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qirex posted:it's always hilarious to me that one of the arch villains of the whole franchise is a horny cougar i liked the one where her horniness levels are so high that she makes everyone else on ds9 turbo horny
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 17:51 |
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i liked the one where picard was like "gently caress's sake i'll just program the holodeck to make a man capable of satisfying lwaxana troi" and it totally worked but then she got all insulted about it
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 17:55 |
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Sagebrush posted:i liked the one where picard was like "gently caress's sake i'll just program the holodeck to make a man capable of satisfying lwaxana troi" and it totally worked but then she got all insulted about it giving the computer instructions to create anything capable of anything on the holodeck is playing with fire
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 18:19 |
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qirex posted:starfleet's so drat square, everyone's all in ten forward listening to chamber music for fun "hmm i only get 30 minutes on the holodeck once a month. should i spend it loving green triple-breasted space cheerleaders, or should i spend it wearing breeches and a cravat in Jane Austen Tea Party Simulator?"
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 19:21 |
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Sweevo posted:"hmm i only get 30 minutes on the holodeck once a month. should i spend it loving green triple-breasted space cheerleaders, or should i spend it wearing breeches and a cravat in Jane Austen Tea Party Simulator?" according to gene, everyone in the future fucks everybody all the time and no kinks are taboo and there's no such thing as monogamy (god, majel, would you just chill out already, she's just an intern) so they probably don't need to get sex in the holodeck.
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 19:36 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I think I had an audio book version of The Witches and that was pretty good. I think it also kept the kind of bleak ending from the book where he stays as a mouse so has a like 5 year life span but doesn't mind because the he'll die when his grandmother does. lol i remember getting to that part of the book and going "what the hell that didn't resolve things"
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 19:36 |
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Sagebrush posted:according to gene, everyone in the future fucks everybody all the time and no kinks are taboo and there's no such thing as monogamy (god, majel, would you just chill out already, she's just an intern) so they probably don't need to get sex in the holodeck. the real kink is cosplaying victorian era prudes
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 19:45 |
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everyone on the holodeck walking around hanging dong and vag nonstop. this is what I imagine
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 21:40 |
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infernal machines posted:the real kink is cosplaying victorian era prudes i organize all these little victorian vases on little victorian stands and there’s no TIME to gently caress aaaahhhhhhhhghhghhg
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 21:44 |
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Achmed Jones posted:I'm glad that little jones declined to watch it with me, though. it probably would've scared the heck out of him. I was talking with my brother about the remake (haven't seen it yet) and he said the original terrified him as a kid which surprised me. we're apparently a few years apart enough that I found it fun and he found all the witch scenes upsetting
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 22:33 |
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it makes me feel a bit bad because i loved that film and rewatched it in winter each year, accidentally being a big brother jerk. on the other hand he like horror movies now, so maybe it was formative
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 22:35 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:i organize all these little victorian vases on little victorian stands and there’s no TIME to gently caress aaaahhhhhhhhghhghhg
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 23:12 |
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Kenny Logins posted:carrying a little victorian vase on a little victorian stand over to the abode of a loose acquaintance, lmao
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 23:20 |
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Schadenboner posted:So I've always sort of assumed it but only recently realized I may be incorrect in this: We're supposed to look at Kirk reprogramming the Kobayashi Maru thing with something between "disgust" and "pity" because it shows he's morally an literal childe, right? In the original context of just the movie Wrath of Khan by itself, I think the idea is that we're half-and-half impressed at how "cool" he is for cheating and nervous because of what they're setting up to happen later in the film. Kirk has never actually faced the no-win scenario. Later, he finally does face it, and he loses. We kind of think he might cheat his way out of it a second time but he really does lose. In the space of that one movie it's a decent arc. I think?
