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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Plinkey posted:

god drat it, that's where i buy my cat food and litter

https://twitter.com/FOXBaltimore/status/1324120458703347712

guess im gunna switch to chewy

I kept seeing chewy boxes delivered to work and thought the radiologist just really loving loved granola bars.

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Shear Modulus posted:

wait the republicans added house seats? wasnt everyone predicting the dems would pick up several lol

the polls were extremely unskewed, which is why they were so wrong

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


this was the bad map

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Schnorkles posted:

yup, about 10 I think

u wanna know why this is good? it means pelosi is gettin couped

her being taken out gaddafi style would be the most appropriate way it goes down

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


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Been trying to find this for a while

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1324130551234727936?s=21

doomer trump

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1324130551234727936?s=19

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



plus don't forget that the pandemic isn't trmupos fault because obama didnt leave him any tests

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Admiral Ray posted:

if biden ran on nothing and appealed to no one he's done pretty good, tbh.

I don't know a single biden campaign promise and I've been following this since the beginning lol

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008

oxsnard posted:

how many votes are there to count in NC?

https://abc11.com/politics/why-the-presidential-race-hasnt-been-called-in-nc/7641432/

"Trump is only leading Biden by about 76,000 votes in North Carolina and there are still about 117,000 mail-in ballots that were requested by voters but haven't yet been received by the board of elections or counted. Provisional ballots also haven't yet been counted and it's unclear how many of those were submitted in early voting and on Election Day. In 2016, North Carolina had 61,000 provisional ballots. Less than half, approximately 27,000, ended up being counted. However, there was lower voter turnout on Election Day this year, so the number is likely to be lower."

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


weak

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

oxsnard posted:

seriously though, save it with the don jr and Trump 2024 poo poo until at least DB calls on his debt.

people couldn't even predict this election or what will happen tomorrow lol. 4 years away? Impossible

Kly
Aug 8, 2003

lol the balls on the polls lovers to keep posting in cspam

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


he’s giving up !!!

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

oh my loving god

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

right again for wrong reasons, alex

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
lol god I hope he continues like this

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004


ok ived cummed on this posts im guessing the stringy bits are dem and the globs are gop

wait poo poo this is a federal map i need a statehouse map

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012


lmao trump is blackpilled and doombrained

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

2DCAT posted:

I don't know a single biden campaign promise and I've been following this since the beginning lol

-no better healthcare
-no legal weed

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Keep going!!!!

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007

Lol fuckin loser

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

euphronius posted:

this was the bad map

my favorite is the little enclave of district 16 that snakes along the edge of district 7 to land in the middle of district 6

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

:qq:

Eleven Eleven
Nov 12, 2016

Schnorkles posted:

yup, about 10 I think

u wanna know why this is good? it means pelosi is gettin couped

Biden (or rather, his handlers) are going to sell Pelosi out as a "concession" to McConnell and put a young female Blue Dog in the Speakers Chair.

My money is on Spanberger tbh.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



grab them by the access, meaningful

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Cowpocalypse posted:

lol god I hope he continues like this

It would be really funny if he just fell into a really obvious, whiny depression for the rest of his term

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

ok ived cummed on this posts im guessing the stringy bits are dem and the globs are gop

wait poo poo this is a federal map i need a statehouse map

that is the map the pa sc drew

they did not do the state map because they knew they’d be impeached and removed

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

"a ham sandwich could beat trump!"

*runs ham sandwich*

"say hellow to president sandwich"

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Hell yeah cry about it some more

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
get in the truck, donny. it's that easy. just get in that big beautiful truck and drive away. just drive away and there will be an end to the horror. the truck calls to you. vroom vroom. the big beautiful candy apple red truck. once you're in the truck they can't reach you anymore. just drive on down the road, the interstate sings a siren song, just drive donny. just drive.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



2DCAT posted:

I don't know a single biden campaign promise and I've been following this since the beginning lol

iirc biden's big promises were:
- beat donald trump
- veto a medicare for all bill
- re-enter the paris climate agreement
- not tweet

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Shear Modulus posted:

wait the republicans added house seats? wasnt everyone predicting the dems would pick up several lol

dems are bad op

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.


gregday
May 23, 2003

he’s gonna demand a do-over

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

were not gonna do anything good! hooray!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Kly posted:

lol the balls on the polls lovers to keep posting in cspam

its ok to be wrong sometimes

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

that map isn’t even relatively that bad

it was really hosed up before

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