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Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Arsenic Lupin posted:

They're really cool!

They seem lovely! I've started streaming to help cope with the lockdown and Shep rocked up. It turns out that their dog super loves the sound of my voice, so I recorded a soundboard for it. Beamer <3

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Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

Arsenic Lupin posted:

A follow of mine is livetweeting watching the Preppers reality show.

https://twitter.com/NeolithicSheep/status/1329575286837555203

I haven't seen the show, and I don't really want to defend a person whose idea of 'disaster prepping' is probably to buy a hundred guns while not knowing how to grow a carrot. But surely he's correct to say that everyone's radios should be kept in a faraday cage, because you don't need them now, you need them to survive the EMP burst so they can be used afterwards.

And as to how effective the garbage can would be? I skimmed a government PDF about EMP shielding, and as the lowest level of protection is "just unplug the device" and "wrap spare electronic devices in tin foil" so perhaps more effective than I'd assume.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Horace posted:

I haven't seen the show, and I don't really want to defend a person whose idea of 'disaster prepping' is probably to buy a hundred guns while not knowing how to grow a carrot. But surely he's correct to say that everyone's radios should be kept in a faraday cage, because you don't need them now, you need them to survive the EMP burst so they can be used afterwards.

And as to how effective the garbage can would be? I skimmed a government PDF about EMP shielding, and as the lowest level of protection is "just unplug the device" and "wrap spare electronic devices in tin foil" so perhaps more effective than I'd assume.

You have not identified the problem here.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007


:five:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/andrei_mntn/status/1329124999928623104/

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Great moments in Dinesh D'Souza:

https://twitter.com/marshallhonorof/status/1329809855390035968

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!


Hard pass.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
D'souza might be straight up brain damaged. He's really, really, really loving stupid. Sometimes it's actually funny though

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

D'souza might be straight up brain damaged. He's really, really, really loving stupid. Sometimes it's actually funny though

One time I was boarding a flight and this rear end in a top hat like tries to slam to the front because he’s in boarding group one so he needs to be first. It had to be carefully and repeatedly explained to him that everyone standing there was in boarding group one and he needed to be patient.

When he got on the plane he sat across the aisle from me and he angrily read a D’Souza book about how the DSA are actually the nazis the entire time.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Horace posted:

I haven't seen the show, and I don't really want to defend a person whose idea of 'disaster prepping' is probably to buy a hundred guns while not knowing how to grow a carrot. But surely he's correct to say that everyone's radios should be kept in a faraday cage, because you don't need them now, you need them to survive the EMP burst so they can be used afterwards.

And as to how effective the garbage can would be? I skimmed a government PDF about EMP shielding, and as the lowest level of protection is "just unplug the device" and "wrap spare electronic devices in tin foil" so perhaps more effective than I'd assume.
He takes it out and starts broadcasting. Now what.

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

Splicer posted:

He takes it out and starts broadcasting. Now what.

Yeah, he takes it out of the garbage can and starts broadcasting to the handful of locals who heeded his advice to shield their radios. What am I missing?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

He'll become Rick from that zombie show and is named sexist man alive!


... then he learns it's hard to make insulin.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

Milo and POTUS posted:

D'souza might be straight up brain damaged. He's really, really, really loving stupid. Sometimes it's actually funny though

it's dumb and he's wrong but the Spartans being glorious strong boys who defeat the weak Persians forever and ever with their unremitting manliness is, uhhh, this is how American Fascism reads things

feel free to stop by the Alt-Right thread if you wanna talk about it, but he knows what he's doing, to the extent that he ever does

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Of course the actual historical war was won by the fleet of the, uh... """effeminate""", wealthy, coastal, democratic, blue-themed Athenians.

colas
Feb 14, 2007

Captain Monkey posted:

One time I was boarding a flight and this rear end in a top hat like tries to slam to the front because he’s in boarding group one so he needs to be first. It had to be carefully and repeatedly explained to him that everyone standing there was in boarding group one and he needed to be patient.

