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salesman: i don't know what to do. do i kick them out? they're having fun and drawing a lot of attention but i don't think we're going to make any sales dealership owner: ...what are they doing? salesman: one of them just did a kegstand in the back of a Tacoma owner: *eyes widen* this years? salesman: yes sir should i call the co- owner: *runs outside to the lot* salesman: -ops? owner: aye boys! what the hell are you doing? me and the boys: ..uh... we're chillin. toyotathon. vibin' owner: wanna know what makes a Tundra better than a Tacoma? us: *looking at each other* s-..sure yeah i guess owner: THE CHILL FACTOR! everyone: AWWW YEAAAHHH!!! |
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Smug Prius Owner: y'know, these bad boys are pretty drat fuel-efficient  me: yessir. they got a lot of crap but drat if filling up on gas doesn't hurt these days. SPO: pretty. drat. fuel. efficient me: yeah man pretty comfortable too SPO: fuel. efficient me: yeah you've said that a lot SPO: fuel *pulls out gravity bong* efficient |
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Nov 30, 2020 23:12
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honestly I feel like Toyotathon has become too commercial these days |
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waiting till toyotathon to tell the boys jenny is expecting
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deadking posted:honestly I feel like Toyotathon has become too commercial these days you're not the only one. i was talking to a dude in a 2020 RAV4 with $1,750 cashback (offer valid until the end of this year for all Crossovers and SUVs) about how a lot of this seems like one ongoing advertisement |
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Dec 1, 2020 03:49
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Crass commercialization has made its forget that the true reason we celebrate Toyotathon is Jesus Christ. |
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Dec 1, 2020 04:03
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The rest of the year I practice for the Toyotathon by setting up in my front lawn crushing Mickey's wide mouth tall boys, revin' the engine, and hootin' & hollerin' at the neighbors every day! |
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Dec 2, 2020 07:21
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Oh geez, my mom made us another Toyotathon quilt. I know it's a big family tradition(her great grandpa still had photos of him celebrating Toyotathon in his village in Slovakia in the 1890s) and all but they take up so much space and the representations of 2001 Camry Solaras are so realistic that they scare the dog.
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Dec 2, 2020 07:45
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they’re playing Marco Polo in priuses rolling around in eco mode
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Dec 2, 2020 13:01
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Painting over the "OTA" on my tailgate when another Toyota fan passes by. We slap hands and he says "classic" with a respectful nod. |
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Dec 2, 2020 15:44
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i leap into the air and then just freeze there no one can get me down for weeks
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Dec 2, 2020 16:50
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Pahilla the Hun posted:i leap into the air and then just freeze there *atoyot*
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Dec 2, 2020 17:08
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At the Toyotathon. Get here quick, it's lit. Bring the 4loko from the fridge. |
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Dec 2, 2020 17:17
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standing here awkward with my Batman action figure "i thought it was toython" |
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Dec 2, 2020 17:23
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Heather Papps posted:waiting till toyotathon to tell the boys jenny is expecting |
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Dec 2, 2020 19:35
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nothing makes a more pleasing sound 2 the Lord than a five year power train warranty on this new yaris |
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Dec 2, 2020 19:39
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the boston marathon has new sponsors this year with some unique requests
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Dec 2, 2020 19:42
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It wasn't cheap to have it custom made and its uncomfortable as hell but I managed... oh, "thon," I misunderstood
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Dec 2, 2020 19:47
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vanisher posted:It wasn't cheap to have it custom made and its uncomfortable as hell but I managed... oh, "thon," I misunderstood
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vanisher posted:It wasn't cheap to have it custom made and its uncomfortable as hell but I managed... oh, "thon," I misunderstood |
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