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 02:25 |
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yeah it's good
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 02:32 |
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Agile Vector posted:I was talking with my brother about the remake (haven't seen it yet) and he said the original terrified him as a kid which surprised me. we're apparently a few years apart enough that I found it fun and he found all the witch scenes upsetting the witches was the only movie i walked out of as a kid, after the boy was horrifyingly mutated into a mouse as bald secret witches cackled. i just turned to my parents and said "i'm leaving now" and walked out of the theater
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 02:40 |
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lord funk posted:the witches was the only movie i walked out of as a kid, after the boy was horrifyingly mutated into a mouse as bald secret witches cackled. i just turned to my parents and said "i'm leaving now" and walked out of the theater I guess that just goes to show you were born a pussy and you'll die one too
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 02:46 |
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lol at both previous posts
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 03:09 |
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I gotta give you props as a kid for jay shermanning a movie
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 03:25 |
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last night I watched asphalt jungle. tonight it's rififi
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 04:48 |
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Achmed Jones posted:last night I watched asphalt jungle. tonight it's rififi rififi is a stone classic. there is a 40 minute stretch in the middle of the film that is utterly without dialogue and it is riveting. every heist movie made since then has borrowed directly from rififi (and specifically this scene) follow it up with some jean-pierre melville. le samourai, bob le flambeur, le cercle rouge, le doulos - all great
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 04:59 |
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watched few episodes of lower decks and wow i really cant stand any of these characters
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 05:11 |
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matti posted:watched few episodes of lower decks and wow i really cant stand any of these characters turn your monitor on
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 05:33 |
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it gets less bad. i like it.
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 06:30 |
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it fails the 3-episode test but yeah it gets alright. better than discovery, and i stuck with it longer than picard, so
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 07:53 |
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huh, i just assumed it was trash. ok i'm sold god the bar is so low these days
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 08:01 |
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tell me about it. last night i watched the episode where bevehly's grandma's ghost lover lives inside a space candle and at night he comes out and gives bevehly constant wet dreams. cool
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 08:04 |
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i still can't believe they slipped her orgasming on camera past the censors then again the third pirates movie, a disney property, features cunnilingus and child execution
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 08:22 |
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it's hardly "slipped past." she spends like half the episode in a state of hysterical paroxysm and she tells a very uncomfortable troi, over and over, about the extremely physical experience she had after reading a particularly erotic part of her grandmother's journals
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 08:26 |
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 08:43 |
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Dr Crusher what are you doing in here?? What the gently caress does it look like I'm doin I'm gettin horny as a motherfucker
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 09:08 |
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well spotted lol H.P. Hovercraft fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Nov 3, 2020 |
# ? Nov 3, 2020 09:27 |
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Jolly road-trip novel The Road by Cormac McCarthy is only a quid on Kindle today: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B004FV4T9I Pricing elsewhere may be different Also the new Stross Laundry book dropped a few days back, I haven't gotten round to it yet but apparently it takes a time-jump to after CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN, so I'm at least intrigued to find out what the gently caress. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dead-Lies-Dreaming-Novel-Laundry-ebook/dp/B07Y4QLYZN/
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 12:53 |
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FMguru posted:classic noir ftmfw
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 13:31 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Jolly road-trip novel The Road by Cormac McCarthy is only a quid on Kindle today: Edit: oh yeah it's because the synopsis for the delerium brief made it sound like it would be 300 pages of the same joke about consultants in suits and the PFI complex and I've got Private Eye for that Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Nov 3, 2020 |
# ? Nov 3, 2020 13:38 |
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thsi season of fargo is really underwhelming
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:59 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I haven't read any of the laundry books since the one with the super powered policeman as I thought he'd sort of run out of ideas, should I pick the back up? Honestly if you aren't 'sunk cost' in the series I wouldn't, I preordered the latest book but even I have series fatigue at this point. I mean all the books have fun bits in them but I don't think it's a series I'll ever return to. Look up some detailed synopses if you dgaf about spoilers and see if anything interests you. I do still want to read the last of the Merchant Princes TNG series he has ongoing to see how that wraps up though.
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bump_fn posted:thsi season of fargo is really underwhelming This season started off pretty good and then it felt like they introduced too many characters at once and the pace of the show slowed down too much. The Oraetta/Ethelrida plotline they started at the beginning has barely advanced and I still have no idea how Timothy Olyphant's character is relevant to the plot. Maybe this is because of all the Wes Anderson stuff i've seen but Jason Schwartzman seems very out of place.
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 15:31 |
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sub rosa is a landmark of bad television
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 15:32 |
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its a special kind of bad that could only have happened in the early/mid 90s
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