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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Vox Nihili posted:

i can't believe the thing is almot about to be happening soon

what thing

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Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Bip Roberts posted:

I feel like they're burying the lede here if the dude is a giant, but for some reason has even improbably larger vegetables, I mean he's like a 2x human but those peas are insane.

Yeah there’s exactly one logo that even implies he’s bigger than a pod of peas, and that woman might also just be even smaller.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




is something important happening soon?

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020
if u missed sunday politics or halloweed content, its up at kspm til elecction day

this was the last full sunday, im gonna switch to cutting clips & fair use embedding

after tuesdays marathon stream ofc

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




would you gently caress the jolly green giant?

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

snoo posted:

would you gently caress the jolly green giant?

what part is giant

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Sickening posted:

So this is him refusing to accept that he has lost the election?

Alternate theory: anyone who celebrates Biden’s victory in front of the White House gets gassed and beaten

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

snoo posted:

would you gently caress the jolly green giant?

buddy,

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

pre-op bebop posted:

what part is giant

:eyepop:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

pre-op bebop posted:

what part is giant

it's like how you could gently caress king kong because gorillas micro peens would scale to be normal

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

snoo posted:

would you gently caress the jolly green giant?

ya

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Bip Roberts posted:

it's like how you could gently caress king kong because gorillas micro peens would scale to be normal

yea but the weighty balls could do some damage

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



snoo posted:

would you gently caress the jolly green giant?

ho ho ho

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
tuk0

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


the mattering

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

snoo posted:

would you gently caress the jolly green giant?

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




snoo
Jul 5, 2007




country girls make do

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
two peas AND a pod

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020
the jolly green giant is a decent chistian & i do not believe hed gently caress a single one of u tbh

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Korean Boomhauer posted:

two peas AND a pod

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


it's still very funny to me that trump received absolutely zero sympathy for being airlifted to the hospital with coronavirus, lol

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



snoo posted:

would you gently caress the jolly green giant?

do i have a choice? do i get stuck in the 2 story peapods if i opt in? do i have to pay rent to live in them

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

robot roll call posted:

it's still very funny to me that trump received absolutely zero sympathy for being airlifted to the hospital with coronavirus, lol

i wanted him to tumble down the steps at walter reed tbh

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Bip Roberts posted:

I feel like they're burying the lede here if the dude is a giant, but for some reason has even improbably larger vegetables, I mean he's like a 2x human but those peas are insane.

the magic of monsanto seeds

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
have you guys run this?

https://www.270towin.com/2020-simulation/

this is the best thing ever

tuesday is going to be SO loving AWESOME

seriously, run it a few times, notice anything??

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/conceptsbot/status/1323152959186886656

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/JulieNBCNews/status/1323140942623313920?s=20

lol 3rd time in a week he hates them so much

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
yes biden wins but when he does, because of the poll closing times, it's usually come from behind

TO THE WIRE

euphemism
Nov 16, 2015

be kind, don't rewind

snoo posted:

would you gently caress the jolly green giant?

only if he has a giant green dick tbh

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020
coulda gone out like stan chera imo

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
https://twitter.com/greengiant_es/status/575008266083778562?lang=en

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
nm ran it again and trump straight up won a couple times

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

its a drug binge, but an experience instead of, say, cocaine.

they all get hyped up for the high, ingest the drug, party for a few hours, and then are left with the comedown.

trying to desperatly get home before sunrise

Not like I know ANYTHING about any of that.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound


:thunk:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




he's gonna be making chudsicles in grand rapids tomorrow night for sure too

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


my favorite part is that it's the spanish account

keeping to tradition I guess

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

rabble rabble posted:

have you guys run this?

https://www.270towin.com/2020-simulation/

this is the best thing ever

tuesday is going to be SO loving AWESOME

seriously, run it a few times, notice anything??

lol in my sim trump won MN, PA, AZ, and NV and still lost 271-267

pretty sure that result would actually end this country

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ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
seeing so many people on twitter talking about “logging off” and wow lotta cowards out there

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