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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the popes toes posted:

A good low-end Mexican bar will always (well, that was a long ago perhaps) will always have some rummy with a hand-cracked generator. For a peso or two, you grab both ends of the electrodes and he starts cranking. It wakes you up something awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3LtDLvF4VM

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Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004



what do these numbers portend

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



My 5PM class was 5 minutes long and my prof just asking if we're all okay, if we had any questions about class, and then if we wanted to stick around and BS with him :shobon:

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Zombie poo poo

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




good old baltimore

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

the popes toes posted:

If you're a tree connoisseur of instantly drunk, I might suggest giving blood. Some place within walking distance of a bar. Give blood and hit the bar.

However, I know it's late and the blood banks are closed. I'm not suggesting you do this at home, like real doctors do when they want to go full blotto.

drat this is an advanced technique

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Thesaurus posted:

what do these numbers portend

truub

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Sounds like someone

Lostebago

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 384 days!
I just drink alot of lone star tallboys

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Just got emailed that my ballot was received in the state I used to live in. I never submitted a ballot there obviously, but I used to live in the house of a chud back there. I called the elections office and they took it seriously.

That fucker tried to vote in my name for trump. The elections office asked about his address and then took down my info so they could contact me again later

Hirsute
May 4, 2007
termagant

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012


Nate Silver confirms all good polls for Biden are herding, Trunk victory imminent, panic now

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Spaced God posted:

My 5PM class was 5 minutes long and my prof just asking if we're all okay, if we had any questions about class, and then if we wanted to stick around and BS with him :shobon:

You’re paying money so your professor can go pack a bowl and post Trump during lecture hours

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

The harry potter references on twitter the day after the election, regardless of how this turns out, are going to be brain-stabbingly painful.

Please protect yourselves.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ira/status/1323429896446599168

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

There was a couple today on an overhanging bridge on Rt 15, near Biglerville. Getting dark. They were waving their giant tmrp flags slowly. Cold as gently caress up there and they were shrouded in the growing twilight. Signaling with the flags to strangers in the passing cars beneath them that they were typical PA lunatics. It looked sad and forlorn. But by god that's enthusiasm.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Today:

Boss: I see you scheduled a Zoom meeting for 4PM Wednesday but you already requested PTO for all day Wednesday?
Me: Yes, that is correct, it's not that I have "plans" Wednesday, it's just that I plan on being incredibly drunk tomorrow night.
Boss: Oh, OK, sounds good!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Inspector Hound posted:

Sounds like someone

Lostebago

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Thoatse posted:

wonder if it's organic or another example of astroturfing a civil war into existence by the united states of assholes

https://twitter.com/ManuZingar/status/1323351562467577856

https://twitter.com/SocialistTyrion/status/1323338265521369088

https://twitter.com/RedPrecariat/status/1323336794369347587

https://twitter.com/georgedrascon/status/1323372214033518595

:abuela: :smugdon: :heritage: :capitalism:

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I got half a thing of Woodford and then I guess I need to go out tomorrow or something. Idk.

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

man i'm really hoping for the trump loss just for comedy's sake

trump's been playing boring reruns for a while, besides the whole getting the roni thing. loser lame duck trump has a lot of comedic potential I want unleashed

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

i think its time to maybe give trmup a chance

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1323430341512622080

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Alec Eiffel posted:

You’re paying money so your professor can go pack a bowl and post Trump during lecture hours

It's a capstone class so he doesn't even teach anything

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Vox Nihili posted:

Basically Republicans have fully caught up with the Dem lead in early/mail voting so if they come out on election day at the expected rate it could look pretty ugly

sounds bad (not that it matters now)

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Well how's that going to work, they've got like a michigan two piece state thing going on

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Floor is lava posted:

had a driver for my company send us a video of him motorboating some titties at sturgis without a mask on

i have no idea how he didn't catch the rona

COVID isn't stored in the titties.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Vox Nihili posted:

Basically Republicans have fully caught up with the Dem lead in early/mail voting so if they come out on election day at the expected rate it could look pretty ugly

that would be pretty nuts lol

lmao

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!

long pig

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

lmao trumpo will declare victory on his 7am phone call tomorrow

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013


glad hes coming around

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

blue squares posted:

Just got emailed that my ballot was received in the state I used to live in. I never submitted a ballot there obviously, but I used to live in the house of a chud back there. I called the elections office and they took it seriously.

That fucker tried to vote in my name for trump. The elections office asked about his address and then took down my info so they could contact me again later

lol that rules. what's the punishment?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Tom Gorman posted:

that would be pretty nuts lol

lmao

Republicans covid trutherism ultimately plays into the Dems hands by killing all Republicans

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

the popes toes posted:

If you're a tree connoisseur of instantly drunk, I might suggest giving blood. Some place within walking distance of a bar. Give blood and hit the bar.

However, I know it's late and the blood banks are closed. I'm not suggesting you do this at home, like real doctors do when they want to go full blotto.

fondly remembering the steveo bit where he IV'd 5 shots

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

when does dixville notch or whatever the gently caress it’s called puke out their results

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

triple sulk posted:

it will never end

death is certain

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

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Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

How long till twitter flags this one?

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