your family for drugs.

The parent who immediately calls the cops on their son/daughter for drugs is the exception, not the rule.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

mlmp08 posted:

I think a lot of people understand that it’s normal as gently caress not to snitch on your family for drugs.

The parent who immediately calls the cops on their son/daughter for drugs is the exception, not the rule.

Nah, keeping your loving mouth shut when its your kid shouldn't be faulted. Tbh, dropping daddy's name shouldn't either, no one wants to get busted.

Having a word with a judge or a cop while being a career politician should be.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

mlmp08 posted:

I think a lot of people understand that it’s normal as gently caress not to snitch on your family for drugs.

The parent who immediately calls the cops on their son/daughter for drugs is the exception, not the rule.

If you or I don't snitch it's fine,


because we're not politicians who push for laws looking for stiffer punishments or cops who enforce same. If someone wants stiffer penalties for poo poo and then does a "boys will be boys thing" for their own family, thats real hosed.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
AAAAAAAAAAA

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1318302835633696768?s=19

As they were collectively jerking off, he was non-collectively jerking off. AAAAAAA

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

That happened to a goon, once

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Said it before, will say it again: Trump at this point reminds me of Hitler in the bunker only, instead of realizing he was completely finished and eventually doing the world a favor by loving off (in his case, eating a gun), Trump continues to Double Down and will say or do anything as long as he wins.

Unlike his company, where he's been able to be the big strong daddy grand poobah dictator he wants to be in White House, he's actually subject to the opinion of a population that can tell him to suck it and is just now figuring out he may be about two weeks from being on the receiving end of "you're fired" memes. Being totally unfamiliar with this, he spews a bunch of bulshit which will certainly get the attention of his followers, but is too dumb to realize the majority of people don't buy it and are tired of it.

TL;DR- Hair Fuhrer thinks he's the smartest guy in the room and I could see him thinking nuking a million of his own citizens would be a reasonable trade-off for at least four more years in office.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Mmmmm, make it a cool billion and ill vote for him.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Fallom posted:

That happened to a goon, once

DJ IAMWIN?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Woofer posted:

Hot take: we haven’t seen trimp’s October surprise yet.

I’m not fixing the typo of his name. I don’t respect him enough.

Comey told Congress he was reopening the Clinton investigation on October 28, 2016 so yeah, we might get some weird poo poo right before this time.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

This it's probably a dumb question, but where is this talk of "October Surprise" talk come from?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



bulletsponge13 posted:

This it's probably a dumb question, but where is this talk of "October Surprise" talk come from?

The term was coined by Reagan's campaign manager in 1980, but it really refers to any event happening in October of an election year that upsets the outcome.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



See also: Pick whatever the gently caress you want, this October has been full of surprises. Trump Tax Returns, Covid superspreader event, buttery males ft random Delaware computer shops, etc.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

not caring here posted:

It'll be the polls that say people trust fauci more than trump

Big Zhukov on a white horse energy

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Might be the last Democratic Supreme Court win for a while.

https://twitter.com/SCOTUSblog/status/1318330519210348545

Also, the state has a Republican House/Senate, so they're being fuckers about the mail-in vote. They're refusing to allow early-count time, so mail-in votes can only be counted starting at 7AM on election day.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Shot:

quote:


DONALD TRUMP: I would be the greatest fundraiser in history. All I have to do is call up the head of every Wall Street firm, head of every major company, head of every major energy company. Do me a favor. Send me 10 million from my campaign. Yes, sir. They say the only thing is, why didn't you ask for more, sir? I would be-- I would take in more money, but you know what? I don't want to do that. Because if I do that, I'm totally compromised. Because when they call me, you know, you're a loyal person. Then what happens is, hey, you'll do things that are a lot more money.

