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pecan

even i've had a whiteclaw

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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


i have never had a whiteclaw and, should the gods be willing, I shall die in that same condition, never having defiled this temple with boozy seltzer water + flavoring


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

In 1870, Helmut von Moltke (the Elder) drank a white claw on a dare from the Prussian general staff and the next day invaded france and started the Franko-Prussian war :shrug:

what is BYOB but our prussia, and Coupons & Deals our france? let's do this

Ass-penny

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

In 1870, Helmut von Moltke (the Elder) drank a white claw on a dare from the Prussian general staff and the next day invaded france and started the Franko-Prussian war :shrug:

Maybe I want GaG to start a war with France.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Heather Papps

hello friend


two (2) days



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

take the moon

by sebmojo

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

In 1870, Helmut von Moltke (the Elder) drank a white claw on a dare from the Prussian general staff and the next day invaded france and started the Franko-Prussian war :shrug:

this guy sounds like he would post furiously if alive today

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Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~

Heather Papps posted:

two (2) days

Yes it has now been 48 hours. I have the following updates on our campaign

- GaG has addressed our demands for the first time, first by attempting to invoke the name of known whiteclaw-fan ButtTheShitmanFart and later by claiming whiteclaw would not mix with his heritage

- GaG has changed his username in an attempt to escape our messages however he chose a name that also shortened to GaG so this poor attempt to flee was doomed to fail

- GaG has still not drunk the whiteclaw






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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
GaG is a mod, and we've challenged him to drink the whiteclaw, so that makes this a mod challenge, right?

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~

Barking Gecko posted:

GaG is a mod, and we've challenged him to drink the whiteclaw, so that makes this a mod challenge, right?

Faultless logic






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

biosterous




Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

In 1870, Helmut von Moltke (the Elder) drank a white claw on a dare from the Prussian general staff and the next day invaded france and started the Franko-Prussian war :shrug:

historically this worked out pretty well for prussia, GaG drink the whiteclaw



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


GaG i don't drink much anymore but i will drink two white claws if you drink one. this is a call out

SIDS Vicious


sk posted:

GaG i don't drink much anymore but i will drink two white claws if you drink one. this is a call out

hell I'll jump in on this!

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



i will drink a case regardless of what you do gag

dont quickly give into the pressure

just let it slowly overcome you


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
hi byob when is GAG going to drink the whiteclaw, i'm very stressed about this

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gag drink the white claw i'm not saying this as a fellow mod, but as a fellow poster.

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i have drank the white claw and the truly and the various other spiked seltz and have become a better man for it

Ass-penny

Barking Gecko posted:

GaG is a mod, and we've challenged him to drink the whiteclaw, so that makes this a mod challenge, right?

Dang this thread picking up heat while I was at work today.

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
GaG dont drink the claw, it's not reinheitsgeboht so if u drink it the villagers will starve

Goons Are Gifts

I mean, I don't even know where to get one, it's like an impossible mod challenge over here, you know
Don't you remember what happened last time when I was challenged to get a taco. Most citizens of the city still haven't recovered and I don't think that toilet is ever going to be open for business ever again

There's lives at stake here


Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~
Here is a German-brand alternative that I think the forum would deem acceptable






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Goons Are Gifts

Oh holy god it's buzz.
Alright, as part of a general peace offering here, I will commit to checking my next local supermarket for this beverage to see if I can find it. Let it be noted that this is not an acceptance of defeat or me committing to actually consuming it, but the first step towards finding out if I can get it right here. :colbert:
I definitely know a place that has it, but whether or not I am willing to go to the insane length of driving there to retrieve it is something I will delegate on future gag to decide.


Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Glutes Are Great posted:

Oh holy god it's buzz.

This reaction indicates buzz should be an adequate substitute. :hai:

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~

Barking Gecko posted:

This reaction indicates buzz should be an adequate substitute. :hai:






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Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~
We're still gonna say drink the whiteclaw though






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take the moon

by sebmojo
mod challenge: GAG must write WHITE CLAW on a piece of paper then tape it to the buzz

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take the moon posted:

mod challenge: GAG must write WHITE CLAW on a piece of paper then tape it to the buzz

Agreed, this is important


Pahilla the Hun

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Think about it, make a post



Rarity posted:

We're still gonna say drink the whiteclaw though

:colbert:


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
GAG chug the buzz

pecan

what if we all start posting the whiteclaws we are drinking maybe we can socially pressure gag

Ass-penny

Lmao at buzz. I was reading the site and they explain what a hard seltzer is and how trendy it is in the states. Also, the alcohol comes from wine? A very European twist. Drink the off brand white claw.

Goons Are Gifts

pecan posted:

what if we all start posting the whiteclaws we are drinking maybe we can socially pressure gag

If at least three people do this, I will offer a fully fledged mod challenge where I go to search for buzz and if I don't do it and get lazy I'll probe myself until I do it


Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



Glutes Are Great posted:

If at least three people do this, I will offer a fully fledged mod challenge where I go to search for buzz and if I don't do it and get lazy I'll probe myself until I do it

GaG is what i like to call a mod’s mod


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Heather Papps

hello friend


just checking



how many days has it been? it feels like months have flown by.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~
It has been three (3) days. An update on the status of the campaign will follow.






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


GaG drink the White Claw

I'll drink one in a few


Ass-penny

Glutes Are Great posted:

If at least three people do this, I will offer a fully fledged mod challenge where I go to search for buzz and if I don't do it and get lazy I'll probe myself until I do it

Question: do they need to be White Claws or will posting any brand of hard seltzer do? My planed drink for tonight is gin and Press seltzer (it's like a boilermaker but with clear poo poo), I have everything lined up to go. I don't buy WC because of the people I have seen ordering them at bars before the pandemic, but I could probably swallow my pride, and a WC if you absolutely need need need it to be the name brand bev.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



rear end-penny posted:

Question: do they need to be White Claws or will posting any brand of hard seltzer do? My planed drink for tonight is gin and Press seltzer (it's like a boilermaker but with clear poo poo), I have everything lined up to go. I don't buy WC because of the people I have seen ordering them at bars before the pandemic, but I could probably swallow my pride, and a WC if you absolutely need need need it to be the name brand bev.

TC its time to unite and form Voltron

Grapefruit!!


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~
Today's Update:

- After legitimate objections that whiteclaw was not available in his country a suitable horrific alternative was found

- GaG has struck a bargain, if 3 blessed YOBers will share pics of their own whiteclaws then GaG will also drink the whiteclaw!

- Zero YOBers have shared pics of their own whiteclaws






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your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Rarity posted:

Today's Update:

- After legitimate objections that whiteclaw was not available in his country a suitable horrific alternative was found

- GaG has struck a bargain, if 3 blessed YOBers will share pics of their own whiteclaws then GaG will also drink the whiteclaw!

- Zero YOBers have shared pics of their own whiteclaws

i WILL go to the liquor store tomorrow and get white claw


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

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