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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Prof. Crocodile posted:

gold tier patrons can watch me adjust my enormous rack as i eat a Hardee's Frisco BurgerTM

silver tier patrons can watch me eat Sonic tater tots in a tight sweater

She was eating food?

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
https://i.imgur.com/JTjHlhn.mp4

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
https://i.imgur.com/eOL7NQH.mp4

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
https://i.imgur.com/Hs1a1xv.mp4

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

Applewhite posted:


A gently caress-ton of :sonia:


I appreciate the fine work you're doing here, but I fear you may be flying us too close to the Sun.

Content:

I just watched the movie Shot Caller, aka Jamie Lannister Goes To Jail. It was very good, but definitely not for the squeamish. Lots of violence, nudity, dudeity, and just a sprinkle of prison rape.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
More dad-chests

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
This one is great because it could just plausibly be something she was filming to review her technique and then realized it also had complete overlap with "boob lady do thing"

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

The Zombie Guy posted:

I appreciate the fine work you're doing here, but I fear you may be flying us too close to the Sun.

Content:

I just watched the movie Shot Caller, aka Jamie Lannister Goes To Jail. It was very good, but definitely not for the squeamish. Lots of violence, nudity, dudeity, and just a sprinkle of prison rape.



thats weird, i have a friend who told me he watched this film this evening. then he made the correct assertion that bruce campbell was the best character actor of all time. then i found out my wife didnt know who bruce campbell was. then i thought about filing for divorce. then i thought about my wife's cans. then i thought about how jaws' girlfriend in moonraker had similar cans. and here we are


Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Chomp8645 posted:

:shrug:

I mostly just mass trawled it from a few places online when the wave of horny threads started like a week or two ago or whatever, and then slowly dole it out. None of it existed prior to rear end thread. But you know you're right, it's looking weird isn't it? I should probably take a break for a few days and buckle down on work I've been postponing.

Take care friends! Don't gently caress it up while I'm gone!

I warned you all about the horny, I warned you!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009



Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, drat my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

yowza applewhite

Hackers film 1995 posted:

ah lahka da boob

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
I knew as soon as I saw this thread that Applewhite would both embrace the horny and lead to the thread's gassing.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
:siren: WARNING! WARNING! :siren:

CHEST THREAD IMBALANCED! PLEASE TAKE CORRECTIVE MEASURES! CURRENT THREAD STATUS:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Are dad bods sexy or ironic?





fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I weep for that man's shower drain.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

target zone is actually maxed out irony and horny at the same time. haha i'm ejaculating ironically. i don't really mean this!!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

fishing with the fam posted:

I weep for that man's shower drain.

I weep that I will never be able to use his chest as a fuzzy pillow

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

fishing with the fam posted:

I weep for that man's shower drain.

Reminds me I should dump some drain cleaner down mine.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
I would like to discuss the Netflix adaptation of Baki here in this thread. If you want to see massive, rippled, sweaty friendship and manly camaraderie, then look no further:





Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

I'll take a thousand lamias before I look at this again :barf:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I need better man chest to get that weird waist out of my mind

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Who What Now posted:

I need better man chest to get that weird waist out of my mind



Lol

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

Gonna try and drag that red dot to the right.

Tom Hardy from the movie Warrior



Mr Hafthor "The Mountain" Bjornsson



I can't wrap my head around the fact that he has abs, and weighs 400lbs.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Zombie Guy posted:

Mr Hafthor "The Mountain" Bjornsson



I can't wrap my head around the fact that he has abs, and weighs 400lbs.

Being 6'10" and taking fuckloads of drugs helps.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Who What Now posted:

More of these, and more of these too



where's the pestilence. is it on his dick

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Wild what awful things straight guy artists inflict upon the male form

Baki the Grappler is a fun story though

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Elvira is a national treasure

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Ultra Carp

:hmmyes:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

Oscar Wild posted:

Iran? More like Ipushup

that's egypt op

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

lmao ok this one got a legit chuckle from me

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Who What Now posted:

I need better man chest to get that weird waist out of my mind



Hell yes



"Nothin' in the rule book that says boobs can't enter a pumkin contest"

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Who What Now posted:

I need better man chest to get that weird waist out of my mind



drat

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Who What Now posted:

I need better man chest to get that weird waist out of my mind



When they won't give you body armor because you're already too thick to penetrate

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009



Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Who What Now posted:

I'll take a thousand lamias before I look at this again :barf:

In fairness, that specific character's muscles are monstrously deformed and terrifying to all who see them.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

In fairness, that specific character's muscles are monstrously deformed and terrifying to all who see them.

Yep, Yujiro Hanma is a literal mutant freak who got lucky that his weird as hell muscles make him a good monstrously evil fightman. His back muscles make a demon face

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Applewhite posted:

A gentleman never leaks a lady's onlyfans. Found this in the wild.

Oh I was not accusing you of stealing from her onlyfans! I just assumed it was originally from there.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Super Waffle posted:

Yep, Yujiro Hanma is a literal mutant freak who got lucky that his weird as hell muscles make him a good monstrously evil fightman. His back muscles make a demon face



:vomarine::vomarine::vomarine:

Save us, 1950s pinups!





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