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drat. I'm slipped up! My accent slipped a bit and I may have blown my cover. Worst nightmare for an operative in the field. Suddenly I'm looking at several guns pointed in my direction.Luckily I'm wearing one of these.
"Why are you scratching your nuts so vigorously?"
"Just a nervous tic!" I reply. But little do they know I'm tapping out an SOS and my coordinates to HQ. I just pray it reaches them in time.
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Apr 27, 2024 04:57
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- Horrible Butts
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That scene in Casino Royale but you hear a little camera click whenever Mads Mikkelsen nails his junk.
https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!
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Nov 26, 2020 16:26
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- The Voice of Labor
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cargo culting the scrotal intelligence agency by stuffing a pair of coconuts into my loin cloth
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Nov 26, 2020 20:14
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- google THIS
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Villain: I know you've been recording our activities. Where have you hidden the microfilm?
Me: It's not microfilm!
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Nov 26, 2020 20:25
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Hey Q, why does this chin prosthetic have such a scraggly beard?
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Nov 27, 2020 02:33
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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007 in: Thunderballs
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Nov 27, 2020 08:08
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Apr 27, 2024 04:57
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- Escape From Noise
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On Her Majesty's Secret Scrotum
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Nov 27, 2020 10:06
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