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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Plz don't probe me for full gear than you jru

I promise you that I absolutely will not probate you today, Quantum of Phallus... you know what, gently caress it, I won't probate ANYBODY!

Edit: Ahhh what a lousy snipe. Uhh.... I guess Linda McMahon just became part of the unemployment statistics for 2020?

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Jerusalem posted:

I promise you that I absolutely will not probate you today, Quantum of Phallus... you know what, gently caress it, I won't probate ANYBODY!


yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

it's 24 hour moratorium on all rules except the big ones.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Jerusalem posted:

I promise you that I absolutely will not probate you today, Quantum of Phallus... you know what, gently caress it, I won't probate ANYBODY!

VINCEFLEX FOR ALL

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
We're in a lame duck period, and Jupei is pro vince-flex, post vince flex

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Someone photoshop Trumps head onto that picture of Lowki getting dragged out by security.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

ssame thing

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


hahahaha

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

quote:

WWE came under heavy fire of for their lack of COVID-19 testing in the initial stages, and we've heard a story related to that coming out of the AEW PPV this weekend. When discussing AEW COVID protocols with several AEW names, several told us that WWE stars visiting All Elite Wrestling for Double or Nothing in May actually claimed they got their first coronavirus tests from AEW the weekend of Double or Nothing, because otherwise they weren't permitted at the events or functions. Even after there were positive tests within WWE months prior, the company didn't do testing along the way until Mid-June.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


Is this a Dave sentence because I can't parse it at all

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


Man that's mega nasty. That's dog poo poo.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Is this a Dave sentence because I can't parse it at all

Fightful Select. Tony had a memorial day party with a bunch of people after DoN, including some WWE people (Adam Cole in particular IIRC) and they had to be tested to attend, and that was the first time the WWE talent was tested.

Pylons fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Nov 7, 2020

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Is this a Dave sentence because I can't parse it at all
Source seems to be Fightful Select

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Is this a Dave sentence because I can't parse it at all

WWE people didn't get tested until June. The first tests some of them had was when WWE people went to Double or Nothing in May.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Holy poo poo.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Codependent Poster posted:

WWE people didn't get tested until June. The first tests some of them had was when WWE people went to Double or Nothing in May.

:eyepop:

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Yep, Fightful. It's saying that when some wwe stars attended double or nothing that was their first covid test. The implication being that wwe was letting people work without being tested.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Sadvince.jpg

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Is this a Dave sentence because I can't parse it at all

As a German and thus an expert in run-on sentences, let me tell you most of the parts of that sentence, even without rearranging them or making the linking clearer, are perfectly readable and all it takes is a little effort because the loving thing goes on forever.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

more steroids, A or B?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
It's one thing for the McMahons to be right-wing scum and Trump supporters (not that there's a difference), but they really did seem to actively buy the line that COVID is No Big Deal.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Maxwell Lord posted:

It's one thing for the McMahons to be right-wing scum and Trump supporters (not that there's a difference), but they really did seem to actively buy the line that COVID is No Big Deal.

It helps to not care about the health or wellbeing of people.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



STAC Goat posted:

It helps to not care about the health or wellbeing of people.

Remember, this is the company that in the 90s tried to defend the rampant steroid use by pointing out the grueling schedules the wrestlers have.

You know, the schedules the company forces them to do.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Yeah, there is basically no room for surprise here. If you are surprised, you merely haven't paid attention yet.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Remember when Obama was elected and the WWE fired a bunch of people because they feared he would destroy America with socialism?

Or just this year when they fired a bunch of people because of the crisis they didn't even test for and then recorded record profits?

This is who WWE is.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
I mean, we are lucky Saudi Arabia didn't commit juicy fresh new atrocities this year, WWE might have fired Sami over it!

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Jerusalem posted:

I promise you that I absolutely will not probate you today, Quantum of Phallus... you know what, gently caress it, I won't probate ANYBODY!

I don't think the Yakuza games are all that interesting. :colbert:

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Jerusalem posted:

I promise you that I absolutely will not probate you today, Quantum of Phallus... you know what, gently caress it, I won't probate ANYBODY!

Starman is an excellent comic that stands up even today.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

CobiWann posted:

I don't think the Yakuza games are all that interesting. :colbert:

Reported

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

CobiWann posted:

I don't think the Yakuza games are all that interesting. :colbert:

In the last year I've made it through 20 minutes of two games in the series before getting bored and never going back.

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

CobiWann posted:

I don't think the Yakuza games are all that interesting. :colbert:

what the gently caress

:mods:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CobiWann posted:

I don't think the Yakuza games are all that interesting. :colbert:

Why would you do me like this, Cobi? :gonk:

Pylons posted:

quote:

WWE came under heavy fire of for their lack of COVID-19 testing in the initial stages, and we've heard a story related to that coming out of the AEW PPV this weekend. When discussing AEW COVID protocols with several AEW names, several told us that WWE stars visiting All Elite Wrestling for Double or Nothing in May actually claimed they got their first coronavirus tests from AEW the weekend of Double or Nothing, because otherwise they weren't permitted at the events or functions. Even after there were positive tests within WWE months prior, the company didn't do testing along the way until Mid-June.

I can't believe this company still manages to surprise me after all this time with their reckless and arrogant disregard for the wellbeing of their wrestlers.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

CobiWann posted:

I don't think the Yakuza games are all that interesting. :colbert:

Can't hear you over my hype for 7.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



CobiWann posted:

I don't think the Yakuza games are all that interesting. :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY3_ZCscfro

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Here's something I just thought of.

Now the ways in which Cesaro has been criminally misused/underutilized by WWE are many and varied, I thought of a new one.

Why has WWE never tried to take advantage of his "dad joke" goofy persona? I mean they had Becky Lynch having fun being all punny and silly for a time. Surely they could have whacked Cesaro in there with her. They are even both very similar in Vince/WWE's eyes. (Foreign, talk funny, creative can't possibly make these athletic, charismatic people over etc.)

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Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

CobiWann posted:

I don't think the Yakuza games are all that interesting. :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTjbZg1osT0

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



BrigadierSensible posted:

Here's something I just thought of.

Now the ways in which Cesaro has been criminally misused/underutilized by WWE are many and varied, I thought of a new one.

Why has WWE never tried to take advantage of his "dad joke" goofy persona? I mean they had Becky Lynch having fun being all punny and silly for a time. Surely they could have whacked Cesaro in there with her. They are even both very similar in Vince/WWE's eyes. (Foreign, talk funny, creative can't possibly make these athletic, charismatic people over etc.)

Vince doesn’t think Cesaro has charisma or can speak

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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

CobiWann posted:

I don't think the Yakuza games are all that interesting. :colbert:

See, I knew you were hilarious

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