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Slowpoke Rodriguez posted:He sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers! Hey, that's only the half-truth!
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Oct 19, 2020 02:49
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Wore a fursuit to the last Gathering of the Juggalos
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Won't be a dark secret of Jeff's but a dark secret of SA; anyone who takes over the website is cursed to end up administrating it the same way Lowtax did. The only way to stop people from turning into absentee Goldbelly addicts who ban people arbitrarily and lie about how the site is dying among other things will be to shut the place down for good.
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Oct 19, 2020 05:11
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Paid an inflated gross revenue multiplier, is a real chump
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Oct 19, 2020 07:28
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He is a conebro
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that's not dark, nor should it be secret
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Oct 19, 2020 10:40
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Jeffrey is a Jesuit monk
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He secretly harbors heretical thoughts that he never shares with anyone, however wakes up every night sceaming an weeping due to how far he had fallen from the glory and light of god, but just can't stop! He alternates beteen cursing and insulting god, reveling awe and horror of his own perversion to begging forgiveness trying in vain to excorcise his own demons
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Oct 19, 2020 11:05
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he cums in banana peels
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He gives a FYADer a well deserved ban, then collapses under the endless weight of the other circlejerking trolls from there making endless self righteous lying posts and PMs about how they're all as innocent as the driven snow, can never express prejudice because "lol irony", never have and never will harass any GBSers at all, especially with serial probations, and should never suffer repercussions ever.
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Oct 19, 2020 12:18
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- all his posts are copy and pasted from Reddit Gold posts...that he gifted to himself!!!!!
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:he cums in banana peels this is for safety. once the cum dries theyre much less slippy than they are normally
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Mulaney Power Move posted:he fucks computers. not really a secret. don't we all
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BigBadSteve posted:He gives a FYADer a well deserved ban, then collapses under the endless weight of the other circlejerking trolls from there making endless self righteous lying posts and PMs about how they're all as innocent as the driven snow, can never express prejudice because "lol irony", never have and never will harass any GBSers at all, especially with serial probations, and should never suffer repercussions ever. i read this post and was like "oh according to this probably mentally ill guy lucy is finally unbanned" but quickly realized that's not true at all and someone should probably pm you an 800 number for help
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Oct 19, 2020 21:41
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haven't seen any posts publicly denouncing cis scum...
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Oct 19, 2020 21:54
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Valko posted:Hey, that's only the half-truth! yeah he has farts pumped into the tent
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He YOSPOZZED my neg hole by request, and tenderlyDoctor Dogballs posted:unbreakable $10/week starbucks habit 
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Oct 20, 2020 03:24
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fbi stings him trying to abduct the mayor
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Oct 20, 2020 03:35
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3 Lowtaxes in a trench coat.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i read this post and was like "oh according to this probably mentally ill guy lucy is finally unbanned" but quickly realized that's not true at all and someone should probably pm you an 800 number for help Slurs and prejudice should not be forgiven according to big bad Steve. 
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Oct 20, 2020 04:21
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jeffrey only purchased SA from lowtax as a cash flip to Oracle, the leading purveyor of dead gay tecnologies
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Oct 20, 2020 04:58
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jeff gets caught leveying troops, contradicting the will of his liege lord
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Oct 20, 2020 05:24
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Just going to "patch" the server and "install" some "software" iykwim
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Oct 20, 2020 16:14
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revealed to be obsessed with sex, but in a weird counting chromosomes kind of way
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Oct 20, 2020 16:39
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i read this post and was like "oh according to this probably mentally ill guy lucy is finally unbanned" but quickly realized that's not true at all and someone should probably pm you an 800 number for help what is it about their post that makes you think they are both mentally ill and on the edge of snapping?
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:he cums in banana peels Kind of want to try this now, but I don't like bananas much. 
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Oct 20, 2020 16:56
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Sunswipe posted:Kind of want to try this now, but I don't like bananas much. Stick the banana up your rear end while you jerk it into the peel
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Oct 20, 2020 16:57
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employs a cadre of loyalist mods to engage in voter suppression, distorting poll results to deny the forum's overwhelming preference for goku.
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Oct 20, 2020 17:07
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the "jeffstown massacre"
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Oct 20, 2020 17:14
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instead of trying to make half a buck with mangosteen referrals jeff's actually been running an international fruit smuggling ring. "El Jeffo" gets 600 years hard time because of RICO and hundreds of pounds of uninspected and untaxed cloudberries and endangered southeast asian fruits are confiscated
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SniperWoreConverse posted:revealed to be obsessed with sex, but in a weird counting chromosomes kind of way revealed to be the lead singer of Trisomie 21 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGqOin0paBw
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I don't understand how you can compare jeff to low. Lowtax is a piecee of poo poo who> is just a piece of poo poo. His Ex wives was public to us all. But who the hell is Jeff. Somebody from FYAD who just has some Buttcoins. Lowtax drama and poo poo was serve to us on a silver platter. Who knows what is a desert or second courese from Jeff.
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Isometric Bacon posted:Once the burden of dealing with all our poo poo gets too much, flips the forums for a buck to some old world media conglomerate who doesn't quite understand it, tries to leverage it into some sort of Reddit eque 'social media' clone, loses the entire userbase and then subsequently shutters it as a tax write-off. Succession but Brian Cox is lowtax
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He has womens feet
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Oct 21, 2020 08:49
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:He has womens feet Wh-where does he keep them?
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Regrettable posted:Wh-where does he keep them? In the kitchen
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Icochet posted:In the kitchen Oh, he's one of those people. Shameful.
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