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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

ButterSkeleton posted:

Woke up today and lol'd that trump is still president

LOL!!!

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
convincing all the republicans they should vote in person on election day (as a way to justify shutting down other ways of voting, natch) is going to result in probably thousands of them dead from COVID in late november lol. getting my own voters killed to pwn the libs

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived
a presidential debate but the candidates can only discuss their favorite foods, favorite color, and what they want to be when they grow up

Majere
Oct 22, 2005
Someone needs to explain marginal tax rates to poor ol 20cent

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Watching 50 cent's nosedive in the industry will be pretty entertaining.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

pro starcraft loser posted:

Watching 50 cent's nosedive in the industry will be pretty entertaining.

Does he have anywhere to go?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/1318587036299710464?s=20

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

TheAardvark posted:

convincing all the republicans they should vote in person on election day (as a way to justify shutting down other ways of voting, natch) is going to result in probably thousands of them dead from COVID in late november lol. getting my own voters killed to pwn the libs

Something I'm looking forward to post-election is data on how many potential GOP voters didn't vote by mail because of trump's bizarre claims, then ended up not voting in person. Also the inevitable stories from his campaign about how money was being wasted in bizarre ways we haven't even considered. I know this news cycle moves fast but his former campaign manager who was responsible for millions in spending being arrested shirtless holding a beer is still insane.

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NBfZcNU4O0

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I think its supposed to be a synonym for techocracy except trumps the exact opposite of a technocrat and those same people get pissed as hell when technocrats are in charge

Presidentocrat, if you get what I mean

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

zer0spunk posted:

a presidential debate but the candidates can only discuss their favorite foods, favorite color, and what they want to be when they grow up

Sleepy Joe says he loves chicken tendies, but I heard he likes the ethnic foods, that's what many are saying, that Joe like lattes and biscot...bis...biscotteh. Nobody, and I mean nobody loves chicken tendies more than me, your favorite president!

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

Bronze Fonz posted:

Early voter data shows democrats at double the republican numbers:



https://electproject.github.io/Early-Vote-2020G/index.html

I’m a no party affiliation. Wonder how many trump voters are. Like 5%?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


rear end anon is my favorite new conspiracy theory

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Grondoth posted:

Does he have anywhere to go?

Isn't he super rich from vitaminwater or whatever? He hasn't exactly been cranking out albums recently.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Hazo posted:

Not Trump but just got a news alert about this

Rush Limbaugh says his lung cancer is terminal


:thunk:

He probably thinks it's unfair he's dying so he wants to take as many people with him as he can (by encouraging them to smoke and get cancer).

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Sleepy Joe says he loves chicken tendies, but I heard he likes the ethnic foods, that's what many are saying, that Joe like lattes and biscot...bis...biscotteh. Nobody, and I mean nobody loves chicken tendies more than me, your favorite president!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7k9rn_9-cg

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



It is bothersome knowing how many of us have nuked our brains by ingesting even a fraction of the stuff you need to be able to follow Republican fever dream ranting.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

TheAardvark posted:

convincing all the republicans they should vote in person on election day (as a way to justify shutting down other ways of voting, natch) is going to result in probably thousands of them dead from COVID in late november lol. getting my own voters killed to pwn the libs

I don't think it can be understated how hilarious it is that Trump's attempts to reduce voter turnout have resulted in his own base deciding that the only way to vote is to do so in person, while the rest of us have discovered it's fun and cool to take advantage of more ways to vote.

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived
i keep forgetting borat 2 comes out the same day as the last debate lmao

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

big nipples big life posted:

rear end anon is my favorite new conspiracy theory

i am a girther,

diaper don can't weigh less than 300lbs

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/08/upshot/this-time-there-really-is-a-hispanic-voter-surge.html

Don't read too much into early voting.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Meg Whitman? Is Elon Musk not available?

Jesus Christ, we aren't going to learn any lessons from this whole national nightmare. Stupid loving people...

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Hazo posted:

Not Trump but just got a news alert about this

Rush Limbaugh says his lung cancer is terminal


:thunk:

It's about goddamn time

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

zer0spunk posted:

i keep forgetting borat 2 comes out the same day as the last debate lmao

borat is gonna turn out to be the russian information source guiliani has been using for years

ButterSkeleton
Jan 19, 2020

SIZE=XX-LARGE]PLEASE! PLEASE STOP SAYING THE R WORD. GOD, IF SOMEBODY SAID THE R WORD, I WILL HECKIN LOSE IT. JUST PEE PEE MY JORTS. CAN'T YOU JUST CALL THEM A SMOOTHE BRAINED DOTARD LIKE THE REST OF US NORMAL PEOPLE? DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

P.S. FREE LARRY YOU FUCKIN COWARDS.
Real talk here : A handful of people I know on the left hate, hate, hate liberals. I've seen this online too, but for myself, I can't bring myself to -actually- hate "liberals" even if I understand where it's coming from . Is this normal?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

TheAardvark posted:

convincing all the republicans they should vote in person on election day (as a way to justify shutting down other ways of voting, natch) is going to result in probably thousands of them dead from COVID in late november lol. getting my own voters killed to pwn the libs

Can you gerrymander a morgue?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Meg Whitman? Is Elon Musk not available?

