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Tortilla: Rice paper Protein: Beef jerky, but not the name brand stuff, the dollar store version; preferably the ones that look like sausage links Filling: Marshmallow fluff Filling 2:hotdog water-soaked chickpeas Filling 3: Uncooked spaghetti, for that structural support and crunch Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): Italian vinaigrette
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Tortilla: Pie crust Protein: Turkey Filling: Stuffing Filling 2: Mashed Potatoes Filling 3: Cornbread Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): Pig blood
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The beans should be a 3 bean salad with chickpeas, black beans and jelly beans (any flavor) cooked in a mix of code red mountain dew and heavy cream.
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Nov 6, 2020 15:15
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Just wrap a pound of powdered citric acid in a burrito tortilla.
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Nov 6, 2020 15:25
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Oh, Tropical Pepper Co Scorpion chili sauce should be heavily poured on at least one bite. I would advise against doing it in the entire burrito though. It’s dirt cheap in a lot of stores but 14 bucks on amazon for some reason.
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Nov 6, 2020 15:31
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TheAardvark posted:
So what do they call non-salsa sauce???
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Nov 6, 2020 18:27
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It's a huge gross burrito but you cut into it and it's actually a cake. Happy Birthday HGB (it's your birthday).
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Nov 6, 2020 18:45
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HGB is ominously quiet. aides have said his mood is "very somber" and "that of a man about to krang a mess"
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Nov 6, 2020 19:11
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All right so I'm gonna go ahead and lock in a couple things here: Beans: Chickpeas reconstituted in apple juice Filling 1: Marshmallow fluff Let us now focus on the star of the show: Proteins. In honor of GBS I think one of the proteins needs to either be sardines or another delightful canned seafood product.
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Nov 6, 2020 19:15
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Quote is not edit hurrr
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Nov 6, 2020 19:15
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i dont give a gently caress about the other poo poo but i can mail order surstromming for hgb if other peeps are interested. best canned seafood product, instantly makes the second adjective hella true
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Nov 6, 2020 19:15
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Mozi posted:Tortilla: Pie crust That's just a variant of sheppards pie
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Nov 6, 2020 19:18
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smoked oysters (petite)
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Nov 6, 2020 19:19
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TheAardvark posted:All right so I'm gonna go ahead and lock in a couple things here: I liked the previous suggestion of dollar store steak.
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Nov 6, 2020 19:25
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Tortilla:flour Protein:chorizo Filling:egg Filling 2:potato Filling 3: queso Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): queso its not gross but its messy and looks weird and i order it every time i go to this local mexican place.
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Nov 6, 2020 19:40
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Protein: Whole canned chicken (pretend I put that gif here)
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Nov 6, 2020 19:41
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Cartoon Man posted:I liked the previous suggestion of dollar store steak. Dollar store steak and dollar store canned fish. Source as much of the burrito from a dollar store as possible.
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Nov 6, 2020 19:41
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Soak the chickpeas in diet coke
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Nov 6, 2020 20:20
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bob dobbs is dead posted:i dont give a gently caress about the other poo poo but i can mail order surstromming for hgb if other peeps are interested. best canned seafood product, instantly makes the second adjective hella true if hgb is comfortable w that id say that'd be an excellent protein
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Nov 6, 2020 20:21
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Protein: Liver
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bob dobbs is dead posted:i dont give a gently caress about the other poo poo but i can mail order surstromming for hgb if other peeps are interested. best canned seafood product, instantly makes the second adjective hella true If we are making a huge gross burrito I literally cannot think of anything more appropriate for the protein
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Nov 6, 2020 20:32
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While it is maximum gross it may make eating the burrito physically impossible. Someone opened a can of it at my EMS agency and the stank made four of us literally vomit. I can’t imagine actually putting it in your mouth if it’s not something you’re used to.
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Nov 6, 2020 20:36
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TheAardvark posted:All right so I'm gonna go ahead and lock in a couple things here: Imitation crab made by a disreputable brand.
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Nov 6, 2020 20:40
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$1 steak
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Nov 6, 2020 20:42
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Waterbed Wendy posted:HGB is ominously quiet. lol im excited
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Nov 6, 2020 20:55
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TheAardvark posted:All right so I'm gonna go ahead and lock in a couple things here: ordered the fluff and apple juice already had the chickpeas
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Ugly In The Morning posted:While it is maximum gross it may make eating the burrito physically impossible. Someone opened a can of it at my EMS agency and the stank made four of us literally vomit. I can’t imagine actually putting it in your mouth if it’s not something you’re used to. Yeah I dont think that would make for a fun video I dont think id actually be able to eat any of it lol, immitation crab was a funny one, also still up for sardines or bugs or whatever. Dont want to seem like im trying to get out of it but I think it would make all the other flavors pointless edit-Gefilte fish is accessible to me and also something that I really dont like but wont make my house smell like rear end for a week. HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Nov 6, 2020 |
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TheAardvark posted:All right so I'm gonna go ahead and lock in a couple things here: Maybe some sort of small pastry
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I don’t understand all the chickpea/garbanzo hate, they are savory and delicious  For a fish protein I propose pickled herring. Thora fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Nov 6, 2020 |
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Fat Albert in a can posted:I don’t understand all the chickpea/garbanzo hate, they are savory and delicious It’s a joke about the piss tape. Say it out loud.
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Nov 6, 2020 22:42
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a burrito filled with all of my garbage poo poo posts
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Nov 6, 2020 23:01
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How about some poprocks just for the effect?
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If you haven't eaten bugs before let's leave them out. The rates of bug food allergies are high enough it could make this less fun if you eat a whole bunch all at once for the first time.
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Nov 6, 2020 23:03
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Scarodactyl posted:If you haven't eaten bugs before let's leave them out. The rates of bug food allergies are high enough it could make this less fun if you eat a whole bunch all at once for the first time. lol drat yeah pleas dont kill burrito
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Nov 6, 2020 23:04
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I have added a filling: smoked oysters mashed with a fork and a bit of mayo or cream cheese to make a refried bean smear along the entire tortilla(s)
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Nov 6, 2020 23:12
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Can someone look up and see if We can use Masao as an inspiration? He always had the best ingredients in his recipes For example https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3647709
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Nov 6, 2020 23:16
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TheAardvark posted:I have added a filling: ordered why not both mayo and cream cheese?
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Nov 6, 2020 23:20
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whatever it takes to get a nice gloppy refried bean consistency
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I will add in gross things I think of as I go, I believe the correct spice for the oysters would be cinnamon
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