So when the press says-- and we're raising a lot of money-- we're raising a lot of small money, a lot of 61, 62-- you know, no Republican's ever done that. But when I start calling, I would be-- I would be the greatest fundraiser in history. Don't forget, I'm not bad at that stuff, anyway. And, I'm president. So I call some guy, the head of Exxon. I call the head of Exxon, I don't know. What, you know, I'll use a [INAUDIBLE]. Hi, how you doing? How's energy coming? When are you doing the exploration? Oh, you need a couple of permits, huh? OK.

But I call the head of Exxon. I say, you know, I'd love you to send me $25 million for the campaign. Absolutely, sir, why didn't you ask? Would You like some more? And if I make the call-- now if people make the call, it's different, you know. But if I made the call, I will hit a home every single call. I would raise $1 billion in one day if I wanted to. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do it.

Chaser:
https://twitter.com/exxonmobil/status/1318324411146141701

Congrats to Trump for being the first President to get Exxon Mobile to be like “whoa, hang on a second”

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Looks like that's it for the presidential debate season.

https://twitter.com/HaleighHoffman/status/1318337519675727872

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



facialimpediment posted:

Looks like that's it for the presidential debate season.

https://twitter.com/HaleighHoffman/status/1318337519675727872

:bisonyes:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Shot:


Chaser:
https://twitter.com/exxonmobil/status/1318324411146141701

Congrats to Trump for being the first President to get Exxon Mobile to be like “whoa, hang on a second”

:lol:

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

facialimpediment posted:

Looks like that's it for the presidential debate season.

https://twitter.com/HaleighHoffman/status/1318337519675727872

They were already trying to change the questions to foreign policy since that's what people care about. Theres no way he does it.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Edit: nm

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Shot:


Chaser:
https://twitter.com/exxonmobil/status/1318324411146141701

Congrats to Trump for being the first President to get Exxon Mobile to be like “whoa, hang on a second”

I think this is probably more of a “hey Donnie shut the gently caress up you’re not supposed to admit that” than a “this never happened.”

At the very least I put the odds at 50/50.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe

facialimpediment posted:

Looks like that's it for the presidential debate season.

https://twitter.com/HaleighHoffman/status/1318337519675727872

PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

facialimpediment posted:

Looks like that's it for the presidential debate season.

https://twitter.com/HaleighHoffman/status/1318337519675727872

Got 'em coach.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Am I going to get my wish of seeing Trump silently screaming at a disabled microphone?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Fallom posted:

Am I going to get my wish of seeing Trump silently screaming at a disabled microphone?

Multiple times! The rules are going to be that in each of six segments, each person gets two interrupted minutes, then both microphones turn on for the rest of the 15.

He's *still* bullshitting that they hosed with his mic in the first 2016 debate.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1318343941557788672

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
second post cause gently caress it, 2020 still sucks

https://twitter.com/TheJeffBridges/status/1318341223384518663

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Fallom posted:

Am I going to get my wish of seeing Trump silently screaming at a disabled microphone?

He's just going to start yelling.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Hot Karl Marx posted:

second post cause gently caress it, 2020 still sucks

https://twitter.com/TheJeffBridges/status/1318341223384518663

DONT YOU loving DARE TAKE THE DUDE FROM ME

Arven
Sep 23, 2007

CBJSprague24 posted:

He's just going to start yelling.

He'll walk over and grab Biden's mic, infecting him in the process. Biden dies before the election, supreme court rules that Trump is president by the ancient rite of holmgang.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Hot Karl Marx posted:

second post cause gently caress it, 2020 still sucks

https://twitter.com/TheJeffBridges/status/1318341223384518663

Aw man that loving blows :smith:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
looks like its on!

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1318352345412079617

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


He already said he wouldn’t do it so this is just another masterful chess move.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Woofer posted:

He already said he wouldn’t do it so this is just another masterful chess move.

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/1318354136681897985

this one is going to be good (bad)

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

All the mute button is gonna do is make him yell louder. I can't wait.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

facialimpediment posted:

AAAAAAAAAAA

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1318302835633696768?s=19

As they were collectively jerking off, he was non-collectively jerking off. AAAAAAA

New Yorker?

More like “Nude Jerker”.

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