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google THIS

Finger Prince posted:

I Can't Believe It's Not Better!®

Pabst Participation Award

# ? Nov 17, 2020 17:32

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 10:14

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

biosterous posted:

saturday night is alright for fighting, i guess

would prefer to throw down on a tuesday afternoon
but saturday night's alright, alright, alright

# ? Nov 17, 2020 17:40

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

google THIS posted:

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hehe

# ? Nov 17, 2020 18:02

Dip Viscous

google THIS posted:

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i want this on a coffee mug

# ? Nov 17, 2020 18:18

FactsAreUseless

google THIS posted:

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Keystone Alright

# ? Nov 18, 2020 06:57

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Miller Middle Class (But Can Afford A Nice Vacation Every Year)

# ? Nov 18, 2020 07:12

Jaguars!

Budweiser, The Journeyman of Beers

# ? Nov 18, 2020 07:26

The Voice of Labor

211 steel reserve: don't ask what's in it

# ? Nov 18, 2020 07:36

FactsAreUseless

I met some poly people in college, but they were a bunch of squares.

# ? Nov 19, 2020 11:16

xcheopis

FactsAreUseless posted:

I met some poly people in college, but they were a bunch of squares.

# ? Nov 19, 2020 15:47

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

FactsAreUseless posted:

I met some poly people in college, but they were a bunch of squares.

I went to one of those meetings at noon expecting to be fed, but they were polynomials

# ? Nov 19, 2020 18:54

vanisher

quenching your thirst with hot tea

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Nov 22, 2020 07:12

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

The Voice of Labor posted:

sexyme street

the nookie monster

flirt and horny

dick bird

snuffalottapuss

the mount

lover monster

oscar the libertine

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Nov 22, 2020 08:21

Yinlock

one of the background doctors in a medical soap opera is trying to get some work done while jim's evil twin brother is loudly claiming that melissa's baby is actually his or whatever

# ? Nov 22, 2020 11:19

FactsAreUseless

Drive-time AM radio shock jock who tells you to love yourself

# ? Nov 22, 2020 19:00

Heather Papps: hello friend

FactsAreUseless posted:

Drive-time AM radio shock jock who tells you to love yourself

a soundboard filled with positive affirmations

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 22, 2020 23:41

The Voice of Labor

but spoken really fast as to fit with the timing associated with audio stabs

youcanaccomplishanythingyousetyourmindtoo!

youarebeautifulyouareunique

yourjokesarefunnyseehahahahahI'mlaughing!

# ? Nov 22, 2020 23:52

FactsAreUseless

Heather Papps posted:

a soundboard filled with positive affirmations

Howard Stern-style spanking machine but each time you get hit you have to give yourself a compliment and mean it.

# ? Nov 23, 2020 05:33

Yinlock

FactsAreUseless posted:

Drive-time AM radio shock jock who tells you to love yourself

Heather Papps posted:

a soundboard filled with positive affirmations

And here's a letter from mr Seymour Phillips, "my life is going nowhere and I want to die" *FART NOISE* UH OHHHHHH *AWOOGA AWOOGA* LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR SOME *DING DING DING* SELF-AFFIRMATION *APPLAUSE*

# ? Nov 23, 2020 09:38

vanisher

me to the goaste guy: "get on stage and make it big out there! OH NO"

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Nov 24, 2020 22:09

Heather Papps: hello friend

vanisher posted:

me to the goaste guy: "get on stage and make it big out there! OH NO"

me to the tubgirl girl: make a big splash! OH NO

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 24, 2020 22:19

more falafel please: forums poster

Heather Papps posted:

me to the tubgirl girl: make a big splash! OH NO

me to the mr. hands horse: knock 'em dead! OH NO

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 24, 2020 22:30

Finger Prince

Are you a coelacan or a coelacanth??

# ? Nov 24, 2020 23:32

xcheopis

Finger Prince posted:

Are you a coelacan or a coelacanth??

# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:08

The Voice of Labor

deli jesus turning corned beef into pastrami

pot shop jesus turning 3.5 grams of weed into an 1/8th

# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:37

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Heather Papps posted:

a soundboard filled with positive affirmations

baba beauty baba beauty

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:38

google THIS

Whispering "Don't go in there" to a movie character going into the bathroom after someone who just ate sugar free gummy bears

# ? Nov 25, 2020 04:21

SIDS Vicious

Jesus dyed, for our spins

# ? Nov 25, 2020 15:43

Wilkins Micawber: as we leave this existence
looking for another

Nose, mouth, butt hole...it's all the same tube. But you sneeze through your mouth, sometimes. what if you could also sneeze through your butt hole. Ok that's the joke I guess 🃏😜

# ? Nov 25, 2020 17:33

SIDS Vicious

lmao and also i love your av

# ? Nov 25, 2020 17:38

The X-man cometh

Pakistani politics posted:

Nose, mouth, butt hole...it's all the same tube. But you sneeze through your mouth, sometimes. what if you could also sneeze through your butt hole. Ok that's the joke I guess 🃏😜

Sometimes I also fart when I sneeze. It makes sense now.

# ? Nov 25, 2020 18:32

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Me to the Pain Olympics guy: You're such a cut u-OH NO!

me to the jar guy: break a.... gently caress I WAS GOING TO SAY LEG

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 26, 2020 00:54

FactsAreUseless

Ebay but for dogs to sell things to other dogs.

# ? Nov 26, 2020 04:36

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

FactsAreUseless posted:

Ebay but for dogs to sell things to other dogs.

goodBoy.com

# ? Nov 26, 2020 15:58

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 10:14

google THIS

FactsAreUseless posted:

Ebay but for dogs to sell things to other dogs.

BARF, DELICIOUS BARF, HIGHEST QUALITY, GET IT NOW BEFORE OH NEVER MIND IT'S GONE

# ? Nov 26, 2020 18:11

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