When he got on the plane he sat across the aisle from me and he angrily read a D’Souza book about how the DSA are actually the nazis the entire time.

What's the DSA?

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Horace posted:

Yeah, he takes it out of the garbage can and starts broadcasting to the handful of locals who heeded his advice to shield their radios. What am I missing?

It says right there in the tweet that none of the other locals know that they have to shield their radios.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

colas posted:

What's the DSA?

DSA Nutsa

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Danaru posted:

DSA Nutsa

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colas
Feb 14, 2007

Danaru posted:

DSA Nutsa

cool

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

I assume the radios don't only come out after everything has gone to poo poo.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/TortoisesDaily/status/1329689686198009857

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

So Pixar is making some kind of turtle movie now?

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

nexus6 posted:

Don't sleep on this one.

More like nosleep on this one. :dadjoke:

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


jortoise

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!


jortoise

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




Would a tortoise wear jeans like this?

ah well

wait

my sources are informing me that yes, yes it would

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

tangy yet delightful posted:

Would a tortoise wear jeans like this?

ah well

wait

my sources are informing me that yes, yes it would

Watcha gonna do with all that... shell... inside those jeans?

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

D-Pad posted:

It says right there in the tweet that none of the other locals know that they have to shield their radios.

Well... yeah? I bet his neighbours don't have stockpiles of canned goods and poo poo either. He's got a shielded radio, so even if the EMP takes out 95% of the local radios he's ahead. Isn't that like, the whole point of prepping?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Horace posted:

Well... yeah? I bet his neighbours don't have stockpiles of canned goods and poo poo either. He's got a shielded radio, so even if the EMP takes out 95% of the local radios he's ahead. Isn't that like, the whole point of prepping?

He thinks civilization is going to fall. Just who is he going to be talking with on that radio?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Jesus christ

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Why does the tortoise jeans have pockets? Does the tortoise have like a wallet and keys he needs to keep track of?

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Arsenic Lupin posted:

He thinks civilization is going to fall. Just who is he going to be talking with on that radio?

Local goon confused why people would want the ability to communicate with others.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Poops Mcgoots posted:

Local goon confused why people would want the ability to communicate with others.

Local goon believes that if all you have to talk to is other preppers, that's not a lot of good conversation. He's not going to be able to talk to anybody who actually knows how to grow staple foods in the local climate, for instance.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

colas posted:

What's the DSA?

Democratic Socialists of America.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Almost certainly fictional, but funny anyway (thread):

https://twitter.com/KLobstar/status/1329777440173002757?s=20

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I don't think it matters how well prepared they are, because who would win?

- One lonewulfxxx prepper with 10 shotguns and tins of beans and medical kit that they refuse to share so they can be king of the wasteland
- Their ten neigbours with three shotguns between them and an ordinary human drive to work together to get through a crisis

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Horace posted:

Well... yeah? I bet his neighbours don't have stockpiles of canned goods and poo poo either. He's got a shielded radio, so even if the EMP takes out 95% of the local radios he's ahead. Isn't that like, the whole point of prepping?

It's because prepping is an absurd power fantasy and he's imagining himself lording it over his neighbors. hth.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
The guy who does behind the bastards talked about realistic prepping on one of his podcasts and basically explained that you can stock up on dried goods which last forever and make connections in your community so that when times are tough, you can share your stuff as needed. Also guns, because he's on the front lines of these antifascist protests in areas with large amounts of armed white supremacists itching to gun down protestors. The guns part doesn't really apply to most of us, like my poor east coast city where the nut jobs are far off and few in number all dying of COVID right now.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Yeah, there's preparing for problems and mutual aid, and there's prepping where you think you're the one smart person in your neighborhood who's going to survive whatever nuclear exchange causes an EMP above your head. One of these scenarios is a fantasy.

Especially because even at high altitude, the size of the detonation needed for an EMP to fry something like short wave radios in a large area would definitely shower you with a lot of radiation too. Which will probably be a bigger problem.

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/BrotiGupta/status/1329916251913809920

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