Jesus Christ, we aren't going to learn any lessons from this whole national nightmare. Stupid loving people...

lol we're going to have republicans in the cabinet but don't worry, white people: these ones don't say the quiet part out loud

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

I just saw they will cut the mic while the other candidates give their first answer to questions.

This is going to be awesome

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

ButterSkeleton posted:

Real talk here : A handful of people I know on the left hate, hate, hate liberals. I've seen this online too, but for myself, I can't bring myself to -actually- hate "liberals" even if I understand where it's coming from . Is this normal?

Define "liberal" and "left."

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Meg Whitman? Is Elon Musk not available?

Jesus Christ, we aren't going to learn any lessons from this whole national nightmare. Stupid loving people...

Like how Charlie Brown always falls for "I won't pull away the football this time," Dems can't resist a good ol' reach across the isle.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


zer0spunk posted:

i keep forgetting borat 2 comes out the same day as the last debate lmao

Also my birthday!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

TheAardvark posted:

its going to be amazing when trump still tries to claim victory/fraud after losing by like 20% nationwide. i doubt even his flunkies will back it up if it's that bad

We'll likely get some whack rear end result showing 99 percent for trump, truly presidential numbers, and it'll be an obvious hack, but they'll just immediately lock biden up and there you go, civil war 2.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


Yeah. Their memes they love to talk about as being so effective have become layers of self referential jokes and callbacks so that nobody outside of terminally online chuds with Pepe AVs can understand what the hell they're going on about anyways.

I remember years when I had Twitter at one point and they got into my mentions with some kind of factional argument and it was just like endless gifs of frogs and centipedes or something. I guess maybe they were trying to creep me out, but it was just a bunch of meaningless babble to me, so I just blocked notifications on that thread.

I guess what I'm saying is that I would like a #2 combo, no ketchup, and a small frosty, please.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

I'm sure the fallout of whatever is in Borat 2 will be funny but I thought the trailer looked kinda bad and I'm probably not going to watch it.

Vidmaster
Oct 26, 2002



Gutter Phoenix posted:

Meg Whitman? Is Elon Musk not available?

Jesus Christ, we aren't going to learn any lessons from this whole national nightmare. Stupid loving people...

It’s called decorum and national healing and reaching across the aisle, and it should come as no surprise to anyone when crazy far left communist Joe is actually another bland centrist corporate democrat. Or this is all a show to make Real American Patriots relax before he takes our guns and implements mandatory sharia law gay marriage space communism :tinfoil:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

pro starcraft loser posted:

I just saw they will cut the mic while the other candidates give their first answer to questions.

This is going to be awesome

i am 100% convinced that if trump even agrees to show with these rules, he will dramatically walk off stage the first time he's muted. The debate will last less than 10 minutes. Out of decorum they won't just air biden alone too lol

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost

GolfHole posted:

borat is gonna turn out to be the russian information source guiliani has been using for years

I've loled about this possibility a couple times this week.

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

Bronze Fonz posted:

Early voter data shows democrats at double the republican numbers:



https://electproject.github.io/Early-Vote-2020G/index.html

I think that was referring to Texas specifically, though. But Texas doesn't seem to report by party affiliation (at least, according to that site), so I don't know how anyone could know.

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

Don't read too much into early voting.

And also this.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Kung Food posted:

Like how Charlie Brown always falls for "I won't pull away the football this time," Dems can't resist a good ol' reach across the isle.

But you see we have to put the people who enabled the rise of fascism in key positions or we might have to actually do the things we promised!

Lol. Dems will never stop self-owning in a way that's only slightly less embarrassing to watch than Baked Alaska.

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Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

Kung Food posted:

Like how Charlie Brown always falls for "I won't pull away the football this time," Dems can't resist a good ol' reach across the isle.

"I see my Republican brothers and sisters, and I know we can work together. We must not just reach across the aisle. We need to go around it. I make this pledge to you, here, today. When I am president, reach-arounds for all Republicans!"

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