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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Majik Ninja posted:

For salsa I think fish sauce would give it a nice flavor.

Second protein could be beef tar tar.

Fish sauce would be good, it made me just throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
put a few twizzlers in there

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Derpies posted:

Fish sauce would be good, it made me just throw up in my mouth a little bit.
if u never put chili fish sauce on pepperoni pizza i just cant even

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I’ll be adding fish sauce and anchovy for sure

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I’ll be adding fish sauce and anchovy for sure

this only makes sense if there's swedish fish. otherwise it might be weird tasting.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Salsa could be crushed-up Gushers and Nerds

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Is it too late to add pop rocks

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
im still down to buy whatever seems like pop rocks or gushers would be good

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
This thread feels like a cry for help.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Giraffe posted:

This thread feels like a cry for help.

Yeah, help needed to design a huge, gross burrito.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



If you still need an extra protein, might I suggest some escargot?

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Depending on where HGB is located, prairie oysters could be an option.

If you don’t know what prairie oysters are, I can only say that they count as red meat.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I really liked the vegemite idea, and i wish to double down on the nerds rope suggestion

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

The_Continental posted:

I really liked the vegemite idea, and i wish to double down on the nerds rope suggestion

ordered both lol

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

The_Continental posted:

I really liked the vegemite idea, and i wish to double down on the nerds rope suggestion

Hell yeah, just coat the tortilla with it.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

When are ya constructing/eating this thing?

cnut
May 3, 2016

i hope you don't get EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, HGB!

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

cnut posted:

i hope you don't get EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, HGB!

buddy i dont know what I ate but im already there. anyway im eating this thing Saturday

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

buddy i dont know what I ate but im already there. anyway im eating this thing Saturday

I hope you have some Malort to wash it down. That stuff will wash away the taste of anything.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I will be making the YouTube video of me preparing and eating the burrito this Saturday, anyone have ideas about how I can do it without showing my face/ie doxxing myself lol.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I will be making the YouTube video of me preparing and eating the burrito this Saturday, anyone have ideas about how I can do it without showing my face/ie doxxing myself lol.

Use Vtuber software to digitally transform yourself into an anime girl.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Chomp8645 posted:

Use Vtuber software to digitally transform yourself into an anime girl.

lol downloading it now

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Balaclava, sunglasses, and ushanka. Refer to yourself in the third person as Boris. Make lots of jokes about being a slav. Do shots of vodka and kefir as you cook.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Ingest it anally.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol downloading it now

You might want to get a real anime girl mask in case the software misidentifies your face and flickers out at any point while you're eating

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I will be making the YouTube video of me preparing and eating the burrito this Saturday, anyone have ideas about how I can do it without showing my face/ie doxxing myself lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MaLLG_3b-I

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Jesus Christ that’s terrifying lmao

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Who What Now posted:

Balaclava, sunglasses, and ushanka. Refer to yourself in the third person as Boris. Make lots of jokes about being a slav. Do shots of vodka and kefir as you cook.

Kvass, not kefir :eng101: VADIIIIM! Debil.

e: also use giant knife, bayonet, or axe to process ingredients.

Thora fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Nov 19, 2020

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I will be making the YouTube video of me preparing and eating the burrito this Saturday, anyone have ideas about how I can do it without showing my face/ie doxxing myself lol.

What was that (Canadien?) musical with the singing buttholes?

You could do that. Get a sheet, fake rubber butt, some hot glue (butt to sheet), and maybe embiggen the false anus and then eat it through that.

I assume you can prepare the burrito in anonymity easily enough.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Soon


Might throw in some tang powder and vermouth also unseasoned white rice. I got light everything I could to make sure it was not good

HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Nov 20, 2020

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Soon


Might throw in some tang powder and vermouth also unseasoned white rice. I got light everything I could to make sure it was not good

Oh geez I feel bad for you on this but can't wait to see the live stream

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Oct 29, 2012

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Everyone should try right now to imagine the taste of chunky blue cheese dressing mixed with apple juice. drat.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Everyone should try right now to imagine the taste of chunky blue cheese dressing mixed with apple sauce. drat.
I had some bleu cheese flavored general tso's the other week.
It, uh. Wasn't supposed to be.
Didn't taste that great either.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Ill be frying the oysters in apple juice and fish sauce any other spices I should add?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Ill be frying the oysters in apple juice and fish sauce any other spices I should add?

Dill or anise?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Ill be posting the video of me making the burrito at like 4EST tomorrow, would you rather the eating part be live or recorded ?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Ill be frying the oysters in apple juice and fish sauce any other spices I should add?

Maybe some taco seasoning to get some umami

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Apr 6, 2011

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Jasus Christ posted:

Dill or anise?

Yes

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Ill be posting the video of me making the burrito at like 4EST tomorrow, would you rather the eating part be live or recorded ?

record plz for your shame to echo throughout eternity

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Soon


Might throw in some tang powder and vermouth also unseasoned white rice. I got light everything I could to make sure it was not good

GRANDE

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