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GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

WhyteRyce posted:

JO was terrible. Long awaited sequel to a much beloved Jedi Knight? Hmmm, let's make the player not have a lightsaber or powers to start the game. And just after we give them back their saber we'll immediately make it worthless in a horribly frustrating sniper level

Also Jedi Academy was called Star Wars: Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast II: Jedi Academy

One of my favorite things about that game is it's probably the best example ever of enemies being in implausible locations. Standing on a tiny platform in the middle of a star destroyer's engine surrounded by deadly plasma? Sure! They just need to do a complicated jumping puzzle that if they make the slightest mistake will spell their doom to get to work every day, no big deal.

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Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

Fojar38 posted:

lmfao @ ballot counting

The michigan count was significantly slowed when GOP observers contested every single ballot.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/PanasonicDX4500/status/1324469784696815618

https://twitter.com/conorsen/status/1324468884527845377

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/nickmartin/status/1323941698095865857?s=19



That's a :hmbol:

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/USPoliticsPoll/status/1324470136661790720

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Chomp8645 posted:

Just find a 24 hour drive thru Mexican joint, go there between midnight and 3:00 AM, and just tell them you want "the biggest" burrito they have.

The biggest wet burrito imo. Preferable with the sauce half and half style

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

massive lol if the Ds picked up two Senate seats because of pouty Trumpists

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world


:five:

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/BrendanKeefe/status/1324464959066169347

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
who do I hafta friggin' vote for
to get her LOCKED UP??!?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Whatever it is I’m making it myself, but I will follow the specifications and record me making it too lol.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




Using apostrophes to pluralize words in an "official" document, much like a grade schooler. The Best People, folks.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009




Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Is that Chud Fran Descher from the Arizona?

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Vim Fuego posted:

who do I hafta friggin' vote for
to get her LOCKED UP??!?

Vote for my balls 2024

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner


So close...

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Sorry, I had cheese for lunch.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Whatever it is I’m making it myself, but I will follow the specifications and record me making it too lol.

Hahahahah lol, imagine!

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic
PA SOS presser in 10 minutes

https://pacast.com/Live/DOS

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/anna_orso/status/1324467780549312518

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Whatever it is I’m making it myself, but I will follow the specifications and record me making it too lol.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Lmao a very well known chud at work was swiftly and unceremoniously fired today, not sure why but given the circumstances and this guy being a massive homophobe who has been heard hurling slurs around before I imagine it had something to do with daddy losing the election.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Poe's Law

explosivo posted:

Lmao a very well known chud at work was swiftly and unceremoniously fired today, not sure why but given the circumstances and this guy being a massive homophobe who has been heard hurling slurs around before I imagine it had something to do with daddy losing the election.

White House worker spotted

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

God I hope so, you guys still need to quantify what that entails though lol

Start with a simple bean burrito from a 7/11, AM/PM, or similar. If you can get one at some odd hour of the day to ensure it's been somewhat dried out even better. Take it home and put it in the fridge.
Get a can of Spam, plain or "flavor" of your choice, slice meat thinly enough that it can bend easily even after cooking, maybe 0.5cm thick or so. Get 4 to 6 slices and cook them in a frying pan until slightly browned on both sides. Set aside.
Heat up around a half cup of sauerkraut in the Spam grease. You just want it hot, be sure not to cook it too much.
Get a large tortilla, like 10 inches or more. Take this tortilla and slather it with a thin layer of Dijon mustard.
Add layer of sauerkraut.
Add Spam slices mostly along one axis of the tortilla, or cut/break up the slices so you can wrap the thing eventually.
Add some spray can cheese. Make a funny face or pattern.
Add a dusting of cinnamon.
Take your gas station bean burrito from the fridge and place it inside the larger tortilla. Do NOT heat up the smaller burrito, leave it cold. We're looking to achieve an absolute textural nightmare here.
Wrap as best you can and take a bite.

To try this in mythic mode replace the Dijon with horseradish or hot spicy mustard and substitute kimchi for the sauerkraut.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




Dude his name isn't Huge Delicious Burrito

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



WhyteRyce posted:

JO was terrible. Long awaited sequel to a much beloved Jedi Knight? Hmmm, let's make the player not have a lightsaber or powers to start the game.

You didn't get a lightsaber in the "much beloved Jedi Knight" until like the fifth level. Your move, smarty pants.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Not all of them are stupid stupid, some of them can graciously be called ignorant

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1324470691845079040

https://twitter.com/USPoliticsPoll/status/1324464718300536834

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

HugeGrossBurrito is cool so I hope it's just a normal burrito with like a sardine on it

:barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf:

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

He wants to call for violence. Guarantee you. We're heading toward Purge universe.

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world


lol

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

And we're winning here in Allentown /
And they're shutting all the MAGA chuds down

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Attn thread:


Imma gonna cum

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/PhilipWegmann/status/1324470769095770113

https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1324470140285734913

Fox with the face turn?!

Gnarly Bae Jepsen
Jul 12, 2007

Manic Pixie Dick Girl


StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

I love this

Barudak
May 7, 2007

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Whatever it is I’m making it myself, but I will follow the specifications and record me making it too lol.

Make the burrito with meats all seared with trump tweets, with total ingredients based on his infamous taco bowl photo-op

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Shinjobi posted:

Imma gonna cum

___________\

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Fabulousity posted:

Start with a simple bean burrito from a 7/11, AM/PM, or similar. If you can get one at some odd hour of the day to ensure it's been somewhat dried out even better. Take it home and put it in the fridge.
Get a can of Spam, plain or "flavor" of your choice, slice meat thinly enough that it can bend easily even after cooking, maybe 0.5cm thick or so. Get 4 to 6 slices and cook them in a frying pan until slightly browned on both sides. Set aside.
Heat up around a half cup of sauerkraut in the Spam grease. You just want it hot, be sure not to cook it too much.
Get a large tortilla, like 10 inches or more. Take this tortilla and slather it with a thin layer of Dijon mustard.
Add layer of sauerkraut.
Add Spam slices mostly along one axis of the tortilla, or cut/break up the slices so you can wrap the thing eventually.
Add some spray can cheese. Make a funny face or pattern.
Add a dusting of cinnamon.
Take your gas station bean burrito from the fridge and place it inside the larger tortilla. Do NOT heat up the smaller burrito, leave it cold. We're looking to achieve an absolute textural nightmare here.
Wrap as best you can and take a bite.

To try this in mythic mode replace the Dijon with horseradish or hot spicy mustard and substitute kimchi for the sauerkraut.
The Tmurp presidency in edible form.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

You have to assume Fox news is up to something unimaginably evil whenever they do anything. Maybe they're trying to start an actual civil war by pissing Trump off to the point that he melts down.

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